corrupt a wish - Page 429

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-18-2011, 10:16 PM

Granted... wait, he's not real!? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish the world would quit lying to me.
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**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 05:53 AM

Granted! The harsh truths you now encounter lead to your inevitable breakdown. But hey, that straight jacket looks nice on you.

I wish I knew where my flashdrive was.

**zef** · 01-19-2011, 06:20 AM

Granted. . .it is in my USB port.

I wish I hadn't seen what was on Wombat's flashdrive.

**GenessorDios** · 01-19-2011, 07:08 AM

Granted. Your house gets foreclosed on and your laptop repo-ed.

I wish something would go wrong.

**jonnyb** · 01-19-2011, 12:00 PM

Granted! The thing that goes wrong is irreversible and has to do with your reproductive organs.

Speaking of.....I wish I wasn't such a pussy.

**John01** · 01-19-2011, 09:28 PM

Granted! You're now a di................................................ ...stal phalanx.

I wish the ice in my drink wouldn't melt.

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-19-2011, 09:32 PM

Granted, now your drink is frozen solid.

I wish puppies were low maintenance.

**GenessorDios** · 01-20-2011, 05:01 AM

Granted. They are euthanized and stuffed, all for your convenience. Enjoy!

I wish there would be another world war, one that actually involves the whole world this time.

**John01** · 01-20-2011, 06:58 AM

Granted; There is another world war started by you. You are killed one minute into the war, and it ends as quickly as it began.

I wish I could read people's minds.

**GenessorDios** · 01-20-2011, 07:53 AM

Granted. It's too bad they're all written in binary.

I wish I could be a car.

**WoodsWoman** · 01-20-2011, 08:15 AM

Granted. Enjoy the junkyard.

I wish things were easier to understand.

**jonnyb** · 01-20-2011, 12:26 PM

Granted! Now the whole world opperates on the priciples of Kindergarten Readers we have to take home and read aloud for 15 minutes at a time.

I wish I had a better grasp on the theory of relativity.

**GenessorDios** · 01-20-2011, 09:36 PM

Granted. You hold the thesis much more tightly to your chest but being intellectually-challenged, the words on the pages are little more than random scribbles to you.

I wish snow would fall on Mars.

**lumin** · 01-20-2011, 09:46 PM

Granted. 'Snow' falls on Mars but it is mostly or all CO2 (it is actually).

I wish someone else would ask a question.

**GenessorDios** · 01-20-2011, 09:48 PM

Why would you wish for that?

I wish I understood lumin better.

**jonnyb** · 01-20-2011, 11:00 PM

Granted! But you get owl poop all over yourself because you stood under Lumin.

I wish I wouldn't hit my head on the counter each time I lean back in my chair.

**envirodude** · 01-20-2011, 11:04 PM

^^Granted. But on peering into his soul, you find he is actually Eva from Wall-E dressed up like an owl. Obviously, your intrusion is discovered, and you are unceremoniously dispatched with that death ray stare.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

^Granted. You fall back expecting the counter to stop you and crack your melon open on the floor. (obviously)

I wish people didn't butt in front of me while I'm typing a reply.

**jonnyb** · 01-20-2011, 11:08 PM

Granted! Now as your highest goal in life, you get all your posts in before someone snakes you.

I wish my nose wasn't getting stuffed up.

Cooper · 01-21-2011, 01:28 PM

Granted! It is running so much FEMA shows up to set up flood evacuation camps.

I wish I would have picked up Diet Coke at Costco.

**zef** · 01-21-2011, 02:14 PM

Granted. . .unfortunately jonnyb and his runny nose stocked the Diet Coke on the shelves.

I wish that everything was just an illusion.

**swizzluvin** · 01-21-2011, 07:33 PM

granted you realize you don't exist

i wish the jets win the super bowl

**zef** · 01-21-2011, 08:17 PM

granted. . .but the Super Bowl commercials are so good this year, no one actually watches the game.

I wish everyone love and light and peace and joy and warm, furry kittens playing with Christmas wrapping paper.

**jonnyb** · 01-21-2011, 08:23 PM

Granted! Half the world's population dies of paper cuts and cat scratch fever. The survivors blame you, Zeff. They hunt you down to the ends of the Earth and proceeded to vivisect you using little kitten claws.

I wish I had a back scratcher.

**John01** · 01-21-2011, 08:28 PM

Granted! Congratulations on your new backscratcher: Godzilla, who with just one scratch reduces you to tiny strands of necrotic tissue.

I wish I get the benefits of 8 hours of sleep in only 2 hours.

**zef** · 01-21-2011, 08:31 PM

Granted. . .backscratcher is custom-made from one of the kitten claws that was actually used to vivisect me. It was never cleaned, so my DNA invades you and takes over.

