corrupt a wish - Page 514

**WoodsWoman** · 10-05-2011, 02:31 PM

You do realize that it poured three times this afternoon? Granted.

I wish I still had DSL at camp.

**Sprelious** · 10-05-2011, 02:38 PM

Granted: you have DSL at camp, but you can only get Russin Porn.

I wish people could see reason.

**gracious** · 10-05-2011, 05:28 PM

Granted. I bought them glasses and they can see it. Comprehension remains a problem though.

I wish I hadn't gotten bad news tonight.

**Sprelious** · 10-05-2011, 06:32 PM

Granted: Your news is all good and delivered personally by Katie Curic.

I wish I had a Mass Spectrometer.

**venuspop** · 10-05-2011, 07:18 PM

Granted. You can't remember why you wanted it in the first place.

I wish I don't have bills to pay.

**John01** · 10-05-2011, 07:33 PM

Granted. You don't have a home, a vehicle or anything but the clothes on your back. Fortunately those are paid off.

I wish I could get ten hours of sleep tonight and still wake up at 5 am.

**venuspop** · 10-05-2011, 07:46 PM

Granted. Only if you finished five plates of vegetables.

I wish we live in the Garden of Eden.

**John01** · 10-05-2011, 07:50 PM

Granted. Since it's pretty much a desert now, you're hot, sunburned and dehydrated, running from and dodging venomous snakes and stuff like that.

I wish my neighbors would be quiet when I'm trying to sleep.

**venuspop** · 10-05-2011, 07:53 PM

Granted. They have all evacuated the building. Something is very wrong, but go on, sleep.
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I wish I never have to evacuate to avoid some calamity.

Coralaisly · 10-06-2011, 12:00 AM

From this moment on, your evacuating will turn the calamity into a full on code red catastrophy of epic proportions.

I wish I had a better job.

**venuspop** · 10-06-2011, 04:57 AM

Granted. It is at the other end of the world where men and women walked around half-naked.

I wish I am artistic.

thebrainpolice · 10-06-2011, 06:05 AM

Granted, you are now van Gogh. You go nuts, slice your ear off, and die broke.

Edit:

I wish the Roman Empire didn't collapse. (gracious caught my mistake)

**gracious** · 10-06-2011, 09:40 AM

Granted. It still reigns and now you report to Darth Soprano. Ciao!

I wish I could control my 'appears scary to men' factor.

thebrainpolice · 10-06-2011, 09:52 AM

Granted, you have turned off your "appears scary to men factor" and now creepy weirdos are hitting on you.

I wish the gas tank of my car was always full.

**gracious** · 10-06-2011, 09:54 AM

Granted. It is always full of soap and water whenever you wash your car.

I wish my car could drive itself where I want to go while I thought about more interesting things.

thebrainpolice · 10-06-2011, 10:00 AM

Granted, but your car always drives drunk.

I wish dodos didn't go extinct.

**Gerard91** · 10-06-2011, 10:11 AM

OK, instead of that humans are extinct.

I wish someone dated me.

**gracious** · 10-06-2011, 12:31 PM

Granted. Many millennia from now, archaeologists will unearth your remains and carbon date you.

I wish they would give this project a DNR order so it could die with some dignity.

**jkatra** · 10-06-2011, 01:35 PM

Granted. The Dumb Nerd Rascal order is issued, but it just doesn't increase the dignity as you expected it would.

I wish there were fewer acronyms.

**gracious** · 10-06-2011, 01:46 PM

Granted. There are fewer but now they are longer, for example DFWMYSAOIWKYASHYWWUIC. (Just for you, I actually did spell something out as I typed that!).

I wish I could rewrite some of my inner dialogue.

**Gerard91** · 10-06-2011, 01:49 PM

OK. But somehow your inner dialogue is translated to Chinese and you don't understand a word from it.

I wish I could spend more time with someone I find very attractive.

**Sprelious** · 10-06-2011, 03:15 PM

Granted: your welcome

I wish I could decipher gracious' acronym.

thebrainpolice · 10-06-2011, 03:20 PM

Granted, but you have to spend the next 20 years of your life learning Klingon.

I wish I had a teleporter.

**jkatra** · 10-06-2011, 04:34 PM

Granted. Your hotel porter is now very enthusiastic about making phone calls to you.

I wish it was free for me to stay in any hotel.

