corrupt a wish - Page 458

**IronSulfide** · 06-27-2011, 10:08 AM

Granted, you spilled blood on it instead. You have a lot of explaining to do.

I wish clothes could maintain their cleanliness without being laundered or dry cleaned.

**DeepThought** · 06-27-2011, 11:28 AM

Granted, but now they chafe and itch horribly.

I wish for more tranquility; the last dose finally wore off.
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Seablue · 06-27-2011, 11:34 AM

Granted. A crazy neighbor captures you, ties you up and leaves you in his cave with the corpses of his mother and former girlfriends. Lots of silence and tranquility.

I wish it wasn't so hot, damn summer.

**DeepThought** · 06-27-2011, 11:38 AM

Granted. In a short while you will experience a nuclear winter. Starting in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5.. 4.. 3... 2...

I wish for an end to suffering.

**IronSulfide** · 06-27-2011, 01:19 PM

Granted, the world explodes.

I wish dogs were less needy.

Seablue · 06-27-2011, 01:29 PM

Granted. Dogs realize they don't need humans. At all. They run to the woods, organize in a new society, then come back with weapons and take over the world, making humans their pets.

I wish there was a solution for world hunger.

**John01** · 06-27-2011, 02:06 PM

Granted! Grinding up tarantulas and giant slugs, and then mixing them together has given scientists a new food which contains all the essential nutrients humans need for life. Spider-slug farms mass produce the new food which is served with yummy vulture poop sauce (needed to mask the horrific flavor) to feed the masses.

I wish the parking police were unable to see my car.

**DeepThought** · 06-27-2011, 02:42 PM

Granted, but it's been made invisible to everyone. Good luck parking it anywhere and not having it smashed into and it also makes driving on crowded roads a lot more interesting.

I wish all my decisions were wisest possible.

**IronSulfide** · 06-27-2011, 02:48 PM

Granted, and still nobody listens.

I wish that you could get fit through overeating and sloth, as opposed to diet and exercise.

**venuspop** · 06-27-2011, 08:12 PM

Granted. I could. You couldn't.

I wish my car could fly.

**John01** · 06-27-2011, 08:37 PM

Granted. Just as you are about to get into your car to go somewhere important, your car decides to lift off and follow a flock of geese heading north for the summer.

I wish I could drink coffee in the evening without having trouble falling asleep thereafter.

**venuspop** · 06-27-2011, 08:44 PM

Granted but you need to share that wish with me for I have the same trouble.

I wish I could pile on loads of peanut butter without putting on any weight.

**DoubleEntendre** · 06-27-2011, 10:30 PM

Granted, you've got a tapeworm growing inside your intestines and doctors are unable to remove it.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

**venuspop** · 06-27-2011, 10:35 PM

Granted. The minutes are gone!

I wish you hadn't given me tapeworms that couldn't be removed.

**DoubleEntendre** · 06-27-2011, 10:48 PM

Granted, the tapeworm died and was passed but now you have dysantary.

I wish venuspop didn't make me have to think on how to corrupt her wish.

**venuspop** · 06-27-2011, 11:03 PM

Granted.
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
All my wishes became incorruptible.

I wish the above statement cannot be corrupted.
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

**DoubleEntendre** · 06-27-2011, 11:06 PM

Granted, all paradoxes in the world no longer exist. Especially the ones you enjoy.

I wish you could give me a real challenge.
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

**Yuri** · 06-27-2011, 11:07 PM

Granted, you did not get a challenge.

I wish people understood that I represent a wolf, not a cat.

**venuspop** · 06-27-2011, 11:11 PM

	Originally Posted by venuspop To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. I challenge you to slay the Abominable Snowman. What -- That's not real? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish you luck anyway. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

	Originally Posted by Yuri To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted, you did not get a challenge. I wish people understood that I represent a wolf, not a cat.

Granted. Did you say "Woof! Woof!"?

I wish you don't represent the WereWolf

**DoubleEntendre** · 06-27-2011, 11:18 PM

Granted, she stole the representation of a chiuaua from you and you are now left without an avatar.

I wish Family Guy didn't have the annoyingly drawn out jokes it likes.

**IronSulfide** · 06-28-2011, 04:46 AM

Granted, each episode of Family Guy is now four minutes long.

I wish that mosquitos wouldn't bite me.

**DeepThought** · 06-28-2011, 07:55 AM

Granted, but now your skin is made of metal. Let's just say movement of any kind is a little challenging.

I wish I was skilled at dancing.

**gracious** · 06-28-2011, 08:49 AM

Granted. But you only do the macarena. (As a side benefit, you now get to have that song in your head for a while).

I wish I was a supermodel for a week or so.

**BirdsOfAFeather** · 06-28-2011, 09:27 AM

Granted, but your diet now only consists of saltines and tic tacs.

