corrupt a wish - Page 544

**Oros Ull** · 02-08-2012, 09:55 PM

Granted! But when you try to share the astonishing truths of the universe you are chastised and the government gives you a lobotomy.

I wish I had super powers.

**venuspop** · 02-08-2012, 10:15 PM

Granted. You are now a super-charged ion.

I wish I'm a superhero.

**GenessorDios** · 02-09-2012, 07:52 AM

Granted. Your power is that no one knows what your power is. Turns out, you're so good at it, even you don't know what it is.

I wish someone would invent wireless electricity for home use already. Isn't it about goddamn time?

**Fujimoto** · 02-09-2012, 10:00 AM

Granted. Wireless electricity has been invented. Unfortunately, it's in weaponized form used by trigger-happy law enforcement.

I wish law enforcement had more benevolent intellectuals than violent thugs.

**IronSulfide** · 02-09-2012, 10:02 AM

Granted, the police become very good at finding new reasons to arrest you - for your own good of course.

I wish I could shoot bolts of energy from my hands.

**Fujimoto** · 02-09-2012, 10:31 AM

Granted. You buy a new rug that causes static electricity more or less constantly.

I wish I could walk along any surface as if it was level ground.

**Oros Ull** · 02-09-2012, 11:36 AM

Granted! The YMCA is forever ruined for you.

I wish I had enough money for lunch…

**Fujimoto** · 02-09-2012, 11:44 AM

Granted. It's in foreign currency, though.

I wish they still made Crystal Pepsi.

**momorawr** · 02-09-2012, 12:27 PM

Crystal meth is highly addictive. 23% of the population is now addicted to meth. Good job.

I wish I was on a beach.

**Fujimoto** · 02-09-2012, 01:08 PM

Granted. You're now on the South Beach diet and starving.

I wish I was my ideal weight.

**JoeyBasic** · 02-09-2012, 01:09 PM

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	Granted. Devastating tsunami coming in 3..2..1.. I wish I was always the top sales person at work.

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Granted you are your ideal weight, but now with really deep set facial wrinkles.

I wish I got off work early today.

**Oros Ull** · 02-09-2012, 01:53 PM

Granted! YOU ARE FIRED!!!

I wish my pockets weren’t wet…

**IronSulfide** · 02-09-2012, 01:57 PM

Granted, they're on fire.

I wish I lived in a tree.

**Oros Ull** · 02-09-2012, 02:22 PM

Granted! You are now a pigmy marmoset.

[HIDE="AWW!!! Look at the tiny monkey!"]
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I wish Seymour would feed me.

**venuspop** · 02-10-2012, 05:29 AM

Granted. Seymour, my pet monkey is flushed with milk.

I wish someone leaves me a huge inheritance.

**Fujimoto** · 02-10-2012, 10:22 AM

Granted! You have been left a huge tract of land. Unfortunately, it's a swamp. With alligators.

I wish I had the ultimate breakfast cereal combining everything I loved about all my favorite cereals.

**jkatra** · 02-10-2012, 10:25 AM

Granted. You now have a bowl of Cheerios.

I wish I could easily win sword duels against anyone.

**Fujimoto** · 02-10-2012, 10:57 AM

Granted. You are the lone survivor of a zombie plague.

I wish I could experience a real zombie apocalypse without being bitten.

thebrainpolice · 02-10-2012, 11:02 AM

Granted. When the zombies bust your skull open they don't find anything worth eating.

I wish I could fly an Apache helicopter and shoot missiles at people who piss me off.

**John01** · 02-10-2012, 05:18 PM

Granted. But you soon run out of missiles, are shot down by another Apache helicopter, crash in a muddy river, and are attacked by a horde of mutant alligator snapping turtles.

I wish eating tortilla chips with melted cheese would help me loose weight.

**Oros Ull** · 02-10-2012, 05:38 PM

Granted! The Cheese is infested with genetically altered dairy inhabiting tape worms.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

thebrainpolice · 02-10-2012, 05:41 PM

Granted, some British guy is now eating you for dinner.

I wish I won a Nobel prize.

**jkatra** · 02-10-2012, 06:32 PM

Granted. You win the Nobel prize for outstanding contribution in the field of garbage pickup.

I wish I didn't create any garbage.

**IronSulfide** · 02-10-2012, 06:34 PM

Granted, instead you leave black holes in your wake.

I wish that rabbits could hop thirty feet in the air.

thebrainpolice · 02-10-2012, 06:39 PM

Granted. The world is full of
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I wish I could out run the killer rabbits.

