I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 209

**ClydeB** · 12-30-2008, 08:13 PM

When confronted by life's ups and downs, how do you react?

He puts the lotion on the skin.

**azelismia** · 12-30-2008, 08:16 PM

With a loaded rotten potato gun,

will uranium glass kill you with exposure?

**Wapiti** · 12-30-2008, 08:24 PM

Nope, the shutter speed of the camera is too quick.

Why are they called 'lily pads?'

**Franklin71** · 12-30-2008, 08:28 PM

The first lily pad was a maxi pad lost by a girl named Lily who was skinny dipping.

Why is the sky blue?

**azelismia** · 12-30-2008, 08:30 PM

Sky is blue because god was mean to him and threw lightening bolts into his head. Now's he's a sad panda.

Why does hair keep growing after death?

**Nikita** · 12-30-2008, 11:15 PM

Because silk worms burrow into the scalps of the deceased and spin their wares through the deadened pores.

How does a spider know which shape to make its web?

**Reganon** · 12-30-2008, 11:33 PM

It watches Martha Stewart make one first

What is it you see when you close your eyes?

**Franklin71** · 12-31-2008, 12:08 AM

The restroom of a Denny's.

Why does it burn when I pee?

**Zzyber** · 12-31-2008, 07:34 AM

Too many encounters with Nikita's scathing wit.

How many times will this movie be played on TV this week?

**PHS Philip** · 12-31-2008, 07:37 AM

It won't. The movie never existed. The movie is a lie.

How was INTJf created?

**Zzyber** · 12-31-2008, 07:49 AM

What is this INTJF that you so freely speak of? There is no INTJF. Remember the rules!

Do you need your uvula?

**azelismia** · 12-31-2008, 03:55 PM

uvula's are a necessary household item. I store flour in mine.

Why can't I fly?

**Moriarty** · 12-31-2008, 04:02 PM

You're heavier than air.

What is the best cigar?

**Harmony** · 12-31-2008, 04:07 PM

The one that is in your hand, duh!

Will I get lucky tonight?

**azelismia** · 12-31-2008, 04:08 PM

you will get lucky! you'll find a piece of gum under your bar stool!

~~the one used by mr ed in a very special tv epsode. I keep it stored under my bed at night.~~

Why does the air turn crystalline this time of year in fairbanks?

**thatfox** · 12-31-2008, 04:11 PM

Because Jack Frost is out in force.

How much will it cost to go to Alaska in 2011?

**azelismia** · 12-31-2008, 04:13 PM

in 2011 alaska will be privately owned, there will be no admission.

Why won't america sell me alaska?

**Harmony** · 12-31-2008, 04:15 PM

Talk to Sarah Palin, I hear she's easily persuaded if you have a cheeseburger.

Why do cheeseburgers taste so good?

**azelismia** · 12-31-2008, 04:20 PM

Because they're made of a special genetically engineered maggot

Why do people stop discussing their dietary preferences with me after while?

**Zzyber** · 12-31-2008, 04:22 PM

Because the hula-hoop waist size that you have makes them think you aren't listening. (God I hope your picture is as skinny as it looks)

What happens if you get caught hobnobbing with doctor types?

**ClydeB** · 12-31-2008, 05:49 PM

You start having to worry about paying for malpractice insurance.

Why doesn't the letter z look more like the letter s?

**Nikita** · 12-31-2008, 05:58 PM

Because there was an Alpha family feud resulting from a badly made Bet that caused Q & O their homes. O then castrated Q, S & Z took sides, and A, B, and C have been struggling to get the letters to form words ever since.

Why is it fun to strap live hand grenades to kittens and toss them like hot potatoes?

**Reganon** · 12-31-2008, 09:49 PM

Because laser-cats just don't cut it

What is the square root of pie? (the thanksgiving type)

**ClydeB** · 12-31-2008, 09:56 PM

If you want to find the square root of a pie. Then you have to first find the square root of a circle (assuming the pie is round). Then square the circle, then you can find the root of the square. If you insist on keeping this in 3 dimensions you will have to find someone else as I don't know that one off the top of my head.

How do you cure an intestinal yeast infection?

**Reganon** · 12-31-2008, 09:57 PM

Take a weekend vacation to France

What is the most deadly disease in the world?

