corrupt a wish - Page 75

**schwartzie** · 07-26-2008, 03:45 PM

very well. just this once you'all get a pass. enjoy.
I wish you well.

oops! ...Sir J!

omniscience is granted.
You are the perfect machine: 4F 6D 6E 69 73 63 69 65 6E 74, Sir.

You know all things:01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01100011 01101001 01100101 01101110 01110100

but still generously speak to the little people:
&#79 &#109 &#110 &#105 &#115 &#99 &#105 &#101 &#110 &#116

even nerds.
--- -- -. .. ... -.-. .. . -. -

**Fridays Child** · 07-26-2008, 03:59 PM

Granted. It's a gusher at the bottom of my garden, and I'm filthy rich. Woohoo. Oh, drat. It's not oil. Who put that septic tank there?!?

Let's see if I can get round this from another angle... I wish to be poor!

**Synamon** · 07-26-2008, 04:13 PM

Granted, you are poor. Hmmm, this wish corrupter is broken and won't let me corrupt, oh well. Lucky you, your wish gets to come true.

*unwraps and boots up new wish machine to replace the malfunctioning one*

Just for the heck of it I'll throw in the cardboard box that the new wish machine came in. No need to thank me. I'm sure you can decorate it up and make it homey.

I wish no good deed would go unpunished.

**Fridays Child** · 07-26-2008, 04:21 PM

Grr. Granted. You are rewarded with a brand new HOME. Who's a lucky girl, then? But save your newspapers... I hear those cardboard boxes can be mighty cold in the winter.

I wish this wish machine works better than the last one.

**JoeyDude** · 07-26-2008, 04:53 PM

Granted, yes this wish corrupter does work better because it has developed AI and is fooling you into thinking that it's broken, lulling you into a false sense of security while it's really waiting for the ultimate wish to be corrupted.

I wish this thread would finally die out.

**Fridays Child** · 07-26-2008, 06:23 PM

Granted. Demolition is scheduled for May 2032. Large green rubbish bags and a potato will be issued to each shareholder. Until then, we recommend looking away discreetly and working on Monte's math puzzler.

I wish I had a P-51 Mustang.

**nickasummers** · 07-26-2008, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by schwartzie
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very well. just this once you'all get a pass. enjoy.
I wish you well.

oops! ...Sir J!

omniscience is granted.
You are the perfect machine: 4F 6D 6E 69 73 63 69 65 6E 74, Sir.

You know all things:01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01100011 01101001 01100101 01101110 01110100

but still generously speak to the little people:
O m n i s c i e n t

even nerds.
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Raise your left hand if you can translate any of those, and your right if you are disturbed by that fact.

edit: how do you prevent it from "translating" the html?

**Fridays Child** · 07-26-2008, 07:22 PM

Sigh.

**schwartzie** · 07-26-2008, 08:46 PM

	Originally Posted by nickasummers To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Raise your left hand if you can translate any of those, and your right if you are disturbed by that fact. edit: how do you prevent it from "translating" the html?

ooooh yay! Nicka sprung the wee trap! *thinks--good luck getting out.*

erm...I mean...

Keeping with protocol, this commentary is deemed a wish:
Granted. You learn to prevent the translation when you acquire a mysterious instruction that directs you to back track to the post, read the fine print, follow the trail and you fearlessly experiment until you figure it out.

I wish you a good night!

ooooh.
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poor tubey thing ... in blatts a P-51 warbird all for you. It is the convenient size O and fits in your clever cigar box hangar. Whee!

**Synamon** · 07-26-2008, 09:22 PM

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granted, and a good night to all, sleep tight until the bed bugs bite, ouch.

I wish for no sleepless nights feverishly working on schwarties' code.

**ssrprotege** · 07-26-2008, 10:06 PM

Granted. But there is no schwartie in here. Wrong name entered = Error 0x0000000AF.

I wish I didn't have to use a cell phone.

**schwartzie** · 07-26-2008, 10:46 PM

granted. We have instead, ptt, mobile voip and satphones. ... must. talk....
I wish it was all so easy!

**Synamon** · 07-27-2008, 08:34 AM

Granted, it is easy but not cheap. Bring cash and lots of it.

I wish there were less consonants in schwartzie's name, I always mess it up.

