corrupt a wish - Page 519

**IronSulfide** · 10-18-2011, 04:45 PM

Granted, nobody can get a loan anymore and the debt-dependent economy collapses in on itself.

I wish for new and exciting flavours of Skittles.

**Cygnus** · 10-18-2011, 05:02 PM

Granted. Two new exciting flavors, Fishy Aftertaste and Exceptionally Strong Curry, join the rainbow!

I wish I was not afraid to make a wish.

**IronSulfide** · 10-18-2011, 05:05 PM

Granted, but you become terrified of your keyboard.

I wish that I was a shapeshifter.

**phoboser** · 10-18-2011, 05:09 PM

Granted. You malfunction and freeze while transitioning from Rosie Odonnell to a dildo.

I wish for courvoisier.

**Gerard91** · 10-19-2011, 01:46 PM

OK. You find out that your grandmother gave birth to 60% of the local population.

I wish I was brave.

thebrainpolice · 10-19-2011, 03:58 PM

Granted, You now have the courage to carry out that kamikaze mission.

I wish I knew the winning lottery numbers in advance.

**venuspop** · 10-19-2011, 11:53 PM

Granted. But you can only keep 0.1% of the proceeds (taxable) while the rest goes to the syndicate which operates this charade.

I wish my allegations are not true.

**CaelestisPeste** · 10-19-2011, 11:56 PM

Granted. Your allegations are now not, not true.
I wish I felt not hungry.

**venuspop** · 10-19-2011, 11:58 PM

Granted. You felt "not hungry" but you're starving. Poor misguided stomach.

I wish its not quite so late now.

**zef** · 10-20-2011, 05:31 AM

Granted. . .you are now 6 year's old again.

I wish the raccoons would go away.

**Gerard91** · 10-20-2011, 07:26 AM

OK, they go away. Now you have to deal with ants all over your house.

I wish I was resistant to seduction.

**WoodsWoman** · 10-20-2011, 08:59 AM

Granted - but you forgot to include suction...

I wish I were all ready for my trip.

**gracious** · 10-20-2011, 09:18 AM

Granted. When you trip and fall down the stairs you instinctively hold your hands out in front of you and only break your wrists.

I wish I could have another coffee today.

thebrainpolice · 10-20-2011, 09:27 AM

Granted, but all the caffeine makes you more hyperactive than a kangaroo on crack.

I wish I had a job that gave me personal fulfillment.

**venuspop** · 10-20-2011, 09:40 PM

Granted. It pays by the hour, is personally fulfilling and sometimes ... back-breaking.
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I wish I don't have a mischievous streak.

**Sprelious** · 10-21-2011, 01:25 AM

Granted: I no longer want to play games with you.

I wish VP had that mischievous streak back.

**venuspop** · 10-21-2011, 04:22 AM

Granted. This wish is absolutely non-corruptible by virtue of the power vested in me as the next to post.

I wish to wish a wishful wish.

thebrainpolice · 10-21-2011, 06:26 AM

Ok. Your wishful wish was to meet a famous person. It was granted, you were part of Muammar Qaddafi's convoy.

I wish I had Qaddafi's golden gun.

**venuspop** · 10-21-2011, 06:30 AM

Granted. Be careful. It is cursed.

I wish Libya doesn't plunge into anarchy.

thebrainpolice · 10-21-2011, 06:37 AM

Granted, a dictator even worse than Qaddafi takes power.

I wish I was Libya's next dictator.

**venuspop** · 10-21-2011, 06:40 AM

Granted. You inherited his women bodyguards. (I hear they have a ferocious appetite)
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I wish the middle east crisis is resolved.

thebrainpolice · 10-21-2011, 06:44 AM

Granted, Israel and Iran nuke each other. No people, no problems.

I wish world leaders could resolve problems without resorting to mass murder.

**venuspop** · 10-21-2011, 07:01 AM

Granted. They resolve their problems by debating it over an open forum. Eventually, this proved so stressful that they died a very slow death. Anarchy commences but the problems remain unsolved.

I wish the governance of a nation can be simplified.

**Ghostwheel** · 10-21-2011, 07:01 AM

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	I wish the governance of a nation can be simplified.

Granted. They microchip us and turn us into the Borg. One hive mind. Nice and simple.

