corrupt a wish - Page 65

**Synamon** · 07-18-2008, 10:32 PM

Broken eyebrow pencil? ROFL

Oh sorry, granted one root beer float. (laughing too hard to actually read your wish right)

I wish you would share.

**faedra** · 07-19-2008, 07:26 AM

Sure, you're welcome to my plate of sea cucumber.

I wish sea cucumbers were more accurately named.

**bladeserver** · 07-19-2008, 10:21 AM

Well I happen to be a world expert on this echinoderm of the class Holothuroidea. Lucky you. What a good point you make and I also recently brought it up at the Echinofest in Los Angeles.
Based on this critical feature The body contains a single, branched gonad. i have suggested we rename it the Sea Gonad. I can assure you this is in hand and you will hear no more of the sea cucumber.

I wish i hadn't fallen over that sleeping policeman.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 10:29 AM

Granted. He was never asleep, and you now have several days of enforced solitude to come to grips with those Sea Gonads.

I wish I had the money to bail you out.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 10:34 AM

Granted, you have the money but choose not to bail him out, sorry Blade, a couple of days incarcerated will probably do you good.

I wish I didn't actually want to lock Blade up. (he locked me up in a story we once wrote so he does deserve it, really)

**bladeserver** · 07-19-2008, 10:38 AM

Granted. You now wish, instead, to shower me with roses and complements. Fish and chips wouldn't be bad either.

I wish I could complete stories.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 10:41 AM

Granted. Your conscience is now clear, and we can go spend all the money I saved by not bailing him out. Meet you at The Crown.

I wish I were there now.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 10:43 AM

Granted, I will nag you incessantly until you finish your story, and eat all your broccoli. (for blade)

edit: granted, you are at The Crown, but it's not open yet because it is time for my breakfast. (for FC)

I wish I wasn't eating this piece of pie for breakfast. (all your fault blade and FC)

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 10:50 AM

Granted. The pie is now eating you.

I wish I couldn't picture that so easily.

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-19-2008, 11:59 AM

Granted. You can;t picture it so easily because you have been eaten by a pie. Good luck getting out.

I wish vacuum cleaners were more quiet.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 01:03 PM

Granted. Nature (and I) abhor a vacuum, anyway. However, you missed a spot... and I think it's measles.

Does a vacuum ever need cleaning?

(edit) With thanks to bladeserver for question-to-wish conversion.

**bladeserver** · 07-19-2008, 01:53 PM

I have granted your wish to have your question answered.

Yes madame regular vacuums do but not my revolutionary Bladeserver supreme (tm) which has its own built in nuclear scrubbers (the non dangerous kind of nuclear naturally). You just need to change the vacuum fuel rods every 4 years and everything should be just fine. If you miss this deadline don't panic. Just call our helpline and we will help with evacuation.

I wish Disney would re-instate Pluto.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 02:11 PM

Granted, and in your honor they have named you the first ambassador to Pluto, pack light, that nose cone ain't big. BLASTOFF!!! *waves*

I wish I could stay here forever.

**bladeserver** · 07-19-2008, 02:17 PM

Granted. You can but i DID warn you about standing underneath a launch. However I do love the new frizzy slightly burned hairdo.

I wish I could stay here forever eating fish and chips and being content.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 02:22 PM

Poof, you are now a shark (so you can eat fish forever). Only one wish to a customer btw. You better figure out some way to make it to the ocean, and fast.

I wish I had some of your chips, you don't need them now anyway.

**bladeserver** · 07-19-2008, 02:27 PM

Granted. You have all my chips and you run them up to a significant fortune in Vegas. Alas you then decide to bet them all in a head to head match of hold em and I, obviously, win the pot. Alas, alack.

I wish i didn't have hair growing on my palms.

**Lupin** · 07-19-2008, 02:36 PM

Granted. You now longer have growing on your palms (thanks to the all-in-one 'back, sack, crack and palm' epilation treatment....only for the bravest of beauticians....small piece of wood to bite on provided gratis) but you do continue rambling to yourself and dribbling slightly which is equally disconcerting to the other executives in the Board Room.

