Can you infer cause and effect... or are you stupid?

**Nemesis** · 01-08-2010, 08:09 PM

Intro

As INTJs, we are ~~completely deluded into thinking that we are~~ excellent at inferring cause and effect through our incredible "rational" intellect. I posit that this is completely true. Now, let's test this...

Wat do?

I will state a cause, then poster A will infer it's effect and state another cause. Poster B will then infer the effect of poster A's cause, and so forth and so on until we have solved every problem in the universe.

Ex.
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Poster A:

Cause: Trip to Mexico.

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Poster B:

Effect: Herpes.

Cause: Lady Gaga

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Poster C:

Effect: Vomiting

Cause: Nazi Germany

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Got it, stupid?

(Also, feel free to post pictures or video clips for your answers.)

Now, let's begin...

Cause: Twilight.

**zibber** · 01-08-2010, 10:06 PM

Effect: A sudden longing to watch the Blade series.

Cause: Classic video games.

**crow** · 01-08-2010, 10:11 PM

	Originally Posted by Nemesis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Got it, stupid?

...um...
no
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**reb** · 01-09-2010, 08:56 AM

effect: jack daniels distillery sponsors 'Grand Theft Auto III'

CAWS: too much 'xxxx' in the bird bath.

**Synapse** · 01-09-2010, 12:52 PM

Effect: Diversity

Cause: Dying thread

**Seriously** · 01-09-2010, 02:49 PM

Effect: Bringing inactive posters out of woodwork

Cause: End of Lost Series

**reb** · 01-09-2010, 03:52 PM

effect: reb online

cause: hausewerk

**MassHysteria** · 01-09-2010, 05:46 PM

Effect: Can't find anything for days.

Cause: Elves.

**Seriously** · 01-09-2010, 08:49 PM

Effect: Massive amounts of toys.

Cause: Foot Fetish

**Synapse** · 01-10-2010, 05:30 AM

Effect: Barefoot love-making sessions

Cause: Inebriation

**Seriously** · 01-10-2010, 09:54 AM

Effect: Shotgun Wedding

Cause: Going to Gym

**Cygnus** · 01-10-2010, 10:08 AM

Effect: 6-Pack Abdominal Muscles

Cause: 6-Pack of Beer

**NoStoneUnturned** · 01-10-2010, 10:15 AM

Ef: line for free hugs.

Cause: facial hair

**themuzicman** · 01-10-2010, 10:16 AM

Effect: Middle eastern women

Cause: bottled water

**Seriously** · 01-10-2010, 11:13 AM

Effect: Bottled air

Cause: Taking down the Christmas Tree

**themuzicman** · 01-10-2010, 11:16 AM

Effect: pulling dry pine needles out of your front side.

Cause: Sun breaking over the horizon at dawn

**Seriously** · 01-10-2010, 11:19 AM

Effect: Oneness with the universe

Cause: Starting a new job

**Synapse** · 01-11-2010, 05:42 AM

Effect: Novelty (for a bit)

Cause: "Hot Coffee" in GTA:SA

**themuzicman** · 01-11-2010, 05:46 AM

Effect: Game over.

Cause: Lightning strike

**Synapse** · 01-11-2010, 06:46 PM

Effect: Instantaneous light in a period of darkness

Cause: Escaped lunatic from the asylum

**NoStoneUnturned** · 01-12-2010, 09:27 PM

ef: intjforum

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ca: ninja suit

**NYK** · 01-12-2010, 09:41 PM

proving that one can hide in plain sight.

massive dopamine infusions

**Synapse** · 01-13-2010, 06:41 PM

Effect: renal failure and increased SVR (systemic vascular resistance)*.

Cause: being stoned to death by jelly beans.

*At some point, I did wish to be a doctor.
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**NoStoneUnturned** · 01-15-2010, 06:42 AM

ef: NoStoneUnturned

ca: sexy member of the opposite sex.

**themuzicman** · 01-15-2010, 07:33 AM

ef: moaning and writhing followed by epidural to prevent moaning and writhing.

ca: You've got mail

01-08-2010, 08:09 PM	#1
Nemesis Core Member [304%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12,191	Intro As INTJs, we are ~~completely deluded into thinking that we are~~ excellent at inferring cause and effect through our incredible "rational" intellect. I posit that this is completely true. Now, let's test this... Wat do? I will state a cause, then poster A will infer it's effect and state another cause. Poster B will then infer the effect of poster A's cause, and so forth and so on until we have solved every problem in the universe. Ex. -------------------------------------------------- Poster A: Cause: Trip to Mexico. -------------------------------------------------- Poster B: Effect: Herpes. Cause: Lady Gaga -------------------------------------------------- Poster C: Effect: Vomiting Cause: Nazi Germany -------------------------------------------------- Got it, stupid? (Also, feel free to post pictures or video clips for your answers.) Now, let's begin... Cause: Twilight.
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01-08-2010, 10:06 PM	#2
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01-09-2010, 08:56 AM	#4
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