I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 182

**rwyatt365** · 11-16-2008, 06:28 PM

With relish.

How high?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 06:29 PM

To the sky.

How low will you go?

**aok** · 11-16-2008, 06:31 PM

Too slow.

How fast will you flow?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 06:33 PM

Like a tide, roll on.

Clap on clap off?

**aok** · 11-16-2008, 06:34 PM

Crabs off.

Lobster?

**rwyatt365** · 11-16-2008, 06:38 PM

Never on a Sunday.

Will clams do?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 06:40 PM

In a pinch.

An inch or a smidge?

**intellael** · 11-16-2008, 06:43 PM

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	In a pinch. An inch or a smidge?

Doesn't measure up...

Do Teddy bears come to life?

**aok** · 11-16-2008, 06:45 PM

Teddy Ruxpin

Boohbah or Teletubbies?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 06:46 PM

Only at precisely 2:03am. They are bound by teddy bear duty to then do a 3.05 minute jig, a 38 second hokey pokey, and hide the keys of their unsuspecting owners inside their teddy bear bellies before returning to their unawakened state at precisely 2:49am.

Teletubbies will soon rule the world. They've already taken over the great empire.

Which creatures are extinct?

**aok** · 11-16-2008, 06:51 PM

Aliens

Tell me about your judicial precinct?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 06:52 PM

Clown cars and rumpelstiltskins abound.

Tell me about your inner world.

**aok** · 11-16-2008, 06:54 PM

Its mostly water.

Have you been to waterworld?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 06:57 PM

I have the gills to prove it.

Have you been to another world?

**aok** · 11-16-2008, 06:59 PM

Only many.

Are you a mermaid?

**Nikita** · 11-16-2008, 07:14 PM

Yes. I have a scaly red tail and everything.

Do you want to touch it?

**intellael** · 11-16-2008, 08:29 PM

I am not domesticated I work for P.E.T.A.

Ever had an intellectual conversation with a scallop?

**aok** · 11-17-2008, 04:29 AM

No, but I've had one w/ a cat.

Ever killed a rat?

**Liason** · 11-19-2008, 08:55 AM

yes, I shanked him in prison, the big mouthed idiot ruined my escape plans.

Should I be worried about being psychopathic?

**rwyatt365** · 11-19-2008, 11:39 AM

No, you're fine. You're normal. Everything is OK!

Who will have to die next?

**Wapiti** · 11-19-2008, 11:43 AM

You. bang

Is bacon really healthier than sausage?

**rewhu** · 11-19-2008, 12:15 PM

It depends on what kind of bacon. Pork bacon is very high in fat and sodium. Turkey bacon has much less. Chicken bacon has even less. And of course there's fish bacon, which as we all know, is totally delicious and almost completely fat free. Mmmm...fish bacon...

*drool*

So, does anybody want to come over from breakfast tomorrow?

**Nikita** · 11-19-2008, 12:25 PM

I'm brunching with the Queen of England tomorrow, sorry.

You do realize this is the wrong answer game, right?

**rewhu** · 11-19-2008, 12:53 PM

Considering that there's no such thing as fish bacon, yes, I'm pretty sure I'm aware.

Is that better?

**Nikita** · 11-19-2008, 12:56 PM

Nah, I don't lay odds on bacon.

Have you ever tried to make fish bacon?

11-16-2008, 06:28 PM	#4526
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	With relish. How high?
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11-16-2008, 06:29 PM	#4527
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	To the sky. How low will you go?
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11-16-2008, 06:31 PM	#4528
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Too slow. How fast will you flow?
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11-16-2008, 06:33 PM	#4529
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Like a tide, roll on. Clap on clap off?
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11-16-2008, 06:34 PM	#4530
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Crabs off. Lobster?
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11-16-2008, 06:38 PM	#4531
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	Never on a Sunday. Will clams do?
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11-16-2008, 06:40 PM	#4532
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	In a pinch. An inch or a smidge?
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11-16-2008, 06:45 PM	#4534
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Teddy Ruxpin Boohbah or Teletubbies?
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11-16-2008, 06:46 PM	#4535
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Only at precisely 2:03am. They are bound by teddy bear duty to then do a 3.05 minute jig, a 38 second hokey pokey, and hide the keys of their unsuspecting owners inside their teddy bear bellies before returning to their unawakened state at precisely 2:49am. Teletubbies will soon rule the world. They've already taken over the great empire. Which creatures are extinct?
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11-16-2008, 06:51 PM	#4536
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Aliens Tell me about your judicial precinct?
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11-16-2008, 06:52 PM	#4537
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Clown cars and rumpelstiltskins abound. Tell me about your inner world.
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11-16-2008, 06:54 PM	#4538
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Its mostly water. Have you been to waterworld?
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11-16-2008, 06:57 PM	#4539
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	I have the gills to prove it. Have you been to another world?
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11-16-2008, 06:59 PM	#4540
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Only many. Are you a mermaid?
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11-16-2008, 07:14 PM	#4541
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Yes. I have a scaly red tail and everything. Do you want to touch it?
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11-16-2008, 08:29 PM	#4542
intellael Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,154	I am not domesticated I work for P.E.T.A. Ever had an intellectual conversation with a scallop?
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11-17-2008, 04:29 AM	#4543
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	No, but I've had one w/ a cat. Ever killed a rat?
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11-19-2008, 08:55 AM	#4544
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	yes, I shanked him in prison, the big mouthed idiot ruined my escape plans. Should I be worried about being psychopathic?
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11-19-2008, 11:39 AM	#4545
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,462	No, you're fine. You're normal. Everything is OK! Who will have to die next?
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11-19-2008, 11:43 AM	#4546
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	You. bang Is bacon really healthier than sausage?
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11-19-2008, 12:15 PM	#4547
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	It depends on what kind of bacon. Pork bacon is very high in fat and sodium. Turkey bacon has much less. Chicken bacon has even less. And of course there's fish bacon, which as we all know, is totally delicious and almost completely fat free. Mmmm...fish bacon... drool So, does anybody want to come over from breakfast tomorrow?
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11-19-2008, 12:25 PM	#4548
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	I'm brunching with the Queen of England tomorrow, sorry. You do realize this is the wrong answer game, right?
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11-19-2008, 12:53 PM	#4549
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	Considering that there's no such thing as fish bacon, yes, I'm pretty sure I'm aware. Is that better?
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11-19-2008, 12:56 PM	#4550
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Nah, I don't lay odds on bacon. Have you ever tried to make fish bacon?
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