corrupt a wish - Page 58

**Liason** · 07-09-2008, 08:27 AM

granted, but it was on a night when he was human with black hair.

I wish I had more available resources to research with.

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-09-2008, 08:32 AM

Granted. You now have Wikipedia in tangible volumes. Enjoy.

I wish I was flat chested

**rwyatt365** · 07-09-2008, 08:35 AM

Granted, you have just contracted a severe case of inverted breasts. You are now flat-chested, soon to develop massive indentations in your chest. Your destiny is to become the first person with a -42D cup.

I wish I could get that picture out of my head.

**bladeserver** · 07-09-2008, 08:36 AM

Granted. In exchange I have inserted a picture of A-rod and Madonna. Have fun.

I wish i was a better thread.

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-09-2008, 09:04 AM

Granted. You are a better thread. The ladies at the National Seamstress Association love what you do for trousers.

I wish I could wear tube tops

**Liason** · 07-09-2008, 10:48 AM

granted. you are now so skinny you can wear them, but you are 87 years old.

I wish I knew Farsi

**lollardy2000** · 07-09-2008, 11:43 AM

Granted. Your expert knowledge of Farsi leads to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad kidnapping you to become a spy for the Iranians. You are brainwashed, but while on duty in rural Virginia, some
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blows your cover when he says to the local sheriff "that man sounds like he speakin' A-ray-bik!" Since ignorance, as well as misery, loves company, you are
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as the "American Farsian," which archeologists one thousand years in the future will interpret as slang for "farting martian."

I wish I had a brain.

**bladeserver** · 07-09-2008, 12:39 PM

Granted. I gave you an INTJ brain but it malfunctioned in your cranium.

I wish the pool would stay filled.

**Liason** · 07-09-2008, 12:40 PM

granted. the sun burns out and there is no evaporation. Everyone dies.

I wish I had a higher IQ than my current 142

**lollardy2000** · 07-09-2008, 01:01 PM

Granted. I gave you an ENTJ brain but it malfunctioned in your cranium.

I wish the pool would stay empty to save water and kill mosquitos.

**Beery Swine** · 07-09-2008, 05:07 PM

Granted, but because you didn't specify which pool, all pools have been emptied to ensure wish fulfillment, including all gene pools, which means alll species on this planet are now dying off, one by one, I'm afraid, for diversity is vital to a strong gene pool.

I wish my tongue was thirteen inches longer.

**Liason** · 07-09-2008, 08:08 PM

Granted, except now you are a rare breed of snake and most of your tongue is inside your body.

I wish ESTJ's would shut up.

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-09-2008, 11:20 PM

Granted. All ENTJs don't talk so are now INTJs. We are no longer the cool minority. Rats.

I wish Democracy was real.

**Beery Swine** · 07-09-2008, 11:29 PM

Granted. Now a mere 20% of the people can determine the fate of the other 80%, so long as the other factions don't comprise more than 19% of the population individually, and guess what? They have decreed the United States a Christian Theocracy headed by Pat Robertson! Woohoo! You best put your bonnet on and get to churning that butter.

I wish my fingers didn't still smell like ham and onions.

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-09-2008, 11:44 PM

Granted. THey now smell like chitterlings and chives. don't touch me.

I wish for pot roast.

**Sara27** · 07-10-2008, 12:50 AM

Granted. The pot roast gives you a mutated form of E. coli O157:H7 and you spend the rest of your life running to the bathroom every 3 minutes due to explosive diarrea.

I wish never to have money issues.

**schwartzie** · 07-10-2008, 01:17 AM

granted. You suffer a massive stroke and are pretty much oblivious to everything. No money issues for you.

I wish for clear skies today!

**ssrprotege** · 07-10-2008, 01:29 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, you fainted on the street, as the sunlight was very, very strong...someone call 911 for schwartzie!

I wish I could fly to Berlin to meet
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**schwartzie** · 07-10-2008, 01:37 AM

granted. You COULD fly to berlin, but decide not to, after you are overwhelmed by a new and completely disabling fear of flying.

I wish the 911 guys would hurry up!

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 07-10-2008, 02:49 AM

Granted. But because they were in such a hurry, they totally forgot about you.

I wish a day comprised of 40 hours, instead of 24.

**rwyatt365** · 07-10-2008, 05:22 AM

Granted; the day is now 40 hours long, however you body now needs 36 hours of sleep and you can't make use of the increased time.

I wish that today was Saturday.

**bladeserver** · 07-10-2008, 05:24 AM

Granted. Unfortunately your execution is scheduled for 9.00 am eastern. Breakfast?

I wish i wan't lactose intolerant.

**Elfrun** · 07-10-2008, 05:29 AM

Granted, you have a milk fat allergy instead. Meh, not really any different *shrug*

I wish I could go for a safe ride in a hot air balloon.

**schwartzie** · 07-10-2008, 05:32 AM

granted. safe ride ahead. we push you in a cart. Nice hot air balloon you're holding.

I wish I could afford a better health club. This one is too crowded.

**ssrprotege** · 07-10-2008, 06:11 AM

Granted. You paid $1 million for a grand, flamboyant health club. But now that rwyatt joins your club, the rwyatt followers register there. Oops, there you are in a crowded health club, without any chance of refund.

I wish I could think of a really corrupt wish.

