corrupt a wish - Page 494

**peppersasen** · 09-05-2011, 06:28 AM

Granted, but I've just taken over the world and as the SecGen of the UN,
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I wish thebrainpolice never posted the DSK response to my Mr. Darcy wish, now my poor head's all contaminated.

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DOH! Snaked.

Granted, but I don't know what the word 'cartilage' means.

I wish I knew what the word 'cartilage' means.

thebrainpolice · 09-05-2011, 06:34 AM

Granted, but you find out that "cartilage" is slang for something that disgusts you even more than my DSK response.

I wish people wouldn't get offended by the things I post.

**GenessorDios** · 09-05-2011, 06:42 AM

Granted. Your life has more meaning, flowers smell better, colors are more vivid, you feel the bullet going through every synapse in your brain, music soothes you greatly, the grass feels calming against your feet.

I wish this were an actual palindromemordnilap lautca na erew siht hsiw I

**peppersasen** · 09-05-2011, 06:49 AM

Granted. I won't corrupt your wish of being married to Sarah Palin, I hope you're happy.

I really wish I looked like
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**Gerard91** · 09-05-2011, 08:01 AM

OK, but that would happen in your future life.

I wish I wasn't gay.

**jkatra** · 09-05-2011, 10:45 AM

Granted. You are now not attracted to anyone, but really like zebras.

I wish I had a clear career path.

thebrainpolice · 09-05-2011, 11:01 AM

Granted, you have a clear path to being a janitor at McDonalds.

I wish that janitor was a high paying job.

**John01** · 09-05-2011, 11:17 AM

Granted! You get paid $100,000.00 to be the full-time janitor for all the research posts in Antarctica. No vacations, no benefits, no sick pay.

I wish my coffee would stay warm longer.

**Sprelious** · 09-05-2011, 11:32 AM

Granted: your coffee is hot, but your hearts's still cold.

I wish I had the gift of gab

**The Frozen One** · 09-05-2011, 11:35 AM

Granted! Now no one wants to be around you because you never shut up.

I wish that people weren't so damn sensitive.

**Sprelious** · 09-05-2011, 11:37 AM

Granted: the whole world is a never-ending INTJ staring contest.

I wish I remembered to put in a wish.

Coralaisly · 09-05-2011, 11:56 AM

Granted. You put in a wish... unfortunately, the genie is on vacation.

I wish I had my uncle's estate.

**Sprelious** · 09-05-2011, 12:47 PM

Granted: the back taxes are 37,975,456.57.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

**jkatra** · 09-05-2011, 01:12 PM

Granted. But the guilt of not supporting our communities through taxation becomes overwhelming and you jump off a bridge (ironically it's the same bridge you didn't want to pay for through taxation... so very ironic).

I wish I could run fast than the speed of light!

Coralaisly · 09-05-2011, 01:50 PM

You surpassed the speed of light... and your body couldn't handle the friction, so your skin, muscles and organs were sandblasted off by air mollecules. You're now a pile of shredded muscle matter and bone fragments.

I wish I hadn't thrown away my cool seventies blue plaid pants.

**DoubleEntendre** · 09-05-2011, 02:11 PM

Granted, you sold them instead.

I wish my dog would listen better.

**Sprelious** · 09-05-2011, 02:17 PM

Granted: Now your dogs sits in front of you all the time waiting for you to speak. You trip over the dog, break your neck and die.

I wish it would stop raining.

**Sethis** · 09-05-2011, 02:33 PM

DoubleEntendre: Granted, equipped with bionic ears your dog can now hear even the smallest of sounds. Even your snoring annoys him to a degree that he barks all the time and doesn't let you sleep.

Sprelious: Granted, instead of raining a tornado appears in front of your house.

I wish I didn't have to study for my exams.

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**Sprelious** · 09-05-2011, 04:10 PM

Granted: your exams are now too simple tobstudy for. You have a brilliant basket weaving career ahead of you.

I wish my tornado was remote controlled.

**John01** · 09-05-2011, 04:13 PM

Granted! Your most fearsome enemy is operating it now.

I wish I could fall asleep early tonight.

**Sprelious** · 09-05-2011, 04:16 PM

Granted: you're already asleep. You just don't know it yet.

I wish we'd stop letting sleeping members post.

Coralaisly · 09-05-2011, 04:38 PM

Granted, now sleep-posting is strictly prohibited. You now have to post every five minutes on the second or you get BANNED.

I wish I had gotten that statue when I had the chance.

**John01** · 09-05-2011, 04:52 PM

Granted. That statue also got you when you dropped it on your foot.

I wish I could control my basal metabolic rate.

**jkatra** · 09-05-2011, 05:22 PM

Granted. You got exactly what you wanted. But then you realize that wishing for anything else in the entire universe would have been more meaningful.

I wish the Portland job market had more jobs.

