corrupt a wish - Page 355

**Fyrnae** · 06-20-2010, 04:43 AM

Granted! You no longer have several small holes drilled into you. Instead, at this late hour, you are knackered.

I wish that Cooper would make a move in our 'Faerie War.' I hate stalemates.

**Nikita** · 06-20-2010, 04:46 AM

Granted!

He takes a Faerie princess as his sex slave and orders you, in chains, to cater to her every wish and desire as they mock you and pelt you with acorns, stones, and photographs of their love-making.

I wish I could sleep in a hot tub right now.

**Fyrnae** · 06-20-2010, 05:21 AM

Granted, but in your sleep your head slips under the surface......bye bye, Nikita.

I wish Cooper would take me instead.

**Nikita** · 06-20-2010, 05:24 AM

Granted!

But he just takes you as a hostage that will be tortured and disposed of without a second glance or even a single ounce of remorse or concern.

I wish I could play the angles better at pool.

**Fyrnae** · 06-20-2010, 05:38 AM

Granted! Unfortunately, the local mafia don't take kindly to your 'angle,' especially not on their turf. They run you out of town after relieving you of your ill-gotten gains and tell you that the next time they see you, it'll be a pair of cement shoes.

I wish reiven hadn't gotten in the way.

**Nikita** · 06-20-2010, 05:43 AM

Granted!

You deposit reiven into a tar pit where his screams echo in the night, forever haunting your sleep.

I wish all Bibles were burned beyond recognition.

**jonnyb** · 06-20-2010, 06:27 AM

Granted! Without the 'directions' to life, all the mindless pooh-heads start having to think and be responsible for their own selves. Chaos ensues leading to the eventual crash of acedemic capital of the world. Our civilization is thrown back into Romanesque beliefs of a polytheistic derivative. You fortunately receive the designation of Athena's post modern day contemporary.

I wish I didn't feel like I am getting a cold.

**Nikita** · 06-20-2010, 06:35 AM

Granted!

Instead, you feel like you are getting old, specifically ailed by rheumatoid arthritis, alzheimer's, glaucoma, and heart disease.

I wish it were quiet in here.

**jonnyb** · 06-20-2010, 06:40 AM

Granted! A rouge home scientist chooses right now to test out his hand built neutron bomb in the cafe you are occupying. It suprisingly works well and leaves the joint silent as a tomb.

I wish I knew how to correctly spell.

**Nikita** · 06-20-2010, 06:53 AM

*rogue

Granted!

You become an INTP.

I wish I could move.

**jonnyb** · 06-20-2010, 07:00 AM

Granted! You put the LT foot in and the RT foot out..... See, that weren't so hard.

I wish Edgar would use head and shoulders shampoo or something. All that dandruf falls off his shirt and onto the areas where I work.

**GenessorDios** · 06-20-2010, 07:00 AM

Granted. Your molecules are able to move out of phase and to passers-by, you appear to constantly disappear into thin air and reappear. However, you're not able to move spatially, stuck forever in the seated position.

Granted. But somehow, your steaks don't taste as nice anymore.

I wish my sand could control time.

**MassHysteria** · 06-20-2010, 08:42 AM

Granted. It speeds it up.

I wish for a more effective hair dryer.

**GenessorDios** · 06-20-2010, 08:57 AM

Granted. He blows wistfully into your hair after every shower while whispering sweet nothings in your ear. He brushes pretty nicely too. Now if only he weren't seventy....

I wish for more sonority.

**jonnyb** · 06-20-2010, 02:27 PM

Granted! You end up being too febile minded to handle it and you die a death not heard of since the disembowelment of William Wallace.

I wish this day weren't dragging out forever.

**realJim** · 06-20-2010, 07:16 PM

Granted! A homicidal maniac, or one of your prior bosses (both, I think!) drops by to torment you. No boredom anymore, you have your hands full just staying alive!

I wish I could travel for a while, even if on foot.

**Bobsama** · 06-20-2010, 07:28 PM

Granted. But you're bare-foot and in the middle of an erupting volcano.

I wish I had more time to sleep tonight.

**Minerva** · 06-20-2010, 07:35 PM

Granted but then you would have to go to bed now and not play on the Game Threads.

I wish I did not have things to do at this late hour!

**Bobsama** · 06-20-2010, 07:43 PM

Granted. You still have things to do, but you're now tied to your bed.

I wish Minerva was blindfolded.

**Minerva** · 06-20-2010, 08:09 PM

Granted but now I won't be impressed by your killer body or other sights for sore eyes.

I wish Bob was handcuffed to the his bed.

Cooper · 06-20-2010, 08:21 PM

Granted! His $*&% cuffed to the bed.

I wish for my idea to work....no, I take that back, I don't want it corrupted. So....I wish for some warm weather.

**Valhalla** · 06-21-2010, 05:31 AM

Granted.You're on the North Pole 200 years from now: the last polar bears aren't too pleased to see you around.

I wish I didn't feel nauseous.

**Bobsama** · 06-21-2010, 05:44 AM

Granted. Now you have heartburn, indigestion, and diarrhea.

I wish I could fast-forward 1.5 years.

**Valhalla** · 06-21-2010, 06:15 AM

Granted.Everything's the same.

I wish I had a Starbuck's coffeemaker.

