corrupt a wish - Page 383

**Mr Mediocre** · 07-31-2010, 10:56 PM

Granted! But you are mugged on your way out of the ticket office and no longer have a wallet, mobile phone or those pretty shoes.

I wish I could stop yawning.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 07-31-2010, 11:32 PM

Granted, but the government has just enforced a universal $10 tax. Now it can bail out the failing movie industry.

I wish I could lay my hand on someones head and they would understand what I was trying to convey to them.

**albi92** · 07-31-2010, 11:36 PM

Granted, but no matter how much they understand about you, they cannot do or say anything to help you out. They merely know, but are powerless to respond.

I wish I could the accordion.

**Desmond Linus** · 07-31-2010, 11:44 PM

Granted, you become the best accordion player to ever live. Unfortunately, you are so great at it, that aspiring accordionists are frustrated that they can never reach your level of virtuosity. They ultimately assassinate you.

I wish I could read faster.

**albi92** · 08-01-2010, 12:03 AM

Granted, but the next book you read is going to be the very last thing you read. Forever. And that book just happens to be a Pre-Teen magazine with a 10 page spread on Justin Bieber.

I wish to ride a vegetarian T-Rex.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-01-2010, 09:21 AM

Granted, but it was a short ride as the mal-nourished t-rex fell over from your weight.

I wish our government wasn't so incompetent.

**Desmond Linus** · 08-01-2010, 02:50 PM

Granted, but it doesn't last since the comparatively incompetent population doesn't re-elect the administration.

I wish that I was better at Othello (Reversi)

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-01-2010, 03:45 PM

Thats still a lot of good done before we go back to business as usual.

Granted, but all the people who would be fun to play against just had simultaneous heart attacks and died.

I wish everybody used energy systems that did not depend on oil.

**datagirl** · 08-01-2010, 08:47 PM

Granted. Detroit invents an engine that is powered with Soylent Green.

I wish that I could hold a book to my forehead and absorb all the information out of it.

Cooper · 08-01-2010, 10:42 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, it goes in backwards.

I wish summer wasn't over

**GenessorDios** · 08-02-2010, 05:14 AM

Granted. The sudden shift of the Earth's tilt sends one hilariously Doppler-screaming Cooper flung past the moon and out to the cosmos.

I wish for more meat.

**MortalWombat** · 08-02-2010, 05:19 AM

Granted, you now weigh 300lbs.

I wish it was this afternoon already.

**GenessorDios** · 08-02-2010, 05:28 AM

Granted. But after you get it, you realize you actually wanted that afternoon, so you wish for that instead. A vicious greener grass cycle develops and you're making wishes until your family pulls the plug on you.

I wish for a trophy in something.

**pcardiff** · 08-02-2010, 05:34 AM

poof: You get a large trophy for First Place in the number-of-bottlecaps-you-can-stick under-your-eyelids Olympics!

I wish I could pleasure a redhead with large breasts!

**GenessorDios** · 08-02-2010, 05:52 AM

Granted. She is overcome with joy seeing you driving away, never to return.

I wish grass could turn purple.

**pcardiff** · 08-02-2010, 07:41 AM

You are granted your wish, but then the condo association files a suit against you for your garish lawn, and you are drummed out of your fabulous desert golf hideaway.

I wish people would just understand.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-02-2010, 08:57 AM

Granted people now understand everything but since you wished that they could just understand they have forgotten all else and collapsed dead as their bodily functions did not fall under that category. You just killed everyone with a sloppy wish.

I wish I had super powers.

**albi92** · 08-02-2010, 10:52 AM

Granted. You get the powers of strength, flight, invisiblity, and fire and thunder elemental. However someone else is also granted Superpowers. He is your arch nemesis, who is bent on world domination and destroying you uttely. The two of you end up in a fight that ends in the destruction of everything you love and hold dear.

I wish to eat salad for lunch today.

**Synchronicity** · 08-02-2010, 02:35 PM

Granted. The lettuce is brown and unpleasant.

I wish I had an LCD television.

**albi92** · 08-02-2010, 06:48 PM

Granted, but the only channel that works is MTV. = O

I wish I could have a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Cooper · 08-02-2010, 07:21 PM

Granted! Its shipped COD.

I wish I had a wish.

**JeffersonFawkes** · 08-02-2010, 10:15 PM

Granted you now wish that the pieces of your shattered life could be put back together, as everything you hold dear was just destroyed to give you a reason to wish.

I wish I never had writer's block.

**AngryGroceries** · 08-02-2010, 11:16 PM

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	Granted you now wish that the pieces of your shattered life could be put back together, as everything you hold dear was just destroyed to give you a reason to wish. I wish I never had writer's block.

Granted. You have no desk for it to be on.

I wish I was taller.

**N0c7urn3** · 08-02-2010, 11:24 PM

Granted. You are now a nanometer taller!

I wish I can listen to music in my head.

**Mr Mediocre** · 08-03-2010, 01:38 AM

Granted! You are now listening to the dulcet yet forlorn tones of Conway Twitty 24/7.

