corrupt a wish - Page 554

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 10:44 AM

Granted. Instead, they just falke apart and fall off, leaving a really creepy looking residue.

I wish it were 70*F outside where I live.

**Fujimoto** · 02-27-2012, 10:46 AM

Granted. However, your heater went crazy, so it's 89*F inside.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 10:48 AM

I can't grant non-existent wishes, so I'll make another wish.

I wish I could learn by osmosis.

**Fujimoto** · 02-27-2012, 10:49 AM

Granted. You learn absolutely everything there is to know about your couch.

I wish I consistently remembered to wish for things in this thread.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 11:21 AM

Granted, but then you forget to post your wishes.

I wish I could visit Cancun again soon.

**Bardas** · 02-27-2012, 11:22 AM

Granted. Your ashes shall be scattered across the beautiful coastlines.

I wish I never had to do busywork.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 11:25 AM

Granted - you never have to do busy work again, only slow trudging work that bores you to death.

I wish that when I die, my remains are jettisoned into the sun.

**Bardas** · 02-27-2012, 11:31 AM

Granted. Of course, this was inevitable due to the collision of the Earth and Sun that had just taken place.

I wish finding good music was easy.

**MrControll** · 02-27-2012, 11:35 AM

Granted. You now have a compass that points towards good music. Sadly, your standards are impossibly high, and the compass broke under the pressure.

I wish the mail wasn't so slow.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 11:51 AM

Granted. Now the male is premature. Can you say E
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I wish I hadn't said that.

**MrControll** · 02-27-2012, 11:56 AM

Granted. Now, all instances of the word "that" you have said or written has been stricken from history, leading to numerous failed school protects. You need to repeat grade 2 and up. Good luck.

I wish I had an easier time in school.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 12:00 PM

Granted - teachers in every school push you through without actually grading any of your work. You graduate, but really, you know next to nothing and this saddens you.

I wish you had worked hard and earned good grades.

**MrControll** · 02-27-2012, 12:04 PM

Granted. I am now a world renowned scientist that has disproved everything you ever tried to prove, leading to you becoming a hobo.

I wish you weren't homeless.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 12:15 PM

Granted (and thanks!) - I now live in a posh condo with a heated pool and jaccuzzi, my bed is never empty of beautiful intelligent women, and although all of my theories have been disproven, I'm still very content with my life.

I wish everyone were as happy as I.

**reiven** · 02-27-2012, 03:04 PM

granted, we all look to you each morning to gauge our dispositions.

i wish i may, i wish i might.

thebrainpolice · 02-27-2012, 03:10 PM

Granted. You may spend a romantic evening with Ru Paul, but you might not like it.

I wish good luck charms actually worked.

**reiven** · 02-27-2012, 03:16 PM

granted, and they really are magically delicious.

i wish they would bring back the old quisp vs quake contest.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-27-2012, 08:40 PM

Granted - they bring it back, and it goes head-to-head against the contest between Count Chocula and Frankenberry.

I wish lycanthropy were a way of life.

**venuspop** · 02-27-2012, 09:16 PM

Granted. Due to some genetic accident, your size after transformation is compromised. You attained the size of an ant.

I wish I know what China is up to.

**reiven** · 02-28-2012, 03:02 AM

granted!
you become tread-fodder for a chinese tank.

i wish i had intj nipples.

**Fujimoto** · 02-28-2012, 03:23 AM

Granted. They have a hard time sensing anything and prefer to turn inwards.

I wish I could visualize INTJ nipples.

**venuspop** · 02-28-2012, 03:58 AM

Granted. And then there is the puke!

I wish puke doesn't stink so much.

**Wry Satyr** · 02-28-2012, 07:39 AM

granted, but that's only because you burned all of your nose senses from so much puking that you've completely lost all sense of smell. So much for hot apple pie and pizza and roast turkey and fresh flowers and springtime.

I wish my son weren't so stubborn.

**The Frozen One** · 02-28-2012, 08:45 AM

Granted... he is now susceptible to the Jedi mind trick by non-Jedi which only works on the exceptionally weak minded.

I wish I had more wishes...

**gracious** · 02-28-2012, 09:16 AM

Granted. An infinite number of corruptions await you.

I wish this week was a bit more inspirational.

