corrupt a wish - Page 379

**MassHysteria** · 07-27-2010, 09:20 PM

Granted, but you have to carry it all in singles on your person all the time. That stuff gets heavy, man.

I wish I could actually sit down and finish this novel.

**GenessorDios** · 07-27-2010, 09:38 PM

Granted. You sit down right as someone yells the ending of the book in your ear. Now you're deaf, annoyed and reading through a book out of spite.

I wish I could find a use for all this used paper I have around.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 09:41 PM

Granted! It's shredded and fed to you as spaghetti.

I wish I had a bowl of spaghetti

**MassHysteria** · 07-27-2010, 09:42 PM

Granted! Out of the goodness of your heart, you take it to the local orphanage and teach the little'uns how to make origami swans and elephants and doggies. Everybody calls you Uncle Bender and gives you hugs.
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EDIT: Snaked!! Granted, but it's national Eat Spaghetti On Top of Your Head As If It Was Delicious, Delicious Hair.

I wish my vacuum cleaner had more suction.

**GenessorDios** · 07-27-2010, 10:25 PM

Granted. It turns out that the critics were wrong after all. It wasn't the LHC that created the first artificial black hole.

I wish for more control of my dreamscapes.

**MassHysteria** · 07-27-2010, 10:27 PM

Granted, but even in your dreams, Catharine Zeta-Jones, Scarlett Johanssen and Jessica Rabbit aren't all that impressed with you.

I wish Superman would come save me!

**jonnyb** · 07-27-2010, 10:32 PM

Granted! Bizaro-Superman is on the way.

I wish for peaceful thoughts tonight.

**GenessorDios** · 07-27-2010, 10:33 PM

Granted. He carries you away by your ankle. The sky gets cloudy and he has to fly low right through a forest of cacti.

I wish for an expensive watch.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 10:34 PM

Granted! You are mugged and it is taken.

I wish to fall asleep!

**ssrprotege** · 07-27-2010, 10:35 PM

Granted. Cobb stole some valuable ideas from you while you were asleep.

I wish not to have any wish.

Cooper · 07-27-2010, 10:38 PM

Granted! Your mind is now a blank slate.

I wish Jack would stop beating up on Wyatt.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 10:38 PM

Granted! But it takes away your ability to dream, and you can't live with the reality around you.

I wish it were Friday.

Edit: Beaten to the punch...

**GenessorDios** · 07-27-2010, 10:38 PM

Granted. Here you go, one ThorBox to go. Just press the button to release.

I wish land was more abundant.

**MassHysteria** · 07-27-2010, 10:40 PM

Granted, but now the oceans are gone... which is a problem, but I can't remember why.

I wish for a more comfortable desk chair.

**ssrprotege** · 07-27-2010, 10:42 PM

Granted. But your chair couldn't stand your weight
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I wish I can enjoy my life without sleeping and eating.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 10:44 PM

Granted! But you realize there is nothing worth living for.

I wish the phone would never ring again.

**jonnyb** · 07-27-2010, 10:49 PM

Granted! Phone buzzs now....loudly.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic tonight.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 10:51 PM

Granted. You're now pathetic.

I wish people who phone people at 1am ceased to exist.

**MassHysteria** · 07-27-2010, 10:51 PM

Granted! Now you never get any phone calls and miss all the important stuff.

I wish I could quit waiting on his call.

**GenessorDios** · 07-27-2010, 10:52 PM

Granted. You start waiting under it, finding some lost change in the process.

I wish for a eucalyptus leaf.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 10:52 PM

Granted. But he calls at 1am

I wish I had a cup of coffee

EDIT: that was for MassHysteria

Cooper · 07-27-2010, 11:27 PM

Granted! So long as I can have one, too.

I wish there was a 24 hour espresso stand here.

**RedOrange823** · 07-27-2010, 11:31 PM

Granted. But it's all for me.

I wish there were more hours in a day

**jonnyb** · 07-28-2010, 12:04 AM

Granted! You impale yourself with them and die slowly.

I wish I could spell well.

**Mr Mediocre** · 07-28-2010, 01:37 AM

Granted! U cn noe longah reed my riting

I wish I was not so grossed out by feet.

