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**reiven** · 05-31-2010, 07:27 AM

the dumpster behind any pizza hut.

what is the quadrennial bifurcation anomaly?

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 07:29 AM

Hmmm... Isn't that four limbs, two eyes but one heart?

What is up with all the big words?

**reiven** · 05-31-2010, 07:56 AM

i wish this was the questions tread, or at least the wrong answer thread so we were still on track
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**GenessorDios** · 05-31-2010, 08:02 AM

Granted! Granted! Granted!

What is your next wish?

**reiven** · 05-31-2010, 08:21 AM

granted, you now know all my fantasies.

i wish i could go to a linkin park concert

**GenessorDios** · 05-31-2010, 08:24 AM

Banned because nobody's listening.

I wish to know what the most awesome portmanteau of all time is.

**reiven** · 05-31-2010, 08:26 AM

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i wish i could have known john lennon

**GenessorDios** · 05-31-2010, 08:59 AM

Granted. Welcome to INTJf, Miss Ono, may I offer you a selection of complimentary drinks courtesy of the moderators at INTJf, none of which appear to have been laced with any sort of drugs that would make the drinker, should such a drug have been added, convulse with labored breathing for at least two hours before desperately grabbing any blunt object at hand and contusing their skull until the inevitable unconsciousness brings them peacefully into death? They've got little umbrellas too.

I wish my snail mail would mail itself.

**realJim** · 05-31-2010, 12:42 PM

Granted! It takes 59 years, but eventually, the mail haphazardly gets to your intended recipients.

I wish I could grill a salmon burger for my intjForum friends.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 01:40 PM

Granted. But even though you could, it's not like anyone would eat them.

I wish Minerva would post next.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 02:13 PM

Granted. But she deleted.

I wish I had a fur coat.

**MassHysteria** · 05-31-2010, 02:18 PM

Granted. It's human fur, though. Hope you don't mind owning a coat made out of used bikini wax strips taped together.

I wish I could drive a stick shift.

**AnnoyingPony** · 05-31-2010, 03:16 PM

Granted! But then as soon as the Illuminati catches wind of the news that you have mastered a forbidden art, they order you assassinated and replaced by a robotic look-alike.

I wish I could draw well.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 03:36 PM

Granted. You are even able to live off your art..........pity you have to go in hiding since Al Qaida doesn't really like your drawings. Boom voyage!

I wish it was summer.

**AnnoyingPony** · 05-31-2010, 03:41 PM

Granted! Total global warming came sooner than expected. We're all vaporized from the face of the planet.

I wish that extremists would no longer proclaim that x, y, and z are sins and let people LIVE THEIR LIVES.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 03:50 PM

Granted. Everyone becomes a fundamentalist.

I wish the IRC had more people in it.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 03:55 PM

Granted. The forum crashes.

I wish I was a famous author who writes one bestseller after the other.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 03:57 PM

Granted. Only you are assassinated after the fourth is published.

I wish Valhalla wouldn't post next.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 03:59 PM

Granted but now you are stuck with me... Wait that isn't a bad thing is it?
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I wish Bob was not such a meanine!

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:01 PM

Granted. Bobsama is no longer an INTJ.
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I wish Minerva wouldn't have such a big ego.
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**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 04:04 PM

Granted, now my ego is bigger than before!

I wish the real Bobsama would make me Minerva-hime.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 04:04 PM

Granted. Her ego is now as big as that gigantic piece of soy in your avatar.

I wish I could do with a little sleep.

**Bobsama** · 05-31-2010, 04:06 PM

Granted. But you first contemplate Bobsama's avatar and find that it's a block of ice, not a piece of soy. It takes all night.

I wish I wasn't sunburned.

**Minerva** · 05-31-2010, 04:09 PM

Granted. You are now acidburt instead.

I wish Bob would stop blackmailing my friends into giving him my mobile number.

**Valhalla** · 05-31-2010, 04:13 PM

Granted. Nobody asks you for you number any longer. Nobody rings, nobody pays you any attention again. You end up a spinster eaten by your cats.

