corrupt a wish - Page 386

**jonnyb** · 08-05-2010, 09:28 PM

Granted! He turns out to be a sugar mama in disguise after you are trapped.

I wish my stomach wasn't growling.

**Desmond Linus** · 08-05-2010, 09:39 PM

Granted, but you get an intensely painful headache that even the most powerful Ibuprofen can't alleviate.

I wish my dad hadn't taped over my graduation speech.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-05-2010, 09:47 PM

Granted, but he's a serial killer.

I wish wishing was more effective.

**jonnyb** · 08-05-2010, 09:50 PM

Granted! Wishes are fishes....

I wish I can get some good seats for Rob Zombie show.

**Desmond Linus** · 08-05-2010, 09:51 PM

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	Granted, but he's a serial killer.

What does that have to do with my graduation speech being taped over?

Anyway. Granted, Wishes are now 0.00000000000000000000001% more effective.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner (So original, I know!)

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	Granted! Wishes are fishes.... I wish I can get some good seats for Rob Zombie show.

Granted, but you become superglued to the seats. You better hope that you don't have to go to the bathroom

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner (So original, I know!)

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-05-2010, 10:02 PM

Granted, you will now be devoured by hungry children.

I wish I knew what to do next. (as for the other wish, my screen hadn't fully loaded so I read the wrong wish, sorry)

**jonnyb** · 08-05-2010, 10:08 PM

Granted! But your memory isn't worth a shit and you forget as readily as you knew what to do next.

I wish for another cup of coffee.

**Desmond Linus** · 08-05-2010, 10:38 PM

Granted, but it's so hot that you burn your tongue.

I wish that I didn't have to think of a wish.

**jonnyb** · 08-05-2010, 11:52 PM

Granted! Your brain experiences a liquifaction moment and leaks through your nose and out your ears.

I wish Desmond Linus would have brought a mop to clean up after himself.

**Fyrnae** · 08-06-2010, 03:01 AM

Granted, but he forever moans at you for walking on the newly cleaned floor.

I wish jonnyb would have an avatar again.

**sixpoint8** · 08-06-2010, 02:12 PM

Granted, but it's a creepy picture of you.

I wish a particular relative wasn't such a burdensome sack of flesh and chemicals.

**Mr Mediocre** · 08-06-2010, 03:08 PM

Granted! Said relative is now a burdensome sack of shit instead.

I wish I did not have to go into work in 15 minutes.

**Fyrnae** · 08-06-2010, 04:07 PM

Granted! You had to go to work 15 minutes ago; best hurry.

I wish I had a nice smoke.

**Mr Mediocre** · 08-06-2010, 05:25 PM

Granted! But you have no means with which to light it. It does look awful purdy though.

I wish the best times in life never had to end.

**datagirl** · 08-06-2010, 07:21 PM

Granted - the endless happy moments in your life become mundane and oppressive. You are overwhelmed with depression and spend eternity trying kill yourself to escape the never-ending sameness.

I wish that I had a bullshit detector

**SeaCzar** · 08-06-2010, 07:51 PM

Granted. But now you are a bull rider and it goes off constantly.

I wish this accounting software wasn't so fucked up.

**datagirl** · 08-06-2010, 07:54 PM

Granted - now your operating system is fucked up

I wish there weren't so many stupid commercials on TV

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-06-2010, 09:08 PM

Granted, now the commercials are so interesting and hypnotizing that there is no room for any other media.

I wish I could redo today and get everything right.

**Tactician** · 08-06-2010, 09:25 PM

Granted! You are caugth in the "groundhog's day" effect, and be forever trapped in today, never moving on to tomorrow.

i wish that i could be phsyically flexable

**jonnyb** · 08-07-2010, 06:39 AM

Granted! A group of bored urban teenagers mistake you for an oversize gummy bear and eat you. The whole time, the unruley teens wonder when gummy bears became salty tasting.

I wish that pooh head Edgar would work my Halloween rotation so I can adequately celebrate my holiday of choice.

**SeaCzar** · 08-07-2010, 07:46 AM

Granted. But now you have to wear pooh on your head.

I wish I could figure out a decent wish.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-07-2010, 08:51 AM

Granted, but the results came true and were mind scarringly horrible.

I wish I knew how to get payed for doing things that I would do in my free time anyways.

**Mr Mediocre** · 08-07-2010, 03:42 PM

Granted! You now test the structural integrity of toilets for $1 per hour.

I wish I was impervious to fire.

**jonnyb** · 08-07-2010, 08:14 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, you melt away with application of water. To bad while you were enjoying the sensation of being lit on fire, the fire department dowsed you with water to put out the fire.

