I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 219

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:01 PM

Your imagination is horrible.

Would you prefer I kill you by sword or with my bare hands?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:03 PM

with butterflies

Where did the sun come from?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:04 PM

It popped out of Uranus.

Why is Uranus blue?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:11 PM

because it can't get a piece of the milky way

What shape is the galaxy?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:14 PM

THe shape of the galaxy is round. Haven't you seen men in black?

Why on earth did they make men in black 2?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:16 PM

because greenpeace lobbied for it

How do you tune a guitar?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:17 PM

Battery powered autotuner. By ear for custom tunings.

EADGBE OR DADGBE?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:24 PM

burpee

Where do you keep your diapers?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:25 PM

In a box marked Rahdam.

What do you put in your diapers?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:29 PM

eau de rahdam

Where do you dispose of them?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:31 PM

In my mouth.

What are the 12 steps of the 12 step program?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:36 PM

1. Do not talk about the program.
2. Do NOT talk about the program.
3. Remove your shirt before apologizing to guys.
4. Remove your pants before apologizing to girls.
5. If you go limp, chop it off.
6. If you can't tap that, slap this.
7. One smite at a time.
8. Fingernails must grow as long as they need to.
9. If she yells "stop," you must sew her panties and clothing into a flag and fly it from your chimney.
10. You must stop what you're doing every 6 minutes and sing, "I am a little teapot."
11. You must alternate every 12th word you say with the word, "Balzac".
12. If this is your first night on the program, you have to weep.

How many steps have you completed?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:40 PM

I'm on the Thirteenth Step.

What is the Thirteenth Step?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:42 PM

13. Dig your own grave, fall headlong into it, and accept death.

How are you enjoying it?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:43 PM

Your attempt to provide the Thirteenth step was correct.

What comes after gravity?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:45 PM

depravity

How far have you fallen?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:46 PM

I've fallen so far that I came out on top.

Why lift yourself back up to the sun when you can lift the sun to you?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:48 PM

to ascend from the ether

How far can spit travel?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:49 PM

No one can hear you anyway, you may as well try to get their attention more directly.

BRING IT or LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE?

**Nikita** · 01-08-2009, 11:52 PM

stop! in the name of gloves

Who composed the national anthem of Zimbabwe?

**rahdam** · 01-08-2009, 11:55 PM

Aren't you Hanson? Oh, I thought so!

Why are galactic empires always evil?

**Nikita** · 01-09-2009, 12:14 AM

because the men went from blue to green following a viral outbreak that eliminated alien women from their society

Why aren't balloons sucked to the center of the earth?

**rahdam** · 01-09-2009, 12:16 AM

That's an awfully light-headed thing to say.

What's the first thing you think when you get a hand addressed envelope with no return address?

**Zzyber** · 01-09-2009, 05:49 AM

ANTHRAX!

What is your first thought upon hearing a new song?

**Harmony** · 01-09-2009, 05:55 AM

Wonder how bad I can butcher these lyrics...

Why is the sex talk referred to as "the birds and the bees"?

01-08-2009, 11:01 PM	#5451
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	Your imagination is horrible. Would you prefer I kill you by sword or with my bare hands?
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01-08-2009, 11:03 PM	#5452
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	with butterflies Where did the sun come from?
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01-08-2009, 11:04 PM	#5453
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	It popped out of Uranus. Why is Uranus blue?
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01-08-2009, 11:11 PM	#5454
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because it can't get a piece of the milky way What shape is the galaxy?
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01-08-2009, 11:14 PM	#5455
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	THe shape of the galaxy is round. Haven't you seen men in black? Why on earth did they make men in black 2?
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01-08-2009, 11:16 PM	#5456
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because greenpeace lobbied for it How do you tune a guitar?
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01-08-2009, 11:17 PM	#5457
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	Battery powered autotuner. By ear for custom tunings. EADGBE OR DADGBE?
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01-08-2009, 11:24 PM	#5458
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	burpee Where do you keep your diapers?
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01-08-2009, 11:25 PM	#5459
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	In a box marked Rahdam. What do you put in your diapers?
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01-08-2009, 11:29 PM	#5460
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	eau de rahdam Where do you dispose of them?
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01-08-2009, 11:31 PM	#5461
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	In my mouth. What are the 12 steps of the 12 step program?
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01-08-2009, 11:36 PM	#5462
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	1. Do not talk about the program. 2. Do NOT talk about the program. 3. Remove your shirt before apologizing to guys. 4. Remove your pants before apologizing to girls. 5. If you go limp, chop it off. 6. If you can't tap that, slap this. 7. One smite at a time. 8. Fingernails must grow as long as they need to. 9. If she yells "stop," you must sew her panties and clothing into a flag and fly it from your chimney. 10. You must stop what you're doing every 6 minutes and sing, "I am a little teapot." 11. You must alternate every 12th word you say with the word, "Balzac". 12. If this is your first night on the program, you have to weep. How many steps have you completed?
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01-08-2009, 11:40 PM	#5463
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	I'm on the Thirteenth Step. What is the Thirteenth Step?
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01-08-2009, 11:42 PM	#5464
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	13. Dig your own grave, fall headlong into it, and accept death. How are you enjoying it?
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01-08-2009, 11:43 PM	#5465
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	Your attempt to provide the Thirteenth step was correct. What comes after gravity?
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01-08-2009, 11:45 PM	#5466
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	depravity How far have you fallen?
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01-08-2009, 11:46 PM	#5467
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	I've fallen so far that I came out on top. Why lift yourself back up to the sun when you can lift the sun to you?
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01-08-2009, 11:48 PM	#5468
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	to ascend from the ether How far can spit travel?
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01-08-2009, 11:49 PM	#5469
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	No one can hear you anyway, you may as well try to get their attention more directly. BRING IT or LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE?
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01-08-2009, 11:52 PM	#5470
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	stop! in the name of gloves Who composed the national anthem of Zimbabwe?
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01-08-2009, 11:55 PM	#5471
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	Aren't you Hanson? Oh, I thought so! Why are galactic empires always evil?
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01-09-2009, 12:14 AM	#5472
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because the men went from blue to green following a viral outbreak that eliminated alien women from their society Why aren't balloons sucked to the center of the earth?
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01-09-2009, 12:16 AM	#5473
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,771	That's an awfully light-headed thing to say. What's the first thing you think when you get a hand addressed envelope with no return address?
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01-09-2009, 05:49 AM	#5474
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	ANTHRAX! What is your first thought upon hearing a new song?
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01-09-2009, 05:55 AM	#5475
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	Wonder how bad I can butcher these lyrics... Why is the sex talk referred to as "the birds and the bees"?
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