corrupt a wish - Page 66

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 03:19 PM

Granted, and they sense your new liking of them and come from miles and miles to bite you.
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

edit: go away Lupin, to the south of France where it is sunny, but alas you will never compete with my lovely bronzedness, and will get skin cancer and die.

I wish I could sing.

**Wapiti** · 07-19-2008, 03:26 PM

Granted, you can sing but no one wants to hear you.

I wish that I really didn't give a rats ass.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 03:30 PM

Granted, you gave a raccoon's snout for a birthday present to your Mom instead, nice, real nice.

I wish I hadn't posted a lame Limerick.

**Lupin** · 07-19-2008, 03:37 PM

Granted. It wasn't lame it was just slightly in need of occupational therapy......

I wish you could come down to the south of France, Syn, you'd probably have a great time and wow the waiters with your charming ways.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 05:01 PM

Been there, done that, c'est tres bon. However; all kinds of unspeakable horrors befall you on our trip to the south of France, food poisoning from bad oysters (I did tell you not to eat them, July has no "r") followed by welts all over your body from the bedbugs (shame you lost the coin flip for the roll away cot), and last but not least a bery bad code (hands you a tissue). Actually it's starting to sound like pneumonia.

I wish all of you could come to my cabin and enjoy this perfect day.

**Wapiti** · 07-19-2008, 05:03 PM

I'll corrupt that wish by coming by. What hell you are in store for you could never imagine.....Lets get this party started, it's not my cabin.

I wish it was about 30F degress cooler.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 05:28 PM

Granted, just pushed you off the dock into the lake, nice and refreshing, until I held your head down and drowned you. Slop beer all over my floor, mutter, that'll teach you.

I wish I was nicer. LOL

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 06:42 PM

I can't grant that one. It isn't possible. Wait! No, that won't work, either. Sigh.

I wish I'd waited for the next wish.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 06:49 PM

LMAO, granted, next wish coming right up, it's the 3:45 to the Huggles thread, all aboard.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 06:54 PM

Granted. You know with stunning clarity precisely want you've always wished for. Except that whatever you wish for can't be had.

I wish my avatar didn't look quite so much like Macauley Culkin.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 06:57 PM

Does he have slugs for hair too? Oh sorry, granted, your avatar looks nothing like Macauley Culkin, but an awful lot like his sister.

I wish I didn't have nightmares about your avatar.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 07:00 PM

Granted. Now you can go to the limericks thread and have nightmares about that, instead.

I wish all coins had chocolate inside.

**Wapiti** · 07-19-2008, 07:07 PM

They do, duh. OMG you're an idiot.

I wish burritos were 3 feet long and tasted like candy.

**ssrprotege** · 07-19-2008, 07:09 PM

Granted. Now you should go to the dentists.

I wish I could implant my laptop in my hand, in a form of chip.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 07:38 PM

Granted. The mouse is implanted in the other hand, in the form of a fish. Clap... and there's dinner. Pass the malt vinegar.

I wish I had known about the coins before I threw them in the fountain.

**Linwenilid** · 07-19-2008, 11:36 PM

Granted. But it was so hot that they all melted in your hands and when you tried to wash your hands in the fountain, people thought you were going to steal the real coins in there, and got you arrested, or at least nagged by a policeman.

I wish food appeared magically besides me so I wouldn't have to cook, ever.

**Lupin** · 07-20-2008, 01:55 AM

Granted. Food appears magically then disappears into the ether just as magically, it's sort of a hallucination or mirage coming in and out of focus....just as your pupils begin to dilate, the saliva begins to seep into your mouth, your pancreas gets ready to pump, and your bile duct sphinctre opens to release the juices into your stomach in anticipation of receiving the goodies.....err...there gone. Shame really. *but isn't anticipation a wondrous thing....?* Get back to slaving over the hot stove!

I wish for better portion control when it comes to my unhealthy interest in fatty, sugary foods......

**bladeserver** · 07-20-2008, 02:33 AM

Granted. Don't worry help is at hand. That debilitating disease you picked up while you were at Sangatte will soon manifest itself and dreams of cakes and Cod and chips will soon be a thing of the past.

I wish I could be a full member of this marvellous group of wits. When do i get upgraded from my half membership?

**Lupin** · 07-20-2008, 02:57 AM

Granted. Full membership from halfwit to the full Monty arrives when you least expect it as it's given subjectively by the powers that be on this 'ere forum. It's the waiting and wishing and hoping with the notion of surprise that teases you and toys with you. Will it be now or later, today or next week, sometime soon or never? Only the universe knows..........you, of course, will just have to wait a little longer to find out........
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
. Slightly warm in here, isn't it?

I wish I could brave the lido.....think a splash might do me the world of good.

**bladeserver** · 07-20-2008, 03:06 AM

Granted. Sorry I am a bit full of sleeposity today so you find yourself splashing around on a ludo board. Well what do expect from an apprentice wit? I can't stand the waiting I tell you.