07-09-2008, 08:27 AM	#1426
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	granted, but it was on a night when he was human with black hair. I wish I had more available resources to research with.
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07-09-2008, 08:32 AM	#1427
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	Granted. You now have Wikipedia in tangible volumes. Enjoy. I wish I was flat chested
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07-09-2008, 08:35 AM	#1428
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,464	Granted, you have just contracted a severe case of inverted breasts. You are now flat-chested, soon to develop massive indentations in your chest. Your destiny is to become the first person with a -42D cup. I wish I could get that picture out of my head.
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07-09-2008, 08:36 AM	#1429
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. In exchange I have inserted a picture of A-rod and Madonna. Have fun. I wish i was a better thread.
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07-09-2008, 09:04 AM	#1430
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	Granted. You are a better thread. The ladies at the National Seamstress Association love what you do for trousers. I wish I could wear tube tops
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07-09-2008, 10:48 AM	#1431
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	granted. you are now so skinny you can wear them, but you are 87 years old. I wish I knew Farsi
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07-09-2008, 11:43 AM	#1432
lollardy2000 Member [03%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 123	Granted. Your expert knowledge of Farsi leads to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad kidnapping you to become a spy for the Iranians. You are brainwashed, but while on duty in rural Virginia, some To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. blows your cover when he says to the local sheriff "that man sounds like he speakin' A-ray-bik!" Since ignorance, as well as misery, loves company, you are To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. as the "American Farsian," which archeologists one thousand years in the future will interpret as slang for "farting martian." I wish I had a brain.
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07-09-2008, 12:39 PM	#1433
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. I gave you an INTJ brain but it malfunctioned in your cranium. I wish the pool would stay filled.
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07-09-2008, 12:40 PM	#1434
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	granted. the sun burns out and there is no evaporation. Everyone dies. I wish I had a higher IQ than my current 142
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07-09-2008, 01:01 PM	#1435
lollardy2000 Member [03%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 123	Granted. I gave you an ENTJ brain but it malfunctioned in your cranium. I wish the pool would stay empty to save water and kill mosquitos.
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07-09-2008, 05:07 PM	#1436
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Granted, but because you didn't specify which pool, all pools have been emptied to ensure wish fulfillment, including all gene pools, which means alll species on this planet are now dying off, one by one, I'm afraid, for diversity is vital to a strong gene pool. I wish my tongue was thirteen inches longer.
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07-09-2008, 08:08 PM	#1437
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	Granted, except now you are a rare breed of snake and most of your tongue is inside your body. I wish ESTJ's would shut up.
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07-09-2008, 11:20 PM	#1438
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	Granted. All ENTJs don't talk so are now INTJs. We are no longer the cool minority. Rats. I wish Democracy was real.
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07-09-2008, 11:29 PM	#1439
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Granted. Now a mere 20% of the people can determine the fate of the other 80%, so long as the other factions don't comprise more than 19% of the population individually, and guess what? They have decreed the United States a Christian Theocracy headed by Pat Robertson! Woohoo! You best put your bonnet on and get to churning that butter. I wish my fingers didn't still smell like ham and onions.
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07-09-2008, 11:44 PM	#1440
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	Granted. THey now smell like chitterlings and chives. don't touch me. I wish for pot roast.
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07-10-2008, 12:50 AM	#1441
Sara27 Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 143	Granted. The pot roast gives you a mutated form of E. coli O157:H7 and you spend the rest of your life running to the bathroom every 3 minutes due to explosive diarrea. I wish never to have money issues.
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07-10-2008, 01:17 AM	#1442
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. You suffer a massive stroke and are pretty much oblivious to everything. No money issues for you. I wish for clear skies today!
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07-10-2008, 01:29 AM	#1443
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Unfortunately, you fainted on the street, as the sunlight was very, very strong...someone call 911 for schwartzie! I wish I could fly to Berlin to meet To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . RIGHT NOW!
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07-10-2008, 01:37 AM	#1444
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. You COULD fly to berlin, but decide not to, after you are overwhelmed by a new and completely disabling fear of flying. I wish the 911 guys would hurry up!
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07-10-2008, 02:49 AM	#1445
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	Granted. But because they were in such a hurry, they totally forgot about you. I wish a day comprised of 40 hours, instead of 24.
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07-10-2008, 05:22 AM	#1446
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,464	Granted; the day is now 40 hours long, however you body now needs 36 hours of sleep and you can't make use of the increased time. I wish that today was Saturday.
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07-10-2008, 05:24 AM	#1447
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Granted. Unfortunately your execution is scheduled for 9.00 am eastern. Breakfast? I wish i wan't lactose intolerant.
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07-10-2008, 05:29 AM	#1448
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Granted, you have a milk fat allergy instead. Meh, not really any different shrug I wish I could go for a safe ride in a hot air balloon.
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07-10-2008, 05:32 AM	#1449
schwartzie Veteran Member [89%] MBTI: Intx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,561	granted. safe ride ahead. we push you in a cart. Nice hot air balloon you're holding. I wish I could afford a better health club. This one is too crowded. Last edited by schwartzie; 07-10-2008 at 05:33 AM. Reason: man. She fast!!!!
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07-10-2008, 06:11 AM	#1450
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. You paid $1 million for a grand, flamboyant health club. But now that rwyatt joins your club, the rwyatt followers register there. Oops, there you are in a crowded health club, without any chance of refund. I wish I could think of a really corrupt wish.
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