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Old 04-09-2008, 02:14 PM   #1
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Normal: "How can I protect my assets during this coming recession?"

INTJ: "How can I take advantage of this coming recession to make a fortune?"

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Normal: "The hard times are over and we can breathe easy again. Let us give thanks to the gods."

INTJ: "THERE ARE GREEK SOLDIERS IN THAT HORSE, DAMNIT!"

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Normal: "The Columbine shootings were a horrible, unthinkable tragedy. Those poor families. What unspeakable villains those teens were."

INTJ: "The Columbine shootings were horribly planned and executed. I could have done it better with one hand tied behind my back.* What unspeakable losers those teens were."

*For instance, if they had so much explosive ordinance, why not set up a cheap bomb in a central location and herd the victims into it? That would leave them enough for a follow-up bomb for the rescue team, and result in a much higher fatality-to-casualty ratio.
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:33 PM   #2
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Normal: Socialise! Make connections and have fun!

INTJ: Socialise! Analyse people for suitability for inclusion in your schemes.

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Normal: I love watching 'Sweet 16' or 'Coleen's Real Women', all that drama! It shows how much these teens have to go through!

INTJ: I love watching 'Sweet 16' et al., all those idiots! It reaffirms my belief that I am superior to most normal teenagers.

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Normal: The WTC attacks could have been prevented through better intelligence gathering on the part of the US Government.

INTJ: The WTC attacks could have been far more devastating through loading the planes with explosives and crashing them directly into major population centres. </psycho mode>
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:35 PM   #3
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Normal: The WTC attacks could have been prevented through better intelligence gathering on the part of the US Government.

INTJ: The WTC attacks could have been far more devastating through loading the planes with explosives and crashing them directly into major population centres. </psycho mode>

Actually, I'd argue that the WTC attacks prized economy over absolute effectiveness. They were very well executed, on the whole.

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Old 04-10-2008, 04:47 AM   #4
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Normal: How cool is [put the name of a famous football player]! I want to become like him!
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INTJ: Why on Earth should I care about a millionaire in shorts? I want his money, not his inability to properly think and sing the national hymn.

Normal: Cool!
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INTJ: Predictable.

Normal:Dictatorships are orrible things
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INTJ: Dictatorship was born as a romal institution to deal with problems wich required strong leadership. During the civil wars [...]. If I were dictator [...].
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:02 AM   #5
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Normal: Dude that chika is smoking hot.

INTJ: Actually, if she where "smoking hot" her body temperature would have to be...

Normal: >_>

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Normal: I need to go and vote for our next president in this upcoming election.

INTJ: Thanks to the Bilderberg group you've really no need to waste your time, the next president was chosen about four years ago.

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Normal: I'll get those damn sand people for what they did on 9/11

INTJ: <Reviews footage of the collapse, sees detonation charges go off. Reviews interview with the owe so famous man who leased the buildings.> Go get'em champ.

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Normal: Our justice and medical systems are the best in the world!

INTJ: ... Dare I even get started?
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:23 PM   #6
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NORMAL: How can I convince this person...?
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INTJ: When would be an appropriate time to drug this person and insert this idea into his/her mind through more drugs, suggestion and hypnosis for him/her to publicly agree?
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NORMAL: This test is hard!
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INTJ: This test is an insult to my cortex!
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NORMAL: Why is my room open? I think there's something wrong here...
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INTJ: Who was the idiotic chimpanzee who dared touch my yet unlocked high security system with gloves!? Now I have to check the video records and retrieve an unidentified corpse from the pit...
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NORMAL: Does this work?
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INTJ: This thing doesn't work! Why can't the makers do anything right!?
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:39 PM   #7
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Normal: War is a terrible waste of human life.

INTJ: It's also really cool!

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Normal: You know smoking will kill you, right?

INTJ: Something will kill you, too!

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Normal: You have no respect for your fellow man.

INTJ: And you have no respect for yourself.
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Old 04-10-2008, 08:09 PM   #8
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  Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer
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Normal: You know smoking will kill you, right?

INTJ: Something will kill you, too!

Reminds me of a line from sci-fi book Voyage from Yesteryear:

Person to (INTJ) robot: Do you care if I smoke?

Robot: I wouldn't care if you burst into flames.

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Old 04-10-2008, 08:10 PM   #9
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Reminds me of a line from sci-fi book Voyage from Yesteryear:

Person to (INTJ) robot: Do you care if I smoke?

Robot: I wouldn't care if you burst into flames.

I love it!!!
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Old 04-10-2008, 08:18 PM   #10
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  Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer
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Normal: You have no respect for your fellow man.

INTJ: And you have no respect for yourself.

Nice one.

Normal: Oh, its so SAD! Why does Jack have to die?!

INTJ: NOOOOO! Why would you drop the necklace?! May God damn you.

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Old 10-17-2008, 12:44 AM   #11
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Normal: I do not suffer idiots well.

INTJ: It is not cost effective to eliminate idiots from the population. Though the $700+ billion bailout makes a compelling case for idiot eradication from select business sectors.
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:03 PM   #12
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Normal: You know smoking will kill you, right?

INTJ: Something will kill you, too!

This reminded me of an Addams Family episode (from the original series). There is someone visiting the house when Morticia asks, "Do you mind if I smoke?" They guy replies, "No." Morticia then crosses her arms, and smoke billows out of her ears.
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:54 PM   #13
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Normal: *flirt* *swoon*

INTJ: Huh?
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Old 10-17-2008, 09:22 PM   #14
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  Originally Posted by DrEast
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Normal: "How can I protect my assets during this coming recession?"

