corrupt a wish - Page 86

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 06:51 PM

Granted, poof, you are Cher now, is that the look you were going for?

I wish I was just like Jesse James.

**bladeserver** · 08-10-2008, 07:01 PM

Granted. You are now a clothing boutique in New Jersey.

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Why you wanted that I have no idea.

I wish I lived in paradise.

**Fridays Child** · 08-10-2008, 07:38 PM

Granted. The Paradise motorcycle club welcomes you, Big Mama!

Was it all you hoped?

**xeeeej** · 08-10-2008, 08:17 PM

You didn't make a wish - that must mean I get two.

I wish I could swim like an Olympian.

I wish I could make a 100 without studying for my final tomorrow.

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 08:39 PM

Sigh, ok two wishes granted. Poof, you are in the Olympic pool swimming as fast as your monkey arms can go. You will not however pass the urine test and are disqualified, some discrepancy with monkey hormones.

Now for that second wish, without studying, heck close your eyes even, take your pen and draw a straight line, good, now draw two circles after it. Excellent, you just made 100. Do that tomorrow on your test, good luck.

I wish for another wish to corrupt.

**xeeeej** · 08-10-2008, 08:47 PM

Voila, you receive another wish to corrupt. Unfortunately, you are fatigued from your recent double corruption and this one goes uncorrupted.

I wish I had all the answers.

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 09:12 PM

Granted, you have all the answers and just to be generous I will throw in all the questions too, all written out on these little pieces of confetti. *throws confetti in the air*

(have fun mixing and matching)

I wish I knew what the next wish was.

**Wapiti** · 08-10-2008, 09:24 PM

Granted, The next wish is "I wish for another wish to corrupt." Again.

Ready, here it comes.........

I wish for another wish to corrupt. (bet you never saw that wish coming)

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 09:28 PM

*gasping in surprise*
Granted, here comes another wish for corrupting.

I wish I wasn't corrupt.

**Wapiti** · 08-10-2008, 09:30 PM

Grented, you are not corrupt. You are a perfect little angel. (hahahaha, corrupt just saying that)

I wish I could run like the wind.

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 09:33 PM

Nice use of sarcasm, sigh, my innocent look NEVER works, oh right you had a wish to corrupt, poof you can run like the wind, by the way have you ever see the wind run? no? me either, just keep right on standing there.

I wish just once someone would believe I am innocent.

**Fridays Child** · 08-10-2008, 09:36 PM

Granted. I once believed you were innocent. Oh. You meant now?

I wish I could remember which thread I was in so I don't forget to wish.

**Wapiti** · 08-10-2008, 09:37 PM

Granted. whatever, you ruined my post, I hate you, wish granted, corrupted. Your not here, you are in another thread so your corruption doesn't count. Pinocchio wins.

I wish I could clearly see 3 miles away without binoculars.

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 09:40 PM

Right,
FC you must stay in this thread for all time, then you will know where you are.
Yellow blob you can now see 3 miles away clearly since you are a telescopic sight, oh did you want to still be human, maybe next wish.

I wish wishes were contagious.

**ssrprotege** · 08-10-2008, 09:40 PM

Granted. Wishes are now contagious - death wishes, actually.

I wish I didn't have to do a bunch of meaningless example programs in my C++ classes.

**Wapiti** · 08-10-2008, 09:41 PM

Granted. C++ was just end of lifed as a programming language so you won't even receive credit for attending the course, it's all meaningless dribble.

I wish Pinocchio was here.

**ssrprotege** · 08-10-2008, 09:45 PM

Granted. Now you say you are whyme1234, not Wapiti.

Why would Wapiti choose to lie? I wish I knew!

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 09:47 PM

I dunno, why did you choose not to wish?

I wish Whyme1234 was here.

**ssrprotege** · 08-10-2008, 10:00 PM

	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I dunno, why did you choose not to wish?

"I wish I knew!" was a wish!

I respectfully ask someone to corrupt Synamon's wish. I am busy Sensing.

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 10:05 PM

No need to beg ssr, granting my own wish, poof whyme1234 is here, tied up in my basement.

I wish this thread would make sense.

**schwartzie** · 08-10-2008, 10:15 PM

The thread positively oozes sense. Poor whyme, in the path of it.
I wish for thyme.

**Synamon** · 08-10-2008, 10:17 PM

Granted, a lovely patch of thyme for your garden, at least I think it's thyme, maybe you better not actually eat any of it.

I wish I could stay up all night.

**schwartzie** · 08-10-2008, 10:38 PM

Oh good, I wish for that too. Granted.

(ok, slightly out of order, but s'alright. then I'll have company!)

... must. remain. coherent.

**rwyatt365** · 08-11-2008, 10:05 AM

[Wish Nazi]Schwartzie! No wish for you![/Wish Nazi]

I wish that Schwartzie wished the Ultimate Wish.

**Fridays Child** · 08-11-2008, 03:53 PM

She did. I arrived in the forum.