**jmizell** · 06-21-2010, 06:20 AM

granted! Your electricity gets shut off for lack of bill payment

I wish I had my own place to live

06-20-2010, 04:43 AM	#8851
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted! You no longer have several small holes drilled into you. Instead, at this late hour, you are knackered. I wish that Cooper would make a move in our 'Faerie War.' I hate stalemates.
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06-20-2010, 04:46 AM	#8852
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted! He takes a Faerie princess as his sex slave and orders you, in chains, to cater to her every wish and desire as they mock you and pelt you with acorns, stones, and photographs of their love-making. I wish I could sleep in a hot tub right now.
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06-20-2010, 05:21 AM	#8853
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted, but in your sleep your head slips under the surface......bye bye, Nikita. I wish Cooper would take me instead.
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06-20-2010, 05:24 AM	#8854
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted! But he just takes you as a hostage that will be tortured and disposed of without a second glance or even a single ounce of remorse or concern. I wish I could play the angles better at pool.
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06-20-2010, 05:38 AM	#8855
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted! Unfortunately, the local mafia don't take kindly to your 'angle,' especially not on their turf. They run you out of town after relieving you of your ill-gotten gains and tell you that the next time they see you, it'll be a pair of cement shoes. I wish reiven hadn't gotten in the way.
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06-20-2010, 05:43 AM	#8856
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted! You deposit reiven into a tar pit where his screams echo in the night, forever haunting your sleep. I wish all Bibles were burned beyond recognition.
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06-20-2010, 06:27 AM	#8857
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! Without the 'directions' to life, all the mindless pooh-heads start having to think and be responsible for their own selves. Chaos ensues leading to the eventual crash of acedemic capital of the world. Our civilization is thrown back into Romanesque beliefs of a polytheistic derivative. You fortunately receive the designation of Athena's post modern day contemporary. I wish I didn't feel like I am getting a cold.
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06-20-2010, 06:35 AM	#8858
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted! Instead, you feel like you are getting old, specifically ailed by rheumatoid arthritis, alzheimer's, glaucoma, and heart disease. I wish it were quiet in here.
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06-20-2010, 06:40 AM	#8859
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! A rouge home scientist chooses right now to test out his hand built neutron bomb in the cafe you are occupying. It suprisingly works well and leaves the joint silent as a tomb. I wish I knew how to correctly spell.
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06-20-2010, 06:53 AM	#8860
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	*rogue Granted! You become an INTP. I wish I could move.
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06-20-2010, 07:00 AM	#8861
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! You put the LT foot in and the RT foot out..... See, that weren't so hard. I wish Edgar would use head and shoulders shampoo or something. All that dandruf falls off his shirt and onto the areas where I work.
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06-20-2010, 07:00 AM	#8862
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. Your molecules are able to move out of phase and to passers-by, you appear to constantly disappear into thin air and reappear. However, you're not able to move spatially, stuck forever in the seated position. Granted. But somehow, your steaks don't taste as nice anymore. I wish my sand could control time.
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06-20-2010, 08:42 AM	#8863
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted. It speeds it up. I wish for a more effective hair dryer.
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06-20-2010, 08:57 AM	#8864
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. He blows wistfully into your hair after every shower while whispering sweet nothings in your ear. He brushes pretty nicely too. Now if only he weren't seventy.... I wish for more sonority.
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06-20-2010, 02:27 PM	#8865
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Granted! You end up being too febile minded to handle it and you die a death not heard of since the disembowelment of William Wallace. I wish this day weren't dragging out forever.
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06-20-2010, 07:16 PM	#8866
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! A homicidal maniac, or one of your prior bosses (both, I think!) drops by to torment you. No boredom anymore, you have your hands full just staying alive! I wish I could travel for a while, even if on foot.
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06-20-2010, 07:28 PM	#8867
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. But you're bare-foot and in the middle of an erupting volcano. I wish I had more time to sleep tonight.
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06-20-2010, 07:35 PM	#8868
Minerva Core Member [234%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,391	Granted but then you would have to go to bed now and not play on the Game Threads. I wish I did not have things to do at this late hour!
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06-20-2010, 07:43 PM	#8869
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. You still have things to do, but you're now tied to your bed. I wish Minerva was blindfolded.
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06-20-2010, 08:09 PM	#8870
Minerva Core Member [234%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,391	Granted but now I won't be impressed by your killer body or other sights for sore eyes. I wish Bob was handcuffed to the his bed.
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06-20-2010, 08:21 PM	#8871
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,549	Granted! His $*&% cuffed to the bed. I wish for my idea to work....no, I take that back, I don't want it corrupted. So....I wish for some warm weather.
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06-21-2010, 05:31 AM	#8872
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted.You're on the North Pole 200 years from now: the last polar bears aren't too pleased to see you around. I wish I didn't feel nauseous.
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06-21-2010, 05:44 AM	#8873
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. Now you have heartburn, indigestion, and diarrhea. I wish I could fast-forward 1.5 years.
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06-21-2010, 06:15 AM	#8874
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted.Everything's the same. I wish I had a Starbuck's coffeemaker.
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06-21-2010, 06:20 AM	#8875
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	granted! Your electricity gets shut off for lack of bill payment I wish I had my own place to live
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