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**Nikita** · 06-14-2010, 07:25 AM

Granted!

It blinds and paralyzes you, mentally and physically.

I wish life were more revered.

**Reganon** · 06-14-2010, 08:32 AM

Granted.

Everyone values all life forms equally. Humans can no longer justify killing plants and animals for food, so they all starve to death.

I wish I had a rival to motivate me.

**Nikita** · 06-14-2010, 08:33 AM

Granted.

Princess Mononoke makes it her life mission to destroy you.

I wish hell wasn't for children.

**GenessorDios** · 06-14-2010, 08:42 AM

Granted. They're all moved to heaven, but there's also a sudden influx of iron maidens and racks there too.

I wish my bed would be slightly bouncier.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 01:18 PM

Granted! You now sleep on a superball.

I wish I had some fish and chips.

**Synchronicity** · 06-14-2010, 04:37 PM

Granted. You have a bucket of fish heads mixed with soggy potato chips.

I wish I could control the weather with my mind.

**Fyrnae** · 06-14-2010, 04:44 PM

Granted! I'd give you lessons in cloudgapping & whipping up the breeze, but you'd have to fully open up your mind to the concept's possibility of manifestation.

I wish i was feeling more clever tonight.

**Synchronicity** · 06-14-2010, 04:57 PM

Granted. People are jealous of your cleverness and hate you.

I wish I didn't have to put up with people smoking cigarettes in my presence.

**MassHysteria** · 06-14-2010, 04:58 PM

@Fyrn Granted! *discretely passes Fyrn a bag of pure Colombian snow* You'll feel more clever, but it doesn't mean you actually are.

@Sync, Granted! *lights up corn cob pipe* Much better.

I wish I hadn't looked in the box.

**GenessorDios** · 06-14-2010, 05:54 PM

Granted. You aren't able to become a giant and defeat Ares. The world is destroyed. Thanks a lot, MassHysteria.

I wish some people weren't so selfish.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 07:12 PM

Granted! Everyone gives you everything...but now what to do with it?

I wish I had more dirt.

**jonnyb** · 06-14-2010, 07:50 PM

Granted! You dig up dirt on some members of the Chinese Mafia. They get wind of your knowlege and are now laying plans to take you down.

I wish Mandee would leave me alone.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 08:32 PM

Granted! Introduce her to Chad...

I wish the fish and chip place wasn't closed today.

**jonnyb** · 06-14-2010, 08:36 PM

Granted! They are open and it is soggy leftover night.

I wish Yahoo would allow 30 meg file transfers.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 08:38 PM

Granted! They now allow 30 megaton down...a, loads.

I wish I knew what the outcome of tomorrow will be....

**jonnyb** · 06-14-2010, 09:17 PM

Granted! You will find out before June-15-2010:2359

I wish I can be invisible while I sit at the internet access computer in the back hall.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 09:23 PM

Granted! Chad comes and sits on you.

I wish Jack would stop intimadating Wyatt when he dreams.

**GenessorDios** · 06-14-2010, 10:02 PM

Granted. All the Wyatts in the world no longer fear the Jacks. Jack Bauer is now unable to stop the terrorist Wyatt from unleashing a nuclear holocaust. Thanks a lot dude.

I wish my vault received our water chip like we were supposed to.

**MassHysteria** · 06-14-2010, 10:04 PM

Granted, but it costs WAY too much and just barely works. Welcome to real life.

I wish I had a stronger T and a weaker N.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 10:04 PM

Granted! Whatever the hell that means. Anyway, you are all wet and start to rust.

I wish there was something to mindlessly watch on TV.

yeah, yeah, snaked yet one more time...

**jonnyb** · 06-14-2010, 10:08 PM

Granted! You go to scratch your eye but aren't used to the cyborg arm. You poke out your eye and are now bleeding all over your white carpet.

I wish for a stawberry shake.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 10:14 PM

Granted! Two strawberries come shaking down the hall at you. One is named Chad and the other is Eddie.

I wish I had some french fries.

**jonnyb** · 06-14-2010, 10:41 PM

Granted!, but you still don't get to see any maid outfits.

I wish I had a TIG welder.

Cooper · 06-14-2010, 10:44 PM

Granted! Too bad its a typo on the label...its really a wig and not really a welder.

I wish I had a welding shed.

**jonnyb** · 06-14-2010, 10:46 PM

Granted! It's built over a leaky natural gas line.

