corrupt a wish - Page 99

**simoncpu** · 09-01-2008, 10:57 AM

Granted. You now acquire the powers of anti-gravity, causing you to fly off into outer space. You suffocate as you leave Earth's atmosphere.

I wish to make a robot.

**le Duc** · 09-01-2008, 11:01 AM

Granted. Your powers of reproduction are complete.

I wish for .

**simoncpu** · 09-01-2008, 11:22 AM

Granted:

Code:

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I wish for ?

**Synamon** · 09-01-2008, 12:02 PM

Granted. Here is a question for just for you... how are you? You can think of nothing else all day. Enjoy pondering. Let us know when you come up with an answer.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated.

**Fridays Child** · 09-01-2008, 12:46 PM

Granted. I'll corrupt it later.

I wish I had a literary device.

**simoncpu** · 09-01-2008, 01:25 PM

	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. Here is a question for just for you... how are you? You can think of nothing else all day. Enjoy pondering. Let us know when you come up with an answer.

I'm not so fine. I just finished watching "The Happening". I was like, "what the hell?"

I wasted a few hours of my life watching the movie! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!1!

**schwartzie** · 09-01-2008, 03:45 PM

	Originally Posted by Fridays Child To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I wish I had a literary device.

here, have a
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You can read: "the future..."

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	Originally Posted by simoncpu To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I'm not so fine. I just finished watching "The Happening". I was like, "what the hell?" I wasted a few hours of my life watching the movie! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!1!

Under law of the thread this is deemed a wish. You are granted few more wasted hours. enjoy the film.

I wish I were creative.

**le Duc** · 09-01-2008, 04:16 PM

Granted. You now have a new patentable idea every day. A pity they come too fast for you to act on them.

I wish for autumn.

**thoke** · 09-01-2008, 04:18 PM

Granted. Urm, you are covered in dead leaves and now you can't breathe...

I wish I could understand this game without bothering to read the start of the thread.

**schwartzie** · 09-01-2008, 04:24 PM

granted you are doing smashing. you can start on the second post.

I wish for a nice patent lawyer who IS fast enough to keep up.

**le Duc** · 09-01-2008, 04:26 PM

Granted. Not only that, he started patenting them for himself. Clever little devil.

I wish to stave off impending doom.

**thoke** · 09-01-2008, 04:48 PM

Granted. You successfully stave off impending doom simply by continuing to exist into the immediate future. The doom is no longer impending; it is current. You're doomed.

I wish I'd started my masters dissertation a long time ago.

**le Duc** · 09-01-2008, 05:07 PM

Granted. You did. Thanks for sharing your closing line, above.

I wish your professor had a sense of humor, too.

**ssrprotege** · 09-01-2008, 05:25 PM

Granted. You find his humour so funny that you died of a heart attack while laughing.

I wish le Duc reveals his identity...what's he hiding behind that shadowy avatar?!

**thoke** · 09-01-2008, 05:28 PM

Granted. le Duc takes of his Bat-mask and reveals himself to be an incredibly ugly, overweight woman. Now every time (s)he posts on this forum you have to look at a picture of the most hideous face you've ever seen in your life. It makes you physically sick.

I wish the days were about 2 hours longer.

**le Duc** · 09-01-2008, 05:48 PM

Granted. We now have twenty-six 55-minute hours.

I wish you had an avatar.

**thoke** · 09-01-2008, 06:12 PM

Granted. Now you get to look at my ugly face.

I wish I had a decent picture of myself.

**Synamon** · 09-01-2008, 09:01 PM

Granted, you are dressed so your picture is decent, however it is still unrecognizable.

I wish my tea wasn't cold.

**schwartzie** · 09-01-2008, 09:04 PM

granted. now you have a tepid T. rather sad, after such a good run...

I wish my tea was iced.

**Synamon** · 09-01-2008, 09:07 PM

Granted. Just for you, an Ice Age to cool your tea. I hope you have a sweater.

I wish my tepid tea was hot.

**schwartzie** · 09-01-2008, 09:25 PM

Granted: piping hot tea. If only one could get it out of the pipe!

I wish the ice age (aka winter) was not just around the bend.

**Synamon** · 09-01-2008, 09:50 PM

Sigh me too. Oh wait I get to corrupt that. Granted winter got lost and isn't around the bend, instead we get summer for 2 more months as a default. Yeah I know, I cheated. Fine, winter is actually around the bend but will have to slow down for the curve and we get a nice long mild fall before it arrives. I refuse to corrupt this wish any further.

I wish the wish corruption police weren't coming for me.

**simoncpu** · 09-01-2008, 11:01 PM

Granted. The corruption police is now going to eat your baby.