I wish my DNA would take over more quickly.

01-18-2011, 10:16 PM	#10701
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Granted... wait, he's not real!? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish the world would quit lying to me. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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01-19-2011, 05:53 AM	#10702
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Granted! The harsh truths you now encounter lead to your inevitable breakdown. But hey, that straight jacket looks nice on you. I wish I knew where my flashdrive was.
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01-19-2011, 06:20 AM	#10703
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Granted. . .it is in my USB port. I wish I hadn't seen what was on Wombat's flashdrive.
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01-19-2011, 07:08 AM	#10704
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Your house gets foreclosed on and your laptop repo-ed. I wish something would go wrong.
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01-19-2011, 12:00 PM	#10705
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! The thing that goes wrong is irreversible and has to do with your reproductive organs. Speaking of.....I wish I wasn't such a pussy.
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01-19-2011, 09:28 PM	#10706
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted! You're now a di................................................ ...stal phalanx. I wish the ice in my drink wouldn't melt.
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01-19-2011, 09:32 PM	#10707
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Granted, now your drink is frozen solid. I wish puppies were low maintenance.
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01-20-2011, 05:01 AM	#10708
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. They are euthanized and stuffed, all for your convenience. Enjoy! I wish there would be another world war, one that actually involves the whole world this time.
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01-20-2011, 06:58 AM	#10709
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted; There is another world war started by you. You are killed one minute into the war, and it ends as quickly as it began. I wish I could read people's minds.
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01-20-2011, 07:53 AM	#10710
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. It's too bad they're all written in binary. I wish I could be a car.
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01-20-2011, 08:15 AM	#10711
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	Granted. Enjoy the junkyard. I wish things were easier to understand.
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01-20-2011, 12:26 PM	#10712
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! Now the whole world opperates on the priciples of Kindergarten Readers we have to take home and read aloud for 15 minutes at a time. I wish I had a better grasp on the theory of relativity.
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01-20-2011, 09:36 PM	#10713
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You hold the thesis much more tightly to your chest but being intellectually-challenged, the words on the pages are little more than random scribbles to you. I wish snow would fall on Mars.
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01-20-2011, 09:46 PM	#10714
lumin Member [26%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,051	Granted. 'Snow' falls on Mars but it is mostly or all CO2 (it is actually). I wish someone else would ask a question.
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01-20-2011, 09:48 PM	#10715
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Why would you wish for that? I wish I understood lumin better.
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01-20-2011, 11:00 PM	#10716
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! But you get owl poop all over yourself because you stood under Lumin. I wish I wouldn't hit my head on the counter each time I lean back in my chair.
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01-20-2011, 11:04 PM	#10717
envirodude Core Member [111%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,447	^^Granted. But on peering into his soul, you find he is actually Eva from Wall-E dressed up like an owl. Obviously, your intrusion is discovered, and you are unceremoniously dispatched with that death ray stare. I wish I didn't procrastinate. ^Granted. You fall back expecting the counter to stop you and crack your melon open on the floor. (obviously) I wish people didn't butt in front of me while I'm typing a reply.
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01-20-2011, 11:08 PM	#10718
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! Now as your highest goal in life, you get all your posts in before someone snakes you. I wish my nose wasn't getting stuffed up.
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01-21-2011, 01:28 PM	#10719
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,618	Granted! It is running so much FEMA shows up to set up flood evacuation camps. I wish I would have picked up Diet Coke at Costco.
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01-21-2011, 02:14 PM	#10720
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Granted. . .unfortunately jonnyb and his runny nose stocked the Diet Coke on the shelves. I wish that everything was just an illusion.
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01-21-2011, 07:33 PM	#10721
swizzluvin Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 201	granted you realize you don't exist i wish the jets win the super bowl
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01-21-2011, 08:17 PM	#10722
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	granted. . .but the Super Bowl commercials are so good this year, no one actually watches the game. I wish everyone love and light and peace and joy and warm, furry kittens playing with Christmas wrapping paper.
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01-21-2011, 08:23 PM	#10723
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! Half the world's population dies of paper cuts and cat scratch fever. The survivors blame you, Zeff. They hunt you down to the ends of the Earth and proceeded to vivisect you using little kitten claws. I wish I had a back scratcher.
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01-21-2011, 08:28 PM	#10724
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,518	Granted! Congratulations on your new backscratcher: Godzilla, who with just one scratch reduces you to tiny strands of necrotic tissue. I wish I get the benefits of 8 hours of sleep in only 2 hours.
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01-21-2011, 08:31 PM	#10725
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Granted. . .backscratcher is custom-made from one of the kitten claws that was actually used to vivisect me. It was never cleaned, so my DNA invades you and takes over. I wish my DNA would take over more quickly.
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