corrupt a wish - Page 579

**jkatra** · 05-03-2012, 10:48 PM

Granted. I don't mind anything so I decide to throw pine needles at you.

I wish I could shoot a bow and arrow at you.

**venuspop** · 05-03-2012, 10:49 PM

Granted. As you know, I am invincible.

I wish said arrows are deflected back to you.

**GenessorDios** · 05-04-2012, 01:39 AM

Granted. They lose their will while traveling through the soul-crushing miasma and plop down harmlessly.

I wish abbreviations ceased to exist.

Post Scriptum. Exempli gratia Federal Bureau of Intelligence.

**Reizu** · 05-04-2012, 03:52 AM

Granted. Texting has now become so difficult that Apple had to invent a new iPhone that can read minds and text the message directly from the user's thoughts. They then become sentient and destroy the human race.

I wish humans had superpowers.

**IronSulfide** · 05-04-2012, 10:26 AM

Granted. Now I can make your head explode with my thoughts. Just say the word.

I wish humans had wings.

**Lofwyr** · 05-04-2012, 10:36 AM

Granted. Our arms all spontaneously metamorphose into wings and we can all fly! However we lose our hands (they become wing/feathers) and can no longer operate the plethora of devices we've invented lately...including smartphones!

I wish I had a personal time-manipulation device.

**gracious** · 05-04-2012, 10:42 AM

Granted. The Undo button gets stuck and you wind up in an eternal Groundhog Day.

I wish drinking more would permanently shake off this melancholy.

**Reizu** · 05-04-2012, 03:29 PM

Granted. Congratulations, you have died from alcohol poisoning.

I wish things that are fun to do didn't have any negative side effects.

**gracious** · 05-04-2012, 06:38 PM

Granted. You now think that things like prayer and singing hymns are fun.

I wish I had something decadent planned for the weekend.

**QuantumEnigma** · 05-04-2012, 08:17 PM

Granted. You had planned to host a wild party for otters and stock brokers, complete with water slides flowing with dollar bills, but those plans never come to fruition.

I wish I knew what I would do if I won the lottery.

**DoubleEntendre** · 05-04-2012, 11:22 PM

Granted, you would lose all sense of fiscal responsibility and buy your way into massive debt.

I wish it was fall already so it wouldn't be so hot here.

**jkatra** · 05-05-2012, 02:29 AM

Granted. The shift in seasons causes global warming to accelerate, the glaciers melt, and you need to swim everywhere from now on.

I wish global warming didn't exist.

**GenessorDios** · 05-05-2012, 04:21 AM

Granted. Thanks for contributing to global unemployment, asshole.

I wish maces were cooler.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 05-05-2012, 05:01 AM

Granted. You become the coolest person in the world for clubbing to death a bunch of baby seals.

I wish I could actually demonstrate my intelligence to others.

**venuspop** · 05-05-2012, 06:12 AM

Granted. The mice are impressed.

I wish I had the power to control Time.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 05-05-2012, 06:19 AM

Granted. You become corrupted by that power and this is what happens to you:
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I wish I could turn Super Saiyan.

**BobtheINTJ** · 05-05-2012, 07:28 AM

Granted. However, Mitt Romney learns of this and drafts you as Vice President where you cast the deciding vote in the Senate to prohibit anyone from watching Anime.

Wish I could understand why anyone finds Anime interesting.

**Gerard91** · 05-05-2012, 07:35 AM

Granted. Now you know about secret Japanese organization wanting to take control over the world through propaganda hidden in anime movies.

I wish I could erase all my mistakes.

**Reizu** · 05-05-2012, 07:44 AM

Granted. Your life is now boring as hell.

I wish I had an awesome new computer.

**GenessorDios** · 05-05-2012, 08:52 AM

Granted. Your catatonia is only discovered when the puddle of drool from your open-mouthed stare starts seeping through your downstairs neighbor's ceiling and he complains to the landlord, who, after two weeks of no response to his knocking, calls the firemen to bust down your door.

I wish dancing was easy.

**BobtheINTJ** · 05-05-2012, 09:12 AM

Granted. You now have the legs of Ginger Rogers, but the weight of your body crushes your gams and you are forced to do break dancing using only your mechanical claws.

I wish I could switch from Introvert to Extravert at will.

**GenessorDios** · 05-05-2012, 09:47 AM

Granted. The dizzying merry-go-round from the abuse of your newfound abilities causes nonstop pukage.

I wish the path to destruction was littered with rose petals.

**Gerard91** · 05-05-2012, 11:18 AM

Granted. Now every junkyard in the world is covered with rose petals.

I wish someone wrote an essay for me.

**Lunammi** · 05-05-2012, 11:20 AM

Granted. It's horrible.

I wish I was kind.

