corrupt a wish - Page 422

**datagirl** · 12-30-2010, 11:08 AM

Granted - unfortunately, you taste like bacon

I wish that it was 2011 already

**zef** · 12-30-2010, 04:01 PM

Granted, but not for two more days.

I wish that my wife was better at Guitar hero so I would never have to hear 'Slow Ride' again.

Cooper · 12-30-2010, 07:23 PM

Granted! Now she can play "Smoke on The Water"

I wish I wasn't so lazy, I'd go find something to eat.

**Taste of peat** · 01-01-2011, 06:00 PM

Granted. You'll find some poisoned food and die painfully.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

**jonnyb** · 01-01-2011, 06:09 PM

Granted! You find some gold digging wench and soon wish you had Cooper's fate.

I wish my toes weren't so cold.

**phoboser** · 01-01-2011, 06:11 PM

^^
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I wish I had a grand piano.

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-01-2011, 10:41 PM

Granted, it is airdropped on your house from 30,000 feet.

I wish soft drinks could never go flat.

Cooper · 01-02-2011, 12:50 PM

Granted!They now come that way, so there is no way they go that way.

I wish I felt like doing something today.

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-02-2011, 06:06 PM

Granted! Today, you feel like trying your hand at freestyle bear wrestling.

I wish for the deed to the Milky Way.

Cooper · 01-02-2011, 09:34 PM

Granted! The former hands it over to you...and Snickers.

I wish there was something worth watching on TV.

**venuspop** · 01-02-2011, 10:24 PM

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	Granted! The former hands it over to you...and Snickers. I wish there was something worth watching on TV.

Granted. It's your favourite program and you are forced to watch it for the rest of your life or until you puked, whichever comes first.

I wish I am a millionaire.

(Haven't played this before. Did I get it right?)

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-02-2011, 11:04 PM

	Originally Posted by venuspop To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	(Haven't played this before. Did I get it right?)

Yes, but you don't have to quote the poster above you. I did this time for reference.

Granted, but you can only spend your money at Petsmart.

I wish that there were no more ads on Youtube.

**venuspop** · 01-03-2011, 12:31 AM

Granted. All ads redirected to your email account instead.

I wish I can stop all war.

**CaptainAwesome** · 01-03-2011, 04:35 PM

Granted. Everyone is dead now.

**RedHead8808** · 01-03-2011, 04:57 PM

I wish I had a pack of gummy bears
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**venuspop** · 01-03-2011, 06:51 PM

Granted. All made of plastic.

I wish for flying cars.

**MortalWombat** · 01-03-2011, 08:22 PM

Granted. Cars are flung this way and that by a giant ogre, threatening to destroy everything in it's path. Nice job.

I wish I had warm but thin gloves that fit my little hands.

**jonnyb** · 01-03-2011, 08:28 PM

Granted! Awesome gloves that keep your hands toasty warm without the bulk. Too bad George Forman hears about your gloves. He knocks you out and takes your gloves and uses them to develop a new way to cook steaks.

I wish that the brake lights would work on the trailer that I am using.

**Wapiti** · 01-03-2011, 08:32 PM

Granted, your brake lights now work on your trailer however, your brakes go out on your truck and you run off a cliff while towing your trailer on a winding mountain road. At least you appeared to stop.

I wish Justin Bieber would die.

**venuspop** · 01-03-2011, 10:03 PM

Granted. He died but was revived by the pill of immortality. Now he lives right next door.

I wish for the elixir of youth.

**CaptainAwesome** · 01-04-2011, 02:35 PM

Granted. But for it to work, you must eat a child less than 10 yrs old every day.
I wish I had a ton of money.

**MortalWombat** · 01-04-2011, 03:21 PM

Granted. Exactly one ton of pennies arrive at your door, and you are immediately mauled by hobos.

I wish I could have a motorcycle right now.

**jonnyb** · 01-04-2011, 04:12 PM

Granted!
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I wish that it were warmer than 16 degrees F so I could ride my motorcycle.

