corrupt a wish - Page 393

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 04:44 AM

Granted. But you really should have asked for Verbosity 2. It just came out and I heard it's a much better game.

I wish there would be no more royalty left in the world.

**N0c7urn3** · 08-15-2010, 05:17 AM

Granted! Any nobles have now been murdered and replaced with a tyrannous dictator.

I wish I had a personal robot to do my bidding.

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 05:22 AM

Granted. ED-209 appears at your doorstep and while he may excel at thwarting would-be burglars, he's still somewhat lacking in the general household chores department.

I wish someone would come up with some new curse words.

**reiven** · 08-15-2010, 05:34 AM

granted. they come from an aboriginal tribe, and they mirror the sounds of a dot matrix printer

i wish i had a pet frog

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 05:38 AM

Not granted until you bury/flush all your old pets. Smells like a goddamn slaughterhouse in your room.

I wish I had an authentic katana.

**reiven** · 08-15-2010, 05:45 AM

granted, there is one in the next hall beside Seti. it's yours...go get it.

i wish i would get back into karate, already.

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 05:51 AM

Granted. After two weeks of soul-searching, the sensei decides the only way you can be used is as woodblock-chopping practice for his real students.

I wish time would speed up and slow down randomly, just to keep things interesting.

**reiven** · 08-15-2010, 07:22 AM

yourwishis gr.....a.....nte......d

i wish i had a cheesecake

**Fyrnae** · 08-15-2010, 07:40 AM

Granted, you are given a most luscious cheesecake. Just as you are about to settle down & enjoy it, Liason happens by & pinches it out from under your nose.

I wish I had a washing machine at home.

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 07:41 AM

~~Granted. Just stand on this platform moving into the fire and you will soon get your cake. That's right....just a little bit more....wait, where are you going? Don't you want your cake?~~

Granted. Unfortunately, they only had one that was sized for Barbie dolls, so you'll have to cut up each piece of clothing, wash the scraps individually, then sew them back after.

I wish Barney would just snap one day and shoot all the kids.

**Fyrnae** · 08-15-2010, 07:47 AM

Granted, but they have been prepared for this eventuality and have been sent to the studio wearing kevlar. When Barney snaps, the kids draw weapons of their own &...well, you know the rest. Bye bye Barney.

I wish for a livable wage.

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 08:10 AM

Granted. Contractors come by and install a nice wooden door in your wage. They put only two windows in, but that's what you get for choosing such a small company. They also fit it with wheels so it's easy to carry around.

I wish all nuclear warhead neutrons would go on strike and refuse to fiss.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-15-2010, 06:50 PM

Granted, every nuclear power plant just lost power in the process causing rolling black outs.

I wish I could meet Mozart.

**Tactician** · 08-15-2010, 08:25 PM

Granted! you travel back in time to meet him, but your stuck in his time forever

I wish i could never get lost.

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 09:37 PM

Granted. Your captors provide you with a map in your 10' x 10' cell, but it's probably as a joke. Happy rest of your life to you!

I wish my pencil would never run out of lead.

**elegantlyme** · 08-15-2010, 09:42 PM

Granted.

Your pencil never runs out of lead because the world is now made of lead. Nice job.

I wish that the sky was orange.

**GenessorDios** · 08-15-2010, 10:13 PM

Granted. It's a bit too sour though, but at least the ocean is grape.

I wish for a new life.

**Mr Mediocre** · 08-16-2010, 12:06 AM

Granted! But you are now in debt forever as you did not get much of a trade in on your old one.

I wish I had more holidays saved up at work.

**reiven** · 08-16-2010, 03:36 AM

granted!
you get everyone else's president's day, and you get all the boxing days.
i wouldn't travel anytime soon, the ghanans and the swiss are pissed to lose that one.

i wish would quit with the whole smoking cigarettes is a form of rebellion attitude

**GenessorDios** · 08-16-2010, 05:01 AM

Granted. Whoever's affected is now brainwashed by the new Cancer's the dog's bollocks! marketing slogan.

I wish water wasn't wet.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-16-2010, 07:01 AM

Granted, but it is no longer drinkable and everything on the planet is dying slowly as an result. We have a few days left.

I wish I could get back to my own time.

**Fyrnae** · 08-16-2010, 08:52 AM

Granted without corruption. Let me know what the process is.

I shamelessly copy that wish, adding to take those I love with me + the forum & everything required to make it work.

**datagirl** · 08-16-2010, 04:11 PM

Granted - unfortunately you also get the annoying members of the forum (you know who I'm talking about...)

I wish that the rabbit in my backyard would quit munching on my flowers

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-16-2010, 04:23 PM

Granted, it is now a zombie rabbit and would rather munch on your brains.

I wish I could look at someones username and instantly know what they really look like.

**redweather** · 08-16-2010, 04:25 PM

granted! he will be so hungry by halloween that he will consume a small trick-or-treater.

i wish my vacation wasn't over.
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granted, of course, most of us are appallingly ugly.

i wish my vacation wasn't over.

