corrupt a wish - Page 443

**Gerard91** · 05-16-2011, 03:45 AM

Granted. You know every single reason why people should hate you.

I wish the weather was better.

**venuspop** · 05-16-2011, 03:52 AM

Granted. And then it rained cats and dogs, hippopotamuses too.

I wish I could whistle a decent tune.

**discontinuous** · 05-16-2011, 06:48 AM

Granted, but you weren't informed that this sequence is universally offensive to all birds, turning your head into target practice. Oh, and birds don't forget as easy as you'd hope.

I wish I could study for this exam without zoning out or constantly getting up to improve my setup.

**GenessorDios** · 05-17-2011, 04:11 AM

Granted. It's a shame you didn't wish to know when or where the exam's being held.

I wish I knew why people keep calling me with complaints of burglaries after hearing my Lawn for Cement radio ad.

**venuspop** · 05-17-2011, 10:02 PM

Granted. Your knowledge isn't going to stop the Lawnmover Man's burgling spree.

I wish I could make all the crooks of the world about 10 cm high.

Othesemo · 05-17-2011, 10:16 PM

Granted. Turns out that it's a LOT easier to break into people's houses when you can jump through the mail slot.

I wish that people would just shut up and listen to what I have to say.

**venuspop** · 05-17-2011, 10:21 PM

Granted. You became an Evangelical Reverend.

I wish good times never ends.

**Gerard91** · 05-17-2011, 11:45 PM

Granted. But before that you must go through a time of crisis which never ends...

I wish I know how my life will end.

Othesemo · 05-18-2011, 12:00 AM

Granted. You must spend the remainder of your life knowing that you have cancer and that no matter what you do, you will die a horrible death.

I wish that people didn't judge Nietzsche by how the Nazi's interpreted him.

**zef** · 05-21-2011, 12:43 AM

Granted, enjoy the oven.

I wish today's rapture would actually take away all the Christians in the world, it would be a better place for my kids.

**venuspop** · 05-21-2011, 05:49 AM

Granted. All Christians in the world were taken to heaven. And then it happened. An asteroid three times the size of Earth struck! Your kids disown you.

I wish there is a super duper elastic shield surrounding earth which protects us all from all galactic calamities.

**DeepThought** · 05-21-2011, 03:54 PM

Granted, but it blocked out the sun and destroyed all life on the surface of the Earth.

I wish I had the body of a 20 year old male Olympic athlete.

**Gerard91** · 05-22-2011, 02:57 AM

Ok. But you must deal with the side effect of sex change and dealing with horny men which disgust you.

I wish my sisters weren't ESFx.

**GenessorDios** · 05-22-2011, 10:17 AM

Granted. They're ESFy. Now you have no idea what to do with them.

I wish for the comfy chair.

**venuspop** · 05-22-2011, 08:41 PM

Granted.... but it won't do you any good since you don't have a butt to sit on.

i wish nothing in the world smells bad.

**DeepThought** · 05-22-2011, 08:58 PM

Your wish has been granted. Your nose and your olfactory sense has now been removed.

I wish for peace on Earth.

**venuspop** · 05-23-2011, 02:03 AM

Granted. Peace on earth for six months. Then all nations went bonkers. War broke out again. Boredom is a war-monger.

I wish all trees bear sweet fruits.

**Gerard91** · 05-23-2011, 03:03 AM

Granted. But all fruits are poisonous now.

I wish people could understand me.

**venuspop** · 05-23-2011, 05:36 AM

Granted. Henceforth you can't give the excuse that you have been misunderstood.

I wish Nostradamus is wrong, wrong, wrong!

**DeepThought** · 05-23-2011, 03:09 PM

Nostradamus was wrong, but Hitler's predictions came true.

I wish to be overlord of the entire galaxy.

**venuspop** · 05-23-2011, 08:50 PM

Granted. As overlord you get one day vacation on earth for every ten years spent in your asteroid fortress. You should have read the fine prints.

I wish my beastly neighbour would stop singing off-key.

**John01** · 05-23-2011, 09:15 PM

Granted! Your neighbor starts singing on key, and that so well, he/she becomes an opera singer and does his/her best practicing in the middle of the night while you are trying to sleep.

I wish I could eat ice cream every day and not gain a single pound.

**BirdsOfAFeather** · 05-23-2011, 09:38 PM

Granted! But now you have diabetes.

I wish I could knock some sense into people.

**venuspop** · 05-24-2011, 02:28 AM

Granted. Try not to knock them senseless.

I wish I have a tele-porter communicator.

**GenessorDios** · 05-25-2011, 03:27 AM

Granted. Every usage requires a blood sacrifice from your pet hamster. God help it if you need to make international calls.

