corrupt a wish - Page 439

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 08:18 AM

Granted. They stick out the front and back of your body, facing opposite directions. You always fly in circles at the same spot, but at least you no longer need to stick your finger in your mouth to throw up.

I wish Spaceman Spiff would come rescue me.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-05-2011, 08:21 AM

(Spaceman Spiff is my hero!)

Granted, but he drops you in the midst of snowmen zombies where you are unsuspectingly mauled by a playful tiger.

I wish I lived in the world of Calvin & Hobbes for a week.

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 08:26 AM

Granted. You end up falling asleep, listening to their centuries-old philosophical ramblings.

I wish I could play the spinal chord on guitar.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-05-2011, 08:42 AM

granted - you discover it's not any different than Spinal Tap using their 11 setting amp.

I wish I could give my cough to someone I don't like.

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 08:49 AM

Gran....hey!

I wish I had seventy four more days off from work.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-05-2011, 09:03 AM

I wasn't going to grant such a lazy wish, but what the heck! You'd do the same for me, right!

I wish I had a long life of paid leave of absence from work.

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 09:15 AM

Granted. Through a banking error (surprising, since we all know banks never make mistakes), a negative sign is added to the front of your monthly debits.

I wish INTJf would catch on fire.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-05-2011, 10:16 AM

granted - but metaphorically speaking, since every forumite is on and jamming up the internet with a mad rush of activity!

I wish I were on vacation in Prague.

**venuspop** · 04-06-2011, 05:37 AM

Granted. You arrived in time to see Praque sink into the sea. Something to do with global warming but don't ask me.

I wish I could sleep ...

**vertex** · 04-06-2011, 05:40 AM

	Originally Posted by venuspop To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. You arrived in time to see Praque sink into the sea. Something to do with global warming but don't ask me. I wish I could sleep ...

granted, but you get sexually molested
I wish to die peacefully and fulfilled at old age

**venuspop** · 04-06-2011, 05:45 AM

Granted. I would be a monster to corrupt this so I won't.

I wish I have more kindred spirits among my friends.

**vertex** · 04-06-2011, 07:08 AM

	Originally Posted by venuspop To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Granted. I would be a monster to corrupt this so I won't. I wish I have more kindred spirits among my friends.

Granted, but you will have more evil spirits among your enemies
I wish that I could legally own slaves

**discontinuous** · 04-06-2011, 10:37 PM

Granted, but they're all in a coma. Medical bill is on you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**venuspop** · 04-07-2011, 12:00 AM

Granted. But you had so many wishes you had to juggle them all and while juggling you dropped them off one by one and in the end you didn't have any wishes left nor did you figure out which wish was the one you wished for.

I wish I knew what the heck I was talking about...

**reiven** · 04-07-2011, 03:29 AM

Error 404
hmm, sorry. nothing i can do.

i wish mackerel and peanut butter went well together.

**venuspop** · 04-07-2011, 05:47 AM

Granted. They got married and had little peanut-buttered-mackerel babies. The original mackerel and peanut butter were so disgusted with this bad breeding that they drove themselves into extinction. Now the oceans are polluted with peanut-buttered mackerel.

I wish I'm the king of a vast and powerful empire.

**John01** · 04-07-2011, 06:05 AM

Granted. You are now the king of the vast and powerful empire of e.coli in someone's large bowel.

I wish I could remember everything I ever heard.

**venuspop** · 04-07-2011, 06:29 AM

Granted. You forgot everything you read and wrote.

I wish leopards were extinct.

**discontinuous** · 04-07-2011, 10:51 AM

Granted, leopards never existed and.... wait.... now what? Nothing. Though your dog turns into a lumpy lizard-esque paraplegic blob with multifaceted eyes. Also don't look down at your "hands".

I wish oranges had a button on them for self peeling, and the splitting of all pieces in a perfect circle right in front of me.

**venuspop** · 04-07-2011, 09:59 PM

Granted. When the skin is removed all you see of the orange is a bunch of wires.

I wish apples doesn't oxidise so quickly when peeled.

**Artio** · 04-07-2011, 11:28 PM

Granted. All you have to do is to rub some navel lint on your apples after you've peeled them.

I wish I was brave enough.

**venuspop** · 04-08-2011, 02:41 AM

Granted. You were so brave you went bungee jumping from a Black Hawk hovering over St Helena.

I wish I could just "ting" with my index finger and give someone else the mother of all tummy aches.

**Wry Satyr** · 04-08-2011, 11:16 AM

(VP - you've certainly been in a foul mood the past couple day - so ripe with evil to direct at others.)

Granted - but according to Wiccan law, after you give someone the mother of all tummy aches, you feel it three times as badly as he/she did.

I wish all dogs would be well-behaved and never bark or slobber, and that their owners would always clean up their crap.

**venuspop** · 04-08-2011, 11:46 PM

	Originally Posted by Wry Satyr To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	(VP - you've certainly been in a foul mood the past couple day - so ripe with evil to direct at others.) Granted - but according to Wiccan law, after you give someone the mother of all tummy aches, you feel it three times as badly as he/she did. I wish all dogs would be well-behaved and never bark or slobber, and that their owners would always clean up their crap.

