I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 159

**Synamon** · 10-12-2008, 08:51 PM

It expands like that foam insulation stuff you spray into your walls. (which is creepy)

Who invented cheese?

**Wapiti** · 10-12-2008, 09:00 PM

Mr Ed.

Why a U turn instead of a V turn?

**Synamon** · 10-12-2008, 09:08 PM

If it was a V turn and someone did a double V turn we would have to call a circle a W instead of a double U.

Is it bad that my last answer made sense to me?

**Nikita** · 10-12-2008, 09:13 PM

Yes.

Is it weird that all answers seem weird to me?

**Wapiti** · 10-12-2008, 09:14 PM

Yes but I think it would be more of an oval thing, not really a circle and thus it should make no sense so yes, you're warped.

Why is W called double U and not called a double V?

**Nikita** · 10-12-2008, 09:16 PM

Because Us had a better lobbying group.

Why did you answer a question I already answered?

**Synamon** · 10-12-2008, 09:22 PM

He has ESPN.

Why isn't Punning an Olympic sport?

**Wapiti** · 10-12-2008, 09:24 PM

Cause It's not cunning enough.

Why do they call it chicken noodle soup when the noodles aren't made of chicken?

**Synamon** · 10-12-2008, 09:27 PM

You are special alright
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It's not really soup either, but you don't want the details of that. I'll give you a hint though, yellow liquid.

Will I have to edit this post?

**Fireath** · 10-12-2008, 09:27 PM

Only if writing it was more fun than playing naked basketball.

Why are poison dart frogs brightly colored?

**Nikita** · 10-12-2008, 09:51 PM

Because the color identifies the type of poison.

Why is poison dangerous?

**Fireath** · 10-12-2008, 11:12 PM

Because it keeps trying to seduce your spouse/significant other.

Do you know where he/she is right now?

**Nikita** · 10-13-2008, 01:45 AM

In the backyard, 10 feet under...no rising bodies in the rain.

Why are bodies traditionally buried 6 feet deep in the ground?

**NHere** · 10-13-2008, 02:34 AM

Because Newton described a law forbidding 6 feet above ground.

But is it possible to find Newton's apple pie in the sky?

**Snail** · 10-13-2008, 02:46 AM

Yes. The pie in the sky is underground, because nothing is where you expect it. It seems that everything in the world gets repeatedly rearranged by meddling P types while you sleep.

Would you trust us to rule the world?

**NHere** · 10-13-2008, 03:45 AM

The U.S. already rules the world, and everybody trusts it to lead the way to greater glory.

(note name of thread in case you've forgotten)

What is the color of the 21st century?

**faedra** · 10-13-2008, 05:06 AM

Black.

Hold on, isn't black not technically a colour?

**Chrysalis** · 10-13-2008, 05:42 AM

Yes and no according to different sources. But it's also my 100th post. YAY!

Are cats editing your Wikipedia?

**faedra** · 10-13-2008, 05:51 AM

Ya think?

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What's IRL stand for?

**rwyatt365** · 10-13-2008, 05:58 AM

Indycar Racing League - sheesh!
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Why can't cats spell correctly?

**faedra** · 10-13-2008, 06:13 AM

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egad, u b meannin, tehy kant?!!

Whatever possessed me to write that?

**Synamon** · 10-13-2008, 07:23 AM

You were possessed by the spirit of the infamous Spelling Cat who swallowed a Spelling Bee.

Why do they call it a Spelling Bee?

**NHere** · 10-13-2008, 07:38 AM

Because it creates such a buzz.

Can I have a cup of kauphy now?

**Synamon** · 10-13-2008, 07:40 AM

Kauphy is ginger flavored pea water and I believe you already had your share.

What is the difference between grapes and grapefruit?

**NHere** · 10-13-2008, 07:44 AM

The amount of damage done by the hailstone.

Is it effective to pray "Hail Marys" during times of drought?

