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**rwyatt365** · 06-02-2008, 08:55 AM

Just for Synamon!!

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Why are my feet wet?!!

**curiousjane** · 06-02-2008, 09:41 AM

Because you just peed yourself while laughing at your own wit.
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Why is rwyatt scowling at me?!

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 09:47 AM

Ego much, he's not scowling at you, he's scowling at me since I made him pee himself and get his feet wet.

Why am I still in my pjs?

**rwyatt365** · 06-02-2008, 09:56 AM

Because I invaded your house and walked all over your newly laundered clothes with pee-stained feet! Mmmmmm, fresh!

How did I get to Canada so quickly?

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 10:09 AM

You pointed your car south and just kept driving of course.

Why did I ever start posting in this thread?

**curiousjane** · 06-02-2008, 10:11 AM

	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	You pointed your car south and just kept driving of course. Why did I ever start posting in this thread?

Because Papa Smurf told you to.

Why am I so happy to see my pet threads ressurected?
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Slight revision. Because Papa Smurf said so?
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**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 10:14 AM

Because you hope your pets breed making even more little pet threads.

Why did dinosaurs die?

**rewhu** · 06-02-2008, 12:58 PM

Because of the shame. The terrible, terrible shame.

Why are my fingers so pruney?

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 01:40 PM

They are pruney Tom Thumb because you put them in the plum pudding of course.

Why is it raining?

**ElstonGunn** · 06-02-2008, 01:57 PM

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	Why is it raining?

Because, being that it's now June, it's officially within the three-month period that Canada isn't required to drop all of its precipitation in the form of snow.

Why douesn't Canada knouw houw to spell wourds without unnecessary U's, eh?

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 02:51 PM

Because the letter U is the sexiest one in the alphabet so we use it as much as possible. And pronounce it proudly in words like out and about.

Why did Elston jump off the cliff?

**Elfrun** · 06-02-2008, 03:32 PM

Embarrassment of lack of U's, they all feel it eventually.

There's one question I've been meaning to ask for sometime but I wanted to make sure I'd recieve an appropriate answer, the knowledge around here has astounded me. So

What is the meaning of life?

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 06:27 PM

3!

Do these jeans make my ass look fat?

**curiousjane** · 06-02-2008, 06:46 PM

Ummm ... read The
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for the right answer to this one. The wrong answer is ... 3!

3?

**Elfrun** · 06-02-2008, 06:58 PM

*awe* 3. It is both the answer and the question.

Why do people say I'm like a bull in a china shop when I'm not a bull and I've never been in a china shop?

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 06:58 PM

No it is not free if you break it.

Is the world flat?

**hauteur** · 06-02-2008, 07:58 PM

Yes, but it's octagonal.

What's that smell?

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	awe 3. It is both the answer and the question. Why do people say I'm like a bull in a china shop when I'm not a bull and I've never been in a china shop?

Because you're actually Chinese and in a bull shop.

If I dig a hole straight down, can I get to china?

**Synamon** · 06-02-2008, 08:30 PM

D'uh of course you can, send me a post card, and since the world is flat (and octagonal) it won't even take very long.

Why do birds sing?

**Elfrun** · 06-03-2008, 02:18 AM

Cause people wouldn't like them much if they croaked, it's a survival mechanism, we think they sound lovely so we leave them alone. They're a lot smarter then we give them credit for.

How does one catch a falling star then put it in their pocket?

**rwyatt365** · 06-03-2008, 05:45 AM

Falling stars are typically caught using the Rawlings Model FS832 "Falling Star Special" catcher's mitt. Only two have ever been produced; one in 1907 for Ivan Trsinvovich, and the other (currently on display at the Rawlings factory) in 1974. The "Trsinovich Special" (as it is often referred to) was used in a failed attempt to catch the Tunguska meteorite. Ivan's body was never found.

Why do women worry if their butts look big, and then wear clothes that accentuate their butts?

**phantasma** · 06-03-2008, 06:22 AM

Because women don't know who to appeal to anymore, and this confusion has turned them into hypocrites.

Why are so many people disillusioned about the state of the world?

**curiousjane** · 06-03-2008, 06:32 AM

World? State? Disillusioned?

What are you talking about? And what do you mean we aren't in Utopia?

Whoooooo ... are you .... who-who. Who-who?

**rwyatt365** · 06-03-2008, 07:36 AM

A member of CSI-Detroit, moonlighting as a roadie for The Who.