**gracious** · 10-06-2011, 06:10 PM

Granted. You are Paris Hilton.

I wish I could drink coffee at this hour.

10-05-2011, 02:31 PM	#12826
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	You do realize that it poured three times this afternoon? Granted. I wish I still had DSL at camp.
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10-05-2011, 02:38 PM	#12827
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Granted: you have DSL at camp, but you can only get Russin Porn. I wish people could see reason.
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10-05-2011, 05:28 PM	#12828
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Granted. I bought them glasses and they can see it. Comprehension remains a problem though. I wish I hadn't gotten bad news tonight.
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10-05-2011, 06:32 PM	#12829
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Granted: Your news is all good and delivered personally by Katie Curic. I wish I had a Mass Spectrometer.
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10-05-2011, 07:18 PM	#12830
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. You can't remember why you wanted it in the first place. I wish I don't have bills to pay.
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10-05-2011, 07:33 PM	#12831
John01 Core Member [113%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,527	Granted. You don't have a home, a vehicle or anything but the clothes on your back. Fortunately those are paid off. I wish I could get ten hours of sleep tonight and still wake up at 5 am.
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10-05-2011, 07:46 PM	#12832
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Only if you finished five plates of vegetables. I wish we live in the Garden of Eden.
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10-05-2011, 07:50 PM	#12833
John01 Core Member [113%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,527	Granted. Since it's pretty much a desert now, you're hot, sunburned and dehydrated, running from and dodging venomous snakes and stuff like that. I wish my neighbors would be quiet when I'm trying to sleep.
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10-05-2011, 07:53 PM	#12834
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. They have all evacuated the building. Something is very wrong, but go on, sleep. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I never have to evacuate to avoid some calamity.
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10-06-2011, 12:00 AM	#12835
Coralaisly Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,205	From this moment on, your evacuating will turn the calamity into a full on code red catastrophy of epic proportions. I wish I had a better job.
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10-06-2011, 04:57 AM	#12836
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. It is at the other end of the world where men and women walked around half-naked. I wish I am artistic.
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10-06-2011, 06:05 AM	#12837
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, you are now van Gogh. You go nuts, slice your ear off, and die broke. Edit: I wish the Roman Empire didn't collapse. (gracious caught my mistake)
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10-06-2011, 09:40 AM	#12838
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Granted. It still reigns and now you report to Darth Soprano. Ciao! I wish I could control my 'appears scary to men' factor.
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10-06-2011, 09:52 AM	#12839
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, you have turned off your "appears scary to men factor" and now creepy weirdos are hitting on you. I wish the gas tank of my car was always full.
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10-06-2011, 09:54 AM	#12840
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Granted. It is always full of soap and water whenever you wash your car. I wish my car could drive itself where I want to go while I thought about more interesting things.
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10-06-2011, 10:00 AM	#12841
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, but your car always drives drunk. I wish dodos didn't go extinct.
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10-06-2011, 10:11 AM	#12842
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	OK, instead of that humans are extinct. I wish someone dated me.
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10-06-2011, 12:31 PM	#12843
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Granted. Many millennia from now, archaeologists will unearth your remains and carbon date you. I wish they would give this project a DNR order so it could die with some dignity.
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10-06-2011, 01:35 PM	#12844
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Granted. The Dumb Nerd Rascal order is issued, but it just doesn't increase the dignity as you expected it would. I wish there were fewer acronyms.
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10-06-2011, 01:46 PM	#12845
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Granted. There are fewer but now they are longer, for example DFWMYSAOIWKYASHYWWUIC. (Just for you, I actually did spell something out as I typed that!). I wish I could rewrite some of my inner dialogue.
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10-06-2011, 01:49 PM	#12846
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	OK. But somehow your inner dialogue is translated to Chinese and you don't understand a word from it. I wish I could spend more time with someone I find very attractive.
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10-06-2011, 03:15 PM	#12847
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Granted: your welcome I wish I could decipher gracious' acronym.
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10-06-2011, 03:20 PM	#12848
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Granted, but you have to spend the next 20 years of your life learning Klingon. I wish I had a teleporter.
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10-06-2011, 04:34 PM	#12849
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Granted. Your hotel porter is now very enthusiastic about making phone calls to you. I wish it was free for me to stay in any hotel.
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10-06-2011, 06:10 PM	#12850
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Granted. You are Paris Hilton. I wish I could drink coffee at this hour.
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