I wish the water was tepid at the lido.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 02:39 PM

Welcome back Lupin, granted, and I'll even throw in rank, phew, that is nasty water. Enjoy!

Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

**bladeserver** · 07-19-2008, 02:45 PM

Granted. I am gorgeous and my palm hair is gone (WB Lupin we missed you
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I wish could touch this vaulted victorian celing.

**Wapiti** · 07-19-2008, 02:46 PM

Granted, The weather is as beautiful as me and it's here - you're in for the worst storm of your life, whatever that means - and you just touched the ceiling cause I'm too slow and don't feel like erasing anything.

I wish this $h!t was over.

**Lupin** · 07-19-2008, 02:54 PM

Granted. The $h!t is definitely over but there's a steaming pile of crap with your name on it just around the corner so I would head off pretty sharpish to avoid attracting even more flies.

I wish I knew my own strength.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 03:04 PM

Granted. Let me know when you want out of the rack.

I wish I could edit real life, too.

**Wapiti** · 07-19-2008, 03:05 PM

Granted, You can edit real life but you manage to screw up the edits as well as you screw up the real thing.

I wish the seat fit better.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 03:11 PM

Granted. Comfy? Now you are lowered into the volcano for seismic analysis.

I wish I liked spiders.

**Lupin** · 07-19-2008, 03:17 PM

Granted. You now like spiders and, rather oddly, spiders REALLY like you. What's that on your shoulder......!

