I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 239

**Nikita** · 02-02-2009, 12:09 AM

it gets corrupted by evil flying spaghetti monsters

Do you care about good vs. evil?

**Reganon** · 02-02-2009, 12:14 AM

Only if they make it to the Superbowl

Why do people watch sports?

**Nikita** · 02-02-2009, 12:29 AM

to achieve Nirvana

How do you know whether you're enlightened?

**Reganon** · 02-02-2009, 12:34 AM

Stick a fork in yourself

What is the origin of the fork?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 12:42 AM

It's the evolved form of the spork.

Is there no place like home?

**Nikita** · 02-02-2009, 12:51 AM

possibly nome...

Is it cold there?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 12:58 AM

Not as cold as my black heart...

Should I take the chance?

**rwyatt365** · 02-02-2009, 05:47 AM

Only if you bring it back after you're done.

Should the ASPCA be notified that wireless mice don't have tails?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 11:17 AM

No! The wireless mice are our only hope!

What starts one on the path to the Dark Side?

altoid · 02-02-2009, 11:22 AM

Forgetting to dot your "i"'s.

What is the best job in a gloomy market?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 11:24 AM

Weather forecaster! Someone needs to deal with those overcast skies.

What is the best place to get a haircut?

**Perf** · 02-02-2009, 11:25 AM

Selling rose-coloured sunglasses.

What is the meaning of life?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 11:29 AM

Life:
a: the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body
b: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings
c: an organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction

Why are clowns so scary?

altoid · 02-02-2009, 11:29 AM

Bass Pro outdoor world, coincidentally, is the best place for a haircut AND the meaning you seek from life.

Clowns are scary because they remind us too much of ourselves.

What is the purpose of solitary confinement?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 11:44 AM

To protect everyone else from the cutting wit of the one so imprisoned.

Why are you so angry?

altoid · 02-02-2009, 12:36 PM

I can't escape the clowns.

Who/what/where is contentment?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 12:44 PM

Contentment is the screams of the damned, and the tears of the unborn.

Is nuclear fallout really all that bad?

altoid · 02-02-2009, 01:06 PM

No. It will bestows superpowers on the formerly powerless.

Is perception reality?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 02:28 PM

Only smell and touch. Sight, hearing and taste are lying to you.

What is the most important thing in life?

**Nikita** · 02-02-2009, 06:08 PM

Intestinal Tree Garland

When will the earth implode?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 06:41 PM

In 2012.

What is the best tattoo one can possibly get?

**Nikita** · 02-02-2009, 06:41 PM

a pink bunny rabbit tripping on acid

What would that look like?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 06:44 PM

Like the energizer bunny if his battery ruptured.

What is the most powerful force in the universe?

**Nikita** · 02-02-2009, 06:51 PM

The holes in the swiss cheese.

What is the greatest country on Earth?

Rudy · 02-02-2009, 06:59 PM

Lesotho. I know! Who'd have thunk?

What does the call of the wild sound like?

02-02-2009, 12:09 AM	#5951
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	it gets corrupted by evil flying spaghetti monsters Do you care about good vs. evil?
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02-02-2009, 12:14 AM	#5952
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Only if they make it to the Superbowl Why do people watch sports?
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02-02-2009, 12:29 AM	#5953
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	to achieve Nirvana How do you know whether you're enlightened?
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02-02-2009, 12:34 AM	#5954
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Stick a fork in yourself What is the origin of the fork?
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02-02-2009, 12:42 AM	#5955
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	It's the evolved form of the spork. Is there no place like home?
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02-02-2009, 12:51 AM	#5956
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	possibly nome... Is it cold there?
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02-02-2009, 12:58 AM	#5957
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Not as cold as my black heart... Should I take the chance?
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02-02-2009, 05:47 AM	#5958
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	Only if you bring it back after you're done. Should the ASPCA be notified that wireless mice don't have tails?
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02-02-2009, 11:17 AM	#5959
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	No! The wireless mice are our only hope! What starts one on the path to the Dark Side?
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02-02-2009, 11:22 AM	#5960
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,123	Forgetting to dot your "i"'s. What is the best job in a gloomy market?
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02-02-2009, 11:24 AM	#5961
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Weather forecaster! Someone needs to deal with those overcast skies. What is the best place to get a haircut?
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02-02-2009, 11:25 AM	#5962
Perf Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 300	Selling rose-coloured sunglasses. What is the meaning of life?
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02-02-2009, 11:29 AM	#5963
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Life: a: the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body b: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings c: an organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction Why are clowns so scary?
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02-02-2009, 11:29 AM	#5964
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,123	Bass Pro outdoor world, coincidentally, is the best place for a haircut AND the meaning you seek from life. Clowns are scary because they remind us too much of ourselves. What is the purpose of solitary confinement?
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02-02-2009, 11:44 AM	#5965
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	To protect everyone else from the cutting wit of the one so imprisoned. Why are you so angry?
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02-02-2009, 12:36 PM	#5966
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,123	I can't escape the clowns. Who/what/where is contentment?
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02-02-2009, 12:44 PM	#5967
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Contentment is the screams of the damned, and the tears of the unborn. Is nuclear fallout really all that bad?
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02-02-2009, 01:06 PM	#5968
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,123	No. It will bestows superpowers on the formerly powerless. Is perception reality?
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02-02-2009, 02:28 PM	#5969
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Only smell and touch. Sight, hearing and taste are lying to you. What is the most important thing in life?
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02-02-2009, 06:08 PM	#5970
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Intestinal Tree Garland When will the earth implode?
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02-02-2009, 06:41 PM	#5971
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	In 2012. What is the best tattoo one can possibly get?
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02-02-2009, 06:41 PM	#5972
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	a pink bunny rabbit tripping on acid What would that look like?
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02-02-2009, 06:44 PM	#5973
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Like the energizer bunny if his battery ruptured. What is the most powerful force in the universe?
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02-02-2009, 06:51 PM	#5974
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	The holes in the swiss cheese. What is the greatest country on Earth?
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02-02-2009, 06:59 PM	#5975
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Lesotho. I know! Who'd have thunk? What does the call of the wild sound like?
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