**Fridays Child** · 07-27-2008, 08:40 AM

Granted. She will henceforth be known as "Wartie"... and it'll be all your fault.

I wish I had a good place to hide when she reads that.

**schwartzie** · 07-27-2008, 09:00 AM

granted, silly fc. You are in a good place. I've taken to making it 'wartz.

I selfishly wish it were evening so I could go play.

**Fridays Child** · 07-27-2008, 09:08 AM

Granted. It is evening, in Paris. Go play!

I wish I were as gracious as 'wartz.

**Lupin** · 07-27-2008, 12:52 PM

Granted. You are now called 'Gracious' but you do have warts. Can't have everything in life, didn't anyone tell you that.....well, if yes, it didn't go in too well
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* Lupin imagines where to locate the little blighters but is too polite to say
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Can we always tell the difference between banter and banter?

**Fridays Child** · 07-27-2008, 08:06 PM

Yes. One makes me think I'm tipsy.

And I get a free wish because Lupin didn't. Let's see... something about returning warts to sender... Ahem!

I wish to return this parcel.

**Lupin** · 07-27-2008, 10:24 PM

Granted. You return the parcel only to find that it boomerangs back as 'Return to Sender' in a never ending pass the parcel so in the end you decide to give the contents away....to science.

*sorry about the warts FC....hope they get better soon
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I wish for an enjoyable and lengthy American diner breakfast with scrambled eggs on rye bread, grilled tomatoes, hash browns and a side of spinach accompanied by green tea and The Economist. Oh and don't forget the ketchup....just a squeeze, mind
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**Synamon** · 07-27-2008, 10:44 PM

Granted, but you are not allowed to read The Economist in a diner, only the National Enquirer so you are asked to leave before your breakfast is even served. (spinach? really?)

Grrrrr food on this thread AGAIN and now I am going to bed hungry. Sigh. I wish I wasn't craving a English fry up breakfast as a late night snack. (Bacon, eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms with a buttered english muffin on the side, mmmm)

**Fridays Child** · 07-27-2008, 11:45 PM

Granted. You aren't craving an English fry up breakfast as a late night nibble. You are now craving spinach. With a side of spinach, and spinach on top. I think you might have those quads back...

I wish I had an apple.

**ssrprotege** · 07-28-2008, 12:13 AM

Granted. Now you are a dead Snow White.

I wish I didn't have to meet someone like Desdemona.

**Fridays Child** · 07-28-2008, 12:18 AM

Granted. Now you meet Attila the Hun's sister.

I wish this room wasn't so triangular.

**ssrprotege** · 07-28-2008, 12:36 AM

Granted. Now here comes Trinity (pun intended).

I wish I could use the psionic resonator.

**faedra** · 07-28-2008, 01:32 AM

Granted. Sure you can use it, if you can find one.

I wish I had a few hours' more free time every day.

