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**Zzyber** · 01-09-2009, 06:01 AM

During the early 50's there was an over abundance of said birds and bees and you couldn't walk out of your front door without walking face first into an orgy. Therefore the term the birds and the bees was coined to explain what was going on. Before that it was referred to as the cowboys and indians.

Have you ever blown up on someone and felt remorseful about it?

**Harmony** · 01-09-2009, 06:12 AM

What's this remorseful you speak of?

What do aliens really look like?

**Zzyber** · 01-09-2009, 06:14 AM

Michael Jackson. (That was far too easy and a bit mean)

When did you stop believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

**Harmony** · 01-09-2009, 06:22 AM

When I saw Mrs. Claus murder the two after she caught them in bed together. (man I'm a sick puppy) After that I knew there couldn't possibly be a Santa or Easter bunny because I watched them get killed....

What's the purpose of head banging?

**Zzyber** · 01-09-2009, 08:01 AM

To cause as much damage to the cerebral cortex as possible to make the music sound better.

Why does your stomach grumble when you are hungry?

**LionsPride** · 01-09-2009, 10:00 AM

Yours grumbles? Mine starts singing show tunes.

What's the capital of Mars?

**rwyatt365** · 01-09-2009, 10:10 AM

Red.

How many clowns can fit into a VW Beetle?

**Harmony** · 01-09-2009, 11:19 AM

It's still uncertain... After the last attempt to count where no one ever saw Smiley again... They decided they needed to upgrade to a larger vehicle... They now use PT Cruisers.

Why aren't our eyes like cat's?

**LionsPride** · 01-09-2009, 11:49 AM

Speak for yourself!

Who wants to see the Wizard?

**Wapiti** · 01-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Because Japan has flowers.

Why do peas come in a pod?

**Zzyber** · 01-09-2009, 11:50 AM

~~Everyone in the clown car. Ever since Smiley went missing they all feel horribly about it and have been searching ever since.~~

Because if they came in a wrapper then they would just be unhealthy.

Why was the road made of yellow brick?

**Nikita** · 01-09-2009, 05:35 PM

Because the yellow dog finally relieved his constipation.

Why does the wizard hide behind the curtain?

**ClydeB** · 01-09-2009, 05:53 PM

Public urination is against the law.

Where can I find a decent deal on tires?

**aok** · 01-09-2009, 06:41 PM

At the retirement home.

When does old age start?

**LionsPride** · 01-09-2009, 06:47 PM

After the News at 9.

What channel is price is right on?

**Wapiti** · 01-09-2009, 07:17 PM

All the channels are free if you have the right connections.

Why is it called Taco Bell if I never hear any bells there?

**ClydeB** · 01-09-2009, 07:23 PM

Ding! Fries are done.

How can I fit six gallons of water into a 5 gallon container?

**Reganon** · 01-09-2009, 07:36 PM

freeze it

What is the best remedy for leprosy?

**Wapiti** · 01-09-2009, 07:40 PM

Death.

Is it really possible to grow old?

**intellael** · 01-09-2009, 07:44 PM

No, it is the same all of the time.

Are walls really solid?

**ClydeB** · 01-09-2009, 09:50 PM

No, Scientists have recently published a study saying that most of the mass of atoms comes from the interactions / vibrations of the 6 quarks that make up the protons and neutrons. Not the quarks themselves.

How do they get all that cheese into that little can?

**Zzyber** · 01-09-2009, 09:55 PM

The magically shrink the can in the shrinkifier machine.

Why do people watch reality shows?

**LionsPride** · 01-09-2009, 10:18 PM

Because it's quality television and educational too!

Who marked the death of radio?

**aok** · 01-10-2009, 06:40 AM

Ronald Reagan.

Who'd the hamburger happy clown representative for McDonald's?

**Nikita** · 01-10-2009, 07:39 PM

Someone with the inability to form complete sentences did something and the little kids now pay the price under golden arches using their souls as tokens for the damned.

Where is it?

