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**IronSulfide** · 04-19-2012, 03:35 PM

Granted. Enjoy your new lodgings under the turnpike.

I wish for inexhaustible physical fitness.

**venuspop** · 04-20-2012, 12:09 AM

Granted. Your spouse wants you to slow down. Really! Seven times per night is exhausting.
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I wish solar flares never hurt us.

**jkatra** · 04-20-2012, 12:22 AM

Granted. Solar flares hurt the plants instead which indirectly hurts us.

I wish I could fly through outer space without a space suit.

**venuspop** · 04-20-2012, 12:24 AM

Granted. Edith, the baker's fat wife is tagging along.

I wish I could take a picture of jkatra and Edith, the baker's fat wife.

**jkatra** · 04-20-2012, 12:26 AM

Granted. The picture is blurry because of various outer space effects and how fat Edith is.

I wish no one was fat.

**venuspop** · 04-20-2012, 12:28 AM

Granted. Fat cats are planning to chew your toes.

I wish cats don't have 9 lives.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-20-2012, 08:05 AM

Granted - now cats everywhere are immortal.

I wish one of my cats would trim his own fur effectively.

**gracious** · 04-20-2012, 01:00 PM

Granted. He becomes such a proficient stylist that all the long-haired cats in your state come to your house to be groomed by him.

I wish I could get rid of this neck pain.

**QuantumEnigma** · 04-20-2012, 06:11 PM

Granted. It moves down into your back to give variety.

I wish that the wildflowers would last through the summer heat.

**gracious** · 04-20-2012, 06:47 PM

Granted, assuming that by wildflowers you mean dandelions.

I wish I could deactivate my brain when I feel like it.

thebrainpolice · 04-20-2012, 07:18 PM

Granted, but upon finding ignorance is bliss, you never decide to reactivate it and spend the rest of your life watching "Jackass" and Jersey Shore" reruns.

I wish I got paid for all the stupid shit I've done.

**gracious** · 04-20-2012, 07:20 PM

Granted, but this only encourages you to do more stupid shit, like spending that income on strippers.

I wish someone would fix me another cocktail.

thebrainpolice · 04-20-2012, 07:23 PM

Granted, but its ridiculously overpriced.

I wish I owned a brewery.

**jkatra** · 04-21-2012, 07:44 AM

Granted. You brew poison and are shut down immediately.

I wish no one got sick.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-21-2012, 11:41 AM

Granted everyone is healthy forever and our retirement system collapses, along with medical profession being out of work. Way to go!

I wish people would not be so selfish about the effects of their impact on the planet and that we could peacefully decrease world population over the next 100 years.

**Reizu** · 04-21-2012, 12:34 PM

Granted. Everyone stops having children and the human race becomes extinct.

I wish I had some cookie dough.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-21-2012, 12:38 PM

Yay to the end of human parasites.

Granted - you have cookie dough, but you had to make it yourself.

I hope you cooked it well without burning the cookies and that you make enough to share.

**Reizu** · 04-21-2012, 01:24 PM

Granted. You eat some, they happen to be undercooked, and you get salmonella from the raw eggs.

I wish that cows could talk.

**Valhalla** · 04-21-2012, 01:34 PM

Granted.

Porn movies are not what they used to be.

I wish my computer worked again.

**gracious** · 04-21-2012, 01:38 PM

Granted, but now it refuses to show you any porn.

I wish for a pleasant surprise.

**Valhalla** · 04-21-2012, 01:44 PM

Granted.

Does this surprise you?

I wish there was a talented singer.

**Reizu** · 04-21-2012, 01:55 PM

Granted. Rebecca Black is now talented at bowling.

I wish insects and arachnids wouldn't come anywhere near me.

**Valhalla** · 04-21-2012, 01:57 PM

Granted.

Bon appetit, by the way.

I wish I knew what to wish.

**Reizu** · 04-21-2012, 02:02 PM

Granted. You decide to wish for anchovy flavored icecream.

I wish my English paper was already done.

**Valhalla** · 04-21-2012, 02:08 PM

Granted.

