corrupt a wish - Page 596

**wrongjargon** · 06-21-2012, 10:33 AM

Granted. You are forever wet and can only ever wear a towel.

I wish I was a supervillain, complete with a super secret lair, and minions.

**gracious** · 06-21-2012, 01:31 PM

Granted. You are the queen of the ant colony in my backyard. The Raid never seems to kill all of you so enjoy your reign until winter.

I wish I had a forcefield around my house to keep ants away.

thebrainpolice · 06-21-2012, 01:55 PM

Granted, but the radiation from the forcefield causes the spiders on your lawn to mutate into giants that can shoot laserbeams out of their eyes.

I wish mutant spiders would attack the people who bullied me in elementary school.

**DeepThought** · 06-21-2012, 03:09 PM

Granted. But the mutation only served to render the spiders small and harmless. All were destroyed in the attack with no discernible damage done to the intended targets.

I wish I had a flying car.

**zeroemission** · 06-21-2012, 03:59 PM

granted... now stop text...

i wish i had an average boring life

**DeepThought** · 06-21-2012, 05:21 PM

Granted. You now do. You are bored to tears.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

**IronSulfide** · 06-21-2012, 05:41 PM

Granted. You have the ability to pull sharp objects towards your body at alarming speed.

I wish I had fangs.

**JasonINTJ** · 06-21-2012, 05:45 PM

Granted. You have fangs -- in your ass.

I wish frogs could dance.

**MikeAZ** · 06-21-2012, 05:54 PM

Granted. But only you can see them.

I wish I had better electronics

**DeepThought** · 06-21-2012, 05:54 PM

Granted. You bedroom is now full of croaking and dancing frogs.

I wish I knew the secret for reconciling the theory of relativity with quantum theory.

**MikeAZ** · 06-21-2012, 05:57 PM

Granted, but you were snaked and are just a footnote in history.

I wish I was 200 years old in great health.

**DeepThought** · 06-21-2012, 06:07 PM

Granted, but now the local villagers all think you are a vampire. They are on their way with pitchforks, mallets, and a bunch of wooden stakes.

I wish my work was done the moment I desired it to be.

**zeroemission** · 06-21-2012, 07:17 PM

granted: now you've been replaced by a robot and only have "collect star trek memorabilia" left to put on your resume

i wish i wasn't in the business of building useless trivia robots that work in comic book stores

**wrongjargon** · 06-21-2012, 07:45 PM

Granted. You are now a comic book store clerk.

If a train is moving north at 50km/h, what is the speed of a cheetah?

**zeroemission** · 06-21-2012, 07:47 PM

E=MC2

did i lose my train of thought there?

**DeepThought** · 06-21-2012, 08:10 PM

Looks like this thread has devolved.

I wish it were back on track.

**zeroemission** · 06-21-2012, 09:52 PM

granted. now you've evolved into an 87 pond grey skinned, big headed creature with big featureless black eyes & man, did you pick the wrong day to take the area 51 guided tour!

my first wish is to be warned of the unforeseen ironic consequences of my next two wishes before i make them final

**venuspop** · 06-21-2012, 10:23 PM

Granted. They are final and no warning is forthcoming.

I wish you good luck.

**DeepThought** · 06-22-2012, 06:45 AM

ZE's luck is good, but everyone he knows and cares about suddenly encounter one bad luck experience after another. They are soon either insanely jealous or constantly begging ZE for assistance.

I wish the next poster good luck.

**zeroemission** · 06-22-2012, 10:46 AM

granted, but i already have too much luck. now the genie tribunal has declared enough is enough. gee, thanks for nothing there buddy.

i wish there were more INTJs here, more INTJs i say

**MikeAZ** · 06-22-2012, 02:30 PM

Granted, everyone who reads Dr. Seuss comes here as an INTJ and all posts now rhyme.

I Wish I was great at basketball or at least was seven feet tall.

**silvercrystal07** · 06-22-2012, 02:45 PM

Granted. You are now seven feet tall, on six feet stilts. And then they broke.

I wish I could eat all the ice cream I want.

**MikeAZ** · 06-22-2012, 02:55 PM

Granted, you now weigh 500 pounds.

I wish I was a better driver.

**zeroemission** · 06-22-2012, 02:55 PM

^^ granted: now you can't eat anything but ice cream, have a 24/7 ice cream headache that never goes away

^ granted: you should have been more specific though as you drive everyone crazy

i wish people didn't pretend so much

**MikeAZ** · 06-22-2012, 03:03 PM

Granted, we all become INTJs and stop breeding.