Is it mandatory for every female cast member of CSI-Miami to show cleavage? (and who do I see to apply for a position in Wardrobe?)

**Synamon** · 06-03-2008, 07:42 AM

Yes, it is written into their contract. The contracts were prepared by the same law firm who handled Baywatch. Somehow swimsuits were accidentally omitted though.

Why do people sit home with no life watching reality tv?

**Elfrun** · 06-03-2008, 08:07 AM

That's a rhetorical question isn't it!

That is a rhetorical question, isn’t it?

06-02-2008, 08:55 AM	#501
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	Just for Synamon!! This thread exists only at the extreme pleasure of the admins and moderators. It is only though our divine tolerance that we deign to allow its continuance. You may proceed. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why are my feet wet?!!
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06-02-2008, 09:41 AM	#502
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	Because you just peed yourself while laughing at your own wit. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why is rwyatt scowling at me?!
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06-02-2008, 09:47 AM	#503
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Ego much, he's not scowling at you, he's scowling at me since I made him pee himself and get his feet wet. Why am I still in my pjs?
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06-02-2008, 09:56 AM	#504
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	Because I invaded your house and walked all over your newly laundered clothes with pee-stained feet! Mmmmmm, fresh! How did I get to Canada so quickly?
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06-02-2008, 10:09 AM	#505
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	You pointed your car south and just kept driving of course. Why did I ever start posting in this thread?
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06-02-2008, 10:14 AM	#507
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because you hope your pets breed making even more little pet threads. Why did dinosaurs die?
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06-02-2008, 12:58 PM	#508
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	Because of the shame. The terrible, terrible shame. Why are my fingers so pruney?
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06-02-2008, 01:40 PM	#509
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	They are pruney Tom Thumb because you put them in the plum pudding of course. Why is it raining?
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06-02-2008, 02:51 PM	#511
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because the letter U is the sexiest one in the alphabet so we use it as much as possible. And pronounce it proudly in words like out and about. Why did Elston jump off the cliff?
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Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Embarrassment of lack of U's, they all feel it eventually. There's one question I've been meaning to ask for sometime but I wanted to make sure I'd recieve an appropriate answer, the knowledge around here has astounded me. So What is the meaning of life?
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06-02-2008, 06:27 PM	#513
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	3! Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
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curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	Ummm ... read The To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. for the right answer to this one. The wrong answer is ... 3! 3?
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06-02-2008, 06:58 PM	#515
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	awe 3. It is both the answer and the question. Why do people say I'm like a bull in a china shop when I'm not a bull and I've never been in a china shop?
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Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	No it is not free if you break it. Is the world flat?
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06-02-2008, 08:30 PM	#518
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	D'uh of course you can, send me a post card, and since the world is flat (and octagonal) it won't even take very long. Why do birds sing?
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06-03-2008, 02:18 AM	#519
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Cause people wouldn't like them much if they croaked, it's a survival mechanism, we think they sound lovely so we leave them alone. They're a lot smarter then we give them credit for. How does one catch a falling star then put it in their pocket?
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06-03-2008, 05:45 AM	#520
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	Falling stars are typically caught using the Rawlings Model FS832 "Falling Star Special" catcher's mitt. Only two have ever been produced; one in 1907 for Ivan Trsinvovich, and the other (currently on display at the Rawlings factory) in 1974. The "Trsinovich Special" (as it is often referred to) was used in a failed attempt to catch the Tunguska meteorite. Ivan's body was never found. Why do women worry if their butts look big, and then wear clothes that accentuate their butts?
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06-03-2008, 06:22 AM	#521
phantasma Member [09%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 373	Because women don't know who to appeal to anymore, and this confusion has turned them into hypocrites. Why are so many people disillusioned about the state of the world?
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curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	World? State? Disillusioned? What are you talking about? And what do you mean we aren't in Utopia? Whoooooo ... are you .... who-who. Who-who?
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rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	A member of CSI-Detroit, moonlighting as a roadie for The Who. Is it mandatory for every female cast member of CSI-Miami to show cleavage? (and who do I see to apply for a position in Wardrobe?)
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06-03-2008, 07:42 AM	#524
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Yes, it is written into their contract. The contracts were prepared by the same law firm who handled Baywatch. Somehow swimsuits were accidentally omitted though. Why do people sit home with no life watching reality tv?
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06-03-2008, 08:07 AM	#525
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	That's a rhetorical question isn't it! That is a rhetorical question, isn’t it?
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