I wish my one slice of battenberg cake would go forth and multiply without me actually having to go to the bloody shops.

**Lupin** · 07-20-2008, 03:17 AM

Granted. The Battenberg fairy arrives with a new batch of marzipan enveloped pink and yellow squares of sponge squidged together with a light spreading of jam and dusted everso lightly with a little caster sugar. But she's the new girl and gets the address wrong so delivers it to Mr Blade, The Balcony, Canterbury, New Zealand. Easy mistake to make....so, after all that, you'll have to go down "The Bloody Shops" (rather like "The Shambles" in York but somehow, different!).

I wish I'd never heard of Mr Kipling.....he's been exceedingly well-marketed.

**bladeserver** · 07-20-2008, 03:24 AM

Granted. But I'm sorry it is far too late for you my dear. Pull back the curtain and see the devil incarnate aka Mr. Kipling with trays full of delicacies.

"Yoohoo up there. You know you want them and, wink, you can eat them all without any ill effects (throws advertising standards book in bin). Each 0 calorie treat was handmaid by Moldovan peasants and the Mr. kipling company, and you (big smile), are doing wonders in combatting world hunger. We have adopted a Moldovan child in your name.
So eat up and we can all be merry. Its for the children."

I wish I was fantastically less podgy.

**Beery Swine** · 07-20-2008, 03:29 AM

Granted. You are now Kate Moss. Have fun with your puke finger. I also hope you weren't fond of your tooth enamel. Or your bones' structural integrity

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive just so he could reprise his Joker character in a sequel.

**Lupin** · 07-20-2008, 03:33 AM

Granted. You are fantastically less podgy but still have your "love handles" to please the ladies
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
.

*there isn't a girl I know who really prefers skin and bone to a warm, well-covered body so take heart if your six-pack's more like a couple of wine boxes*.

I wish I didn't have to get on with my thesis.....

*as logging off is so very hard to do, oo oo oo oo, so make it easy on yourself (cue for a song), keep wearing your elasticated shorts and have another slice of Battenberg.....I would*

**bladeserver** · 07-20-2008, 09:25 AM

Granted. You don't have to and in two years time you find I have taken all of your best ideas and now bask in worldwide acclaim. You sink into a dark pit of despair fueled by Gin and kipling cakes. A very sad sight.

I wish i knew what I knew.

07-19-2008, 03:19 PM	#1626
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, and they sense your new liking of them and come from miles and miles to bite you. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. edit: go away Lupin, to the south of France where it is sunny, but alas you will never compete with my lovely bronzedness, and will get skin cancer and die. I wish I could sing. Last edited by Synamon; 07-19-2008 at 03:20 PM. Reason: Lupin beat me to the punch
Synamon is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 03:26 PM	#1627
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted, you can sing but no one wants to hear you. I wish that I really didn't give a rats ass.
Wapiti is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 03:30 PM	#1628
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, you gave a raccoon's snout for a birthday present to your Mom instead, nice, real nice. I wish I hadn't posted a lame Limerick.
Synamon is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 03:37 PM	#1629
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. It wasn't lame it was just slightly in need of occupational therapy...... I wish you could come down to the south of France, Syn, you'd probably have a great time and wow the waiters with your charming ways.
Lupin is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 05:01 PM	#1630
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Been there, done that, c'est tres bon. However; all kinds of unspeakable horrors befall you on our trip to the south of France, food poisoning from bad oysters (I did tell you not to eat them, July has no "r") followed by welts all over your body from the bedbugs (shame you lost the coin flip for the roll away cot), and last but not least a bery bad code (hands you a tissue). Actually it's starting to sound like pneumonia. I wish all of you could come to my cabin and enjoy this perfect day.
Synamon is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 05:03 PM	#1631
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	I'll corrupt that wish by coming by. What hell you are in store for you could never imagine.....Lets get this party started, it's not my cabin. I wish it was about 30F degress cooler.
Wapiti is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 05:28 PM	#1632
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, just pushed you off the dock into the lake, nice and refreshing, until I held your head down and drowned you. Slop beer all over my floor, mutter, that'll teach you. I wish I was nicer. LOL
Synamon is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 06:42 PM	#1633
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	I can't grant that one. It isn't possible. Wait! No, that won't work, either. Sigh. I wish I'd waited for the next wish.
Fridays Child is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 06:49 PM	#1634
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	LMAO, granted, next wish coming right up, it's the 3:45 to the Huggles thread, all aboard. I wish I knew what to wish for.
Synamon is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 06:54 PM	#1635
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. You know with stunning clarity precisely want you've always wished for. Except that whatever you wish for can't be had. I wish my avatar didn't look quite so much like Macauley Culkin.
Fridays Child is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 06:57 PM	#1636
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Does he have slugs for hair too? Oh sorry, granted, your avatar looks nothing like Macauley Culkin, but an awful lot like his sister. I wish I didn't have nightmares about your avatar.
Synamon is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 07:00 PM	#1637
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Now you can go to the limericks thread and have nightmares about that, instead. I wish all coins had chocolate inside.
Fridays Child is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 07:07 PM	#1638
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	They do, duh. OMG you're an idiot. I wish burritos were 3 feet long and tasted like candy.
Wapiti is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 07:09 PM	#1639
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Now you should go to the dentists. I wish I could implant my laptop in my hand, in a form of chip.
ssrprotege is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 07:38 PM	#1640
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. The mouse is implanted in the other hand, in the form of a fish. Clap... and there's dinner. Pass the malt vinegar. I wish I had known about the coins before I threw them in the fountain.
Fridays Child is offline post a comment

