corrupt a wish - Page 328

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 04:14 PM

Granted. Too bad I laced it with arsenic!

I wish I had a new pair of high heeled boots.

**realJim** · 05-31-2010, 04:15 PM

Granted! I give you some of my kids' Barbie boots.

I wish I had a delicious healthy oatmeal raisin cookie to eat.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:15 PM

Minny: Granted. You message Bobsama your cell number.

Otherwise: Granted. But it's made of cement.

I wish Minerva would stop making passes at me.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 04:17 PM

Granted but now you live a boring life and die a lonely man since no other woman ever shows you interest.

I wish Bob saw that the goddess is playful and it is an honour to be teased!

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:18 PM

Granted. But he teases you back.
Oh wait, that isn't that bad, is it...

I wish Valhalla would profess her undying adoration for my intellect.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 04:20 PM

Granted but it is another Bob who she mistakes you for.

I wish I did not have to leave so soon!

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 04:23 PM

Granted. It is me who is leaving soon.

I wish Minerva would have a proper avatar.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:24 PM

Minny: Granted. But now you realize you have been making passes on someone 8 years younger than you.

Valhalla: Granted. It is now a picture of you.

I wish I had a pen.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 04:31 PM

Granted. You have a quill, a little bit of ink and a little candle. But no matches.

I wish Bobsama wasn't like Tigger.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:34 PM

Granted. He was never like Tigger in the first place.

I wish Valhalla would tell me how old she is.
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**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 04:42 PM

Granted. You laught heartily at her joke. Yet you have little time to contemplate this, since the little wounds in your neck are itching. And what's with this sudden allergy for sunlight?

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep now.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:43 PM

Granted. But your casket is already full, the sun is already out, and you had to go to sleep 10 minutes ago. Your skin starts to turn to ash.

I wish I was more entertained by something else.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 04:47 PM

Granted... You can have me for entertainment! Ummmm... that did not come out right. Oh well.

I wish Bob would get a hotter avatar.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 04:49 PM

Granted. That pic of inferno steams things up.

I wish......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*g'night everybody*

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:50 PM

Minny: Granted. It's global warming.

Valhalla: Granted. Then, a train promptly rearranges half of your place of residence.

I wish people would live longer.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 05:01 PM

Granted and not overpopulation is worse than ever.

I wish BP would figure out how to stop that oil spill!

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 05:03 PM

Granted. They decide to drain the ocean to do it.

I wish I was omnipotent.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 05:05 PM

Granted, but instead of being omnipotent you are now impotent.

I wish Bob was older and more mature!

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 05:07 PM

Granted. He's about 2 minutes older than before and more mature.

I wish Minerva was younger.
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**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 05:09 PM

Granted, but then I would not be able to sneak beer into your dorm room for you!

I wish that this Bob was the Bob I met earlier this year...

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 05:16 PM

Granted. He's that Bob's reincarnation or something like that.

I wish Minerva would send me a PM... <_<

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 05:25 PM

Granted, but the PM was also sent to all other members to INTJf. It was nothing special.

I wish Bob was old enough to take me out for a drink.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 05:27 PM

I wish Minerva and I were in Quebec or Ontario. The Great White North is good for one thing; getting drunk.

I wish I was old enough to legally drink alcohol in the USA.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 05:34 PM

Granted. You do drink, drive under the influence of alcohol and crash on your way to take me out for a drink! HOW COULD YOU! *sob*
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I wish that you didn't want to go to Canada!

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 05:37 PM

Granted; the drinking age in the USA is dropped to 18 and a bunch of morons go out to celebrate, crash their cars, and the drinking age is reinstated to be 21.

I wish I didn't have to go across the northern border to buy my own stiff drink.