I wish for nothing.

05-16-2011, 03:45 AM	#11051
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	Granted. You know every single reason why people should hate you. I wish the weather was better.
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05-16-2011, 03:52 AM	#11052
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. And then it rained cats and dogs, hippopotamuses too. I wish I could whistle a decent tune.
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05-16-2011, 06:48 AM	#11053
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Granted, but you weren't informed that this sequence is universally offensive to all birds, turning your head into target practice. Oh, and birds don't forget as easy as you'd hope. I wish I could study for this exam without zoning out or constantly getting up to improve my setup.
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05-17-2011, 04:11 AM	#11054
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. It's a shame you didn't wish to know when or where the exam's being held. I wish I knew why people keep calling me with complaints of burglaries after hearing my Lawn for Cement radio ad.
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05-17-2011, 10:02 PM	#11055
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Your knowledge isn't going to stop the Lawnmover Man's burgling spree. I wish I could make all the crooks of the world about 10 cm high.
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05-17-2011, 10:16 PM	#11056
Othesemo Core Member [125%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,023	Granted. Turns out that it's a LOT easier to break into people's houses when you can jump through the mail slot. I wish that people would just shut up and listen to what I have to say.
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05-17-2011, 10:21 PM	#11057
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. You became an Evangelical Reverend. I wish good times never ends.
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05-17-2011, 11:45 PM	#11058
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	Granted. But before that you must go through a time of crisis which never ends... I wish I know how my life will end.
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05-18-2011, 12:00 AM	#11059
Othesemo Core Member [125%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,023	Granted. You must spend the remainder of your life knowing that you have cancer and that no matter what you do, you will die a horrible death. I wish that people didn't judge Nietzsche by how the Nazi's interpreted him.
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05-21-2011, 12:43 AM	#11060
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Granted, enjoy the oven. I wish today's rapture would actually take away all the Christians in the world, it would be a better place for my kids.
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05-21-2011, 05:49 AM	#11061
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. All Christians in the world were taken to heaven. And then it happened. An asteroid three times the size of Earth struck! Your kids disown you. I wish there is a super duper elastic shield surrounding earth which protects us all from all galactic calamities.
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05-21-2011, 03:54 PM	#11062
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Granted, but it blocked out the sun and destroyed all life on the surface of the Earth. I wish I had the body of a 20 year old male Olympic athlete.
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05-22-2011, 02:57 AM	#11063
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	Ok. But you must deal with the side effect of sex change and dealing with horny men which disgust you. I wish my sisters weren't ESFx.
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05-22-2011, 10:17 AM	#11064
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. They're ESFy. Now you have no idea what to do with them. I wish for the comfy chair.
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05-22-2011, 08:41 PM	#11065
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted.... but it won't do you any good since you don't have a butt to sit on. i wish nothing in the world smells bad.
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05-22-2011, 08:58 PM	#11066
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Your wish has been granted. Your nose and your olfactory sense has now been removed. I wish for peace on Earth.
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05-23-2011, 02:03 AM	#11067
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Peace on earth for six months. Then all nations went bonkers. War broke out again. Boredom is a war-monger. I wish all trees bear sweet fruits.
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05-23-2011, 03:03 AM	#11068
Gerard91 Core Member [122%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,891	Granted. But all fruits are poisonous now. I wish people could understand me.
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05-23-2011, 05:36 AM	#11069
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Henceforth you can't give the excuse that you have been misunderstood. I wish Nostradamus is wrong, wrong, wrong!
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05-23-2011, 03:09 PM	#11070
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Nostradamus was wrong, but Hitler's predictions came true. I wish to be overlord of the entire galaxy.
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05-23-2011, 08:50 PM	#11071
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. As overlord you get one day vacation on earth for every ten years spent in your asteroid fortress. You should have read the fine prints. I wish my beastly neighbour would stop singing off-key.
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05-23-2011, 09:15 PM	#11072
John01 Core Member [113%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,527	Granted! Your neighbor starts singing on key, and that so well, he/she becomes an opera singer and does his/her best practicing in the middle of the night while you are trying to sleep. I wish I could eat ice cream every day and not gain a single pound.
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05-23-2011, 09:38 PM	#11073
BirdsOfAFeather Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 451	Granted! But now you have diabetes. I wish I could knock some sense into people.
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05-24-2011, 02:28 AM	#11074
venuspop Core Member [928%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 37,122	Granted. Try not to knock them senseless. I wish I have a tele-porter communicator.
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05-25-2011, 03:27 AM	#11075
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Every usage requires a blood sacrifice from your pet hamster. God help it if you need to make international calls. I wish for nothing.
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