I wish I could manipulate time with my thoughts.

**venuspop** · 10-21-2011, 07:07 AM

Granted. However, due to fickle-mindedness, your time and thoughts collide in a disastrous mayhem.

I wished you hadn't snaked me when you did.
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10-18-2011, 04:45 PM	#12951
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, nobody can get a loan anymore and the debt-dependent economy collapses in on itself. I wish for new and exciting flavours of Skittles.
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10-18-2011, 05:02 PM	#12952
Cygnus Veteran Member [69%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,762	Granted. Two new exciting flavors, Fishy Aftertaste and Exceptionally Strong Curry, join the rainbow! I wish I was not afraid to make a wish.
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10-18-2011, 05:05 PM	#12953
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, but you become terrified of your keyboard. I wish that I was a shapeshifter.
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10-18-2011, 05:09 PM	#12954
phoboser Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,434	Granted. You malfunction and freeze while transitioning from Rosie Odonnell to a dildo. I wish for courvoisier.
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10-19-2011, 01:46 PM	#12955
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	OK. You find out that your grandmother gave birth to 60% of the local population. I wish I was brave.
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10-19-2011, 03:58 PM	#12956
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, You now have the courage to carry out that kamikaze mission. I wish I knew the winning lottery numbers in advance.
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10-19-2011, 11:53 PM	#12957
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. But you can only keep 0.1% of the proceeds (taxable) while the rest goes to the syndicate which operates this charade. I wish my allegations are not true.
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10-19-2011, 11:56 PM	#12958
CaelestisPeste Core Member [143%] MBTI: INXP Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 5,742	Granted. Your allegations are now not, not true. I wish I felt not hungry.
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10-19-2011, 11:58 PM	#12959
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. You felt "not hungry" but you're starving. Poor misguided stomach. I wish its not quite so late now.
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10-20-2011, 05:31 AM	#12960
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Granted. . .you are now 6 year's old again. I wish the raccoons would go away.
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10-20-2011, 07:26 AM	#12961
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	OK, they go away. Now you have to deal with ants all over your house. I wish I was resistant to seduction.
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10-20-2011, 08:59 AM	#12962
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	Granted - but you forgot to include suction... I wish I were all ready for my trip.
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10-20-2011, 09:18 AM	#12963
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	Granted. When you trip and fall down the stairs you instinctively hold your hands out in front of you and only break your wrists. I wish I could have another coffee today.
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10-20-2011, 09:27 AM	#12964
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, but all the caffeine makes you more hyperactive than a kangaroo on crack. I wish I had a job that gave me personal fulfillment.
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10-20-2011, 09:40 PM	#12965
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. It pays by the hour, is personally fulfilling and sometimes ... back-breaking. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I don't have a mischievous streak.
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10-21-2011, 01:25 AM	#12966
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Granted: I no longer want to play games with you. I wish VP had that mischievous streak back.
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10-21-2011, 04:22 AM	#12967
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. This wish is absolutely non-corruptible by virtue of the power vested in me as the next to post. I wish to wish a wishful wish.
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10-21-2011, 06:26 AM	#12968
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Ok. Your wishful wish was to meet a famous person. It was granted, you were part of Muammar Qaddafi's convoy. I wish I had Qaddafi's golden gun.
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10-21-2011, 06:30 AM	#12969
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Be careful. It is cursed. I wish Libya doesn't plunge into anarchy.
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10-21-2011, 06:37 AM	#12970
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, a dictator even worse than Qaddafi takes power. I wish I was Libya's next dictator.
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10-21-2011, 06:40 AM	#12971
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. You inherited his women bodyguards. (I hear they have a ferocious appetite) To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish the middle east crisis is resolved.
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10-21-2011, 06:44 AM	#12972
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, Israel and Iran nuke each other. No people, no problems. I wish world leaders could resolve problems without resorting to mass murder.
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10-21-2011, 07:01 AM	#12973
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. They resolve their problems by debating it over an open forum. Eventually, this proved so stressful that they died a very slow death. Anarchy commences but the problems remain unsolved. I wish the governance of a nation can be simplified.
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10-21-2011, 07:07 AM	#12975
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. However, due to fickle-mindedness, your time and thoughts collide in a disastrous mayhem. I wished you hadn't snaked me when you did. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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