corrupt a wish - Page 369

**WoodsWoman** · 07-14-2010, 09:42 AM

Granted - but they are so nice you are afraid to leave them unattended. Ever.

I wish my cookie jar was full

**GenessorDios** · 07-14-2010, 11:50 AM

Granted. It doesn't have to eat for two days.

I wish I had better eyesight.

**jonnyb** · 07-14-2010, 12:24 PM

Granted! *surgically attaches coin operated binoculars to GD's head* There, you have adjustable vision and can even see things from afar. Um...Just don't forget to carry lots of quarters with you, those things have a way of going black without notice at the most inoportune times.

I wish that the people looking at my home right now will buy it.

**realJim** · 07-14-2010, 03:07 PM

Granted! They love the house and agree to pay the realtor full price! The realtor takes the money and vanishes like a fart in the wind, and the new "owners" move in. They don't even mind that you're there!

I wish I felt like baking cookies, cause I feel like eating some.

**Veracity** · 07-14-2010, 04:27 PM

They turn out to be gingerbread cookies that come alive and bake you in revenge!

I wish I wasn't as busy.

**Valhalla** · 07-14-2010, 04:38 PM

Granted. You get stuck in an elevator.

I wish I could snowboard.

**jonnyb** · 07-14-2010, 07:04 PM

Granted! It never snows again.

I wish I could water ski.

**thewraith** · 07-14-2010, 07:09 PM

Granted - but global warming causes all surface water across the Earth to evaporate - it escapes through the hole in the ozone never to be seen again.

I wish all animals had opposable thumbs.

**jonnyb** · 07-14-2010, 07:13 PM

Granted! Buffalo wings will never be looked at the same.

I wish to have a medium rare prime rib dinner.

**WoodsWoman** · 07-14-2010, 07:35 PM

Granted - it was the2 oz. special...

I wish I understood what was going on.

**jonnyb** · 07-14-2010, 08:53 PM

Granted! On a galactic level, you know what's going on. Knowing where all the asteroids and planets are and their gravitational relations still doesn't help you in Maine....unless you can convince an observatory to believe you.

I wish I didn't forget my French press and coffee grind tonight.

**thewraith** · 07-14-2010, 09:52 PM

Granted - but they're incorporeal, you can see but you can't touch.

I wish the human race would get its head out of its collective rear end.

**jonnyb** · 07-14-2010, 10:07 PM

Granted! They all start talking in a copremisis fashion.

I wish that this joint had better pens that could actually write.

**jmizell** · 07-15-2010, 09:53 AM

Granted! They sold the chairs to pay for the new, better pens.

I wish that girl from the coffee shop would call back

**GenessorDios** · 07-15-2010, 10:06 AM

Granted. She calls you back, you fall in love and get married. Sixty years later, you realize you weren't really attracted to her, you just liked her perfume.

I wish I was Mr Nobody.

**jmizell** · 07-15-2010, 10:16 AM

Granted! Now Everybody knows Mr Nobody, making you Somebody again

I wish I had more creative thinking

**GenessorDios** · 07-15-2010, 10:24 AM

Granted. Your thoughts are so creative that anyone exposed to them would be amazed and drop tearfully to their knees in sheer jubilance....that is, if you hadn't lost all ability to communicate in any way, shape or form.

I wish I could mark targets to be struck by lightning.

**jmizell** · 07-15-2010, 10:28 AM

Granted! You forget to turn off the targeting system, however, when you scratch your head.

I wish everything made sense to everyone like it does to me.

**GenessorDios** · 07-15-2010, 10:34 AM

Granted. I'd say my favorite bit was the pilots who thought they were playing bumper cars, but the rednecks who thought their shotguns were toothbrushes were also amusing. All in all, I'd say it's pretty sad the world's going to end in seven hours but it was a fun denouement to an overwrought story, don't you think?

I wish all my books would be kept in perfect condition, even after reading them.

**jmizell** · 07-15-2010, 10:36 AM

Granted! To do so, they are taken away from you and stored elsewhere.

I wish I spoke Japanese.

**GenessorDios** · 07-15-2010, 10:46 AM

Granted. でも勉強した後で、世界の人全員なくなるから、動物と話すしか仕方がない。

I wish for knowledge in all fields of study.

**WoodsWoman** · 07-15-2010, 11:01 AM

Granted - the word 'knowledge' is used in all fields of study.

I wish there was a pill one could take to eliminate loneliness.

**GenessorDios** · 07-15-2010, 11:03 AM

Apparently someone has never heard of LSD.

I wish I could take LSD without suffering permanent damage.

**Valhalla** · 07-15-2010, 11:07 AM

Granted. You're perpetually in wonderland dancing with blue elephants since the pink unicorns had been run over a over the hill rockstar overdosing on heroine.