Coralaisly · 09-05-2011, 05:27 PM

Granted! the Portland job market has more jobs. They only want college Valedictorians, though!

I wish I could control my hair growth at will with my mind.

09-05-2011, 06:28 AM	#12326
peppersasen Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INxx Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 2,555	Granted, but I've just taken over the world and as the SecGen of the UN, To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Boohoo. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish thebrainpolice never posted the DSK response to my Mr. Darcy wish, now my poor head's all contaminated. ---------- Post added 09-05-2011 at 02:29 PM ---------- DOH! Snaked. Granted, but I don't know what the word 'cartilage' means. I wish I knew what the word 'cartilage' means.
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09-05-2011, 06:34 AM	#12327
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,484	Granted, but you find out that "cartilage" is slang for something that disgusts you even more than my DSK response. I wish people wouldn't get offended by the things I post.
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09-05-2011, 06:42 AM	#12328
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09-05-2011, 06:49 AM	#12329
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09-05-2011, 08:01 AM	#12330
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,747	OK, but that would happen in your future life. I wish I wasn't gay.
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09-05-2011, 10:45 AM	#12331
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Granted. You are now not attracted to anyone, but really like zebras. I wish I had a clear career path.
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09-05-2011, 11:01 AM	#12332
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,484	Granted, you have a clear path to being a janitor at McDonalds. I wish that janitor was a high paying job.
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09-05-2011, 11:17 AM	#12333
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted! You get paid $100,000.00 to be the full-time janitor for all the research posts in Antarctica. No vacations, no benefits, no sick pay. I wish my coffee would stay warm longer.
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09-05-2011, 11:32 AM	#12334
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Granted: your coffee is hot, but your hearts's still cold. I wish I had the gift of gab
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09-05-2011, 11:35 AM	#12335
The Frozen One Veteran Member [90%] MBTI: InTJ Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 3,637	Granted! Now no one wants to be around you because you never shut up. I wish that people weren't so damn sensitive.
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09-05-2011, 11:37 AM	#12336
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09-05-2011, 11:56 AM	#12337
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,184	Granted. You put in a wish... unfortunately, the genie is on vacation. I wish I had my uncle's estate.
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09-05-2011, 12:47 PM	#12338
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Granted: the back taxes are 37,975,456.57. I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
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09-05-2011, 01:12 PM	#12339
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Granted. But the guilt of not supporting our communities through taxation becomes overwhelming and you jump off a bridge (ironically it's the same bridge you didn't want to pay for through taxation... so very ironic). I wish I could run fast than the speed of light!
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09-05-2011, 01:50 PM	#12340
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,184	You surpassed the speed of light... and your body couldn't handle the friction, so your skin, muscles and organs were sandblasted off by air mollecules. You're now a pile of shredded muscle matter and bone fragments. I wish I hadn't thrown away my cool seventies blue plaid pants.
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09-05-2011, 02:11 PM	#12341
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Granted, you sold them instead. I wish my dog would listen better.
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09-05-2011, 02:17 PM	#12342
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Granted: Now your dogs sits in front of you all the time waiting for you to speak. You trip over the dog, break your neck and die. I wish it would stop raining.
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09-05-2011, 02:33 PM	#12343
Sethis Member [23%] MBTI: iNTj Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 954	DoubleEntendre: Granted, equipped with bionic ears your dog can now hear even the smallest of sounds. Even your snoring annoys him to a degree that he barks all the time and doesn't let you sleep. Sprelious: Granted, instead of raining a tornado appears in front of your house. I wish I didn't have to study for my exams. (Posted the same time To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. )
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09-05-2011, 04:10 PM	#12344
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Granted: your exams are now too simple tobstudy for. You have a brilliant basket weaving career ahead of you. I wish my tornado was remote controlled.
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09-05-2011, 04:13 PM	#12345
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted! Your most fearsome enemy is operating it now. I wish I could fall asleep early tonight.
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09-05-2011, 04:16 PM	#12346
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Granted: you're already asleep. You just don't know it yet. I wish we'd stop letting sleeping members post.
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09-05-2011, 04:38 PM	#12347
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,184	Granted, now sleep-posting is strictly prohibited. You now have to post every five minutes on the second or you get BANNED. I wish I had gotten that statue when I had the chance.
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09-05-2011, 04:52 PM	#12348
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted. That statue also got you when you dropped it on your foot. I wish I could control my basal metabolic rate.
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09-05-2011, 05:22 PM	#12349
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Granted. You got exactly what you wanted. But then you realize that wishing for anything else in the entire universe would have been more meaningful. I wish the Portland job market had more jobs.
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09-05-2011, 05:27 PM	#12350
Coralaisly Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,184	Granted! the Portland job market has more jobs. They only want college Valedictorians, though! I wish I could control my hair growth at will with my mind.
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