I wish I could always judge exactly where my car was and where it would be in the next few moments.

06-21-2012, 10:33 AM	#14876
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	Granted. You are forever wet and can only ever wear a towel. I wish I was a supervillain, complete with a super secret lair, and minions.
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06-21-2012, 01:31 PM	#14877
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Granted. You are the queen of the ant colony in my backyard. The Raid never seems to kill all of you so enjoy your reign until winter. I wish I had a forcefield around my house to keep ants away.
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06-21-2012, 01:55 PM	#14878
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Granted, but the radiation from the forcefield causes the spiders on your lawn to mutate into giants that can shoot laserbeams out of their eyes. I wish mutant spiders would attack the people who bullied me in elementary school.
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06-21-2012, 03:09 PM	#14879
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted. But the mutation only served to render the spiders small and harmless. All were destroyed in the attack with no discernible damage done to the intended targets. I wish I had a flying car.
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06-21-2012, 03:59 PM	#14880
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,073	granted... now stop text... i wish i had an average boring life
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06-21-2012, 05:21 PM	#14881
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted. You now do. You are bored to tears. I wish I had telekinetic powers.
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06-21-2012, 05:41 PM	#14882
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted. You have the ability to pull sharp objects towards your body at alarming speed. I wish I had fangs.
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06-21-2012, 05:45 PM	#14883
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Granted. You have fangs -- in your ass. I wish frogs could dance.
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06-21-2012, 05:54 PM	#14884
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Granted. But only you can see them. I wish I had better electronics
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06-21-2012, 05:54 PM	#14885
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted. You bedroom is now full of croaking and dancing frogs. I wish I knew the secret for reconciling the theory of relativity with quantum theory.
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06-21-2012, 05:57 PM	#14886
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Granted, but you were snaked and are just a footnote in history. I wish I was 200 years old in great health.
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06-21-2012, 06:07 PM	#14887
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted, but now the local villagers all think you are a vampire. They are on their way with pitchforks, mallets, and a bunch of wooden stakes. I wish my work was done the moment I desired it to be.
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06-21-2012, 07:17 PM	#14888
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,073	granted: now you've been replaced by a robot and only have "collect star trek memorabilia" left to put on your resume i wish i wasn't in the business of building useless trivia robots that work in comic book stores
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06-21-2012, 07:45 PM	#14889
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	Granted. You are now a comic book store clerk. If a train is moving north at 50km/h, what is the speed of a cheetah?
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06-21-2012, 07:47 PM	#14890
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,073	E=MC2 did i lose my train of thought there?
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06-21-2012, 08:10 PM	#14891
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Looks like this thread has devolved. I wish it were back on track.
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06-21-2012, 09:52 PM	#14892
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,073	granted. now you've evolved into an 87 pond grey skinned, big headed creature with big featureless black eyes & man, did you pick the wrong day to take the area 51 guided tour! my first wish is to be warned of the unforeseen ironic consequences of my next two wishes before i make them final
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06-21-2012, 10:23 PM	#14893
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted. They are final and no warning is forthcoming. I wish you good luck.
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06-22-2012, 06:45 AM	#14894
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	ZE's luck is good, but everyone he knows and cares about suddenly encounter one bad luck experience after another. They are soon either insanely jealous or constantly begging ZE for assistance. I wish the next poster good luck.
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06-22-2012, 10:46 AM	#14895
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,073	granted, but i already have too much luck. now the genie tribunal has declared enough is enough. gee, thanks for nothing there buddy. i wish there were more INTJs here, more INTJs i say
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06-22-2012, 02:30 PM	#14896
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Granted, everyone who reads Dr. Seuss comes here as an INTJ and all posts now rhyme. I Wish I was great at basketball or at least was seven feet tall.
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06-22-2012, 02:45 PM	#14897
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	Granted. You are now seven feet tall, on six feet stilts. And then they broke. I wish I could eat all the ice cream I want.
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06-22-2012, 02:55 PM	#14898
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Granted, you now weigh 500 pounds. I wish I was a better driver.
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06-22-2012, 02:55 PM	#14899
zeroemission Core Member [126%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,073	^^ granted: now you can't eat anything but ice cream, have a 24/7 ice cream headache that never goes away ^ granted: you should have been more specific though as you drive everyone crazy i wish people didn't pretend so much
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06-22-2012, 03:03 PM	#14900
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Granted, we all become INTJs and stop breeding. I wish I could always judge exactly where my car was and where it would be in the next few moments.
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