I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 172

**Sir Paul** · 10-25-2008, 04:15 AM

Because their great aunts say that pigs who fly aren't going to fulfill their bacony destiny.

What is the difference between ham and Christmas ham?

**Synamon** · 10-25-2008, 10:10 AM

One is holey.

Why does swiss cheese have holes?

**Snail** · 10-25-2008, 10:15 AM

So you can string it on garlands for Magical Cheese Day, my new favorite holiday.

Which kind of cheese is the tastiest and why?

**eternalenigma** · 10-25-2008, 10:34 AM

Goat cheese, because it's full of all that goat funk and junk.
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Besides, the Italians eat it. They supposedly know everything about food.

Why do the French eat snails?

**Snail** · 10-25-2008, 11:58 AM

*cringes* Because they're evil and sadistic.

What do snails taste like?

**eternalenigma** · 10-25-2008, 01:43 PM

Chicken.

What do you taste like?

**kubrickfan** · 10-25-2008, 02:47 PM

Well if I'm cooked to the right temperture, I smell and taste like Oreos mixed in strawberry Jam.

What demension do you live in?

**Synamon** · 10-25-2008, 02:49 PM

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	What demension do you live in?

I'm not demented, only slightly dented.

Is that worth 10% off?

**Snail** · 10-25-2008, 03:13 PM

I'm sure you could take it all off if you wanted.

Are you up for it?

**Synamon** · 10-25-2008, 08:50 PM

Sure.

Should I post a picture of it?

**dragonsscout** · 10-25-2008, 11:50 PM

Yes. The word 'it' is very cool and deserves to have as many photos on the internet as possible.

Is the study of language interesting?

**Nikita** · 10-26-2008, 12:20 AM

No, the world would be a better place if everyone just spoke English. American domination! (remember this is the wrong answer thread!)

Why do countries allow their currency to be changed to the Euro?

**PortInStorm** · 10-26-2008, 06:19 AM

Because exhanging bullets just hasn't been effective thus far.

Why do I have to finish this presentation for Monday?

**NHere** · 10-26-2008, 06:36 AM

Because Monday's a slacker, but a good blackmailer. Now, if only you'd paired up with Tuesday...

How do you keep pineapple upside down cake from sticking to the bottom of the pan?

**Synamon** · 10-26-2008, 07:11 AM

You individually butter each piece of pineapple first.

Why doesn't everything come pre-buttered?

**NHere** · 10-26-2008, 07:36 AM

The International Union of Butter Knives has been active in the anti-prebuttering lobby for the last 5+ years.

Is that worth a battering?

**reb** · 10-26-2008, 09:32 PM

depends on if you're a ram....

if you have a better batter, does that mean your a better batter beater, or just lucky?

**Nikita** · 10-26-2008, 09:38 PM

It means you have a great lobbying team in Washington.

Who created Parliament?

**Snail** · 10-27-2008, 01:48 AM

The same neanderthal who invented the first flush toilet.

Do you like any unusual music?

**eternalenigma** · 10-27-2008, 10:40 AM

That depends on how you define unusual. Most people would tell me yes, but I think that they are wrong.

Which way is up if left is west?

**Zzyber** · 10-27-2008, 10:58 AM

Due to the specific nature of the question it can be undoubtedly determined that the correct answer is bi-polar.

Why is something proven to be "beyond a shadow of a doubt"?

**le Duc** · 10-27-2008, 11:33 AM

Because the shadow knows.

Why is it never painlessly obvious?

**Zzyber** · 10-27-2008, 11:41 AM

Because the swords never catch the person who is oblivious.

Why doesnt the moon get jelous of the earth for taking all the attention?

**rwyatt365** · 10-27-2008, 12:58 PM

Because the moon is made of green cheese and not jello.

Do I have to explain that pun?

**Nikita** · 10-27-2008, 04:35 PM

No, the carpet mongers will have to live in ignorance.

