I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 235

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 12:59 PM

Because the serpent has spoken.

Will you do as you're told?

**Zzyber** · 01-28-2009, 01:32 PM

I'm rarely given to opportunity to make a decision that isn't eventually cancelled upon.

Would you do something about it if you could?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 01:39 PM

*tosses a monkey*

Where does rain fall?

**Zzyber** · 01-28-2009, 01:46 PM

Rain falls the Tower of Pisa.

Can you take me away to where I will never be the same?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 01:50 PM

no, but moby dick can

Why do animals mark their territory?

**ClydeB** · 01-28-2009, 02:06 PM

Because they cannot Steve or Dave them.

Why did the tree fall on the road?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 02:08 PM

Because it didn't want to go to the other side. It had a tantrum.

What is a factorial?

altoid · 01-28-2009, 02:20 PM

A lie that grows uncontrollably big.

What is a fractal?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 02:21 PM

an INTJ's imaginary friend

Who was Fibonacci?

**Reganon** · 01-28-2009, 06:49 PM

He was the inventor of sliced bread.

What is mankind's greatest achievement?

**nihil** · 01-28-2009, 06:57 PM

Pokemon cards !!!11

What are the 10 commandments ?

**Stormy** · 01-28-2009, 06:58 PM

Due to publication issues, they are no longer in print.

Why do I bother?

Rudy · 01-28-2009, 08:12 PM

Because it beats shoveling shit in Louisiana.

Why are weathermen always wrong?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 08:59 PM

Because weathergirls are always right side up.

Why does air pressure affect the formation of hurricanes?

Rudy · 01-28-2009, 10:39 PM

The hurricanes just can't deal with all that pressure anymore, and need to move out of the house.

Does the couple that prays together, stay together?

**rwyatt365** · 01-29-2009, 06:05 AM

Not always. My uncle had a prayer, "I hope she gets hit by a car", that he said every time his wife left for the grocery store. One day, his prayer came true.

Was that morbid?

**Zzyber** · 01-29-2009, 06:06 AM

Only if he pushed her then it's just awesome!

How do you stand on your own two feet?

**rwyatt365** · 01-29-2009, 06:30 AM

First, you detatch you lower legs at the knee...

How long is a lifetime?

Rudy · 01-29-2009, 07:30 AM

Long enough to have your every hope crushed.

Why do we dream when we sleep?

**rwyatt365** · 01-29-2009, 07:56 AM

In ancient times, when humans were pre-evolved amoebas, the only way to communicate was to create visual depictions of thoughts within our protoplasm. Thus was imprinted upon our consciousness the need to be visually stimulated. Now, when our other senses are shut down, while we sleep, our amoebic visually activated nerve-centers regain dominance - thus, dreams. This also explains all of your "floating dreams" as well.

Why can't snow fall "up"?

Rudy · 01-29-2009, 10:41 AM

Because hot air rises, and snow wants to get away from it.

What is the king of all musical instruments?

**Nikita** · 01-29-2009, 10:45 AM

The Bean-Powered Anus

What is the most effective exfoliant?

Rudy · 01-29-2009, 10:58 AM

steel wool, dipped in acid.

Why is Diet Coke so addictive...

**Nikita** · 01-29-2009, 11:00 AM

Because it is laced with the spirits of the damned.

Why are highlighters so bright?

**Reganon** · 01-29-2009, 08:38 PM

Because they're filled with magical sunshine

What is the what?

01-28-2009, 12:59 PM	#5851
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because the serpent has spoken. Will you do as you're told?
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01-28-2009, 01:32 PM	#5852
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	I'm rarely given to opportunity to make a decision that isn't eventually cancelled upon. Would you do something about it if you could?
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01-28-2009, 01:39 PM	#5853
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	tosses a monkey Where does rain fall?
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01-28-2009, 01:46 PM	#5854
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Rain falls the Tower of Pisa. Can you take me away to where I will never be the same?
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01-28-2009, 01:50 PM	#5855
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	no, but moby dick can Why do animals mark their territory?
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01-28-2009, 02:06 PM	#5856
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Because they cannot Steve or Dave them. Why did the tree fall on the road?
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01-28-2009, 02:08 PM	#5857
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because it didn't want to go to the other side. It had a tantrum. What is a factorial?
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01-28-2009, 02:20 PM	#5858
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,147	A lie that grows uncontrollably big. What is a fractal?
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01-28-2009, 02:21 PM	#5859
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	an INTJ's imaginary friend Who was Fibonacci?
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01-28-2009, 06:49 PM	#5860
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	He was the inventor of sliced bread. What is mankind's greatest achievement?
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01-28-2009, 06:57 PM	#5861
nihil Member [10%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 409	Pokemon cards !!!11 What are the 10 commandments ?
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01-28-2009, 06:58 PM	#5862
Stormy Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114	Due to publication issues, they are no longer in print. Why do I bother?
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01-28-2009, 08:12 PM	#5863
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Because it beats shoveling shit in Louisiana. Why are weathermen always wrong?
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01-28-2009, 08:59 PM	#5864
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because weathergirls are always right side up. Why does air pressure affect the formation of hurricanes?
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01-28-2009, 10:39 PM	#5865
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	The hurricanes just can't deal with all that pressure anymore, and need to move out of the house. Does the couple that prays together, stay together?
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01-29-2009, 06:05 AM	#5866
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	Not always. My uncle had a prayer, "I hope she gets hit by a car", that he said every time his wife left for the grocery store. One day, his prayer came true. Was that morbid?
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01-29-2009, 06:06 AM	#5867
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Only if he pushed her then it's just awesome! How do you stand on your own two feet?
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01-29-2009, 06:30 AM	#5868
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	First, you detatch you lower legs at the knee... How long is a lifetime?
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01-29-2009, 07:30 AM	#5869
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Long enough to have your every hope crushed. Why do we dream when we sleep?
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01-29-2009, 07:56 AM	#5870
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	In ancient times, when humans were pre-evolved amoebas, the only way to communicate was to create visual depictions of thoughts within our protoplasm. Thus was imprinted upon our consciousness the need to be visually stimulated. Now, when our other senses are shut down, while we sleep, our amoebic visually activated nerve-centers regain dominance - thus, dreams. This also explains all of your "floating dreams" as well. Why can't snow fall "up"?
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01-29-2009, 10:41 AM	#5871
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Because hot air rises, and snow wants to get away from it. What is the king of all musical instruments?
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01-29-2009, 10:45 AM	#5872
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	The Bean-Powered Anus What is the most effective exfoliant?
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01-29-2009, 10:58 AM	#5873
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	steel wool, dipped in acid. Why is Diet Coke so addictive...
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01-29-2009, 11:00 AM	#5874
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because it is laced with the spirits of the damned. Why are highlighters so bright?
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01-29-2009, 08:38 PM	#5875
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Because they're filled with magical sunshine What is the what?
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