I wish I knew what to do with 50 lbs of ratatouille.

08-10-2008, 06:51 PM	#2126
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, poof, you are Cher now, is that the look you were going for? I wish I was just like Jesse James.
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08-10-2008, 07:01 PM	#2127
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. You are now a clothing boutique in New Jersey. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why you wanted that I have no idea. I wish I lived in paradise.
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08-10-2008, 07:38 PM	#2128
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. The Paradise motorcycle club welcomes you, Big Mama! Was it all you hoped?
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08-10-2008, 08:17 PM	#2129
xeeeej New Member [01%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 47	You didn't make a wish - that must mean I get two. I wish I could swim like an Olympian. I wish I could make a 100 without studying for my final tomorrow.
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08-10-2008, 08:39 PM	#2130
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Sigh, ok two wishes granted. Poof, you are in the Olympic pool swimming as fast as your monkey arms can go. You will not however pass the urine test and are disqualified, some discrepancy with monkey hormones. Now for that second wish, without studying, heck close your eyes even, take your pen and draw a straight line, good, now draw two circles after it. Excellent, you just made 100. Do that tomorrow on your test, good luck. I wish for another wish to corrupt.
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08-10-2008, 08:47 PM	#2131
xeeeej New Member [01%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 47	Voila, you receive another wish to corrupt. Unfortunately, you are fatigued from your recent double corruption and this one goes uncorrupted. I wish I had all the answers.
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08-10-2008, 09:12 PM	#2132
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, you have all the answers and just to be generous I will throw in all the questions too, all written out on these little pieces of confetti. throws confetti in the air (have fun mixing and matching) I wish I knew what the next wish was.
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08-10-2008, 09:24 PM	#2133
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted, The next wish is "I wish for another wish to corrupt." Again. Ready, here it comes......... I wish for another wish to corrupt. (bet you never saw that wish coming)
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08-10-2008, 09:28 PM	#2134
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	gasping in surprise Granted, here comes another wish for corrupting. I wish I wasn't corrupt.
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08-10-2008, 09:30 PM	#2135
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Grented, you are not corrupt. You are a perfect little angel. (hahahaha, corrupt just saying that) I wish I could run like the wind.
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08-10-2008, 09:33 PM	#2136
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Nice use of sarcasm, sigh, my innocent look NEVER works, oh right you had a wish to corrupt, poof you can run like the wind, by the way have you ever see the wind run? no? me either, just keep right on standing there. I wish just once someone would believe I am innocent.
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08-10-2008, 09:36 PM	#2137
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. I once believed you were innocent. Oh. You meant now? I wish I could remember which thread I was in so I don't forget to wish. Last edited by Fridays Child; 08-10-2008 at 09:39 PM. Reason: wins!
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08-10-2008, 09:37 PM	#2138
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted. whatever, you ruined my post, I hate you, wish granted, corrupted. Your not here, you are in another thread so your corruption doesn't count. Pinocchio wins. I wish I could clearly see 3 miles away without binoculars.
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08-10-2008, 09:40 PM	#2139
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Right, FC you must stay in this thread for all time, then you will know where you are. Yellow blob you can now see 3 miles away clearly since you are a telescopic sight, oh did you want to still be human, maybe next wish. I wish wishes were contagious.
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08-10-2008, 09:40 PM	#2140
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Wishes are now contagious - death wishes, actually. I wish I didn't have to do a bunch of meaningless example programs in my C++ classes.
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08-10-2008, 09:41 PM	#2141
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted. C++ was just end of lifed as a programming language so you won't even receive credit for attending the course, it's all meaningless dribble. I wish Pinocchio was here.
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08-10-2008, 09:45 PM	#2142
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Now you say you are whyme1234, not Wapiti. Why would Wapiti choose to lie? I wish I knew!
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08-10-2008, 09:47 PM	#2143
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	I dunno, why did you choose not to wish? I wish Whyme1234 was here.
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08-10-2008, 10:05 PM	#2145
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	No need to beg ssr, granting my own wish, poof whyme1234 is here, tied up in my basement. I wish this thread would make sense.
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08-10-2008, 10:15 PM	#2146
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	The thread positively oozes sense. Poor whyme, in the path of it. I wish for thyme.
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08-10-2008, 10:17 PM	#2147
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, a lovely patch of thyme for your garden, at least I think it's thyme, maybe you better not actually eat any of it. I wish I could stay up all night.
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08-10-2008, 10:38 PM	#2148
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	Oh good, I wish for that too. Granted. (ok, slightly out of order, but s'alright. then I'll have company!) ... must. remain. coherent.
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08-11-2008, 10:05 AM	#2149
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	[Wish Nazi]Schwartzie! No wish for you![/Wish Nazi] I wish that Schwartzie wished the Ultimate Wish.
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08-11-2008, 03:53 PM	#2150
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	She did. I arrived in the forum. I wish I knew what to do with 50 lbs of ratatouille.
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