(It's just a game, for crying out loud. Why are you taking offence? How do you corrupt a wish if you don't corrupt it creatively? Take it easy, mate)

Granted. They always do. (I hope you're happy now)

I wish Wry Satyr wouldn't take the corrupted wishes so seriously ..

**GettingBetter** · 04-09-2011, 12:17 PM

Granted. He's laughing at all the death threats he is receiving. Fortunately for WS, the police are doing their job and have stopped the perps from carrying out their very serious threats.

I wish people would get wise to proganda.

04-05-2011, 08:18 AM	#10951
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. They stick out the front and back of your body, facing opposite directions. You always fly in circles at the same spot, but at least you no longer need to stick your finger in your mouth to throw up. I wish Spaceman Spiff would come rescue me.
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04-05-2011, 08:21 AM	#10952
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	(Spaceman Spiff is my hero!) Granted, but he drops you in the midst of snowmen zombies where you are unsuspectingly mauled by a playful tiger. I wish I lived in the world of Calvin & Hobbes for a week.
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04-05-2011, 08:26 AM	#10953
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You end up falling asleep, listening to their centuries-old philosophical ramblings. I wish I could play the spinal chord on guitar.
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04-05-2011, 08:42 AM	#10954
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	granted - you discover it's not any different than Spinal Tap using their 11 setting amp. I wish I could give my cough to someone I don't like.
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04-05-2011, 08:49 AM	#10955
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Gran....hey! I wish I had seventy four more days off from work.
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04-05-2011, 09:03 AM	#10956
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	I wasn't going to grant such a lazy wish, but what the heck! You'd do the same for me, right! I wish I had a long life of paid leave of absence from work.
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04-05-2011, 09:15 AM	#10957
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Through a banking error (surprising, since we all know banks never make mistakes), a negative sign is added to the front of your monthly debits. I wish INTJf would catch on fire.
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04-05-2011, 10:16 AM	#10958
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	granted - but metaphorically speaking, since every forumite is on and jamming up the internet with a mad rush of activity! I wish I were on vacation in Prague.
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04-06-2011, 05:37 AM	#10959
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. You arrived in time to see Praque sink into the sea. Something to do with global warming but don't ask me. I wish I could sleep ...
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04-06-2011, 05:45 AM	#10961
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. I would be a monster to corrupt this so I won't. I wish I have more kindred spirits among my friends.
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04-06-2011, 10:37 PM	#10963
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Granted, but they're all in a coma. Medical bill is on you. I wish I knew what to wish for.
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04-07-2011, 12:00 AM	#10964
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. But you had so many wishes you had to juggle them all and while juggling you dropped them off one by one and in the end you didn't have any wishes left nor did you figure out which wish was the one you wished for. I wish I knew what the heck I was talking about...
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04-07-2011, 03:29 AM	#10965
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	Error 404 hmm, sorry. nothing i can do. i wish mackerel and peanut butter went well together.
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04-07-2011, 05:47 AM	#10966
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. They got married and had little peanut-buttered-mackerel babies. The original mackerel and peanut butter were so disgusted with this bad breeding that they drove themselves into extinction. Now the oceans are polluted with peanut-buttered mackerel. I wish I'm the king of a vast and powerful empire.
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04-07-2011, 06:05 AM	#10967
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted. You are now the king of the vast and powerful empire of e.coli in someone's large bowel. I wish I could remember everything I ever heard.
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04-07-2011, 06:29 AM	#10968
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. You forgot everything you read and wrote. I wish leopards were extinct.
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04-07-2011, 10:51 AM	#10969
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Granted, leopards never existed and.... wait.... now what? Nothing. Though your dog turns into a lumpy lizard-esque paraplegic blob with multifaceted eyes. Also don't look down at your "hands". I wish oranges had a button on them for self peeling, and the splitting of all pieces in a perfect circle right in front of me.
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04-07-2011, 09:59 PM	#10970
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. When the skin is removed all you see of the orange is a bunch of wires. I wish apples doesn't oxidise so quickly when peeled.
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04-07-2011, 11:28 PM	#10971
Artio Core Member [510%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 20,419	Granted. All you have to do is to rub some navel lint on your apples after you've peeled them. I wish I was brave enough.
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04-08-2011, 02:41 AM	#10972
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Granted. You were so brave you went bungee jumping from a Black Hawk hovering over St Helena. I wish I could just "ting" with my index finger and give someone else the mother of all tummy aches.
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04-08-2011, 11:16 AM	#10973
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,546	(VP - you've certainly been in a foul mood the past couple day - so ripe with evil to direct at others.) Granted - but according to Wiccan law, after you give someone the mother of all tummy aches, you feel it three times as badly as he/she did. I wish all dogs would be well-behaved and never bark or slobber, and that their owners would always clean up their crap.
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04-09-2011, 12:17 PM	#10975
GettingBetter Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 959	Granted. He's laughing at all the death threats he is receiving. Fortunately for WS, the police are doing their job and have stopped the perps from carrying out their very serious threats. I wish people would get wise to proganda.
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