I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 174

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 10-31-2008, 01:01 PM

It is my duty as the ween kwing. The ween qween has been lazy recently.

Will you be dressing up to hallow weens this halloween? It had better be good, else I will spare no ends to humiliate you!

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 01:03 PM

Indeed, I am dressing up as the ween qween so that I may frighten all the ween tweens.

Do you cower?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 10-31-2008, 01:04 PM

I must remind you, my lwady, that I am the ween kwing. The ween tweens are pweasnts to me, used primarily for hallowing weens. Of course that dwress still looks gorgeous on you.

How many tweens does it take to hallow one gwallon of weens?

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 01:07 PM

Only 1 under my command.

Will the ween pwince soon be a pwauper?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 10-31-2008, 01:09 PM

The ween pwince was conceived under mystical circumstances, therefore his existence is certainly questionable. His becoming a pwauper is hence conferred unto the next of kin, namely the ween qween. Now get out of the gown and into those rags!

Will hallowing ween ever become boring?

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 01:13 PM

Never. You will forever wenjoy being my swave. For me, every dway is for hallowing weens.

Will you notice that your toothbwush was used to mwop the floor?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 10-31-2008, 01:16 PM

It isn't as obvious to me as your coffee mug being used as the spitoons for em' tweens hallowing weens.

How sure are you that your toothbrush isn't used for scrubbing the flwoors?

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 01:20 PM

Easy. My pwans must use any unsealed toothbwrush before myself. If twreachery is afwoot, they will be the fwirst to suffer.

A twoaster for your bwath?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 10-31-2008, 01:26 PM

A bwoulder for your pwillow, rather? I'm more a giver than a taker.

I believe the hallowing of weens must end here, lest the entire thread becomes exclusive only to us..

How much gwruel did you say you give your pwans each day again?

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 01:27 PM

One teaspoon.

How many teaspoons does it take to fill a lake?

**Reganon** · 10-31-2008, 07:54 PM

Use the Teaspoon Lake theorem- #teaspoons = color of lake * number of fishies/ current temperature in Mozambique

Why won't my printer work?

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 08:25 PM

Because the elves inside of it are slacking off. Don't worry, I'll get the spark plugs and we'll teach those lazy buggers a lesson!

How much voltage should I use?

**Reganon** · 10-31-2008, 08:58 PM

13 million waka-laka-watts

What if wishes were fishes?

**Nikita** · 10-31-2008, 09:34 PM

Then the world would sing of joy. And stink like a 5 dolla mama.

Who was on the first piece of currency to ever sport a face?

**LionsPride** · 11-02-2008, 10:53 AM

The Dalai Lama. That's where the term 'dolla' and then eventually 'dollar' came from.

Where does he get those robes?

**Nikita** · 11-02-2008, 04:03 PM

They're spun from old cloth diapers worn by Ghandi.

What would the love child of Ghandi & Mother Theresa look like?

**eternalenigma** · 11-03-2008, 10:28 AM

Malnourished. Kind of like a pale Ethiopian.

What would be the worst way to die?

**Wapiti** · 11-03-2008, 01:49 PM

Being dragged naked by a horse over asphalt until your a giant red blob then soaked with alcohol and lit on fire. Only then to be quenched in ice cold water and have the process repeated until dead.

Why are blue jeans blue?

**Synamon** · 11-03-2008, 02:01 PM

The aren't. They are black.

Why do people wear socks?

**Zzyber** · 11-03-2008, 02:02 PM

Because during the Civil war they attempted red jeans but realized that the British already had red coats and didn’t want any confusion and accidently shoot their own people.

Why do people still try to define a word with the word itself?

I'm not changing my answer becuse I thought it to be extremely funny.
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**Wapiti** · 11-03-2008, 02:12 PM

	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	The aren't. They are black. Why do people wear socks?

Because butter is slippery.

Is water blue or green and why?

**Synamon** · 11-03-2008, 02:29 PM

zzyber: When you use the word word twice in a sentence you confuse me.

blob: I'm gonna say it's 'or'. I don't know why, maybe you could introduce me next time he passes by.

What's the good word?

**bladeserver** · 11-04-2008, 04:51 AM

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	zzyber: When you use the word word twice in a sentence you confuse me. blob: I'm gonna say it's 'or'. I don't know why, maybe you could introduce me next time he passes by. What's the good word?

It's plastic.

Is it really O.K. to talk to a volleyball?

**Fridays Child** · 11-04-2008, 06:38 AM

Yes, but only after you've been properly introduced.

When is too much?

