Banned - Page 904

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:16 AM

^ Banned for denying me the opportunity to ban MortalWombat

Edit: Banned for posting the moment before I did and invalidating my ban.

**MassHysteria** · 07-09-2010, 10:18 AM

MW banned because I'm too old for this shit.

HFL banned to see the chief. You're a loose cannon! The mayor's been up my ass for weeks. I want your badge, and I want your gun, and I want you out of here!

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:20 AM

MH banned for assuming I'm with the police and not the crime families.

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:20 AM

^^ Banned for for harassing HFL. He's just doing his job! It's not his fault you got shot!

^ BANNED FOR BETRAYAL.

**MassHysteria** · 07-09-2010, 10:22 AM

MORTALWOMBAT!! He's right behind you!!

*tosses MW an extra magazine and dives under the desk*

HFL banned to PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!! Do not resist! We have you surrounded!

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:23 AM

^ and ^^ Banned for not realizing I was a double agent

*throws a smoke grenade and hops away into the night*

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:24 AM

^ Banned for leading a double life!
*Points gun at HFL*
DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS. IT'LL BE OKAY, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT TOGETHER.

**MassHysteria** · 07-09-2010, 10:24 AM

*gasp*

Banned to the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney the court will appoint you one... Hey! Double agent for whom?
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**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:28 AM

Banned for seeing through the smoke. And arresting me.

Double agent for the Principality of Sealand, of course.

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:30 AM

^ Banned for frolicking with whales instead of helping me chase down perps!

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:32 AM

^ Banned for forgetting that I myself am a perp. And for revealing my secret!

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:35 AM

^ Banned for scandalously scheming with the water creatures!
WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING?

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:41 AM

It does not matter what I'm plotting! ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT JAPANESE CRAB FETISHES ARE NOT INVOLVED.

^ Banned for assuming my schemes are scandalous

**MassHysteria** · 07-09-2010, 10:41 AM

^^MW Banned for asking. What did they teach you in Academy? Shoot now and let God sort it out.

^HFL banned for getting on our nerves, ya perp.

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:44 AM

^ Banned for getting shot in the first place.

**Mind Marauder** · 07-09-2010, 10:45 AM

Banned for getting groped by a giant hand.

**MassHysteria** · 07-09-2010, 10:45 AM

^Banned for shooting the hostage.

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:46 AM

^ Banned for not recognizing the guy who shot you! Get 'em!

Also, MM banned for assuming I'm the little guy, rather than the hands
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**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:46 AM

^^ Banned for forgetting I was the one that shot her in the first place.

^ Banned for groping people with a large hand.

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Everyone is banned for taking advantage of my slow internet to post before me and invalidate my posts.

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:48 AM

^ Banned for slipping up and busting yourself! Your confession will be used against you in court. My trick worked
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And banned for being anti-grope :D

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 10:57 AM

^ Banned for forgetting that evildoers like me pay off the juries anyway, so my confession will have no effect!

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 10:59 AM

^ Banned for thinking the city can't find a dang good lawyer! You WILL be put in jail, where you belong!

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 11:01 AM

^ Banned for thinking I can't pay off the lawyer too, and the judge!

**MortalWombat** · 07-09-2010, 11:03 AM

^ Banned for thinking evil will triumph!

**HereticForLife** · 07-09-2010, 11:12 AM

^ Banned for being silly and assuming that it will not.

07-09-2010, 10:16 AM	#22576
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^ Banned for denying me the opportunity to ban MortalWombat Edit: Banned for posting the moment before I did and invalidating my ban.
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07-09-2010, 10:18 AM	#22577
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	MW banned because I'm too old for this shit. HFL banned to see the chief. You're a loose cannon! The mayor's been up my ass for weeks. I want your badge, and I want your gun, and I want you out of here!
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07-09-2010, 10:20 AM	#22578
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	MH banned for assuming I'm with the police and not the crime families.
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07-09-2010, 10:20 AM	#22579
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^^ Banned for for harassing HFL. He's just doing his job! It's not his fault you got shot! ^ BANNED FOR BETRAYAL.
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07-09-2010, 10:22 AM	#22580
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	MORTALWOMBAT!! He's right behind you!! tosses MW an extra magazine and dives under the desk HFL banned to PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!! Do not resist! We have you surrounded!
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07-09-2010, 10:23 AM	#22581
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^ and ^^ Banned for not realizing I was a double agent throws a smoke grenade and hops away into the night
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07-09-2010, 10:24 AM	#22582
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for leading a double life! Points gun at HFL DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS. IT'LL BE OKAY, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT TOGETHER.
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07-09-2010, 10:24 AM	#22583
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	gasp Banned to the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney the court will appoint you one... Hey! Double agent for whom? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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07-09-2010, 10:28 AM	#22584
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	Banned for seeing through the smoke. And arresting me. Double agent for the Principality of Sealand, of course.
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07-09-2010, 10:30 AM	#22585
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for frolicking with whales instead of helping me chase down perps!
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07-09-2010, 10:32 AM	#22586
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^ Banned for forgetting that I myself am a perp. And for revealing my secret!
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07-09-2010, 10:35 AM	#22587
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for scandalously scheming with the water creatures! WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING?
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07-09-2010, 10:41 AM	#22588
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	It does not matter what I'm plotting! ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT JAPANESE CRAB FETISHES ARE NOT INVOLVED. ^ Banned for assuming my schemes are scandalous
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07-09-2010, 10:41 AM	#22589
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	^^MW Banned for asking. What did they teach you in Academy? Shoot now and let God sort it out. ^HFL banned for getting on our nerves, ya perp.
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07-09-2010, 10:44 AM	#22590
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for getting shot in the first place.
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07-09-2010, 10:45 AM	#22591
Mind Marauder Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 529	Banned for getting groped by a giant hand.
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07-09-2010, 10:45 AM	#22592
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	^Banned for shooting the hostage.
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07-09-2010, 10:46 AM	#22593
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for not recognizing the guy who shot you! Get 'em! Also, MM banned for assuming I'm the little guy, rather than the hands To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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07-09-2010, 10:46 AM	#22594
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^^ Banned for forgetting I was the one that shot her in the first place. ^ Banned for groping people with a large hand. ---------- Post added 07-09-2010 at 01:47 PM ---------- Everyone is banned for taking advantage of my slow internet to post before me and invalidate my posts.
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07-09-2010, 10:48 AM	#22595
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for slipping up and busting yourself! Your confession will be used against you in court. My trick worked To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. And banned for being anti-grope :D
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07-09-2010, 10:57 AM	#22596
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^ Banned for forgetting that evildoers like me pay off the juries anyway, so my confession will have no effect!
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07-09-2010, 10:59 AM	#22597
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for thinking the city can't find a dang good lawyer! You WILL be put in jail, where you belong!
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07-09-2010, 11:01 AM	#22598
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^ Banned for thinking I can't pay off the lawyer too, and the judge!
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07-09-2010, 11:03 AM	#22599
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,242	^ Banned for thinking evil will triumph!
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07-09-2010, 11:12 AM	#22600
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	^ Banned for being silly and assuming that it will not.
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