*I wrote that and even I just looked !!*

I wish London weather would perk up

*need a slight bronzing to keep up with the gorgeous Blade and delectable Syn....thanks for the WB
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07-18-2008, 10:32 PM	#1601
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Broken eyebrow pencil? ROFL Oh sorry, granted one root beer float. (laughing too hard to actually read your wish right) I wish you would share.
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07-19-2008, 07:26 AM	#1602
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	Sure, you're welcome to my plate of sea cucumber. I wish sea cucumbers were more accurately named.
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07-19-2008, 10:21 AM	#1603
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Well I happen to be a world expert on this echinoderm of the class Holothuroidea. Lucky you. What a good point you make and I also recently brought it up at the Echinofest in Los Angeles. Based on this critical feature The body contains a single, branched gonad. i have suggested we rename it the Sea Gonad. I can assure you this is in hand and you will hear no more of the sea cucumber. I wish i hadn't fallen over that sleeping policeman.
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07-19-2008, 10:29 AM	#1604
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. He was never asleep, and you now have several days of enforced solitude to come to grips with those Sea Gonads. I wish I had the money to bail you out.
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07-19-2008, 10:34 AM	#1605
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, you have the money but choose not to bail him out, sorry Blade, a couple of days incarcerated will probably do you good. I wish I didn't actually want to lock Blade up. (he locked me up in a story we once wrote so he does deserve it, really)
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07-19-2008, 10:38 AM	#1606
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. You now wish, instead, to shower me with roses and complements. Fish and chips wouldn't be bad either. I wish I could complete stories.
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07-19-2008, 10:41 AM	#1607
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Your conscience is now clear, and we can go spend all the money I saved by not bailing him out. Meet you at The Crown. I wish I were there now. Last edited by Fridays Child; 07-19-2008 at 10:43 AM. Reason: AACK! missed the MINE button
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07-19-2008, 10:43 AM	#1608
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, I will nag you incessantly until you finish your story, and eat all your broccoli. (for blade) edit: granted, you are at The Crown, but it's not open yet because it is time for my breakfast. (for FC) I wish I wasn't eating this piece of pie for breakfast. (all your fault blade and FC) Last edited by Synamon; 07-19-2008 at 10:45 AM. Reason: had to corrupt FC's wish too
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07-19-2008, 10:50 AM	#1609
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. The pie is now eating you. I wish I couldn't picture that so easily.
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07-19-2008, 11:59 AM	#1610
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	Granted. You can;t picture it so easily because you have been eaten by a pie. Good luck getting out. I wish vacuum cleaners were more quiet.
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07-19-2008, 01:03 PM	#1611
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Nature (and I) abhor a vacuum, anyway. However, you missed a spot... and I think it's measles. Does a vacuum ever need cleaning? (edit) With thanks to bladeserver for question-to-wish conversion. Last edited by Fridays Child; 07-19-2008 at 02:58 PM. Reason: tripped over a thread!
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07-19-2008, 01:53 PM	#1612
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	I have granted your wish to have your question answered. Yes madame regular vacuums do but not my revolutionary Bladeserver supreme (tm) which has its own built in nuclear scrubbers (the non dangerous kind of nuclear naturally). You just need to change the vacuum fuel rods every 4 years and everything should be just fine. If you miss this deadline don't panic. Just call our helpline and we will help with evacuation. I wish Disney would re-instate Pluto. Last edited by bladeserver; 07-19-2008 at 01:54 PM. Reason: spelling sucked
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07-19-2008, 02:11 PM	#1613
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Granted, and in your honor they have named you the first ambassador to Pluto, pack light, that nose cone ain't big. BLASTOFF!!! waves I wish I could stay here forever.
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07-19-2008, 02:17 PM	#1614
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. You can but i DID warn you about standing underneath a launch. However I do love the new frizzy slightly burned hairdo. I wish I could stay here forever eating fish and chips and being content.
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07-19-2008, 02:22 PM	#1615
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Poof, you are now a shark (so you can eat fish forever). Only one wish to a customer btw. You better figure out some way to make it to the ocean, and fast. I wish I had some of your chips, you don't need them now anyway.
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07-19-2008, 02:27 PM	#1616
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. You have all my chips and you run them up to a significant fortune in Vegas. Alas you then decide to bet them all in a head to head match of hold em and I, obviously, win the pot. Alas, alack. I wish i didn't have hair growing on my palms.
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07-19-2008, 02:36 PM	#1617
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. You now longer have growing on your palms (thanks to the all-in-one 'back, sack, crack and palm' epilation treatment....only for the bravest of beauticians....small piece of wood to bite on provided gratis) but you do continue rambling to yourself and dribbling slightly which is equally disconcerting to the other executives in the Board Room. I wish the water was tepid at the lido.
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07-19-2008, 02:39 PM	#1618
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Welcome back Lupin, granted, and I'll even throw in rank, phew, that is nasty water. Enjoy! Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
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07-19-2008, 02:45 PM	#1619
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. I am gorgeous and my palm hair is gone (WB Lupin we missed you To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ). I wish could touch this vaulted victorian celing.
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07-19-2008, 02:46 PM	#1620
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted, The weather is as beautiful as me and it's here - you're in for the worst storm of your life, whatever that means - and you just touched the ceiling cause I'm too slow and don't feel like erasing anything. I wish this $h!t was over.
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07-19-2008, 02:54 PM	#1621
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. The $h!t is definitely over but there's a steaming pile of crap with your name on it just around the corner so I would head off pretty sharpish to avoid attracting even more flies. I wish I knew my own strength.
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07-19-2008, 03:04 PM	#1622
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Let me know when you want out of the rack. I wish I could edit real life, too.
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07-19-2008, 03:05 PM	#1623
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted, You can edit real life but you manage to screw up the edits as well as you screw up the real thing. I wish the seat fit better.
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07-19-2008, 03:11 PM	#1624
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Granted. Comfy? Now you are lowered into the volcano for seismic analysis. I wish I liked spiders.
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07-19-2008, 03:17 PM	#1625
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Granted. You now like spiders and, rather oddly, spiders REALLY like you. What's that on your shoulder......! I wrote that and even I just looked !! I wish London weather would perk up need a slight bronzing to keep up with the gorgeous Blade and delectable Syn....thanks for the WB To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* *
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