I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 11

**Cuivienen** · 04-22-2008, 01:44 PM

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	I don't. Why do you? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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God forbid.

**Hdier** · 04-22-2008, 08:39 PM

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Why is blacktop really dark grey?

Why do they call something that's actually dark gray a blacktop?

Why am I so restless at night and exhausted in the day?

**theunstrungharp** · 04-22-2008, 09:16 PM

Blue balls.

Why isn't it easy being green?

**xanodel** · 04-23-2008, 12:57 AM

	Originally Posted by theunstrungharp To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Why isn't it easy being green?

The amount of carbon dioxide you must absorb through your system (against your will), depending on which country and region you are placed in (again, against your will) makes life rather tedious and difficult. And when you dare raise a voice in protest, people will tell you to shut up, and that your political platform sucks (lacks teeth), and you're only popular due to socialist political tendencies. That's also just the tip of the iceberg, in addition to the fact you get to see your relatives cut down on a daily basis. Imagine the angst, and the inability to do anything about it.

Why is it the "birds and the bees"?

**searcher** · 04-23-2008, 01:12 AM

Because "elephants and giraffes" doesn't fit into the song properly.
"let me tell you bout the elephants and giraffes and the flowers and trees" doesnt have quite the same ring about it.
Besides, "cats and mice" was taken.

Why does "Peter" only have one "T"?

**curiousjane** · 04-23-2008, 04:47 AM

	Originally Posted by searcher To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because "elephants and giraffes" doesn't fit into the song properly. "let me tell you bout the elephants and giraffes and the flowers and trees" doesnt have quite the same ring about it. Besides, "cats and mice" was taken. Why does "Peter" only have one "T"?

Because then, phonetically, you'd have to pet her.

Are you happy?

**rwyatt365** · 04-23-2008, 05:56 AM

That depends entirely on my definition of happiness and your perception of the veracity of that definition as contrasted to the existential stated of "happiness" which, of course, is invalid when taken out of context with the plight of mankind in the 21st century and the state of bananna futures on the London Exchange. But who's counting?!

Why are politicians so obtuse?

**TehBeefah** · 04-23-2008, 08:06 AM

Because they are very rarely attractive, which would make them (a)cute!

What do your pets do when you aren't at home?

**theunstrungharp** · 04-23-2008, 08:34 AM

The same thing he does when I am home -- eat trees, chew on girls, bask, and romp. He doesn't live here, he lives at a paddock and stable in the next town over.

What would your pet do if it had access to the internet and thumbs/fingers?

**Hdier** · 04-23-2008, 09:29 AM

I would make millions off of the miracle dog, who would gain intelligence and back-stab me for the money. He forgot that I never put him in my will.

**rwyatt365** · 04-23-2008, 09:43 AM

	Originally Posted by theunstrungharp To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	The same thing he does when I am home -- eat trees, chew on girls, bask, and romp. He doesn't live here, he lives at a paddock and stable in the next town over.

I bet that annoys your friends!


	What would your pet do if it had access to the internet and thumbs/fingers?

	Originally Posted by Hdier To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I would make millions off of the miracle dog, who would gain intelligence and back-stab me for the money. He forgot that I never put him in my will.

Hah!, no question! I intercede!!

Why are red onions purple?

**Hdier** · 04-23-2008, 10:54 AM

Because the people who named it were color blind.

Why did I forget to post a question last time?

**TehBeefah** · 04-23-2008, 11:05 AM

Because you're an INFJ.

Why are INFJs so forgetful?

**Hdier** · 04-23-2008, 11:23 AM

Because INFJ is actually an anagram for Jinf, an ancient word used by a long-forgotten and dead culture. It means forgetful.

Why am I asking a question about why I'm asking a question?

**rwyatt365** · 04-23-2008, 11:28 AM

Because, due to the popular resurgence of Jinf culture you have been brainwashed into formulating questions about questions, and then forgetting that you have done so. This vicious cycle has been observed in the medical establishment, but no one can remember to write a paper about it.

Why do I keep posting to this thread?!!

**curiousjane** · 04-23-2008, 11:52 AM

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because, due to the popular resurgence of Jinf culture you have been brainwashed into formulating questions about questions, and then forgetting that you have done so. This vicious cycle has been observed in the medical establishment, but no one can remember to write a paper about it. Why do I keep posting to this thread?!!

Because I put a hex on it.

When are you serving dinner? I'm starved!

**brooklyncs** · 04-23-2008, 11:59 AM

Funny thing. I'm serving dinner tomorrow night. But that's the right answer. So the wrong one is: NEVER! No dinner for you.

Why am I watching Roseanne?

**DrEast** · 04-23-2008, 12:02 PM

	Originally Posted by brooklyncs To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Funny thing. I'm serving dinner tomorrow night. But that's the right answer. So the wrong one is: NEVER! No dinner for you. Why am I watching Roseanne?

For the same reason people watch train wrecks: Horrified fascination at the awesome destruction before them.

Why is blood red?

**brooklyncs** · 04-23-2008, 12:09 PM

	Originally Posted by DrEast To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	For the same reason people watch train wrecks: Horrified fascination at the awesome destruction before them. Why is blood red?

Because green was taken by the grass.
Why don't dogs meow?

**rwyatt365** · 04-23-2008, 12:13 PM

Blood is red because that is a color that is easily seen from a distance (much like "Stop" signs). If blood were, let's say, yellow you would not be able to easily tell if someone - or even yourself - were bleeding, thus making things somewhat awkward ("How was I supposed to know you cut yourself. You know I can't see your blood from 10ft away!")

