corrupt a wish - Page 367

**GenessorDios** · 07-11-2010, 11:15 AM

Granted. Dumb and Dumber is rereleased with a fifteen second clip of each star saying 'I approve this film.'. Worldwide gross reaches into the hundreds, far surpassing the shoestring budget of sixteen dollars.

Granted. You don't have a headache and now that the sun knows that, you have no excuse to say no to some fun time. The ensuing crotch burns leave you bedridden for two years.

I wish shoestrings were edible.

**Wry Satyr** · 07-11-2010, 11:47 AM

Granted, but they're made from those things that stick to a banana when you peel it, so they're always breaking and they taste like paper.

I wish I were watching the World Cup (When is it on?)

**Valhalla** · 07-11-2010, 01:55 PM

Granted. Afterwards you get to hang out with the hooligans who have been on an elephant hunt ever since they came to the African continent.

I wish I knew how to write the perfect report.

**reiven** · 07-11-2010, 02:44 PM

granted, but your creative skills suck, so perfect form does you no good.

i wish i had a computer at work already so i could waste company time on the forum.

**GenessorDios** · 07-11-2010, 05:30 PM

Granted. Your spiteful boss, knowing your penchant for playing forum games, somehow manages to inversely link your INTJf browsing time with your salary. I'd give you the formula but its proprietary and I don't want a lawsuit. PM if you're interested.

I wish I had roses.

Cooper · 07-11-2010, 08:55 PM

Granted! They are all thorns and stuck in your tailpipe.

I wish I didn't kill threads.

**realJim** · 07-11-2010, 09:17 PM

Granted! Now you kill flies, sometimes 7 in one swat!

I wish the stock market was open every day.

**maddhatter** · 07-12-2010, 03:48 AM

Granted! But the stocks keep plunging everyday that you wish you didn't wish for this wish earlier~

I wish I can go and work now

**datagirl** · 07-12-2010, 08:40 AM

Granted - your job consists of picking up garbage from road side while wearing an orange jumpsuit.

I wish I was a pole dancer.

**Wry Satyr** · 07-12-2010, 10:56 PM

Granted - but now you are surrounded by a mass of sychophants who completely lust after you, which at first you find intriguing, but as time wears on, you find distasteful and actually repulsive.

I wish I could watch you pole dance.

**thewraith** · 07-12-2010, 11:29 PM

Granted - but she's 300lbs and has "interesting" ideas about personal hygiene.

I wish all my wishes would come true.

**Wry Satyr** · 07-12-2010, 11:44 PM

Granted, but the thought of going down on a 300 pound woman pops into your head and is immediately expressed as a wish come true.

I wish could talk to ghosts when I choose to.

**jonnyb** · 07-13-2010, 12:07 AM

Granted! Although you can choose when you talk to the ghosts, they continuously talk to you. Not bad at first, but after a few weeks of inceasant pesterings at all hours, you start swatting at the ghosts and cursing them. You get mis-diagnosed with touretts and have a football helmet surgically attached to your head for your own protection.

I wish my scanner didn't break.

**maddhatter** · 07-13-2010, 02:05 AM

Granted, but this time it's your laptop which is broken

I wish I won't have to eat instant noodle for dinner tonight

**thewraith** · 07-13-2010, 02:28 AM

Granted - but you have to eat instant noodle tomorrow night and then every night for the rest of your life.

I wish I could pick up cars and throw them around.

**reiven** · 07-13-2010, 02:45 AM

granted, only to hear some kids mom yell get your own damn matchbox toys!

i wish i could skip work and sit here for several more hours

**maddhatter** · 07-13-2010, 03:01 AM

Granted, but 'several more hours' ended up so fast that you wished you wish for a longer time instead.

I wish I had a packet of Korean ramen

**jonnyb** · 07-13-2010, 04:07 AM

Granted! You get the box set of all the seasons of 'Everybody Loves Ramen' dubbed into Korean with Korean subtitles.

I wish that I didn't get roped into another really long work day.

**maddhatter** · 07-13-2010, 04:36 AM

Granted, but all the works you've delayed piled up so high it blocked the door. You have no choice but to do your work to clear the path.

I wish a vampire suddenly appears at my window

**Stealthjelly** · 07-13-2010, 06:11 AM

Granted, but it drains your very lifeforce making you it's mindless slave for all eternity.

I wish I knew everything there is to know.

**Minerva** · 07-13-2010, 07:52 AM

Granted but your head explodes from all the information.

I wish I did not have to leave in a few minutes.

**HereticForLife** · 07-13-2010, 08:01 AM

Granted! Your body is nailed to the wall and you are incapable of leaving.

I wish my wireless mouse would work.

**WoodsWoman** · 07-13-2010, 09:15 AM

Granted - now it's demanding cheese...

I wish the air conditioning in this place worked better.

**Stealthjelly** · 07-13-2010, 09:43 AM

Granted, but it works so ridiculously well you are frozen solid.

I wish there was a thunderstorm here right now.

**GenessorDios** · 07-13-2010, 09:44 AM

Granted. Seventy trillion dollars is spent to build a pipeline carrying air from the North Pole to your place. The world enters another recession, widespread rioting and looting breaks out, global martial law is declared, babies are eaten when food gets scarce, people shiv each other in the streets over Twinkie crumbs but hey, at least you get cool air right?

I wish it were mandatory for everyone to get their address tattooed on their forehead.