**CaptainAwesome** · 01-04-2011, 04:16 PM

Granted. It is now 1500 deg. F outside and your dwelling catches fire.
I wish.........that I wasn't so bored.

Cooper · 01-04-2011, 05:22 PM

Granted. You are now longer bored. You are now board.

I wish I could have come up with something better then that.

12-30-2010, 11:08 AM	#10526
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	Granted - unfortunately, you taste like bacon I wish that it was 2011 already
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12-30-2010, 04:01 PM	#10527
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Granted, but not for two more days. I wish that my wife was better at Guitar hero so I would never have to hear 'Slow Ride' again.
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12-30-2010, 07:23 PM	#10528
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,611	Granted! Now she can play "Smoke on The Water" I wish I wasn't so lazy, I'd go find something to eat.
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01-01-2011, 06:00 PM	#10529
Taste of peat Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,141	Granted. You'll find some poisoned food and die painfully. I wish I had a girlfriend...
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01-01-2011, 06:09 PM	#10530
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! You find some gold digging wench and soon wish you had Cooper's fate. I wish my toes weren't so cold.
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01-01-2011, 06:11 PM	#10531
phoboser Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,434	^^ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I had a grand piano.
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01-01-2011, 10:41 PM	#10532
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Granted, it is airdropped on your house from 30,000 feet. I wish soft drinks could never go flat.
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01-02-2011, 12:50 PM	#10533
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,611	Granted!They now come that way, so there is no way they go that way. I wish I felt like doing something today.
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01-02-2011, 06:06 PM	#10534
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Granted! Today, you feel like trying your hand at freestyle bear wrestling. I wish for the deed to the Milky Way.
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01-02-2011, 09:34 PM	#10535
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,611	Granted! The former hands it over to you...and Snickers. I wish there was something worth watching on TV.
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01-03-2011, 12:31 AM	#10538
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Granted. All ads redirected to your email account instead. I wish I can stop all war.
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01-03-2011, 04:35 PM	#10539
CaptainAwesome Member [02%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 105	Granted. Everyone is dead now.
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01-03-2011, 04:57 PM	#10540
RedHead8808 Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,711	I wish I had a pack of gummy bears To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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01-03-2011, 06:51 PM	#10541
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Granted. All made of plastic. I wish for flying cars.
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01-03-2011, 08:22 PM	#10542
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Granted. Cars are flung this way and that by a giant ogre, threatening to destroy everything in it's path. Nice job. I wish I had warm but thin gloves that fit my little hands.
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01-03-2011, 08:28 PM	#10543
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! Awesome gloves that keep your hands toasty warm without the bulk. Too bad George Forman hears about your gloves. He knocks you out and takes your gloves and uses them to develop a new way to cook steaks. I wish that the brake lights would work on the trailer that I am using.
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01-03-2011, 08:32 PM	#10544
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Granted, your brake lights now work on your trailer however, your brakes go out on your truck and you run off a cliff while towing your trailer on a winding mountain road. At least you appeared to stop. I wish Justin Bieber would die.
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01-03-2011, 10:03 PM	#10545
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Granted. He died but was revived by the pill of immortality. Now he lives right next door. I wish for the elixir of youth.
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01-04-2011, 02:35 PM	#10546
CaptainAwesome Member [02%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 105	Granted. But for it to work, you must eat a child less than 10 yrs old every day. I wish I had a ton of money.
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01-04-2011, 03:21 PM	#10547
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Granted. Exactly one ton of pennies arrive at your door, and you are immediately mauled by hobos. I wish I could have a motorcycle right now.
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01-04-2011, 04:12 PM	#10548
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Granted! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish that it were warmer than 16 degrees F so I could ride my motorcycle.
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01-04-2011, 04:16 PM	#10549
CaptainAwesome Member [02%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 105	Granted. It is now 1500 deg. F outside and your dwelling catches fire. I wish.........that I wasn't so bored.
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01-04-2011, 05:22 PM	#10550
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,611	Granted. You are now longer bored. You are now board. I wish I could have come up with something better then that.
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