Was Steppenwolf REALLY born to be wild?

**Hdier** · 04-23-2008, 12:36 PM

Actually, he has a Dr. Jeckle/Mr. Hyde thing going on. Whenever he's in public, it appears so, but when he's by himself, he is calm, peaceful, and intelligent (one person caught him this way and suggested he go to a shrink for MPD; let's just say Steppenwolf wasn't the one that needed to see a professional).

Why is my school being mean to me? :Pout:

**onlyparallel** · 04-23-2008, 02:45 PM

Your school is being mean to you mostly on the basis that you pay to go there, in which case you don't deserve any proper treament what so ever.

Why is it so hard to think of a question?

**Hdier** · 04-23-2008, 08:54 PM

Because your an INTJ, which, as we all know, all have hard times with any sort of thinking or anything to do with higher brain functions. Of course, INFJ's excel at that; and we have morals to back it up.

Why was the second half of my answer not wrong?
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**azelismia** · 04-23-2008, 09:14 PM

	Originally Posted by Hdier To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because your an INTJ, which, as we all know, all have hard times with any sort of thinking or anything to do with higher brain functions. Of course, INFJ's excel at that; and we have morals to back it up. Why was the second half of my answer not wrong? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Because morels are something you dig out of the ground and eat in a wine sauce. and everyone knows various mushrooms have interesting effects...

who was the first person to figure out how to pick roast and brew the coffee bean, and how did that discovery come about?

**DrEast** · 04-24-2008, 08:53 AM

	Originally Posted by azelismia To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because morels are something you dig out of the ground and eat in a wine sauce. and everyone knows various mushrooms have interesting effects... who was the first person to figure out how to pick roast and brew the coffee bean, and how did that discovery come about?

I was. Because building a time machine means pretty late nights, all right?

Should I go back and put some time machine jokes in this thread?

04-22-2008, 09:16 PM	#253
theunstrungharp Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 293	Blue balls. Why isn't it easy being green?
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04-23-2008, 01:12 AM	#255
searcher Veteran Member [67%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,704	Because "elephants and giraffes" doesn't fit into the song properly. "let me tell you bout the elephants and giraffes and the flowers and trees" doesnt have quite the same ring about it. Besides, "cats and mice" was taken. Why does "Peter" only have one "T"?
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04-23-2008, 05:56 AM	#257
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	That depends entirely on my definition of happiness and your perception of the veracity of that definition as contrasted to the existential stated of "happiness" which, of course, is invalid when taken out of context with the plight of mankind in the 21st century and the state of bananna futures on the London Exchange. But who's counting?! Why are politicians so obtuse?
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04-23-2008, 08:06 AM	#258
TehBeefah New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 62	Because they are very rarely attractive, which would make them (a)cute! What do your pets do when you aren't at home?
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04-23-2008, 08:34 AM	#259
theunstrungharp Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 293	The same thing he does when I am home -- eat trees, chew on girls, bask, and romp. He doesn't live here, he lives at a paddock and stable in the next town over. What would your pet do if it had access to the internet and thumbs/fingers?
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04-23-2008, 09:29 AM	#260
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	I would make millions off of the miracle dog, who would gain intelligence and back-stab me for the money. He forgot that I never put him in my will.
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04-23-2008, 10:54 AM	#262
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Because the people who named it were color blind. Why did I forget to post a question last time?
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04-23-2008, 11:05 AM	#263
TehBeefah New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 62	Because you're an INFJ. Why are INFJs so forgetful?
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04-23-2008, 11:23 AM	#264
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Because INFJ is actually an anagram for Jinf, an ancient word used by a long-forgotten and dead culture. It means forgetful. Why am I asking a question about why I'm asking a question?
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04-23-2008, 11:28 AM	#265
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Because, due to the popular resurgence of Jinf culture you have been brainwashed into formulating questions about questions, and then forgetting that you have done so. This vicious cycle has been observed in the medical establishment, but no one can remember to write a paper about it. Why do I keep posting to this thread?!!
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04-23-2008, 11:59 AM	#267
brooklyncs New Member [01%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 41	Funny thing. I'm serving dinner tomorrow night. But that's the right answer. So the wrong one is: NEVER! No dinner for you. Why am I watching Roseanne?
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04-23-2008, 12:13 PM	#270
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Blood is red because that is a color that is easily seen from a distance (much like "Stop" signs). If blood were, let's say, yellow you would not be able to easily tell if someone - or even yourself - were bleeding, thus making things somewhat awkward ("How was I supposed to know you cut yourself. You know I can't see your blood from 10ft away!") Was Steppenwolf REALLY born to be wild?
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04-23-2008, 12:36 PM	#271
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Actually, he has a Dr. Jeckle/Mr. Hyde thing going on. Whenever he's in public, it appears so, but when he's by himself, he is calm, peaceful, and intelligent (one person caught him this way and suggested he go to a shrink for MPD; let's just say Steppenwolf wasn't the one that needed to see a professional). Why is my school being mean to me? :Pout:
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04-23-2008, 02:45 PM	#272
onlyparallel Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 190	Your school is being mean to you mostly on the basis that you pay to go there, in which case you don't deserve any proper treament what so ever. Why is it so hard to think of a question?
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04-23-2008, 08:54 PM	#273
Hdier Member [23%] MBTI: INtP Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 939	Because your an INTJ, which, as we all know, all have hard times with any sort of thinking or anything to do with higher brain functions. Of course, INFJ's excel at that; and we have morals to back it up. Why was the second half of my answer not wrong? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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