07-11-2010, 11:15 AM	#9151
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Dumb and Dumber is rereleased with a fifteen second clip of each star saying 'I approve this film.'. Worldwide gross reaches into the hundreds, far surpassing the shoestring budget of sixteen dollars. Granted. You don't have a headache and now that the sun knows that, you have no excuse to say no to some fun time. The ensuing crotch burns leave you bedridden for two years. I wish shoestrings were edible.
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07-11-2010, 11:47 AM	#9152
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,545	Granted, but they're made from those things that stick to a banana when you peel it, so they're always breaking and they taste like paper. I wish I were watching the World Cup (When is it on?)
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07-11-2010, 01:55 PM	#9153
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. Afterwards you get to hang out with the hooligans who have been on an elephant hunt ever since they came to the African continent. I wish I knew how to write the perfect report.
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07-11-2010, 02:44 PM	#9154
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted, but your creative skills suck, so perfect form does you no good. i wish i had a computer at work already so i could waste company time on the forum.
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07-11-2010, 05:30 PM	#9155
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Your spiteful boss, knowing your penchant for playing forum games, somehow manages to inversely link your INTJf browsing time with your salary. I'd give you the formula but its proprietary and I don't want a lawsuit. PM if you're interested. I wish I had roses.
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07-11-2010, 08:55 PM	#9156
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,630	Granted! They are all thorns and stuck in your tailpipe. I wish I didn't kill threads.
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07-11-2010, 09:17 PM	#9157
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! Now you kill flies, sometimes 7 in one swat! I wish the stock market was open every day.
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07-12-2010, 03:48 AM	#9158
maddhatter Member [09%] MBTI: INXJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 368	Granted! But the stocks keep plunging everyday that you wish you didn't wish for this wish earlier~ I wish I can go and work now
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07-12-2010, 08:40 AM	#9159
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	Granted - your job consists of picking up garbage from road side while wearing an orange jumpsuit. I wish I was a pole dancer.
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07-12-2010, 10:56 PM	#9160
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,545	Granted - but now you are surrounded by a mass of sychophants who completely lust after you, which at first you find intriguing, but as time wears on, you find distasteful and actually repulsive. I wish I could watch you pole dance.
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07-12-2010, 11:29 PM	#9161
thewraith Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 104	Granted - but she's 300lbs and has "interesting" ideas about personal hygiene. I wish all my wishes would come true.
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07-12-2010, 11:44 PM	#9162
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,545	Granted, but the thought of going down on a 300 pound woman pops into your head and is immediately expressed as a wish come true. I wish could talk to ghosts when I choose to.
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07-13-2010, 12:07 AM	#9163
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! Although you can choose when you talk to the ghosts, they continuously talk to you. Not bad at first, but after a few weeks of inceasant pesterings at all hours, you start swatting at the ghosts and cursing them. You get mis-diagnosed with touretts and have a football helmet surgically attached to your head for your own protection. I wish my scanner didn't break.
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07-13-2010, 02:05 AM	#9164
maddhatter Member [09%] MBTI: INXJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 368	Granted, but this time it's your laptop which is broken I wish I won't have to eat instant noodle for dinner tonight
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07-13-2010, 02:28 AM	#9165
thewraith Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 104	Granted - but you have to eat instant noodle tomorrow night and then every night for the rest of your life. I wish I could pick up cars and throw them around.
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07-13-2010, 02:45 AM	#9166
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	granted, only to hear some kids mom yell get your own damn matchbox toys! i wish i could skip work and sit here for several more hours
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07-13-2010, 03:01 AM	#9167
maddhatter Member [09%] MBTI: INXJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 368	Granted, but 'several more hours' ended up so fast that you wished you wish for a longer time instead. I wish I had a packet of Korean ramen
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07-13-2010, 04:07 AM	#9168
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,513	Granted! You get the box set of all the seasons of 'Everybody Loves Ramen' dubbed into Korean with Korean subtitles. I wish that I didn't get roped into another really long work day.
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07-13-2010, 04:36 AM	#9169
maddhatter Member [09%] MBTI: INXJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 368	Granted, but all the works you've delayed piled up so high it blocked the door. You have no choice but to do your work to clear the path. I wish a vampire suddenly appears at my window
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07-13-2010, 06:11 AM	#9170
Stealthjelly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 483	Granted, but it drains your very lifeforce making you it's mindless slave for all eternity. I wish I knew everything there is to know.
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07-13-2010, 07:52 AM	#9171
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,336	Granted but your head explodes from all the information. I wish I did not have to leave in a few minutes.
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07-13-2010, 08:01 AM	#9172
HereticForLife Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 277	Granted! Your body is nailed to the wall and you are incapable of leaving. I wish my wireless mouse would work.
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07-13-2010, 09:15 AM	#9173
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	Granted - now it's demanding cheese... I wish the air conditioning in this place worked better.
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07-13-2010, 09:43 AM	#9174
Stealthjelly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 483	Granted, but it works so ridiculously well you are frozen solid. I wish there was a thunderstorm here right now.
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07-13-2010, 09:44 AM	#9175
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Seventy trillion dollars is spent to build a pipeline carrying air from the North Pole to your place. The world enters another recession, widespread rioting and looting breaks out, global martial law is declared, babies are eaten when food gets scarce, people shiv each other in the streets over Twinkie crumbs but hey, at least you get cool air right? I wish it were mandatory for everyone to get their address tattooed on their forehead.
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