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Core Member [897%]
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Effect: Esmeralda
Cause: Apples flesh turns into red meat. |
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#602 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: A whole new meaning to Apple Pie...
Cause: Hair turns pink instead of grey |
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Core Member [177%]
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Effect: The older you get, the more hardcore you are. Too right!
Cause: Santa Claus found living homeless in the ghetto around Washington DC |
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#604 |
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Core Member [297%]
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Effect: The fabric of society splitting at the seams.
Cause: The unrelenting indiscriminate pursuit of fame and fortune. |
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#605 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: BP
Cause: Dog and Pony show |
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#606 |
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Member [18%]
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Effect: Everyone follows the rules
Cause: Politicians are forced to follow through on all promises made |
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#607 |
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Core Member [366%]
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Effect: politicians become mute for fear of accidentally promising to drop their pants on national television.
Cause: pirates hijack a US aircraft carrier. |
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#608 |
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Member [18%]
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Effect: It never happened and the US military has never had a vessel by that name......
Cause: People all start to believe that the rules of society are meant to help them. |
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#609 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: Sales of anti-psycotic drugs triple
Cause: All things are done right |
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#610 |
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Member [18%]
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Effect: Mankind ascends to a new level of intelligence where flesh is no longer necessary
Cause: We learn to communicate through tree and plant roots |
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#611 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: We have funny tails.
Cause: Animals speak |
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#612 |
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Core Member [284%]
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Effect: Squirrel!
Cause: INTJf goes down for a day |
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#613 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: All members panic and turn circles in confusion
Cause: Money is no longer needed. |
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#614 |
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Member [18%]
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Effect: 100% population obesity
Cause: Cows go extinct |
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#615 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: Kids have to find something else to use as bases.
Cause: Peace on the INTJf |
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#616 |
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Suspended
MBTI: iNtj
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,345
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Effect: They rename it HuggleCentral.
Cause: Your brighter than everyone. |
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#617 |
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Core Member [284%]
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Effect: I know how to use contractions.
Cause: INTJ allows trolling and flaming |
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#618 |
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Suspended
MBTI: iNtj
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,345
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Effect: Salient points are made.
Cause: There is no god. |
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#619 |
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Core Member [309%]
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Effect: An increase in cohabitation
Cause: Speaking plainly. |
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#620 |
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Suspended
MBTI: iNtj
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,345
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Effect: Everyone says nothing, clearly.
Cause: Irony does not exist. |
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#621 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: Silence
Cause: Silence |
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#622 |
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Core Member [897%]
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Effect: World peace.
Cause: Ant infestation |
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#623 |
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Core Member [1341%]
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Effect: The end of picnics
Cause: Heat wave |
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#624 |
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Member [08%]
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Effect: Tons of people sweating, air conditioners being overworked, and in some cases a lack of water for lawns.
Cause: Playing a shooter(namely TF2) for 10 hours straight. |
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#625 |
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Member [18%]
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Effect: Brain death
Cause: Reality TV shows all go under at the same time |
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