07-27-2010, 09:20 PM	#9451
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted, but you have to carry it all in singles on your person all the time. That stuff gets heavy, man. I wish I could actually sit down and finish this novel.
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07-27-2010, 09:38 PM	#9452
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You sit down right as someone yells the ending of the book in your ear. Now you're deaf, annoyed and reading through a book out of spite. I wish I could find a use for all this used paper I have around.
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07-27-2010, 09:41 PM	#9453
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted! It's shredded and fed to you as spaghetti. I wish I had a bowl of spaghetti
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07-27-2010, 09:42 PM	#9454
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted! Out of the goodness of your heart, you take it to the local orphanage and teach the little'uns how to make origami swans and elephants and doggies. Everybody calls you Uncle Bender and gives you hugs. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. EDIT: Snaked!! Granted, but it's national Eat Spaghetti On Top of Your Head As If It Was Delicious, Delicious Hair. I wish my vacuum cleaner had more suction.
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07-27-2010, 10:25 PM	#9455
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. It turns out that the critics were wrong after all. It wasn't the LHC that created the first artificial black hole. I wish for more control of my dreamscapes.
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07-27-2010, 10:27 PM	#9456
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted, but even in your dreams, Catharine Zeta-Jones, Scarlett Johanssen and Jessica Rabbit aren't all that impressed with you. I wish Superman would come save me!
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07-27-2010, 10:32 PM	#9457
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,533	Granted! Bizaro-Superman is on the way. I wish for peaceful thoughts tonight.
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07-27-2010, 10:33 PM	#9458
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. He carries you away by your ankle. The sky gets cloudy and he has to fly low right through a forest of cacti. I wish for an expensive watch.
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07-27-2010, 10:34 PM	#9459
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted! You are mugged and it is taken. I wish to fall asleep!
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07-27-2010, 10:35 PM	#9460
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. Cobb stole some valuable ideas from you while you were asleep. I wish not to have any wish.
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07-27-2010, 10:38 PM	#9461
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,652	Granted! Your mind is now a blank slate. I wish Jack would stop beating up on Wyatt.
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07-27-2010, 10:38 PM	#9462
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted! But it takes away your ability to dream, and you can't live with the reality around you. I wish it were Friday. Edit: Beaten to the punch...
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07-27-2010, 10:38 PM	#9463
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Here you go, one ThorBox to go. Just press the button to release. I wish land was more abundant.
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07-27-2010, 10:40 PM	#9464
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted, but now the oceans are gone... which is a problem, but I can't remember why. I wish for a more comfortable desk chair.
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07-27-2010, 10:42 PM	#9465
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Granted. But your chair couldn't stand your weight To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I can enjoy my life without sleeping and eating.
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07-27-2010, 10:44 PM	#9466
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted! But you realize there is nothing worth living for. I wish the phone would never ring again.
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07-27-2010, 10:49 PM	#9467
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,533	Granted! Phone buzzs now....loudly. I wish I wasn't so apathetic tonight.
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07-27-2010, 10:51 PM	#9468
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted. You're now pathetic. I wish people who phone people at 1am ceased to exist.
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07-27-2010, 10:51 PM	#9469
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted! Now you never get any phone calls and miss all the important stuff. I wish I could quit waiting on his call.
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07-27-2010, 10:52 PM	#9470
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You start waiting under it, finding some lost change in the process. I wish for a eucalyptus leaf.
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07-27-2010, 10:52 PM	#9471
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted. But he calls at 1am I wish I had a cup of coffee EDIT: that was for MassHysteria
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07-27-2010, 11:27 PM	#9472
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,652	Granted! So long as I can have one, too. I wish there was a 24 hour espresso stand here.
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07-27-2010, 11:31 PM	#9473
RedOrange823 Core Member [559%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22,361	Granted. But it's all for me. I wish there were more hours in a day
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07-28-2010, 12:04 AM	#9474
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,533	Granted! You impale yourself with them and die slowly. I wish I could spell well.
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07-28-2010, 01:37 AM	#9475
Mr Mediocre Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 463	Granted! U cn noe longah reed my riting I wish I was not so grossed out by feet.
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