01-09-2009, 06:01 AM	#5476
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	During the early 50's there was an over abundance of said birds and bees and you couldn't walk out of your front door without walking face first into an orgy. Therefore the term the birds and the bees was coined to explain what was going on. Before that it was referred to as the cowboys and indians. Have you ever blown up on someone and felt remorseful about it?
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01-09-2009, 06:12 AM	#5477
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	What's this remorseful you speak of? What do aliens really look like?
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01-09-2009, 06:14 AM	#5478
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Michael Jackson. (That was far too easy and a bit mean) When did you stop believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?
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01-09-2009, 06:22 AM	#5479
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	When I saw Mrs. Claus murder the two after she caught them in bed together. (man I'm a sick puppy) After that I knew there couldn't possibly be a Santa or Easter bunny because I watched them get killed.... What's the purpose of head banging?
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01-09-2009, 08:01 AM	#5480
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	To cause as much damage to the cerebral cortex as possible to make the music sound better. Why does your stomach grumble when you are hungry?
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01-09-2009, 10:00 AM	#5481
LionsPride Core Member [225%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,029	Yours grumbles? Mine starts singing show tunes. What's the capital of Mars?
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01-09-2009, 10:10 AM	#5482
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Red. How many clowns can fit into a VW Beetle?
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01-09-2009, 11:19 AM	#5483
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	It's still uncertain... After the last attempt to count where no one ever saw Smiley again... They decided they needed to upgrade to a larger vehicle... They now use PT Cruisers. Why aren't our eyes like cat's?
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01-09-2009, 11:49 AM	#5484
LionsPride Core Member [225%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,029	Speak for yourself! Who wants to see the Wizard?
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01-09-2009, 11:50 AM	#5485
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Because Japan has flowers. Why do peas come in a pod?
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01-09-2009, 11:50 AM	#5486
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	~~Everyone in the clown car. Ever since Smiley went missing they all feel horribly about it and have been searching ever since.~~ Because if they came in a wrapper then they would just be unhealthy. Why was the road made of yellow brick?
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01-09-2009, 05:35 PM	#5487
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because the yellow dog finally relieved his constipation. Why does the wizard hide behind the curtain?
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01-09-2009, 05:53 PM	#5488
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Public urination is against the law. Where can I find a decent deal on tires?
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01-09-2009, 06:41 PM	#5489
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,176	At the retirement home. When does old age start?
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01-09-2009, 06:47 PM	#5490
LionsPride Core Member [225%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,029	After the News at 9. What channel is price is right on?
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01-09-2009, 07:17 PM	#5491
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	All the channels are free if you have the right connections. Why is it called Taco Bell if I never hear any bells there?
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01-09-2009, 07:23 PM	#5492
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Ding! Fries are done. How can I fit six gallons of water into a 5 gallon container?
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01-09-2009, 07:36 PM	#5493
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	freeze it What is the best remedy for leprosy?
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01-09-2009, 07:40 PM	#5494
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Death. Is it really possible to grow old?
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01-09-2009, 07:44 PM	#5495
intellael Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,154	No, it is the same all of the time. Are walls really solid?
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01-09-2009, 09:50 PM	#5496
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	No, Scientists have recently published a study saying that most of the mass of atoms comes from the interactions / vibrations of the 6 quarks that make up the protons and neutrons. Not the quarks themselves. How do they get all that cheese into that little can?
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01-09-2009, 09:55 PM	#5497
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	The magically shrink the can in the shrinkifier machine. Why do people watch reality shows?
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01-09-2009, 10:18 PM	#5498
LionsPride Core Member [225%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,029	Because it's quality television and educational too! Who marked the death of radio?
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01-10-2009, 06:40 AM	#5499
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,176	Ronald Reagan. Who'd the hamburger happy clown representative for McDonald's?
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01-10-2009, 07:39 PM	#5500
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Someone with the inability to form complete sentences did something and the little kids now pay the price under golden arches using their souls as tokens for the damned. Where is it?
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