INTJ: "How can I take advantage of this coming recession to make a fortune?"


Normal: Those unfeeling selfish INTJs!!

INTJ:
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and search for those stock bargains!

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Old 10-18-2008, 02:56 AM   #15
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Normal: "I want to meet someone just like me because we'd be bff's!!!!"
INTJ: "I want to meet someone just like me to prove my superiority and improve myself through various competitions. Nothing makes you feel good about yourself like winning a battle of wits against someone who thinks just like you."

Normal: "9-11 was a horrible tragedy!!!!!! OMG!!!"
INTJ: "09/11/2001 was kinda entertaining! Seriously, look at it, they fooled everyone for quite a while. Even when people began to question the U.S. government about the whole thing that's all they did: Question them. Even if the U.S. government did it no one did shit about it and there's no solid way to prove it without getting shot. Most've been an INTJ who set it all up. *applaud*"
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Old 10-18-2008, 03:26 AM   #16
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Nobody said this one yet, I'm surprised!

Normal: Jeez, you think too much!
INTJ: And you think too little.

Normal: Oh, yeah! I'm PROUD to be [XXXXwhatever for XXXXillogicalreasontheyusuallyhadnohandin] and whoever doesn't like it can kiss my a@@!!
INTJ: What a waste of life. As if these things mean something.

And a common occurrence on the internet.
Normal: Your stupid.
INTJ: You're, not your. *laughs*
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:06 AM   #17
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  Originally Posted by Ishida
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Nobody said this one yet, I'm surprised!

Normal: Jeez, you think too much!
INTJ: And you think too little.

Normal: Oh, yeah! I'm PROUD to be [XXXXwhatever for XXXXillogicalreasontheyusuallyhadnohandin] and whoever doesn't like it can kiss my a@@!!
INTJ: What a waste of life. As if these things mean something.

And a common occurrence on the internet.
Normal: Your stupid.
INTJ: You're, not your. *laughs*

Normal: Your stupid.
INTJ: Yes, I own a stupid, but my stupid is smarter than your smart.

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Old 10-20-2008, 01:50 AM   #18
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Normal: OMG! (some rant about something/anything)

INTJ: ...k.

Normal: (more ranting)

INTJ: ........why are you wasting so much energy on this? can you change it? is it in the past? then move on.

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  Originally Posted by ElstonGunn
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Normal: *flirt* *swoon*

INTJ: Huh?

hahahahahahhahahaa

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Old 10-20-2008, 03:05 AM   #19
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Normal: Why didn't I think of that?
INTJ: How can I make a profit off of that?

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Normal: My life is so busy!
INTJ: *shows his schedule* Yep. And I still have free time with that too.
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:30 AM   #20
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INTJ:"The Columbine shootings were horribly planned and executed. I could have done it better with one hand tied behind my back.* What unspeakable losers those teens were."

As bad as it sounds, I've actually thought that...

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Normal: Did you know that puffer fish liver and ovaries are highly toxic?

INTJ: I've formulated a plan for world domination based off of puffer fish.

(That's true. I formulated a plan once based off of puffer fish liver.)

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Old 10-20-2008, 07:06 AM   #21
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INTJ: *yawn*..
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:22 AM   #22
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Normal: Socialise! Make connections and have fun!

INTJ: Socialise! Analyse people for suitability for inclusion in your schemes.

Laughing my ass off! So true...

No wonder my ex used to call me the evil genius.

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Old 10-20-2008, 03:33 PM   #23
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Not evil genius...
MASTERMIND

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Normal: A
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that's so sad.
INTJ: Why didn't they just let the sharks take it then?
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:06 PM   #24
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  Originally Posted by DrEast
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Normal: "How can I protect my assets during this coming recession?"

INTJ: "How can I take advantage of this coming recession to make a fortune?"

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Normal: "The hard times are over and we can breathe easy again. Let us give thanks to the gods."

INTJ: "THERE ARE GREEK SOLDIERS IN THAT HORSE, DAMNIT!"

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Normal: "The Columbine shootings were a horrible, unthinkable tragedy. Those poor families. What unspeakable villains those teens were."

INTJ: "The Columbine shootings were horribly planned and executed. I could have done it better with one hand tied behind my back.* What unspeakable losers those teens were."

*For instance, if they had so much explosive ordinance, why not set up a cheap bomb in a central location and herd the victims into it? That would leave them enough for a follow-up bomb for the rescue team, and result in a much higher fatality-to-casualty ratio.

Normal non INTJ man
We will have swat come in after hours and train in school shootings.
Swat will arrive before any real damage is done. Myth


INTJ woman
Swat will arrive too late, Fact. In the 5 mins or so for Swat to arrive several people will be dead. There is no real way of seeing an event like this coming. Fact It's best to attack this problem by getting to the root of it. Let's come up with some kind of intervention program to prevent kids from feeling isolated!

.......I Praise the people brave enough to attack this problem at it's roots!
Regarding the school shootings, I have thought about this for some time. I praise the women who work in education and do reserach in how education should be done. I am confident you have come up with strategies that will will greatly reduce the chances of something like that ever happening again.

I am a pragmatist, I support what works best!

I am sorry to say I did not invent these programs and strategeis yet I am smart enought to know they are correct!

A+ and Four gold stars to everyone who thinks like a woman!

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Old 10-22-2008, 02:14 AM   #25
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Normal: I'm going to throw a party so that I can make new friends and have a good time!!! YEY!!!
INTJ: I'm going to throw a party so that I can make new connections that will potentially serve my best interest in the future!! YEY!!
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