02-08-2012, 09:55 PM	#13576
Oros Ull Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3,093	Granted! But when you try to share the astonishing truths of the universe you are chastised and the government gives you a lobotomy. I wish I had super powers.
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02-08-2012, 10:15 PM	#13577
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. You are now a super-charged ion. I wish I'm a superhero.
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02-09-2012, 07:52 AM	#13578
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Your power is that no one knows what your power is. Turns out, you're so good at it, even you don't know what it is. I wish someone would invent wireless electricity for home use already. Isn't it about goddamn time?
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02-09-2012, 10:00 AM	#13579
Fujimoto Core Member [138%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,559	Granted. Wireless electricity has been invented. Unfortunately, it's in weaponized form used by trigger-happy law enforcement. I wish law enforcement had more benevolent intellectuals than violent thugs.
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02-09-2012, 10:02 AM	#13580
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, the police become very good at finding new reasons to arrest you - for your own good of course. I wish I could shoot bolts of energy from my hands.
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02-09-2012, 10:31 AM	#13581
Fujimoto Core Member [138%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,559	Granted. You buy a new rug that causes static electricity more or less constantly. I wish I could walk along any surface as if it was level ground.
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02-09-2012, 11:36 AM	#13582
Oros Ull Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3,093	Granted! The YMCA is forever ruined for you. I wish I had enough money for lunch…
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02-09-2012, 11:44 AM	#13583
Fujimoto Core Member [138%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,559	Granted. It's in foreign currency, though. I wish they still made Crystal Pepsi.
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02-09-2012, 12:27 PM	#13584
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,620	Crystal meth is highly addictive. 23% of the population is now addicted to meth. Good job. I wish I was on a beach.
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02-09-2012, 01:08 PM	#13585
Fujimoto Core Member [138%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,559	Granted. You're now on the South Beach diet and starving. I wish I was my ideal weight.
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02-09-2012, 01:53 PM	#13587
Oros Ull Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3,093	Granted! YOU ARE FIRED!!! I wish my pockets weren’t wet…
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02-09-2012, 01:57 PM	#13588
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, they're on fire. I wish I lived in a tree.
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02-09-2012, 02:22 PM	#13589
Oros Ull Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3,093	Granted! You are now a pigmy marmoset. [HIDE="AWW!!! Look at the tiny monkey!"] To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [/HIDE] I wish Seymour would feed me.
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02-10-2012, 05:29 AM	#13590
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Seymour, my pet monkey is flushed with milk. I wish someone leaves me a huge inheritance.
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02-10-2012, 10:22 AM	#13591
Fujimoto Core Member [138%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,559	Granted! You have been left a huge tract of land. Unfortunately, it's a swamp. With alligators. I wish I had the ultimate breakfast cereal combining everything I loved about all my favorite cereals.
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02-10-2012, 10:25 AM	#13592
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Granted. You now have a bowl of Cheerios. I wish I could easily win sword duels against anyone.
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02-10-2012, 10:57 AM	#13593
Fujimoto Core Member [138%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,559	Granted. You are the lone survivor of a zombie plague. I wish I could experience a real zombie apocalypse without being bitten.
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02-10-2012, 11:02 AM	#13594
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted. When the zombies bust your skull open they don't find anything worth eating. I wish I could fly an Apache helicopter and shoot missiles at people who piss me off.
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02-10-2012, 05:18 PM	#13595
John01 Core Member [113%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,527	Granted. But you soon run out of missiles, are shot down by another Apache helicopter, crash in a muddy river, and are attacked by a horde of mutant alligator snapping turtles. I wish eating tortilla chips with melted cheese would help me loose weight.
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02-10-2012, 05:38 PM	#13596
Oros Ull Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3,093	Granted! The Cheese is infested with genetically altered dairy inhabiting tape worms. I wish I wish I was a fish.
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02-10-2012, 05:41 PM	#13597
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, some British guy is now eating you for dinner. I wish I won a Nobel prize.
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02-10-2012, 06:32 PM	#13598
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Granted. You win the Nobel prize for outstanding contribution in the field of garbage pickup. I wish I didn't create any garbage.
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02-10-2012, 06:34 PM	#13599
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, instead you leave black holes in your wake. I wish that rabbits could hop thirty feet in the air.
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02-10-2012, 06:39 PM	#13600
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted. The world is full of To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I could out run the killer rabbits.
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