I wish I have brushed my teeth today.

**schwartzie** · 09-01-2008, 11:10 PM

's ok. It wouldda been too hard to find them where they all fell out, anyway.

I wish I had not had to think 'bout that. I'd 've made a lousy tooth fairy.

**le Duc** · 09-02-2008, 05:22 AM

Granted. How thoughtless of you.

I wish for a better bit of butter.

09-01-2008, 10:57 AM	#2451
simoncpu Member [06%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 264	Granted. You now acquire the powers of anti-gravity, causing you to fly off into outer space. You suffocate as you leave Earth's atmosphere. I wish to make a robot.
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09-01-2008, 11:01 AM	#2452
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. Your powers of reproduction are complete. I wish for .
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09-01-2008, 11:22 AM	#2453
simoncpu Member [06%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 264	Granted: Code: ...... ....... .......... ... . ... ... .......... ... . ... ... .... ....... ....... .... I wish for ?
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09-01-2008, 12:02 PM	#2454
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted. Here is a question for just for you... how are you? You can think of nothing else all day. Enjoy pondering. Let us know when you come up with an answer. I wish I hadn't procrastinated.
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09-01-2008, 12:46 PM	#2455
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. I'll corrupt it later. I wish I had a literary device.
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09-01-2008, 04:16 PM	#2458
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. You now have a new patentable idea every day. A pity they come too fast for you to act on them. I wish for autumn.
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09-01-2008, 04:18 PM	#2459
thoke Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 152	Granted. Urm, you are covered in dead leaves and now you can't breathe... I wish I could understand this game without bothering to read the start of the thread.
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09-01-2008, 04:24 PM	#2460
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted you are doing smashing. you can start on the second post. I wish for a nice patent lawyer who IS fast enough to keep up.
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09-01-2008, 04:26 PM	#2461
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. Not only that, he started patenting them for himself. Clever little devil. I wish to stave off impending doom.
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09-01-2008, 04:48 PM	#2462
thoke Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 152	Granted. You successfully stave off impending doom simply by continuing to exist into the immediate future. The doom is no longer impending; it is current. You're doomed. I wish I'd started my masters dissertation a long time ago.
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09-01-2008, 05:07 PM	#2463
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. You did. Thanks for sharing your closing line, above. I wish your professor had a sense of humor, too.
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09-01-2008, 05:25 PM	#2464
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. You find his humour so funny that you died of a heart attack while laughing. I wish le Duc reveals his identity...what's he hiding behind that shadowy avatar?!
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09-01-2008, 05:28 PM	#2465
thoke Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 152	Granted. le Duc takes of his Bat-mask and reveals himself to be an incredibly ugly, overweight woman. Now every time (s)he posts on this forum you have to look at a picture of the most hideous face you've ever seen in your life. It makes you physically sick. I wish the days were about 2 hours longer.
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09-01-2008, 05:48 PM	#2466
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. We now have twenty-six 55-minute hours. I wish you had an avatar.
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09-01-2008, 06:12 PM	#2467
thoke Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 152	Granted. Now you get to look at my ugly face. I wish I had a decent picture of myself.
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09-01-2008, 09:01 PM	#2468
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, you are dressed so your picture is decent, however it is still unrecognizable. I wish my tea wasn't cold.
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09-01-2008, 09:04 PM	#2469
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. now you have a tepid T. rather sad, after such a good run... I wish my tea was iced.
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09-01-2008, 09:07 PM	#2470
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted. Just for you, an Ice Age to cool your tea. I hope you have a sweater. I wish my tepid tea was hot.
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09-01-2008, 09:25 PM	#2471
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	Granted: piping hot tea. If only one could get it out of the pipe! I wish the ice age (aka winter) was not just around the bend.
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09-01-2008, 09:50 PM	#2472
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Sigh me too. Oh wait I get to corrupt that. Granted winter got lost and isn't around the bend, instead we get summer for 2 more months as a default. Yeah I know, I cheated. Fine, winter is actually around the bend but will have to slow down for the curve and we get a nice long mild fall before it arrives. I refuse to corrupt this wish any further. I wish the wish corruption police weren't coming for me.
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09-01-2008, 11:01 PM	#2473
simoncpu Member [06%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 264	Granted. The corruption police is now going to eat your baby. I wish I have brushed my teeth today.
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09-01-2008, 11:10 PM	#2474
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	's ok. It wouldda been too hard to find them where they all fell out, anyway. I wish I had not had to think 'bout that. I'd 've made a lousy tooth fairy.
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09-02-2008, 05:22 AM	#2475
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Granted. How thoughtless of you. I wish for a better bit of butter.
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