I wish that I could heal as well and as quick as I used to.

**Mr Mediocre** · 08-07-2010, 08:21 PM

Granted! You lose an arm, and while somewhat disapointed that it did not grow back, are happy with the way your stump turned out.

I wish I could zap my thoughts into other peoples' heads without going through the laborious process of verbal explanation.

08-05-2010, 09:28 PM	#9626
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! He turns out to be a sugar mama in disguise after you are trapped. I wish my stomach wasn't growling.
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08-05-2010, 09:39 PM	#9627
Desmond Linus Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 312	Granted, but you get an intensely painful headache that even the most powerful Ibuprofen can't alleviate. I wish my dad hadn't taped over my graduation speech.
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08-05-2010, 09:47 PM	#9628
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, but he's a serial killer. I wish wishing was more effective.
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08-05-2010, 09:50 PM	#9629
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! Wishes are fishes.... I wish I can get some good seats for Rob Zombie show.
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08-05-2010, 10:02 PM	#9631
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, you will now be devoured by hungry children. I wish I knew what to do next. (as for the other wish, my screen hadn't fully loaded so I read the wrong wish, sorry)
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08-05-2010, 10:08 PM	#9632
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! But your memory isn't worth a shit and you forget as readily as you knew what to do next. I wish for another cup of coffee.
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08-05-2010, 10:38 PM	#9633
Desmond Linus Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 312	Granted, but it's so hot that you burn your tongue. I wish that I didn't have to think of a wish.
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08-05-2010, 11:52 PM	#9634
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! Your brain experiences a liquifaction moment and leaks through your nose and out your ears. I wish Desmond Linus would have brought a mop to clean up after himself.
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08-06-2010, 03:01 AM	#9635
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted, but he forever moans at you for walking on the newly cleaned floor. I wish jonnyb would have an avatar again.
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08-06-2010, 02:12 PM	#9636
sixpoint8 Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 628	Granted, but it's a creepy picture of you. I wish a particular relative wasn't such a burdensome sack of flesh and chemicals.
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08-06-2010, 03:08 PM	#9637
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! Said relative is now a burdensome sack of shit instead. I wish I did not have to go into work in 15 minutes.
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08-06-2010, 04:07 PM	#9638
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted! You had to go to work 15 minutes ago; best hurry. I wish I had a nice smoke.
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08-06-2010, 05:25 PM	#9639
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! But you have no means with which to light it. It does look awful purdy though. I wish the best times in life never had to end.
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08-06-2010, 07:21 PM	#9640
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,384	Granted - the endless happy moments in your life become mundane and oppressive. You are overwhelmed with depression and spend eternity trying kill yourself to escape the never-ending sameness. I wish that I had a bullshit detector
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08-06-2010, 07:51 PM	#9641
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But now you are a bull rider and it goes off constantly. I wish this accounting software wasn't so fucked up.
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08-06-2010, 07:54 PM	#9642
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,384	Granted - now your operating system is fucked up I wish there weren't so many stupid commercials on TV
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08-06-2010, 09:08 PM	#9643
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, now the commercials are so interesting and hypnotizing that there is no room for any other media. I wish I could redo today and get everything right.
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08-06-2010, 09:25 PM	#9644
Tactician Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 365	Granted! You are caugth in the "groundhog's day" effect, and be forever trapped in today, never moving on to tomorrow. i wish that i could be phsyically flexable
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08-07-2010, 06:39 AM	#9645
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! A group of bored urban teenagers mistake you for an oversize gummy bear and eat you. The whole time, the unruley teens wonder when gummy bears became salty tasting. I wish that pooh head Edgar would work my Halloween rotation so I can adequately celebrate my holiday of choice.
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08-07-2010, 07:46 AM	#9646
SeaCzar Veteran Member [66%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,668	Granted. But now you have to wear pooh on your head. I wish I could figure out a decent wish.
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08-07-2010, 08:51 AM	#9647
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, but the results came true and were mind scarringly horrible. I wish I knew how to get payed for doing things that I would do in my free time anyways.
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08-07-2010, 03:42 PM	#9648
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! You now test the structural integrity of toilets for $1 per hour. I wish I was impervious to fire.
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08-07-2010, 08:14 PM	#9649
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! Unfortunately, you melt away with application of water. To bad while you were enjoying the sensation of being lit on fire, the fire department dowsed you with water to put out the fire. I wish that I could heal as well and as quick as I used to.
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08-07-2010, 08:21 PM	#9650
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! You lose an arm, and while somewhat disapointed that it did not grow back, are happy with the way your stump turned out. I wish I could zap my thoughts into other peoples' heads without going through the laborious process of verbal explanation.
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