I wish, I wish, I wish.....

**jmizell** · 07-15-2010, 11:09 AM

Granted! Granted! Granted! That's all your wishes

I wish I was nicer

07-14-2010, 09:42 AM	#9201
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07-14-2010, 11:50 AM	#9202
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. It doesn't have to eat for two days. I wish I had better eyesight.
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07-14-2010, 12:24 PM	#9203
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! surgically attaches coin operated binoculars to GD's head There, you have adjustable vision and can even see things from afar. Um...Just don't forget to carry lots of quarters with you, those things have a way of going black without notice at the most inoportune times. I wish that the people looking at my home right now will buy it.
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07-14-2010, 03:07 PM	#9204
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! They love the house and agree to pay the realtor full price! The realtor takes the money and vanishes like a fart in the wind, and the new "owners" move in. They don't even mind that you're there! I wish I felt like baking cookies, cause I feel like eating some.
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07-14-2010, 04:27 PM	#9205
Veracity Member [06%] MBTI: xNTx Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 250	They turn out to be gingerbread cookies that come alive and bake you in revenge! I wish I wasn't as busy.
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07-14-2010, 04:38 PM	#9206
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. You get stuck in an elevator. I wish I could snowboard.
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07-14-2010, 07:04 PM	#9207
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! It never snows again. I wish I could water ski.
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07-14-2010, 07:09 PM	#9208
thewraith Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 104	Granted - but global warming causes all surface water across the Earth to evaporate - it escapes through the hole in the ozone never to be seen again. I wish all animals had opposable thumbs.
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07-14-2010, 07:13 PM	#9209
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! Buffalo wings will never be looked at the same. I wish to have a medium rare prime rib dinner.
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07-14-2010, 07:35 PM	#9210
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Granted - it was the2 oz. special... I wish I understood what was going on.
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07-14-2010, 08:53 PM	#9211
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! On a galactic level, you know what's going on. Knowing where all the asteroids and planets are and their gravitational relations still doesn't help you in Maine....unless you can convince an observatory to believe you. I wish I didn't forget my French press and coffee grind tonight.
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07-14-2010, 09:52 PM	#9212
thewraith Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 104	Granted - but they're incorporeal, you can see but you can't touch. I wish the human race would get its head out of its collective rear end.
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07-14-2010, 10:07 PM	#9213
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Granted! They all start talking in a copremisis fashion. I wish that this joint had better pens that could actually write.
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07-15-2010, 09:53 AM	#9214
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	Granted! They sold the chairs to pay for the new, better pens. I wish that girl from the coffee shop would call back
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07-15-2010, 10:06 AM	#9215
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. She calls you back, you fall in love and get married. Sixty years later, you realize you weren't really attracted to her, you just liked her perfume. I wish I was Mr Nobody.
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07-15-2010, 10:16 AM	#9216
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	Granted! Now Everybody knows Mr Nobody, making you Somebody again I wish I had more creative thinking
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07-15-2010, 10:24 AM	#9217
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. Your thoughts are so creative that anyone exposed to them would be amazed and drop tearfully to their knees in sheer jubilance....that is, if you hadn't lost all ability to communicate in any way, shape or form. I wish I could mark targets to be struck by lightning.
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07-15-2010, 10:28 AM	#9218
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	Granted! You forget to turn off the targeting system, however, when you scratch your head. I wish everything made sense to everyone like it does to me.
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07-15-2010, 10:34 AM	#9219
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. I'd say my favorite bit was the pilots who thought they were playing bumper cars, but the rednecks who thought their shotguns were toothbrushes were also amusing. All in all, I'd say it's pretty sad the world's going to end in seven hours but it was a fun denouement to an overwrought story, don't you think? I wish all my books would be kept in perfect condition, even after reading them.
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07-15-2010, 10:36 AM	#9220
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	Granted! To do so, they are taken away from you and stored elsewhere. I wish I spoke Japanese.
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07-15-2010, 10:46 AM	#9221
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Granted. でも勉強した後で、世界の人全員なくなるから、動物と話すしか仕方がない。 I wish for knowledge in all fields of study.
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07-15-2010, 11:01 AM	#9222
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Granted - the word 'knowledge' is used in all fields of study. I wish there was a pill one could take to eliminate loneliness.
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07-15-2010, 11:03 AM	#9223
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Apparently someone has never heard of LSD. I wish I could take LSD without suffering permanent damage.
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07-15-2010, 11:07 AM	#9224
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. You're perpetually in wonderland dancing with blue elephants since the pink unicorns had been run over a over the hill rockstar overdosing on heroine. I wish, I wish, I wish.....
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07-15-2010, 11:09 AM	#9225
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	Granted! Granted! Granted! That's all your wishes I wish I was nicer
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