10-12-2008, 08:51 PM	#3951
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	It expands like that foam insulation stuff you spray into your walls. (which is creepy) Who invented cheese?
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10-12-2008, 09:00 PM	#3952
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Mr Ed. Why a U turn instead of a V turn?
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10-12-2008, 09:08 PM	#3953
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	If it was a V turn and someone did a double V turn we would have to call a circle a W instead of a double U. Is it bad that my last answer made sense to me?
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10-12-2008, 09:13 PM	#3954
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Yes. Is it weird that all answers seem weird to me?
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10-12-2008, 09:14 PM	#3955
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Yes but I think it would be more of an oval thing, not really a circle and thus it should make no sense so yes, you're warped. Why is W called double U and not called a double V? Last edited by Wapiti; 10-12-2008 at 09:14 PM. Reason: too late but I still like my answer and whatever.
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10-12-2008, 09:16 PM	#3956
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because Us had a better lobbying group. Why did you answer a question I already answered?
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10-12-2008, 09:22 PM	#3957
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	He has ESPN. Why isn't Punning an Olympic sport?
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10-12-2008, 09:24 PM	#3958
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Cause It's not cunning enough. Why do they call it chicken noodle soup when the noodles aren't made of chicken? Last edited by Wapiti; 10-12-2008 at 09:25 PM. Reason: yous guys are killing me today
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10-12-2008, 09:27 PM	#3959
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	You are special alright To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. It's not really soup either, but you don't want the details of that. I'll give you a hint though, yellow liquid. Will I have to edit this post?
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10-12-2008, 09:27 PM	#3960
Fireath New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 70	Only if writing it was more fun than playing naked basketball. Why are poison dart frogs brightly colored?
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10-12-2008, 09:51 PM	#3961
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because the color identifies the type of poison. Why is poison dangerous?
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10-12-2008, 11:12 PM	#3962
Fireath New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 70	Because it keeps trying to seduce your spouse/significant other. Do you know where he/she is right now?
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10-13-2008, 01:45 AM	#3963
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	In the backyard, 10 feet under...no rising bodies in the rain. Why are bodies traditionally buried 6 feet deep in the ground?
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10-13-2008, 02:34 AM	#3964
NHere Member [44%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,760	Because Newton described a law forbidding 6 feet above ground. But is it possible to find Newton's apple pie in the sky?
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10-13-2008, 02:46 AM	#3965
Snail Member [05%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 237	Yes. The pie in the sky is underground, because nothing is where you expect it. It seems that everything in the world gets repeatedly rearranged by meddling P types while you sleep. Would you trust us to rule the world?
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10-13-2008, 03:45 AM	#3966
NHere Member [44%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,760	The U.S. already rules the world, and everybody trusts it to lead the way to greater glory. (note name of thread in case you've forgotten) What is the color of the 21st century?
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10-13-2008, 05:06 AM	#3967
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	Black. Hold on, isn't black not technically a colour?
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10-13-2008, 05:42 AM	#3968
Chrysalis Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 186	Yes and no according to different sources. But it's also my 100th post. YAY! Are cats editing your Wikipedia?
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10-13-2008, 05:51 AM	#3969
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	Ya think? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. What's IRL stand for?
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10-13-2008, 05:58 AM	#3970
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Indycar Racing League - sheesh! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why can't cats spell correctly?
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10-13-2008, 06:13 AM	#3971
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. egad, u b meannin, tehy kant?!! Whatever possessed me to write that?
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10-13-2008, 07:23 AM	#3972
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	You were possessed by the spirit of the infamous Spelling Cat who swallowed a Spelling Bee. Why do they call it a Spelling Bee?
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10-13-2008, 07:38 AM	#3973
NHere Member [44%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,760	Because it creates such a buzz. Can I have a cup of kauphy now?
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10-13-2008, 07:40 AM	#3974
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Kauphy is ginger flavored pea water and I believe you already had your share. What is the difference between grapes and grapefruit?
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10-13-2008, 07:44 AM	#3975
NHere Member [44%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,760	The amount of damage done by the hailstone. Is it effective to pray "Hail Marys" during times of drought?
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