I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 194

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 10:22 AM

Because humming bird was already taken.

Why can't dolphins speak english?

**rwyatt365** · 12-11-2008, 10:24 AM

Because they're French Canadian, and hate to sully themselves by speaking english.

Who's a Hoosier?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 10:26 AM

The original name given to prostitutes.

Is everything alright?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 10:26 AM

Outta sight, but the world is blind.

Where is Waldo?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 10:27 AM

Hiding in Africa with Carmen Sandiego.

How do you get your memory back?

**rwyatt365** · 12-11-2008, 10:31 AM

Go to Wally's World of Recycled RAM. I think I saw it on the shelf next to some DDR2 sticks.

How now brown cow?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 10:33 AM

Only when fuzzy wuzzy gets fuzzy again. (aaahhh double z's makes me feel all happy inside)

Why was the senators entire body infected?

**rwyatt365** · 12-11-2008, 10:34 AM

Too much wuzzy - he was warned.

Was fuzzy REALLY a bear?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 10:37 AM

He wuzzn't, but don't tell the Fuzzy Wuzzy League. They have stuffing and they're not afraid to uze it.

Are you hiding now?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 10:39 AM

Absolutely. Although I could be anywhere in the world.

How much corn will come from a crop if a gay named Ray farms it?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 10:41 AM

An a$$ful.

How will you get home when the wuzzy's are done with you?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 10:43 AM

By defeating the wherwuzzle and using his corpse to cross the Azzlantic ocean.

Why are we so concerned with Mars when Pluto is super pissed about being excommunicated?

**rwyatt365** · 12-11-2008, 11:01 AM

Because Mars is waiting just around the (galactic) corner, and he has a baseball bat in his hand.

Do Mars rovers fetch?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 11:03 AM

No. They mostly roll over and play dead.

Why is it called bottled water when it doesnt origionally come in bottles?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 11:07 AM

Because mud pond water just doesn't have the same ring.

Where do planets come from?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 11:28 AM

My imagination. That's right I created you all. Kneel before Zod!

Why would you belive that?

**Rider** · 12-11-2008, 01:27 PM

Because the possibilities are endless.

Why does ice float in water?

**Stormy** · 12-11-2008, 02:03 PM

It likes to be on top.

Why is heat hot?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 02:05 PM

Because it stayed in the kitchen.

Why do you care?

**Rider** · 12-11-2008, 03:16 PM

Because I can.

Why does my living room clock with no seconds hand still tick?

**reb** · 12-11-2008, 03:31 PM

because it can't tock....if it only could tock, the stories it would tell!

if the sky is blue, and the wind blew, why are some trees green with envy?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 03:38 PM

Because they're dried out husks incapable of being blue or of blowing without the wind. They can only ever reach for the sky, but can never attain it. Such is the sad, sad life of trees.

Why, if the world (earth) is a sphere, do people still refer to the edge of the world?

**Rider** · 12-11-2008, 04:08 PM

Because our imaginations have limits

Why are bears so angry?

**Zzyber** · 12-11-2008, 04:53 PM

Because they can't seem to find those pic-a-nic baskets.

How do blind people know when they have gone too far?

**Nikita** · 12-11-2008, 05:03 PM

They fall over.

How do babies know to suckle?

12-11-2008, 10:22 AM	#4826
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Because humming bird was already taken. Why can't dolphins speak english?
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12-11-2008, 10:24 AM	#4827
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Because they're French Canadian, and hate to sully themselves by speaking english. Who's a Hoosier?
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12-11-2008, 10:26 AM	#4828
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	The original name given to prostitutes. Is everything alright?
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12-11-2008, 10:26 AM	#4829
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Outta sight, but the world is blind. Where is Waldo?
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12-11-2008, 10:27 AM	#4830
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Hiding in Africa with Carmen Sandiego. How do you get your memory back?
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12-11-2008, 10:31 AM	#4831
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Go to Wally's World of Recycled RAM. I think I saw it on the shelf next to some DDR2 sticks. How now brown cow?
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12-11-2008, 10:33 AM	#4832
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Only when fuzzy wuzzy gets fuzzy again. (aaahhh double z's makes me feel all happy inside) Why was the senators entire body infected?
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12-11-2008, 10:34 AM	#4833
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Too much wuzzy - he was warned. Was fuzzy REALLY a bear?
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12-11-2008, 10:37 AM	#4834
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	He wuzzn't, but don't tell the Fuzzy Wuzzy League. They have stuffing and they're not afraid to uze it. Are you hiding now?
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12-11-2008, 10:39 AM	#4835
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Absolutely. Although I could be anywhere in the world. How much corn will come from a crop if a gay named Ray farms it?
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12-11-2008, 10:41 AM	#4836
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	An a$$ful. How will you get home when the wuzzy's are done with you?
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12-11-2008, 10:43 AM	#4837
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	By defeating the wherwuzzle and using his corpse to cross the Azzlantic ocean. Why are we so concerned with Mars when Pluto is super pissed about being excommunicated?
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12-11-2008, 11:01 AM	#4838
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Because Mars is waiting just around the (galactic) corner, and he has a baseball bat in his hand. Do Mars rovers fetch?
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12-11-2008, 11:03 AM	#4839
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	No. They mostly roll over and play dead. Why is it called bottled water when it doesnt origionally come in bottles?
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12-11-2008, 11:07 AM	#4840
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because mud pond water just doesn't have the same ring. Where do planets come from?
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12-11-2008, 11:28 AM	#4841
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	My imagination. That's right I created you all. Kneel before Zod! Why would you belive that?
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12-11-2008, 01:27 PM	#4842
Rider Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 324	Because the possibilities are endless. Why does ice float in water?
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12-11-2008, 02:03 PM	#4843
Stormy Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114	It likes to be on top. Why is heat hot?
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12-11-2008, 02:05 PM	#4844
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because it stayed in the kitchen. Why do you care?
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12-11-2008, 03:16 PM	#4845
Rider Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 324	Because I can. Why does my living room clock with no seconds hand still tick?
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12-11-2008, 03:31 PM	#4846
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	because it can't tock....if it only could tock, the stories it would tell! if the sky is blue, and the wind blew, why are some trees green with envy?
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12-11-2008, 03:38 PM	#4847
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because they're dried out husks incapable of being blue or of blowing without the wind. They can only ever reach for the sky, but can never attain it. Such is the sad, sad life of trees. Why, if the world (earth) is a sphere, do people still refer to the edge of the world?
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12-11-2008, 04:08 PM	#4848
Rider Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 324	Because our imaginations have limits Why are bears so angry?
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12-11-2008, 04:53 PM	#4849
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Because they can't seem to find those pic-a-nic baskets. How do blind people know when they have gone too far?
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12-11-2008, 05:03 PM	#4850
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	They fall over. How do babies know to suckle?
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