I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 233

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 06:32 PM

You start living like the rest of us.

Why does Cher exist?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 06:35 PM

Because Sonny needed a Bone-O.

When will Madonna finally shut up?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 06:36 PM

When you ask nicely.

What do you see when you close your eyes?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 06:39 PM

the bodies

Who do you see now?

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 06:40 PM

You. (I'm at the window.)

Can I save money with Geico?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 06:41 PM

might I show you something in a gecko?

How are you at falling without hitting the ground?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 06:41 PM

Great, now that I've installed airbags.

What is impossible?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 06:42 PM

making an ESFP giggle

What is possible?

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 06:44 PM

Anything, if you've got a unicorn on your side.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

**auriga vega** · 01-27-2009, 06:46 PM

1, because it only points to the same direction over and over.

Why does milk come from oranges?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 06:48 PM

Because nothing rhymes with oranges.

What is only illegal in seven states?

altoid · 01-27-2009, 06:48 PM

Working on Sundays

Was 'W' a great president, or the greatest president?

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 06:51 PM

Washington was the greatest of presidents.

Why do we ask why?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 06:54 PM

because you refuse to try bud dry

What is a globe?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:01 PM

Something you must never look at, or you will explode.

Why is there war?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:02 PM

because of Snot Stew

Why is bloodshed so much fun?

**Reganon** · 01-27-2009, 07:04 PM

Because blood has a better texture than Snot Stew

What is the true purpose of knives?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:06 PM

to tickle kittens

When do you use italics?

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 07:08 PM

When in Italy!

When is it okay to laugh?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:28 PM

When Hitler is resurrected.

When is it okay to cry?

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 07:31 PM

When he dies again.

When can I wear purple?

**daydreamer** · 01-27-2009, 07:32 PM

when in minneapolis

when can i retire

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:33 PM

Yesterday.

Why are peaches juicy?

Rudy · 01-27-2009, 07:33 PM

~~In your dreams.~~

Because nobody likes dried peaches.

Why is the room spinning?

**Nikita** · 01-27-2009, 07:39 PM

Because the earth is my toy top and I'm making it go 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'

In what way do Pandas set a good example for humans?

01-27-2009, 06:32 PM	#5801
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	You start living like the rest of us. Why does Cher exist?
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01-27-2009, 06:35 PM	#5802
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because Sonny needed a Bone-O. When will Madonna finally shut up?
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01-27-2009, 06:36 PM	#5803
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	When you ask nicely. What do you see when you close your eyes?
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01-27-2009, 06:39 PM	#5804
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	the bodies Who do you see now?
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01-27-2009, 06:40 PM	#5805
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	You. (I'm at the window.) Can I save money with Geico?
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01-27-2009, 06:41 PM	#5806
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	might I show you something in a gecko? How are you at falling without hitting the ground?
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01-27-2009, 06:41 PM	#5807
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Great, now that I've installed airbags. What is impossible?
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01-27-2009, 06:42 PM	#5808
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	making an ESFP giggle What is possible?
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01-27-2009, 06:44 PM	#5809
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Anything, if you've got a unicorn on your side. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
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01-27-2009, 06:46 PM	#5810
auriga vega Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 425	1, because it only points to the same direction over and over. Why does milk come from oranges?
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01-27-2009, 06:48 PM	#5811
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Because nothing rhymes with oranges. What is only illegal in seven states?
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01-27-2009, 06:48 PM	#5812
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,123	Working on Sundays Was 'W' a great president, or the greatest president?
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01-27-2009, 06:51 PM	#5813
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	Washington was the greatest of presidents. Why do we ask why?
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01-27-2009, 06:54 PM	#5814
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because you refuse to try bud dry What is a globe?
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01-27-2009, 07:01 PM	#5815
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Something you must never look at, or you will explode. Why is there war?
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01-27-2009, 07:02 PM	#5816
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because of Snot Stew Why is bloodshed so much fun?
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01-27-2009, 07:04 PM	#5817
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Because blood has a better texture than Snot Stew What is the true purpose of knives?
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01-27-2009, 07:06 PM	#5818
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	to tickle kittens When do you use italics?
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01-27-2009, 07:08 PM	#5819
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	When in Italy! When is it okay to laugh?
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01-27-2009, 07:28 PM	#5820
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	When Hitler is resurrected. When is it okay to cry?
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01-27-2009, 07:31 PM	#5821
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	When he dies again. When can I wear purple?
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01-27-2009, 07:32 PM	#5822
daydreamer Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: xntx Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,644	when in minneapolis when can i retire
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01-27-2009, 07:33 PM	#5823
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Yesterday. Why are peaches juicy?
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01-27-2009, 07:33 PM	#5824
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	~~In your dreams.~~ Because nobody likes dried peaches. Why is the room spinning?
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01-27-2009, 07:39 PM	#5825
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because the earth is my toy top and I'm making it go 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' In what way do Pandas set a good example for humans?
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