05-31-2010, 04:14 PM	#8176
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. Too bad I laced it with arsenic! I wish I had a new pair of high heeled boots.
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05-31-2010, 04:15 PM	#8177
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! I give you some of my kids' Barbie boots. I wish I had a delicious healthy oatmeal raisin cookie to eat.
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05-31-2010, 04:15 PM	#8178
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Minny: Granted. You message Bobsama your cell number. Otherwise: Granted. But it's made of cement. I wish Minerva would stop making passes at me.
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05-31-2010, 04:17 PM	#8179
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted but now you live a boring life and die a lonely man since no other woman ever shows you interest. I wish Bob saw that the goddess is playful and it is an honour to be teased!
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05-31-2010, 04:18 PM	#8180
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. But he teases you back. Oh wait, that isn't that bad, is it... I wish Valhalla would profess her undying adoration for my intellect.
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05-31-2010, 04:20 PM	#8181
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted but it is another Bob who she mistakes you for. I wish I did not have to leave so soon!
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05-31-2010, 04:23 PM	#8182
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. It is me who is leaving soon. I wish Minerva would have a proper avatar.
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05-31-2010, 04:24 PM	#8183
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Minny: Granted. But now you realize you have been making passes on someone 8 years younger than you. Valhalla: Granted. It is now a picture of you. I wish I had a pen.
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05-31-2010, 04:31 PM	#8184
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. You have a quill, a little bit of ink and a little candle. But no matches. I wish Bobsama wasn't like Tigger.
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05-31-2010, 04:34 PM	#8185
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. He was never like Tigger in the first place. I wish Valhalla would tell me how old she is. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-31-2010, 04:42 PM	#8186
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. You laught heartily at her joke. Yet you have little time to contemplate this, since the little wounds in your neck are itching. And what's with this sudden allergy for sunlight? I wish I didn't have to go to sleep now.
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05-31-2010, 04:43 PM	#8187
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. But your casket is already full, the sun is already out, and you had to go to sleep 10 minutes ago. Your skin starts to turn to ash. I wish I was more entertained by something else.
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05-31-2010, 04:47 PM	#8188
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted... You can have me for entertainment! Ummmm... that did not come out right. Oh well. I wish Bob would get a hotter avatar.
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05-31-2010, 04:49 PM	#8189
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. That pic of inferno steams things up. I wish......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz g'night everybody
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05-31-2010, 04:50 PM	#8190
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Minny: Granted. It's global warming. Valhalla: Granted. Then, a train promptly rearranges half of your place of residence. I wish people would live longer.
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05-31-2010, 05:01 PM	#8191
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted and not overpopulation is worse than ever. I wish BP would figure out how to stop that oil spill!
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05-31-2010, 05:03 PM	#8192
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. They decide to drain the ocean to do it. I wish I was omnipotent.
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05-31-2010, 05:05 PM	#8193
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted, but instead of being omnipotent you are now impotent. I wish Bob was older and more mature!
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05-31-2010, 05:07 PM	#8194
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. He's about 2 minutes older than before and more mature. I wish Minerva was younger. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-31-2010, 05:09 PM	#8195
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted, but then I would not be able to sneak beer into your dorm room for you! I wish that this Bob was the Bob I met earlier this year...
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05-31-2010, 05:16 PM	#8196
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. He's that Bob's reincarnation or something like that. I wish Minerva would send me a PM... <_<
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05-31-2010, 05:25 PM	#8197
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted, but the PM was also sent to all other members to INTJf. It was nothing special. I wish Bob was old enough to take me out for a drink.
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05-31-2010, 05:27 PM	#8198
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	I wish Minerva and I were in Quebec or Ontario. The Great White North is good for one thing; getting drunk. I wish I was old enough to legally drink alcohol in the USA.
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05-31-2010, 05:34 PM	#8199
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,338	Granted. You do drink, drive under the influence of alcohol and crash on your way to take me out for a drink! HOW COULD YOU! sob To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish that you didn't want to go to Canada!
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05-31-2010, 05:37 PM	#8200
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted; the drinking age in the USA is dropped to 18 and a bunch of morons go out to celebrate, crash their cars, and the drinking age is reinstated to be 21. I wish I didn't have to go across the northern border to buy my own stiff drink.
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