I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 234

**daydreamer** · 01-27-2009, 07:40 PM

the world is revolving around you

pandas type faster than me and they are vegetarians to boot

when will i ever learn

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:40 PM

They always eat their vegetables

You will learn when someone drills it into your skull with a you overcome the omega effect.

How do you kill a green dragon?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:41 PM

you kill a green dragon by gaining knowledge of the mating rituals of dust mites...but you will never learn because you are too busy kissing dust bunnies

How do tumbleweeds form?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:44 PM

From the remains of rejected cartoons

What's prettier than a sunset?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:45 PM

Rudy's skidmarks

What smells sweeter than a skunk?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:46 PM

Burning plastic

What happens every full moon?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:49 PM

someone finds out they need to wax

Why does the moon go through phases?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:51 PM

Because it's hormonal

Where does all this junk mail come from?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:53 PM

INTJf

How many lemons do you have to juice to fill a gallon of milk?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:56 PM

Only every tenth, just to keep those lemons in line

What is the price for a cup of lemonade these days?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:58 PM

the price of gas x the rate of inflation / the cost of a pound of puppies + your first born - your last born

What do you dare me to do?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 08:06 PM

I dare you to breathe

What is the cost of altruism?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 08:08 PM

5 pennies and endless rote memorization

Why is sea foam not green?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 08:22 PM

It was too expensive for God to make it that way

What can we do to save the planet from hugglers?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 08:23 PM

kiss them, they're allergic to NT kisses

Who invented crutches?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 08:28 PM

Carl Friedrich Gauss

What is the meaning of life?

**rwyatt365** · 01-28-2009, 04:56 AM

"Life sucks, and then you die", that is the meaning of life.

Was that uncalled for?

**Wapiti** · 01-28-2009, 06:11 AM

Yes, I heard the phone ring didn't you.

Why are rivets used in some jeans?

**rwyatt365** · 01-28-2009, 08:21 AM

They tried sheet metal screws, but it just didn't work out.

Is that where the expression "you're screwed" came from?

**curiousjane** · 01-28-2009, 08:26 AM

No, actually it comes from the Latin "uscrou", which means, loosely translated, "oh, crap."

Where does time fly to when you're having fun?

**rwyatt365** · 01-28-2009, 09:19 AM

Time flies to Cancun, where it sits on the beach with an umbrella-drink and ogles the young girls in bikini's.

Don't you wish you were having fun?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 11:37 AM

Fun is for POWs.

Why is the lion the king of the jungle?

**Zzyber** · 01-28-2009, 12:06 PM

Because the groundhogs resigned due to stricter labor laws.

Why can't people be honest with each other?

**Nikita** · 01-28-2009, 12:29 PM

Because then the webs would untangle and we'd all fall down and nobody would remain to put us back together again.

How many allusions are contained in the above answer?

**Zzyber** · 01-28-2009, 12:49 PM

I cannot answer you question do to the fact that you answered mine truthfully.

If that is true then why should we bother?

01-27-2009, 07:40 PM	#5826
daydreamer Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: xntx Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,644	the world is revolving around you pandas type faster than me and they are vegetarians to boot when will i ever learn
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01-27-2009, 07:40 PM	#5827
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	They always eat their vegetables You will learn when someone drills it into your skull with a you overcome the omega effect. How do you kill a green dragon?
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01-27-2009, 07:41 PM	#5828
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	you kill a green dragon by gaining knowledge of the mating rituals of dust mites...but you will never learn because you are too busy kissing dust bunnies How do tumbleweeds form?
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01-27-2009, 07:44 PM	#5829
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	From the remains of rejected cartoons What's prettier than a sunset?
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01-27-2009, 07:45 PM	#5830
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Rudy's skidmarks What smells sweeter than a skunk?
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01-27-2009, 07:46 PM	#5831
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Burning plastic What happens every full moon?
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01-27-2009, 07:49 PM	#5832
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	someone finds out they need to wax Why does the moon go through phases?
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01-27-2009, 07:51 PM	#5833
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Because it's hormonal Where does all this junk mail come from?
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01-27-2009, 07:53 PM	#5834
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	INTJf How many lemons do you have to juice to fill a gallon of milk?
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01-27-2009, 07:56 PM	#5835
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Only every tenth, just to keep those lemons in line What is the price for a cup of lemonade these days?
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01-27-2009, 07:58 PM	#5836
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	the price of gas x the rate of inflation / the cost of a pound of puppies + your first born - your last born What do you dare me to do?
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01-27-2009, 08:06 PM	#5837
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	I dare you to breathe What is the cost of altruism?
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01-27-2009, 08:08 PM	#5838
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	5 pennies and endless rote memorization Why is sea foam not green?
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01-27-2009, 08:22 PM	#5839
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	It was too expensive for God to make it that way What can we do to save the planet from hugglers?
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01-27-2009, 08:23 PM	#5840
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	kiss them, they're allergic to NT kisses Who invented crutches?
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01-27-2009, 08:28 PM	#5841
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Carl Friedrich Gauss What is the meaning of life?
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01-28-2009, 04:56 AM	#5842
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	"Life sucks, and then you die", that is the meaning of life. Was that uncalled for?
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01-28-2009, 06:11 AM	#5843
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Yes, I heard the phone ring didn't you. Why are rivets used in some jeans?
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01-28-2009, 08:21 AM	#5844
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	They tried sheet metal screws, but it just didn't work out. Is that where the expression "you're screwed" came from?
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01-28-2009, 08:26 AM	#5845
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	No, actually it comes from the Latin "uscrou", which means, loosely translated, "oh, crap." Where does time fly to when you're having fun?
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01-28-2009, 09:19 AM	#5846
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	Time flies to Cancun, where it sits on the beach with an umbrella-drink and ogles the young girls in bikini's. Don't you wish you were having fun?
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01-28-2009, 11:37 AM	#5847
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Fun is for POWs. Why is the lion the king of the jungle?
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01-28-2009, 12:06 PM	#5848
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Because the groundhogs resigned due to stricter labor laws. Why can't people be honest with each other?
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01-28-2009, 12:29 PM	#5849
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because then the webs would untangle and we'd all fall down and nobody would remain to put us back together again. How many allusions are contained in the above answer?
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01-28-2009, 12:49 PM	#5850
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	I cannot answer you question do to the fact that you answered mine truthfully. If that is true then why should we bother?
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