08-15-2010, 04:44 AM	#9801
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. But you really should have asked for Verbosity 2. It just came out and I heard it's a much better game. I wish there would be no more royalty left in the world.
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08-15-2010, 05:17 AM	#9802
N0c7urn3 Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 691	Granted! Any nobles have now been murdered and replaced with a tyrannous dictator. I wish I had a personal robot to do my bidding.
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08-15-2010, 05:22 AM	#9803
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. ED-209 appears at your doorstep and while he may excel at thwarting would-be burglars, he's still somewhat lacking in the general household chores department. I wish someone would come up with some new curse words.
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08-15-2010, 05:34 AM	#9804
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	granted. they come from an aboriginal tribe, and they mirror the sounds of a dot matrix printer i wish i had a pet frog
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08-15-2010, 05:38 AM	#9805
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Not granted until you bury/flush all your old pets. Smells like a goddamn slaughterhouse in your room. I wish I had an authentic katana.
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08-15-2010, 05:45 AM	#9806
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	granted, there is one in the next hall beside Seti. it's yours...go get it. i wish i would get back into karate, already.
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08-15-2010, 05:51 AM	#9807
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. After two weeks of soul-searching, the sensei decides the only way you can be used is as woodblock-chopping practice for his real students. I wish time would speed up and slow down randomly, just to keep things interesting.
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08-15-2010, 07:22 AM	#9808
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	yourwishis gr.....a.....nte......d i wish i had a cheesecake
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08-15-2010, 07:40 AM	#9809
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted, you are given a most luscious cheesecake. Just as you are about to settle down & enjoy it, Liason happens by & pinches it out from under your nose. I wish I had a washing machine at home.
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08-15-2010, 07:41 AM	#9810
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	~~Granted. Just stand on this platform moving into the fire and you will soon get your cake. That's right....just a little bit more....wait, where are you going? Don't you want your cake?~~ Granted. Unfortunately, they only had one that was sized for Barbie dolls, so you'll have to cut up each piece of clothing, wash the scraps individually, then sew them back after. I wish Barney would just snap one day and shoot all the kids.
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08-15-2010, 07:47 AM	#9811
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted, but they have been prepared for this eventuality and have been sent to the studio wearing kevlar. When Barney snaps, the kids draw weapons of their own &...well, you know the rest. Bye bye Barney. I wish for a livable wage.
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08-15-2010, 08:10 AM	#9812
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Contractors come by and install a nice wooden door in your wage. They put only two windows in, but that's what you get for choosing such a small company. They also fit it with wheels so it's easy to carry around. I wish all nuclear warhead neutrons would go on strike and refuse to fiss.
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08-15-2010, 06:50 PM	#9813
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, every nuclear power plant just lost power in the process causing rolling black outs. I wish I could meet Mozart.
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08-15-2010, 08:25 PM	#9814
Tactician Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 365	Granted! you travel back in time to meet him, but your stuck in his time forever I wish i could never get lost.
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08-15-2010, 09:37 PM	#9815
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Your captors provide you with a map in your 10' x 10' cell, but it's probably as a joke. Happy rest of your life to you! I wish my pencil would never run out of lead.
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08-15-2010, 09:42 PM	#9816
elegantlyme New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 57	Granted. Your pencil never runs out of lead because the world is now made of lead. Nice job. I wish that the sky was orange.
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08-15-2010, 10:13 PM	#9817
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. It's a bit too sour though, but at least the ocean is grape. I wish for a new life.
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08-16-2010, 12:06 AM	#9818
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! But you are now in debt forever as you did not get much of a trade in on your old one. I wish I had more holidays saved up at work.
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08-16-2010, 03:36 AM	#9819
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	granted! you get everyone else's president's day, and you get all the boxing days. i wouldn't travel anytime soon, the ghanans and the swiss are pissed to lose that one. i wish would quit with the whole smoking cigarettes is a form of rebellion attitude
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08-16-2010, 05:01 AM	#9820
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Whoever's affected is now brainwashed by the new Cancer's the dog's bollocks! marketing slogan. I wish water wasn't wet.
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08-16-2010, 07:01 AM	#9821
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, but it is no longer drinkable and everything on the planet is dying slowly as an result. We have a few days left. I wish I could get back to my own time.
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08-16-2010, 08:52 AM	#9822
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted without corruption. Let me know what the process is. I shamelessly copy that wish, adding to take those I love with me + the forum & everything required to make it work.
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08-16-2010, 04:11 PM	#9823
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,384	Granted - unfortunately you also get the annoying members of the forum (you know who I'm talking about...) I wish that the rabbit in my backyard would quit munching on my flowers
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08-16-2010, 04:23 PM	#9824
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, it is now a zombie rabbit and would rather munch on your brains. I wish I could look at someones username and instantly know what they really look like.
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08-16-2010, 04:25 PM	#9825
redweather Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 196	granted! he will be so hungry by halloween that he will consume a small trick-or-treater. i wish my vacation wasn't over. -------------------- granted, of course, most of us are appallingly ugly. i wish my vacation wasn't over.
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