**Zzyber** · 11-04-2008, 07:16 AM

That was about the time that man realized that the big ring of stones should be called an henge.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyrmaids?

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	zzyber: When you use the word word twice in a sentence you confuse me.

But it was grammtically correct! Maybe just a little odd on the tounge.
*sigh* Thats what she said.
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10-31-2008, 01:01 PM	#4326
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	It is my duty as the ween kwing. The ween qween has been lazy recently. Will you be dressing up to hallow weens this halloween? It had better be good, else I will spare no ends to humiliate you!
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10-31-2008, 01:03 PM	#4327
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Indeed, I am dressing up as the ween qween so that I may frighten all the ween tweens. Do you cower?
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10-31-2008, 01:04 PM	#4328
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	I must remind you, my lwady, that I am the ween kwing. The ween tweens are pweasnts to me, used primarily for hallowing weens. Of course that dwress still looks gorgeous on you. How many tweens does it take to hallow one gwallon of weens?
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10-31-2008, 01:07 PM	#4329
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Only 1 under my command. Will the ween pwince soon be a pwauper?
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10-31-2008, 01:09 PM	#4330
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	The ween pwince was conceived under mystical circumstances, therefore his existence is certainly questionable. His becoming a pwauper is hence conferred unto the next of kin, namely the ween qween. Now get out of the gown and into those rags! Will hallowing ween ever become boring?
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10-31-2008, 01:13 PM	#4331
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Never. You will forever wenjoy being my swave. For me, every dway is for hallowing weens. Will you notice that your toothbwush was used to mwop the floor?
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10-31-2008, 01:16 PM	#4332
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	It isn't as obvious to me as your coffee mug being used as the spitoons for em' tweens hallowing weens. How sure are you that your toothbrush isn't used for scrubbing the flwoors?
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10-31-2008, 01:20 PM	#4333
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Easy. My pwans must use any unsealed toothbwrush before myself. If twreachery is afwoot, they will be the fwirst to suffer. A twoaster for your bwath?
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10-31-2008, 01:26 PM	#4334
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	A bwoulder for your pwillow, rather? I'm more a giver than a taker. I believe the hallowing of weens must end here, lest the entire thread becomes exclusive only to us.. How much gwruel did you say you give your pwans each day again?
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10-31-2008, 01:27 PM	#4335
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	One teaspoon. How many teaspoons does it take to fill a lake?
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10-31-2008, 07:54 PM	#4336
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Use the Teaspoon Lake theorem- #teaspoons = color of lake * number of fishies/ current temperature in Mozambique Why won't my printer work?
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10-31-2008, 08:25 PM	#4337
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because the elves inside of it are slacking off. Don't worry, I'll get the spark plugs and we'll teach those lazy buggers a lesson! How much voltage should I use?
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10-31-2008, 08:58 PM	#4338
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	13 million waka-laka-watts What if wishes were fishes?
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10-31-2008, 09:34 PM	#4339
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Then the world would sing of joy. And stink like a 5 dolla mama. Who was on the first piece of currency to ever sport a face?
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11-02-2008, 10:53 AM	#4340
LionsPride Core Member [225%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,029	The Dalai Lama. That's where the term 'dolla' and then eventually 'dollar' came from. Where does he get those robes?
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11-02-2008, 04:03 PM	#4341
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	They're spun from old cloth diapers worn by Ghandi. What would the love child of Ghandi & Mother Theresa look like?
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11-03-2008, 10:28 AM	#4342
eternalenigma New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 77	Malnourished. Kind of like a pale Ethiopian. What would be the worst way to die?
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11-03-2008, 01:49 PM	#4343
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Being dragged naked by a horse over asphalt until your a giant red blob then soaked with alcohol and lit on fire. Only then to be quenched in ice cold water and have the process repeated until dead. Why are blue jeans blue?
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11-03-2008, 02:01 PM	#4344
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	The aren't. They are black. Why do people wear socks?
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11-03-2008, 02:02 PM	#4345
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Because during the Civil war they attempted red jeans but realized that the British already had red coats and didn’t want any confusion and accidently shoot their own people. Why do people still try to define a word with the word itself? I'm not changing my answer becuse I thought it to be extremely funny. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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11-03-2008, 02:29 PM	#4347
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	zzyber: When you use the word word twice in a sentence you confuse me. blob: I'm gonna say it's 'or'. I don't know why, maybe you could introduce me next time he passes by. What's the good word?
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11-04-2008, 06:38 AM	#4349
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Yes, but only after you've been properly introduced. When is too much?
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