I wish I could accomplish all my tedious work while sleeping, telepathically, so I could enjoy my waking hours doing other things.

**DeepThought** · 06-28-2011, 09:41 AM

Granted. You now sleep 23 hours a day and have a whole hour of wakefulness to enjoy each day.

I wish I was a male super model.

06-27-2011, 10:08 AM	#11426
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, you spilled blood on it instead. You have a lot of explaining to do. I wish clothes could maintain their cleanliness without being laundered or dry cleaned.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:28 AM	#11427
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted, but now they chafe and itch horribly. I wish for more tranquility; the last dose finally wore off. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
DeepThought is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:34 AM	#11428
Seablue Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 5,884	Granted. A crazy neighbor captures you, ties you up and leaves you in his cave with the corpses of his mother and former girlfriends. Lots of silence and tranquility. I wish it wasn't so hot, damn summer.
Seablue is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:38 AM	#11429
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted. In a short while you will experience a nuclear winter. Starting in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5.. 4.. 3... 2... I wish for an end to suffering.
DeepThought is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 01:19 PM	#11430
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, the world explodes. I wish dogs were less needy.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 01:29 PM	#11431
Seablue Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 5,884	Granted. Dogs realize they don't need humans. At all. They run to the woods, organize in a new society, then come back with weapons and take over the world, making humans their pets. I wish there was a solution for world hunger.
Seablue is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 02:06 PM	#11432
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,517	Granted! Grinding up tarantulas and giant slugs, and then mixing them together has given scientists a new food which contains all the essential nutrients humans need for life. Spider-slug farms mass produce the new food which is served with yummy vulture poop sauce (needed to mask the horrific flavor) to feed the masses. I wish the parking police were unable to see my car.
John01 is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 02:42 PM	#11433
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted, but it's been made invisible to everyone. Good luck parking it anywhere and not having it smashed into and it also makes driving on crowded roads a lot more interesting. I wish all my decisions were wisest possible.
DeepThought is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 02:48 PM	#11434
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, and still nobody listens. I wish that you could get fit through overeating and sloth, as opposed to diet and exercise.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 08:12 PM	#11435
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted. I could. You couldn't. I wish my car could fly.
venuspop is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 08:37 PM	#11436
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,517	Granted. Just as you are about to get into your car to go somewhere important, your car decides to lift off and follow a flock of geese heading north for the summer. I wish I could drink coffee in the evening without having trouble falling asleep thereafter.
John01 is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 08:44 PM	#11437
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted but you need to share that wish with me for I have the same trouble. I wish I could pile on loads of peanut butter without putting on any weight.
venuspop is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 10:30 PM	#11438
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Granted, you've got a tapeworm growing inside your intestines and doctors are unable to remove it. I wish there were more hours in a day.
DoubleEntendre is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 10:35 PM	#11439
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted. The minutes are gone! I wish you hadn't given me tapeworms that couldn't be removed.
venuspop is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 10:48 PM	#11440
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Granted, the tapeworm died and was passed but now you have dysantary. I wish venuspop didn't make me have to think on how to corrupt her wish.
DoubleEntendre is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:03 PM	#11441
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Granted. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. All my wishes became incorruptible. I wish the above statement cannot be corrupted. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
venuspop is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:06 PM	#11442
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Granted, all paradoxes in the world no longer exist. Especially the ones you enjoy. I wish you could give me a real challenge. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
DoubleEntendre is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:07 PM	#11443
Yuri Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 684	Granted, you did not get a challenge. I wish people understood that I represent a wolf, not a cat.
Yuri is offline post a comment

06-27-2011, 11:18 PM	#11445
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Granted, she stole the representation of a chiuaua from you and you are now left without an avatar. I wish Family Guy didn't have the annoyingly drawn out jokes it likes.
DoubleEntendre is offline post a comment

06-28-2011, 04:46 AM	#11446
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Granted, each episode of Family Guy is now four minutes long. I wish that mosquitos wouldn't bite me.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

06-28-2011, 07:55 AM	#11447
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted, but now your skin is made of metal. Let's just say movement of any kind is a little challenging. I wish I was skilled at dancing.
DeepThought is offline post a comment

06-28-2011, 08:49 AM	#11448
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Granted. But you only do the macarena. (As a side benefit, you now get to have that song in your head for a while). I wish I was a supermodel for a week or so.
gracious is offline post a comment

06-28-2011, 09:27 AM	#11449
BirdsOfAFeather Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 451	Granted, but your diet now only consists of saltines and tic tacs. I wish I could accomplish all my tedious work while sleeping, telepathically, so I could enjoy my waking hours doing other things.
BirdsOfAFeather is offline post a comment

06-28-2011, 09:41 AM	#11450
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted. You now sleep 23 hours a day and have a whole hour of wakefulness to enjoy each day. I wish I was a male super model.
DeepThought is offline post a comment