07-26-2008, 03:45 PM	#1851
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	very well. just this once you'all get a pass. enjoy. I wish you well. oops! ...Sir J! omniscience is granted. You are the perfect machine: 4F 6D 6E 69 73 63 69 65 6E 74, Sir. You know all things:01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01100011 01101001 01100101 01101110 01110100 but still generously speak to the little people: &#79 &#109 &#110 &#105 &#115 &#99 &#105 &#101 &#110 &#116 even nerds. --- -- -. .. ... -.-. .. . -. - Last edited by schwartzie; 07-26-2008 at 04:26 PM. Reason: to declare my love for Philip M. Parker- http://faculty.insead.edu/parker/resume/personal.htm (click dictionary)
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07-26-2008, 03:59 PM	#1852
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. It's a gusher at the bottom of my garden, and I'm filthy rich. Woohoo. Oh, drat. It's not oil. Who put that septic tank there?!? Let's see if I can get round this from another angle... I wish to be poor!
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07-26-2008, 04:13 PM	#1853
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, you are poor. Hmmm, this wish corrupter is broken and won't let me corrupt, oh well. Lucky you, your wish gets to come true. unwraps and boots up new wish machine to replace the malfunctioning one Just for the heck of it I'll throw in the cardboard box that the new wish machine came in. No need to thank me. I'm sure you can decorate it up and make it homey. I wish no good deed would go unpunished.
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07-26-2008, 04:21 PM	#1854
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Grr. Granted. You are rewarded with a brand new HOME. Who's a lucky girl, then? But save your newspapers... I hear those cardboard boxes can be mighty cold in the winter. I wish this wish machine works better than the last one.
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07-26-2008, 04:53 PM	#1855
JoeyDude Member [05%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 213	Granted, yes this wish corrupter does work better because it has developed AI and is fooling you into thinking that it's broken, lulling you into a false sense of security while it's really waiting for the ultimate wish to be corrupted. I wish this thread would finally die out.
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07-26-2008, 06:23 PM	#1856
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Demolition is scheduled for May 2032. Large green rubbish bags and a potato will be issued to each shareholder. Until then, we recommend looking away discreetly and working on Monte's math puzzler. I wish I had a P-51 Mustang.
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07-26-2008, 07:22 PM	#1858
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Sigh.
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07-26-2008, 09:22 PM	#1860
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	A To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. granted, and a good night to all, sleep tight until the bed bugs bite, ouch. I wish for no sleepless nights feverishly working on schwarties' code.
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07-26-2008, 10:06 PM	#1861
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. But there is no schwartie in here. Wrong name entered = Error 0x0000000AF. I wish I didn't have to use a cell phone.
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07-26-2008, 10:46 PM	#1862
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. We have instead, ptt, mobile voip and satphones. ... must. talk.... I wish it was all so easy!
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07-27-2008, 08:34 AM	#1863
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, it is easy but not cheap. Bring cash and lots of it. I wish there were less consonants in schwartzie's name, I always mess it up.
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07-27-2008, 08:40 AM	#1864
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. She will henceforth be known as "Wartie"... and it'll be all your fault. I wish I had a good place to hide when she reads that.
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07-27-2008, 09:00 AM	#1865
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted, silly fc. You are in a good place. I've taken to making it 'wartz. I selfishly wish it were evening so I could go play.
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07-27-2008, 09:08 AM	#1866
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. It is evening, in Paris. Go play! I wish I were as gracious as 'wartz.
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07-27-2008, 12:52 PM	#1867
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. You are now called 'Gracious' but you do have warts. Can't have everything in life, didn't anyone tell you that.....well, if yes, it didn't go in too well To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . * Lupin imagines where to locate the little blighters but is too polite to say To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. * Can we always tell the difference between banter and banter?
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07-27-2008, 08:06 PM	#1868
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Yes. One makes me think I'm tipsy. And I get a free wish because Lupin didn't. Let's see... something about returning warts to sender... Ahem! I wish to return this parcel.
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07-27-2008, 10:24 PM	#1869
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. You return the parcel only to find that it boomerangs back as 'Return to Sender' in a never ending pass the parcel so in the end you decide to give the contents away....to science. sorry about the warts FC....hope they get better soon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* * I wish for an enjoyable and lengthy American diner breakfast with scrambled eggs on rye bread, grilled tomatoes, hash browns and a side of spinach accompanied by green tea and The Economist. Oh and don't forget the ketchup....just a squeeze, mind To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. .
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07-27-2008, 10:44 PM	#1870
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, but you are not allowed to read The Economist in a diner, only the National Enquirer so you are asked to leave before your breakfast is even served. (spinach? really?) Grrrrr food on this thread AGAIN and now I am going to bed hungry. Sigh. I wish I wasn't craving a English fry up breakfast as a late night snack. (Bacon, eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms with a buttered english muffin on the side, mmmm)
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07-27-2008, 11:45 PM	#1871
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. You aren't craving an English fry up breakfast as a late night nibble. You are now craving spinach. With a side of spinach, and spinach on top. I think you might have those quads back... I wish I had an apple.
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07-28-2008, 12:13 AM	#1872
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Now you are a dead Snow White. I wish I didn't have to meet someone like Desdemona.
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07-28-2008, 12:18 AM	#1873
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Now you meet Attila the Hun's sister. I wish this room wasn't so triangular.
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07-28-2008, 12:36 AM	#1874
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Now here comes Trinity (pun intended). I wish I could use the psionic resonator.
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07-28-2008, 01:32 AM	#1875
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	Granted. Sure you can use it, if you can find one. I wish I had a few hours' more free time every day.
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