02-27-2012, 10:44 AM	#13826
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted. Instead, they just falke apart and fall off, leaving a really creepy looking residue. I wish it were 70*F outside where I live.
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02-27-2012, 10:46 AM	#13827
Fujimoto Core Member [134%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,367	Granted. However, your heater went crazy, so it's 89*F inside.
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02-27-2012, 10:48 AM	#13828
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	I can't grant non-existent wishes, so I'll make another wish. I wish I could learn by osmosis.
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02-27-2012, 10:49 AM	#13829
Fujimoto Core Member [134%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,367	Granted. You learn absolutely everything there is to know about your couch. I wish I consistently remembered to wish for things in this thread.
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02-27-2012, 11:21 AM	#13830
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted, but then you forget to post your wishes. I wish I could visit Cancun again soon.
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02-27-2012, 11:22 AM	#13831
Bardas Member [25%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,012	Granted. Your ashes shall be scattered across the beautiful coastlines. I wish I never had to do busywork.
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02-27-2012, 11:25 AM	#13832
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted - you never have to do busy work again, only slow trudging work that bores you to death. I wish that when I die, my remains are jettisoned into the sun.
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02-27-2012, 11:31 AM	#13833
Bardas Member [25%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,012	Granted. Of course, this was inevitable due to the collision of the Earth and Sun that had just taken place. I wish finding good music was easy.
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02-27-2012, 11:35 AM	#13834
MrControll Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 719	Granted. You now have a compass that points towards good music. Sadly, your standards are impossibly high, and the compass broke under the pressure. I wish the mail wasn't so slow.
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02-27-2012, 11:51 AM	#13835
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted. Now the male is premature. Can you say E To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I hadn't said that.
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02-27-2012, 11:56 AM	#13836
MrControll Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 719	Granted. Now, all instances of the word "that" you have said or written has been stricken from history, leading to numerous failed school protects. You need to repeat grade 2 and up. Good luck. I wish I had an easier time in school.
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02-27-2012, 12:00 PM	#13837
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted - teachers in every school push you through without actually grading any of your work. You graduate, but really, you know next to nothing and this saddens you. I wish you had worked hard and earned good grades.
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02-27-2012, 12:04 PM	#13838
MrControll Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 719	Granted. I am now a world renowned scientist that has disproved everything you ever tried to prove, leading to you becoming a hobo. I wish you weren't homeless.
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02-27-2012, 12:15 PM	#13839
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted (and thanks!) - I now live in a posh condo with a heated pool and jaccuzzi, my bed is never empty of beautiful intelligent women, and although all of my theories have been disproven, I'm still very content with my life. I wish everyone were as happy as I.
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02-27-2012, 03:04 PM	#13840
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted, we all look to you each morning to gauge our dispositions. i wish i may, i wish i might.
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02-27-2012, 03:10 PM	#13841
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Granted. You may spend a romantic evening with Ru Paul, but you might not like it. I wish good luck charms actually worked.
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02-27-2012, 03:16 PM	#13842
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted, and they really are magically delicious. i wish they would bring back the old quisp vs quake contest.
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02-27-2012, 08:40 PM	#13843
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	Granted - they bring it back, and it goes head-to-head against the contest between Count Chocula and Frankenberry. I wish lycanthropy were a way of life.
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02-27-2012, 09:16 PM	#13844
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted. Due to some genetic accident, your size after transformation is compromised. You attained the size of an ant. I wish I know what China is up to.
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02-28-2012, 03:02 AM	#13845
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted! you become tread-fodder for a chinese tank. i wish i had intj nipples.
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02-28-2012, 03:23 AM	#13846
Fujimoto Core Member [134%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,367	Granted. They have a hard time sensing anything and prefer to turn inwards. I wish I could visualize INTJ nipples.
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02-28-2012, 03:58 AM	#13847
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted. And then there is the puke! I wish puke doesn't stink so much.
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02-28-2012, 07:39 AM	#13848
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,542	granted, but that's only because you burned all of your nose senses from so much puking that you've completely lost all sense of smell. So much for hot apple pie and pizza and roast turkey and fresh flowers and springtime. I wish my son weren't so stubborn.
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02-28-2012, 08:45 AM	#13849
The Frozen One Veteran Member [90%] MBTI: InTJ Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 3,620	Granted... he is now susceptible to the Jedi mind trick by non-Jedi which only works on the exceptionally weak minded. I wish I had more wishes...
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02-28-2012, 09:16 AM	#13850
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Granted. An infinite number of corruptions await you. I wish this week was a bit more inspirational.
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