I wish they served bigger meals at restaurants.

07-31-2010, 10:56 PM	#9551
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! But you are mugged on your way out of the ticket office and no longer have a wallet, mobile phone or those pretty shoes. I wish I could stop yawning.
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07-31-2010, 11:32 PM	#9552
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, but the government has just enforced a universal $10 tax. Now it can bail out the failing movie industry. I wish I could lay my hand on someones head and they would understand what I was trying to convey to them.
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07-31-2010, 11:36 PM	#9553
albi92 Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 97	Granted, but no matter how much they understand about you, they cannot do or say anything to help you out. They merely know, but are powerless to respond. I wish I could the accordion.
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07-31-2010, 11:44 PM	#9554
Desmond Linus Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 312	Granted, you become the best accordion player to ever live. Unfortunately, you are so great at it, that aspiring accordionists are frustrated that they can never reach your level of virtuosity. They ultimately assassinate you. I wish I could read faster.
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08-01-2010, 12:03 AM	#9555
albi92 Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 97	Granted, but the next book you read is going to be the very last thing you read. Forever. And that book just happens to be a Pre-Teen magazine with a 10 page spread on Justin Bieber. I wish to ride a vegetarian T-Rex.
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08-01-2010, 09:21 AM	#9556
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted, but it was a short ride as the mal-nourished t-rex fell over from your weight. I wish our government wasn't so incompetent.
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08-01-2010, 02:50 PM	#9557
Desmond Linus Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 312	Granted, but it doesn't last since the comparatively incompetent population doesn't re-elect the administration. I wish that I was better at Othello (Reversi)
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08-01-2010, 03:45 PM	#9558
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Thats still a lot of good done before we go back to business as usual. Granted, but all the people who would be fun to play against just had simultaneous heart attacks and died. I wish everybody used energy systems that did not depend on oil.
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08-01-2010, 08:47 PM	#9559
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	Granted. Detroit invents an engine that is powered with Soylent Green. I wish that I could hold a book to my forehead and absorb all the information out of it.
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08-01-2010, 10:42 PM	#9560
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,604	Granted! Unfortunately, it goes in backwards. I wish summer wasn't over
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08-02-2010, 05:14 AM	#9561
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. The sudden shift of the Earth's tilt sends one hilariously Doppler-screaming Cooper flung past the moon and out to the cosmos. I wish for more meat.
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08-02-2010, 05:19 AM	#9562
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,246	Granted, you now weigh 300lbs. I wish it was this afternoon already.
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08-02-2010, 05:28 AM	#9563
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. But after you get it, you realize you actually wanted that afternoon, so you wish for that instead. A vicious greener grass cycle develops and you're making wishes until your family pulls the plug on you. I wish for a trophy in something.
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08-02-2010, 05:34 AM	#9564
pcardiff New Member [01%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 37	poof: You get a large trophy for First Place in the number-of-bottlecaps-you-can-stick under-your-eyelids Olympics! I wish I could pleasure a redhead with large breasts!
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08-02-2010, 05:52 AM	#9565
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. She is overcome with joy seeing you driving away, never to return. I wish grass could turn purple.
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08-02-2010, 07:41 AM	#9566
pcardiff New Member [01%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 37	You are granted your wish, but then the condo association files a suit against you for your garish lawn, and you are drummed out of your fabulous desert golf hideaway. I wish people would just understand.
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08-02-2010, 08:57 AM	#9567
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted people now understand everything but since you wished that they could just understand they have forgotten all else and collapsed dead as their bodily functions did not fall under that category. You just killed everyone with a sloppy wish. I wish I had super powers.
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08-02-2010, 10:52 AM	#9568
albi92 Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 97	Granted. You get the powers of strength, flight, invisiblity, and fire and thunder elemental. However someone else is also granted Superpowers. He is your arch nemesis, who is bent on world domination and destroying you uttely. The two of you end up in a fight that ends in the destruction of everything you love and hold dear. I wish to eat salad for lunch today.
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08-02-2010, 02:35 PM	#9569
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. The lettuce is brown and unpleasant. I wish I had an LCD television.
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08-02-2010, 06:48 PM	#9570
albi92 Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 97	Granted, but the only channel that works is MTV. = O I wish I could have a hippopotamus for Christmas.
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08-02-2010, 07:21 PM	#9571
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,604	Granted! Its shipped COD. I wish I had a wish.
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08-02-2010, 10:15 PM	#9572
JeffersonFawkes Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 378	Granted you now wish that the pieces of your shattered life could be put back together, as everything you hold dear was just destroyed to give you a reason to wish. I wish I never had writer's block.
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08-02-2010, 11:24 PM	#9574
N0c7urn3 Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 691	Granted. You are now a nanometer taller! I wish I can listen to music in my head.
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08-03-2010, 01:38 AM	#9575
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! You are now listening to the dulcet yet forlorn tones of Conway Twitty 24/7. I wish they served bigger meals at restaurants.
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