It's nice and warm in the room now.

I wish I had a cook who would prepare my meals daily.

04-19-2012, 03:35 PM	#14326
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted. Enjoy your new lodgings under the turnpike. I wish for inexhaustible physical fitness.
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04-20-2012, 12:09 AM	#14327
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Granted. Your spouse wants you to slow down. Really! Seven times per night is exhausting. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish solar flares never hurt us.
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04-20-2012, 12:22 AM	#14328
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,413	Granted. Solar flares hurt the plants instead which indirectly hurts us. I wish I could fly through outer space without a space suit.
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04-20-2012, 12:24 AM	#14329
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Granted. Edith, the baker's fat wife is tagging along. I wish I could take a picture of jkatra and Edith, the baker's fat wife.
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04-20-2012, 12:26 AM	#14330
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,413	Granted. The picture is blurry because of various outer space effects and how fat Edith is. I wish no one was fat.
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04-20-2012, 12:28 AM	#14331
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Granted. Fat cats are planning to chew your toes. I wish cats don't have 9 lives.
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04-20-2012, 08:05 AM	#14332
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted - now cats everywhere are immortal. I wish one of my cats would trim his own fur effectively.
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04-20-2012, 01:00 PM	#14333
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Granted. He becomes such a proficient stylist that all the long-haired cats in your state come to your house to be groomed by him. I wish I could get rid of this neck pain.
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04-20-2012, 06:11 PM	#14334
QuantumEnigma Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 487	Granted. It moves down into your back to give variety. I wish that the wildflowers would last through the summer heat.
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04-20-2012, 06:47 PM	#14335
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Granted, assuming that by wildflowers you mean dandelions. I wish I could deactivate my brain when I feel like it.
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04-20-2012, 07:18 PM	#14336
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Granted, but upon finding ignorance is bliss, you never decide to reactivate it and spend the rest of your life watching "Jackass" and Jersey Shore" reruns. I wish I got paid for all the stupid shit I've done.
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04-20-2012, 07:20 PM	#14337
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Granted, but this only encourages you to do more stupid shit, like spending that income on strippers. I wish someone would fix me another cocktail.
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04-20-2012, 07:23 PM	#14338
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Granted, but its ridiculously overpriced. I wish I owned a brewery.
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04-21-2012, 07:44 AM	#14339
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,413	Granted. You brew poison and are shut down immediately. I wish no one got sick.
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04-21-2012, 11:41 AM	#14340
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Granted everyone is healthy forever and our retirement system collapses, along with medical profession being out of work. Way to go! I wish people would not be so selfish about the effects of their impact on the planet and that we could peacefully decrease world population over the next 100 years.
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04-21-2012, 12:34 PM	#14341
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. Everyone stops having children and the human race becomes extinct. I wish I had some cookie dough.
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04-21-2012, 12:38 PM	#14342
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,547	Yay to the end of human parasites. Granted - you have cookie dough, but you had to make it yourself. I hope you cooked it well without burning the cookies and that you make enough to share.
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04-21-2012, 01:24 PM	#14343
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. You eat some, they happen to be undercooked, and you get salmonella from the raw eggs. I wish that cows could talk.
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04-21-2012, 01:34 PM	#14344
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. Porn movies are not what they used to be. I wish my computer worked again.
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04-21-2012, 01:38 PM	#14345
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Granted, but now it refuses to show you any porn. I wish for a pleasant surprise.
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04-21-2012, 01:44 PM	#14346
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. Does this surprise you? I wish there was a talented singer.
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04-21-2012, 01:55 PM	#14347
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. Rebecca Black is now talented at bowling. I wish insects and arachnids wouldn't come anywhere near me.
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04-21-2012, 01:57 PM	#14348
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. Bon appetit, by the way. I wish I knew what to wish.
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04-21-2012, 02:02 PM	#14349
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Granted. You decide to wish for anchovy flavored icecream. I wish my English paper was already done.
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04-21-2012, 02:08 PM	#14350
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. It's nice and warm in the room now. I wish I had a cook who would prepare my meals daily.
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