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**Nikita** · 01-20-2009, 04:27 PM

With a hammer and a monkey wrench.

How do you break a bone?

Rudy · 01-20-2009, 04:28 PM

With cutting sarcasm.

Why is Oscar a grouch?

altoid · 01-20-2009, 04:30 PM

He's heard what the others say about him.

Who is Zarathustra?

**LaoTzu** · 01-20-2009, 04:52 PM

Jesus in disguise.

Is Rachel Maddow really a 10 year old boy?

Rudy · 01-20-2009, 04:58 PM

No. Eight.

Which came first: Yin or Yang?

**LaoTzu** · 01-20-2009, 05:05 PM

Yang. The male always comes first...

If all reds are blues, and all blues are greens, are all greens reds?

altoid · 01-20-2009, 05:09 PM

They're all shades of gray, except on Tuesdays.

What's the best way to make a martini?

**LaoTzu** · 01-20-2009, 05:13 PM

Let the blood curdle a little before pouring...

Is UFC fixed?

altoid · 01-20-2009, 08:41 PM

It's all part of the Rockefeller family conspiracy to rule the world.

How are fractals produced?

**azelismia** · 01-20-2009, 09:03 PM

by capturing the gasses of highly annoyed goats. (it's the essence of fractious)

Why am I so grumpy these days?

**ClydeB** · 01-20-2009, 09:13 PM

Because Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, and Bashful are elsewhere giving Snow White some Flunitrazepam.

Which type of plastic is best used when cooking food in a microwave?

**azelismia** · 01-20-2009, 09:15 PM

the ones that melt fastest adn give off the most vapour, it adds flavour.

What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

**ClydeB** · 01-20-2009, 09:16 PM

42. (42.0001230001 if you are using an old intel processor with a bad floating point coprocessor)

How many white mice does it take to recreate the earth?

**kubrickfan** · 01-20-2009, 09:21 PM

Innumerable.

Does that answer your question bluntly enough?

**ClydeB** · 01-20-2009, 09:23 PM

I am not sure, if you rephrase the question, I may or may not be able to answer yours. Or not. It depends.

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

**Nikita** · 01-20-2009, 09:38 PM

the same as the sound of one hummingbird humming

From whence came the nectar of the gods?

Rudy · 01-20-2009, 09:39 PM

~~The same as the sound of baby Jesus crying.~~

From the teats of the gods, of course.

Why is gold so valuable?

**Nikita** · 01-20-2009, 09:40 PM

because it is only created at the hand of the Michelin Man

How much is gold currently selling for on the Indonesian iron market?

**LaoTzu** · 01-20-2009, 10:34 PM

55M Dongs.... and I'm not talkin' Vietnamese currency
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Which is heavier 1lb of diamonds or 1lb of gold?

**Zzyber** · 01-21-2009, 06:06 AM

The diamonds because they will not melt in the heat of a panicked rushing at Wal-Mart. (Too soon?)

Why do we sing along in the car when driving?

**Harmony** · 01-21-2009, 06:28 AM

"Because we all just want to be big rock stars...."

Why do we sneeze?

**Zzyber** · 01-21-2009, 06:29 AM

It's our brains way of telling us were retarded to think we are in control.

What on earth is "Just like heaven"?

Rudy · 01-21-2009, 06:34 AM

7-11, but only between the hours of 2 and 3:30 am.

Why doesn't plastic absorb water?

**Wapiti** · 01-21-2009, 09:26 AM

Because there is no absorbic acid in plastic.

Do motherboards bear children?

**Zzyber** · 01-21-2009, 09:28 AM

Yes. They are the little things that you think are dust bunnies and kill right there in front of her.

Would that make you stop sweeping them up and throwing them away?

01-20-2009, 04:27 PM	#5726
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	With a hammer and a monkey wrench. How do you break a bone?
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01-20-2009, 04:28 PM	#5727
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	With cutting sarcasm. Why is Oscar a grouch?
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01-20-2009, 04:30 PM	#5728
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	He's heard what the others say about him. Who is Zarathustra?
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01-20-2009, 04:52 PM	#5729
LaoTzu Core Member [106%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,263	Jesus in disguise. Is Rachel Maddow really a 10 year old boy?
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01-20-2009, 04:58 PM	#5730
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	No. Eight. Which came first: Yin or Yang?
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01-20-2009, 05:05 PM	#5731
LaoTzu Core Member [106%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,263	Yang. The male always comes first... If all reds are blues, and all blues are greens, are all greens reds?
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01-20-2009, 05:09 PM	#5732
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	They're all shades of gray, except on Tuesdays. What's the best way to make a martini?
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01-20-2009, 05:13 PM	#5733
LaoTzu Core Member [106%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,263	Let the blood curdle a little before pouring... Is UFC fixed?
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01-20-2009, 08:41 PM	#5734
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	It's all part of the Rockefeller family conspiracy to rule the world. How are fractals produced?
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01-20-2009, 09:03 PM	#5735
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	by capturing the gasses of highly annoyed goats. (it's the essence of fractious) Why am I so grumpy these days?
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01-20-2009, 09:13 PM	#5736
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Because Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, and Bashful are elsewhere giving Snow White some Flunitrazepam. Which type of plastic is best used when cooking food in a microwave?
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01-20-2009, 09:15 PM	#5737
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	the ones that melt fastest adn give off the most vapour, it adds flavour. What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
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01-20-2009, 09:16 PM	#5738
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	42. (42.0001230001 if you are using an old intel processor with a bad floating point coprocessor) How many white mice does it take to recreate the earth?
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01-20-2009, 09:21 PM	#5739
kubrickfan Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 496	Innumerable. Does that answer your question bluntly enough?
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01-20-2009, 09:23 PM	#5740
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	I am not sure, if you rephrase the question, I may or may not be able to answer yours. Or not. It depends. What is the sound of three hands clapping?
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01-20-2009, 09:38 PM	#5741
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	the same as the sound of one hummingbird humming From whence came the nectar of the gods?
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01-20-2009, 09:39 PM	#5742
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	~~The same as the sound of baby Jesus crying.~~ From the teats of the gods, of course. Why is gold so valuable?
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01-20-2009, 09:40 PM	#5743
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because it is only created at the hand of the Michelin Man How much is gold currently selling for on the Indonesian iron market?
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01-20-2009, 10:34 PM	#5744
LaoTzu Core Member [106%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,263	55M Dongs.... and I'm not talkin' Vietnamese currency To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Which is heavier 1lb of diamonds or 1lb of gold?
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01-21-2009, 06:06 AM	#5745
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	The diamonds because they will not melt in the heat of a panicked rushing at Wal-Mart. (Too soon?) Why do we sing along in the car when driving?
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01-21-2009, 06:28 AM	#5746
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	"Because we all just want to be big rock stars...." Why do we sneeze?
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01-21-2009, 06:29 AM	#5747
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	It's our brains way of telling us were retarded to think we are in control. What on earth is "Just like heaven"?
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01-21-2009, 06:34 AM	#5748
Rudy Administrator MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 21,722	7-11, but only between the hours of 2 and 3:30 am. Why doesn't plastic absorb water?
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01-21-2009, 09:26 AM	#5749
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Because there is no absorbic acid in plastic. Do motherboards bear children?
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01-21-2009, 09:28 AM	#5750
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Yes. They are the little things that you think are dust bunnies and kill right there in front of her. Would that make you stop sweeping them up and throwing them away?
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