12-30-2008, 08:13 PM	#5201
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	When confronted by life's ups and downs, how do you react? He puts the lotion on the skin.
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12-30-2008, 08:16 PM	#5202
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	With a loaded rotten potato gun, will uranium glass kill you with exposure?
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12-30-2008, 08:24 PM	#5203
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Nope, the shutter speed of the camera is too quick. Why are they called 'lily pads?'
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12-30-2008, 08:28 PM	#5204
Franklin71 Member [21%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 847	The first lily pad was a maxi pad lost by a girl named Lily who was skinny dipping. Why is the sky blue?
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12-30-2008, 08:30 PM	#5205
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	Sky is blue because god was mean to him and threw lightening bolts into his head. Now's he's a sad panda. Why does hair keep growing after death?
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12-30-2008, 11:15 PM	#5206
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because silk worms burrow into the scalps of the deceased and spin their wares through the deadened pores. How does a spider know which shape to make its web?
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12-30-2008, 11:33 PM	#5207
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	It watches Martha Stewart make one first What is it you see when you close your eyes?
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12-31-2008, 12:08 AM	#5208
Franklin71 Member [21%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 847	The restroom of a Denny's. Why does it burn when I pee?
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12-31-2008, 07:34 AM	#5209
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Too many encounters with Nikita's scathing wit. How many times will this movie be played on TV this week?
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12-31-2008, 07:37 AM	#5210
PHS Philip Veteran Member [91%] MBTI: iNtP Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,660	It won't. The movie never existed. The movie is a lie. How was INTJf created?
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12-31-2008, 07:49 AM	#5211
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	What is this INTJF that you so freely speak of? There is no INTJF. Remember the rules! Do you need your uvula?
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12-31-2008, 03:55 PM	#5212
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	uvula's are a necessary household item. I store flour in mine. Why can't I fly?
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12-31-2008, 04:02 PM	#5213
Moriarty Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,271	You're heavier than air. What is the best cigar?
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12-31-2008, 04:07 PM	#5214
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	The one that is in your hand, duh! Will I get lucky tonight?
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12-31-2008, 04:08 PM	#5215
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	you will get lucky! you'll find a piece of gum under your bar stool! ~~the one used by mr ed in a very special tv epsode. I keep it stored under my bed at night.~~ Why does the air turn crystalline this time of year in fairbanks?
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12-31-2008, 04:11 PM	#5216
thatfox Member [08%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 347	Because Jack Frost is out in force. How much will it cost to go to Alaska in 2011?
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12-31-2008, 04:13 PM	#5217
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	in 2011 alaska will be privately owned, there will be no admission. Why won't america sell me alaska?
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12-31-2008, 04:15 PM	#5218
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	Talk to Sarah Palin, I hear she's easily persuaded if you have a cheeseburger. Why do cheeseburgers taste so good?
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12-31-2008, 04:20 PM	#5219
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	Because they're made of a special genetically engineered maggot Why do people stop discussing their dietary preferences with me after while?
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12-31-2008, 04:22 PM	#5220
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Because the hula-hoop waist size that you have makes them think you aren't listening. (God I hope your picture is as skinny as it looks) What happens if you get caught hobnobbing with doctor types?
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12-31-2008, 05:49 PM	#5221
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	You start having to worry about paying for malpractice insurance. Why doesn't the letter z look more like the letter s?
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12-31-2008, 05:58 PM	#5222
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because there was an Alpha family feud resulting from a badly made Bet that caused Q & O their homes. O then castrated Q, S & Z took sides, and A, B, and C have been struggling to get the letters to form words ever since. Why is it fun to strap live hand grenades to kittens and toss them like hot potatoes? Last edited by Nikita; 12-31-2008 at 11:53 PM.
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12-31-2008, 09:49 PM	#5223
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Because laser-cats just don't cut it What is the square root of pie? (the thanksgiving type)
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12-31-2008, 09:56 PM	#5224
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	If you want to find the square root of a pie. Then you have to first find the square root of a circle (assuming the pie is round). Then square the circle, then you can find the root of the square. If you insist on keeping this in 3 dimensions you will have to find someone else as I don't know that one off the top of my head. How do you cure an intestinal yeast infection?
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12-31-2008, 09:57 PM	#5225
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Take a weekend vacation to France What is the most deadly disease in the world?
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