Will you free willy?

10-25-2008, 04:15 AM	#4276
Sir Paul Member [06%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 257	Because their great aunts say that pigs who fly aren't going to fulfill their bacony destiny. What is the difference between ham and Christmas ham?
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10-25-2008, 10:10 AM	#4277
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	One is holey. Why does swiss cheese have holes?
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10-25-2008, 10:15 AM	#4278
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	So you can string it on garlands for Magical Cheese Day, my new favorite holiday. Which kind of cheese is the tastiest and why?
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10-25-2008, 10:34 AM	#4279
eternalenigma New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 77	Goat cheese, because it's full of all that goat funk and junk. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Besides, the Italians eat it. They supposedly know everything about food. Why do the French eat snails?
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10-25-2008, 11:58 AM	#4280
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	cringes Because they're evil and sadistic. What do snails taste like?
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10-25-2008, 01:43 PM	#4281
eternalenigma New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 77	Chicken. What do you taste like?
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10-25-2008, 02:47 PM	#4282
kubrickfan Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 496	Well if I'm cooked to the right temperture, I smell and taste like Oreos mixed in strawberry Jam. What demension do you live in?
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10-25-2008, 03:13 PM	#4284
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	I'm sure you could take it all off if you wanted. Are you up for it?
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10-25-2008, 08:50 PM	#4285
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Sure. Should I post a picture of it?
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10-25-2008, 11:50 PM	#4286
dragonsscout Member [47%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,886	Yes. The word 'it' is very cool and deserves to have as many photos on the internet as possible. Is the study of language interesting?
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10-26-2008, 12:20 AM	#4287
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	No, the world would be a better place if everyone just spoke English. American domination! (remember this is the wrong answer thread!) Why do countries allow their currency to be changed to the Euro?
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10-26-2008, 06:19 AM	#4288
PortInStorm Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INfJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,963	Because exhanging bullets just hasn't been effective thus far. Why do I have to finish this presentation for Monday?
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10-26-2008, 06:36 AM	#4289
NHere Member [44%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,760	Because Monday's a slacker, but a good blackmailer. Now, if only you'd paired up with Tuesday... How do you keep pineapple upside down cake from sticking to the bottom of the pan?
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10-26-2008, 07:11 AM	#4290
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	You individually butter each piece of pineapple first. Why doesn't everything come pre-buttered?
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10-26-2008, 07:36 AM	#4291
NHere Member [44%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,760	The International Union of Butter Knives has been active in the anti-prebuttering lobby for the last 5+ years. Is that worth a battering?
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10-26-2008, 09:32 PM	#4292
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	depends on if you're a ram.... if you have a better batter, does that mean your a better batter beater, or just lucky?
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10-26-2008, 09:38 PM	#4293
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	It means you have a great lobbying team in Washington. Who created Parliament?
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10-27-2008, 01:48 AM	#4294
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	The same neanderthal who invented the first flush toilet. Do you like any unusual music?
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10-27-2008, 10:40 AM	#4295
eternalenigma New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 77	That depends on how you define unusual. Most people would tell me yes, but I think that they are wrong. Which way is up if left is west?
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10-27-2008, 10:58 AM	#4296
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Due to the specific nature of the question it can be undoubtedly determined that the correct answer is bi-polar. Why is something proven to be "beyond a shadow of a doubt"?
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10-27-2008, 11:33 AM	#4297
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Because the shadow knows. Why is it never painlessly obvious?
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10-27-2008, 11:41 AM	#4298
Zzyber Veteran Member [70%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,812	Because the swords never catch the person who is oblivious. Why doesnt the moon get jelous of the earth for taking all the attention?
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10-27-2008, 12:58 PM	#4299
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Because the moon is made of green cheese and not jello. Do I have to explain that pun?
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10-27-2008, 04:35 PM	#4300
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	No, the carpet mongers will have to live in ignorance. Will you free willy?
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