07-19-2008, 11:36 PM	#1641
Linwenilid Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 918	Granted. But it was so hot that they all melted in your hands and when you tried to wash your hands in the fountain, people thought you were going to steal the real coins in there, and got you arrested, or at least nagged by a policeman. I wish food appeared magically besides me so I wouldn't have to cook, ever.
Linwenilid is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 01:55 AM	#1642
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. Food appears magically then disappears into the ether just as magically, it's sort of a hallucination or mirage coming in and out of focus....just as your pupils begin to dilate, the saliva begins to seep into your mouth, your pancreas gets ready to pump, and your bile duct sphinctre opens to release the juices into your stomach in anticipation of receiving the goodies.....err...there gone. Shame really. but isn't anticipation a wondrous thing....? Get back to slaving over the hot stove! I wish for better portion control when it comes to my unhealthy interest in fatty, sugary foods......
Lupin is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 02:33 AM	#1643
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. Don't worry help is at hand. That debilitating disease you picked up while you were at Sangatte will soon manifest itself and dreams of cakes and Cod and chips will soon be a thing of the past. I wish I could be a full member of this marvellous group of wits. When do i get upgraded from my half membership?
bladeserver is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 02:57 AM	#1644
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. Full membership from halfwit to the full Monty arrives when you least expect it as it's given subjectively by the powers that be on this 'ere forum. It's the waiting and wishing and hoping with the notion of surprise that teases you and toys with you. Will it be now or later, today or next week, sometime soon or never? Only the universe knows..........you, of course, will just have to wait a little longer to find out........ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Slightly warm in here, isn't it? I wish I could brave the lido.....think a splash might do me the world of good.
Lupin is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 03:06 AM	#1645
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. Sorry I am a bit full of sleeposity today so you find yourself splashing around on a ludo board. Well what do expect from an apprentice wit? I can't stand the waiting I tell you. I wish my one slice of battenberg cake would go forth and multiply without me actually having to go to the bloody shops.
bladeserver is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 03:17 AM	#1646
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. The Battenberg fairy arrives with a new batch of marzipan enveloped pink and yellow squares of sponge squidged together with a light spreading of jam and dusted everso lightly with a little caster sugar. But she's the new girl and gets the address wrong so delivers it to Mr Blade, The Balcony, Canterbury, New Zealand. Easy mistake to make....so, after all that, you'll have to go down "The Bloody Shops" (rather like "The Shambles" in York but somehow, different!). I wish I'd never heard of Mr Kipling.....he's been exceedingly well-marketed.
Lupin is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 03:24 AM	#1647
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. But I'm sorry it is far too late for you my dear. Pull back the curtain and see the devil incarnate aka Mr. Kipling with trays full of delicacies. "Yoohoo up there. You know you want them and, wink, you can eat them all without any ill effects (throws advertising standards book in bin). Each 0 calorie treat was handmaid by Moldovan peasants and the Mr. kipling company, and you (big smile), are doing wonders in combatting world hunger. We have adopted a Moldovan child in your name. So eat up and we can all be merry. Its for the children." I wish I was fantastically less podgy.
bladeserver is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 03:29 AM	#1648
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Granted. You are now Kate Moss. Have fun with your puke finger. I also hope you weren't fond of your tooth enamel. Or your bones' structural integrity I wish Heath Ledger was still alive just so he could reprise his Joker character in a sequel.
Beery Swine is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 03:33 AM	#1649
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. You are fantastically less podgy but still have your "love handles" to please the ladies To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . there isn't a girl I know who really prefers skin and bone to a warm, well-covered body so take heart if your six-pack's more like a couple of wine boxes. I wish I didn't have to get on with my thesis..... as logging off is so very hard to do, oo oo oo oo, so make it easy on yourself (cue for a song), keep wearing your elasticated shorts and have another slice of Battenberg.....I would
Lupin is offline post a comment

07-20-2008, 09:25 AM	#1650
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. You don't have to and in two years time you find I have taken all of your best ideas and now bask in worldwide acclaim. You sink into a dark pit of despair fueled by Gin and kipling cakes. A very sad sight. I wish i knew what I knew.
bladeserver is offline post a comment