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**Zzyber** · 12-16-2008, 12:46 PM

Well first you need to go down this road here and take a left at the 2nd stop sign that you come to. After you take that left you immediately turn back around and come back towards me. Once you pass me stop and turn back around again and make a left face. That is North.

When you use a compass what is the easiest way to tell if you're lost?

**ClydeB** · 12-16-2008, 01:41 PM

Send a self addressed stamped envelope to the address on your compass and wait four to six weeks for your reply.

Why do new T.V. shows not have good theme music like they used to?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 01:48 PM

Because your god is dead and no one cares. If there's a hell, I'll see you there.

How did mathematics originate?

**Zzyber** · 12-16-2008, 03:16 PM

In the beginning there was Monte.

Why do people say "I'm straight" when they really mean they don't want any?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 03:25 PM

Because they're afraid of curves.

Why do men feel the need to spread the seed?

**Zzyber** · 12-16-2008, 03:45 PM

This goes back to Johnny and his apple seed. If he would not have spread his seed then there would have been no Adam and Eve. Therefore we wouldn't exist.

Why do they send horses to glue factories when they die?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 03:46 PM

Because glue is an animal-free product.

Whose bright idea was it to use hoof scrapings in gelatin?

**Zzyber** · 12-16-2008, 03:56 PM

Chicken. They figured if they had to be used in nuggets that was the best way to slowly begin their revenge against their mortal enemies....the pig.

Why do you have to?

**aok** · 12-16-2008, 05:41 PM

I don't.

Is a courageous chicken a turkey?

**Reganon** · 12-16-2008, 06:37 PM

Only if it has won three medals of honor.

What's in the center of the Earth?

**aok** · 12-16-2008, 06:41 PM

Play-Doh

What's in the center of Jupiter?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 06:46 PM

Froot Loops

Why did people first start milking cows?

**Reganon** · 12-16-2008, 06:48 PM

Compulsive squeezing syndrome- exactly what it sounds like

What is the best fabric softener?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 06:50 PM

Semen.

What is the worst fabric softener?

**Reganon** · 12-16-2008, 06:58 PM

Babies

On a scale of one to delicious, how delicious is apple pie?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 07:51 PM

Fecal

Why are scales called scales?

**Reganon** · 12-16-2008, 07:55 PM

Because they're scalar quantities!

What is a mathemagician?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 07:58 PM

The love child of Monte and Criss Angel.

What is a sore thumb?

**Stormy** · 12-16-2008, 08:30 PM

Thumbs that happen to throw a fit whenever they lose, usually at videogames.

Why is the stomach sometimes called a belly?

**Nikita** · 12-16-2008, 08:31 PM

Because of its shape.

Why do we have tonsils in the first place if they can be removed without adverse effect?

**Harmony** · 12-16-2008, 09:24 PM

Because the ball thingy in the back of the throat looks so damn cool to kiddos.

Why do we get sleepy?

**thatfox** · 12-16-2008, 09:58 PM

Our neuropathic brain cells deteriorate without rest.

Why don't we know we are in the Matrix?

**aok** · 12-17-2008, 05:31 AM

We took the blue pill.

What are the side effects of the red pill?

**Zzyber** · 12-17-2008, 05:45 AM

Immediate uncontrollable diarrhea followed by a Ebola virus type death.

Where is the rabbit hole?

I got the 5000th post!

**aok** · 12-17-2008, 05:51 AM

Inside LSD-25.

Where's the closest black hole?

12-16-2008, 12:46 PM	#4976
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Well first you need to go down this road here and take a left at the 2nd stop sign that you come to. After you take that left you immediately turn back around and come back towards me. Once you pass me stop and turn back around again and make a left face. That is North. When you use a compass what is the easiest way to tell if you're lost?
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12-16-2008, 01:41 PM	#4977
ClydeB Veteran Member [83%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,348	Send a self addressed stamped envelope to the address on your compass and wait four to six weeks for your reply. Why do new T.V. shows not have good theme music like they used to?
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12-16-2008, 01:48 PM	#4978
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because your god is dead and no one cares. If there's a hell, I'll see you there. How did mathematics originate?
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12-16-2008, 03:16 PM	#4979
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	In the beginning there was Monte. Why do people say "I'm straight" when they really mean they don't want any?
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12-16-2008, 03:25 PM	#4980
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because they're afraid of curves. Why do men feel the need to spread the seed?
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12-16-2008, 03:45 PM	#4981
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	This goes back to Johnny and his apple seed. If he would not have spread his seed then there would have been no Adam and Eve. Therefore we wouldn't exist. Why do they send horses to glue factories when they die?
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12-16-2008, 03:46 PM	#4982
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because glue is an animal-free product. Whose bright idea was it to use hoof scrapings in gelatin?
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12-16-2008, 03:56 PM	#4983
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Chicken. They figured if they had to be used in nuggets that was the best way to slowly begin their revenge against their mortal enemies....the pig. Why do you have to?
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12-16-2008, 05:41 PM	#4984
aok Core Member [315%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,635	I don't. Is a courageous chicken a turkey?
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12-16-2008, 06:37 PM	#4985
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Only if it has won three medals of honor. What's in the center of the Earth?
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12-16-2008, 06:41 PM	#4986
aok Core Member [315%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,635	Play-Doh What's in the center of Jupiter?
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12-16-2008, 06:46 PM	#4987
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Froot Loops Why did people first start milking cows?
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12-16-2008, 06:48 PM	#4988
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Compulsive squeezing syndrome- exactly what it sounds like What is the best fabric softener?
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12-16-2008, 06:50 PM	#4989
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Semen. What is the worst fabric softener?
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12-16-2008, 06:58 PM	#4990
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Babies On a scale of one to delicious, how delicious is apple pie?
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12-16-2008, 07:51 PM	#4991
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Fecal Why are scales called scales?
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12-16-2008, 07:55 PM	#4992
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Because they're scalar quantities! What is a mathemagician?
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12-16-2008, 07:58 PM	#4993
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	The love child of Monte and Criss Angel. What is a sore thumb?
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12-16-2008, 08:30 PM	#4994
Stormy Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114	Thumbs that happen to throw a fit whenever they lose, usually at videogames. Why is the stomach sometimes called a belly?
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12-16-2008, 08:31 PM	#4995
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because of its shape. Why do we have tonsils in the first place if they can be removed without adverse effect?
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12-16-2008, 09:24 PM	#4996
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	Because the ball thingy in the back of the throat looks so damn cool to kiddos. Why do we get sleepy?
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12-16-2008, 09:58 PM	#4997
thatfox Member [08%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 347	Our neuropathic brain cells deteriorate without rest. Why don't we know we are in the Matrix?
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12-17-2008, 05:31 AM	#4998
aok Core Member [315%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,635	We took the blue pill. What are the side effects of the red pill?
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12-17-2008, 05:45 AM	#4999
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Immediate uncontrollable diarrhea followed by a Ebola virus type death. Where is the rabbit hole? I got the 5000th post!
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12-17-2008, 05:51 AM	#5000
aok Core Member [315%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,635	Inside LSD-25. Where's the closest black hole?
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