**Reizu** · 05-05-2012, 01:03 PM

Granted. You are now incapable of asserting yourself.

I wish the world was fair.

05-03-2012, 10:48 PM	#14451
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Granted. I don't mind anything so I decide to throw pine needles at you. I wish I could shoot a bow and arrow at you.
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05-03-2012, 10:49 PM	#14452
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. As you know, I am invincible. I wish said arrows are deflected back to you.
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05-04-2012, 01:39 AM	#14453
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. They lose their will while traveling through the soul-crushing miasma and plop down harmlessly. I wish abbreviations ceased to exist. Post Scriptum. Exempli gratia Federal Bureau of Intelligence.
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05-04-2012, 03:52 AM	#14454
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. Texting has now become so difficult that Apple had to invent a new iPhone that can read minds and text the message directly from the user's thoughts. They then become sentient and destroy the human race. I wish humans had superpowers.
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05-04-2012, 10:26 AM	#14455
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted. Now I can make your head explode with my thoughts. Just say the word. I wish humans had wings.
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05-04-2012, 10:36 AM	#14456
Lofwyr Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 88	Granted. Our arms all spontaneously metamorphose into wings and we can all fly! However we lose our hands (they become wing/feathers) and can no longer operate the plethora of devices we've invented lately...including smartphones! I wish I had a personal time-manipulation device.
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05-04-2012, 10:42 AM	#14457
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	Granted. The Undo button gets stuck and you wind up in an eternal Groundhog Day. I wish drinking more would permanently shake off this melancholy.
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05-04-2012, 03:29 PM	#14458
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. Congratulations, you have died from alcohol poisoning. I wish things that are fun to do didn't have any negative side effects.
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05-04-2012, 06:38 PM	#14459
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	Granted. You now think that things like prayer and singing hymns are fun. I wish I had something decadent planned for the weekend.
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05-04-2012, 08:17 PM	#14460
QuantumEnigma Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 487	Granted. You had planned to host a wild party for otters and stock brokers, complete with water slides flowing with dollar bills, but those plans never come to fruition. I wish I knew what I would do if I won the lottery.
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05-04-2012, 11:22 PM	#14461
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Granted, you would lose all sense of fiscal responsibility and buy your way into massive debt. I wish it was fall already so it wouldn't be so hot here.
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05-05-2012, 02:29 AM	#14462
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Granted. The shift in seasons causes global warming to accelerate, the glaciers melt, and you need to swim everywhere from now on. I wish global warming didn't exist.
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05-05-2012, 04:21 AM	#14463
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Thanks for contributing to global unemployment, asshole. I wish maces were cooler.
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05-05-2012, 05:01 AM	#14464
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Granted. You become the coolest person in the world for clubbing to death a bunch of baby seals. I wish I could actually demonstrate my intelligence to others.
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05-05-2012, 06:12 AM	#14465
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. The mice are impressed. I wish I had the power to control Time.
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05-05-2012, 06:19 AM	#14466
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Granted. You become corrupted by that power and this is what happens to you: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I could turn Super Saiyan.
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05-05-2012, 07:28 AM	#14467
BobtheINTJ Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,274	Granted. However, Mitt Romney learns of this and drafts you as Vice President where you cast the deciding vote in the Senate to prohibit anyone from watching Anime. Wish I could understand why anyone finds Anime interesting.
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05-05-2012, 07:35 AM	#14468
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,887	Granted. Now you know about secret Japanese organization wanting to take control over the world through propaganda hidden in anime movies. I wish I could erase all my mistakes.
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05-05-2012, 07:44 AM	#14469
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. Your life is now boring as hell. I wish I had an awesome new computer.
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05-05-2012, 08:52 AM	#14470
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Your catatonia is only discovered when the puddle of drool from your open-mouthed stare starts seeping through your downstairs neighbor's ceiling and he complains to the landlord, who, after two weeks of no response to his knocking, calls the firemen to bust down your door. I wish dancing was easy.
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05-05-2012, 09:12 AM	#14471
BobtheINTJ Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,274	Granted. You now have the legs of Ginger Rogers, but the weight of your body crushes your gams and you are forced to do break dancing using only your mechanical claws. I wish I could switch from Introvert to Extravert at will.
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05-05-2012, 09:47 AM	#14472
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. The dizzying merry-go-round from the abuse of your newfound abilities causes nonstop pukage. I wish the path to destruction was littered with rose petals.
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05-05-2012, 11:18 AM	#14473
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,887	Granted. Now every junkyard in the world is covered with rose petals. I wish someone wrote an essay for me.
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05-05-2012, 11:20 AM	#14474
Lunammi Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,518	Granted. It's horrible. I wish I was kind.
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05-05-2012, 01:03 PM	#14475
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. You are now incapable of asserting yourself. I wish the world was fair.
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