I wish that I knew all the secrets of fabrication.

06-14-2010, 07:25 AM	#8726
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted! It blinds and paralyzes you, mentally and physically. I wish life were more revered.
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06-14-2010, 08:32 AM	#8727
Reganon Veteran Member [79%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184	Granted. Everyone values all life forms equally. Humans can no longer justify killing plants and animals for food, so they all starve to death. I wish I had a rival to motivate me.
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06-14-2010, 08:33 AM	#8728
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Granted. Princess Mononoke makes it her life mission to destroy you. I wish hell wasn't for children.
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06-14-2010, 08:42 AM	#8729
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. They're all moved to heaven, but there's also a sudden influx of iron maidens and racks there too. I wish my bed would be slightly bouncier.
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06-14-2010, 01:18 PM	#8730
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! You now sleep on a superball. I wish I had some fish and chips.
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06-14-2010, 04:37 PM	#8731
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. You have a bucket of fish heads mixed with soggy potato chips. I wish I could control the weather with my mind.
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06-14-2010, 04:44 PM	#8732
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,324	Granted! I'd give you lessons in cloudgapping & whipping up the breeze, but you'd have to fully open up your mind to the concept's possibility of manifestation. I wish i was feeling more clever tonight.
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06-14-2010, 04:57 PM	#8733
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Granted. People are jealous of your cleverness and hate you. I wish I didn't have to put up with people smoking cigarettes in my presence.
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06-14-2010, 04:58 PM	#8734
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	@Fyrn Granted! discretely passes Fyrn a bag of pure Colombian snow You'll feel more clever, but it doesn't mean you actually are. @Sync, Granted! lights up corn cob pipe Much better. I wish I hadn't looked in the box.
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06-14-2010, 05:54 PM	#8735
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. You aren't able to become a giant and defeat Ares. The world is destroyed. Thanks a lot, MassHysteria. I wish some people weren't so selfish.
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06-14-2010, 07:12 PM	#8736
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! Everyone gives you everything...but now what to do with it? I wish I had more dirt.
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06-14-2010, 07:50 PM	#8737
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! You dig up dirt on some members of the Chinese Mafia. They get wind of your knowlege and are now laying plans to take you down. I wish Mandee would leave me alone.
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06-14-2010, 08:32 PM	#8738
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! Introduce her to Chad... I wish the fish and chip place wasn't closed today.
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06-14-2010, 08:36 PM	#8739
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! They are open and it is soggy leftover night. I wish Yahoo would allow 30 meg file transfers.
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06-14-2010, 08:38 PM	#8740
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! They now allow 30 megaton down...a, loads. I wish I knew what the outcome of tomorrow will be....
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06-14-2010, 09:17 PM	#8741
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! You will find out before June-15-2010:2359 I wish I can be invisible while I sit at the internet access computer in the back hall.
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06-14-2010, 09:23 PM	#8742
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! Chad comes and sits on you. I wish Jack would stop intimadating Wyatt when he dreams.
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06-14-2010, 10:02 PM	#8743
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Granted. All the Wyatts in the world no longer fear the Jacks. Jack Bauer is now unable to stop the terrorist Wyatt from unleashing a nuclear holocaust. Thanks a lot dude. I wish my vault received our water chip like we were supposed to.
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06-14-2010, 10:04 PM	#8744
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted, but it costs WAY too much and just barely works. Welcome to real life. I wish I had a stronger T and a weaker N.
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06-14-2010, 10:04 PM	#8745
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! Whatever the hell that means. Anyway, you are all wet and start to rust. I wish there was something to mindlessly watch on TV. yeah, yeah, snaked yet one more time...
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06-14-2010, 10:08 PM	#8746
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! You go to scratch your eye but aren't used to the cyborg arm. You poke out your eye and are now bleeding all over your white carpet. I wish for a stawberry shake.
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06-14-2010, 10:14 PM	#8747
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! Two strawberries come shaking down the hall at you. One is named Chad and the other is Eddie. I wish I had some french fries.
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06-14-2010, 10:41 PM	#8748
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted!, but you still don't get to see any maid outfits. I wish I had a TIG welder.
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06-14-2010, 10:44 PM	#8749
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,546	Granted! Too bad its a typo on the label...its really a wig and not really a welder. I wish I had a welding shed.
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06-14-2010, 10:46 PM	#8750
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Granted! It's built over a leaky natural gas line. I wish that I knew all the secrets of fabrication.
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