I wish somebody would make me coffee.

05-31-2010, 07:27 AM	#8151
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	the dumpster behind any pizza hut. what is the quadrennial bifurcation anomaly?
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05-31-2010, 07:29 AM	#8152
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05-31-2010, 07:56 AM	#8153
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05-31-2010, 08:02 AM	#8154
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,925	Granted! Granted! Granted! What is your next wish?
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05-31-2010, 08:21 AM	#8155
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05-31-2010, 08:24 AM	#8156
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05-31-2010, 08:26 AM	#8157
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. i wish i could have known john lennon
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05-31-2010, 08:59 AM	#8158
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,925	Granted. Welcome to INTJf, Miss Ono, may I offer you a selection of complimentary drinks courtesy of the moderators at INTJf, none of which appear to have been laced with any sort of drugs that would make the drinker, should such a drug have been added, convulse with labored breathing for at least two hours before desperately grabbing any blunt object at hand and contusing their skull until the inevitable unconsciousness brings them peacefully into death? They've got little umbrellas too. I wish my snail mail would mail itself.
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05-31-2010, 12:42 PM	#8159
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! It takes 59 years, but eventually, the mail haphazardly gets to your intended recipients. I wish I could grill a salmon burger for my intjForum friends.
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05-31-2010, 01:40 PM	#8160
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. But even though you could, it's not like anyone would eat them. I wish Minerva would post next.
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05-31-2010, 02:13 PM	#8161
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. But she deleted. I wish I had a fur coat.
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05-31-2010, 02:18 PM	#8162
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted. It's human fur, though. Hope you don't mind owning a coat made out of used bikini wax strips taped together. I wish I could drive a stick shift.
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05-31-2010, 03:16 PM	#8163
AnnoyingPony Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,271	Granted! But then as soon as the Illuminati catches wind of the news that you have mastered a forbidden art, they order you assassinated and replaced by a robotic look-alike. I wish I could draw well.
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05-31-2010, 03:36 PM	#8164
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. You are even able to live off your art..........pity you have to go in hiding since Al Qaida doesn't really like your drawings. Boom voyage! I wish it was summer.
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05-31-2010, 03:41 PM	#8165
AnnoyingPony Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,271	Granted! Total global warming came sooner than expected. We're all vaporized from the face of the planet. I wish that extremists would no longer proclaim that x, y, and z are sins and let people LIVE THEIR LIVES. Last edited by AnnoyingPony; 05-31-2010 at 03:42 PM. Reason: typo!
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05-31-2010, 03:50 PM	#8166
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. Everyone becomes a fundamentalist. I wish the IRC had more people in it.
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05-31-2010, 03:55 PM	#8167
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. The forum crashes. I wish I was a famous author who writes one bestseller after the other.
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05-31-2010, 03:57 PM	#8168
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. Only you are assassinated after the fourth is published. I wish Valhalla wouldn't post next.
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05-31-2010, 03:59 PM	#8169
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Granted but now you are stuck with me... Wait that isn't a bad thing is it? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish Bob was not such a meanine!
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05-31-2010, 04:01 PM	#8170
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. Bobsama is no longer an INTJ. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish Minerva wouldn't have such a big ego. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-31-2010, 04:04 PM	#8171
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Granted, now my ego is bigger than before! I wish the real Bobsama would make me Minerva-hime.
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05-31-2010, 04:04 PM	#8172
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. Her ego is now as big as that gigantic piece of soy in your avatar. I wish I could do with a little sleep.
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05-31-2010, 04:06 PM	#8173
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Granted. But you first contemplate Bobsama's avatar and find that it's a block of ice, not a piece of soy. It takes all night. I wish I wasn't sunburned.
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05-31-2010, 04:09 PM	#8174
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Granted. You are now acidburt instead. I wish Bob would stop blackmailing my friends into giving him my mobile number.
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05-31-2010, 04:13 PM	#8175
Valhalla Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,399	Granted. Nobody asks you for you number any longer. Nobody rings, nobody pays you any attention again. You end up a spinster eaten by your cats. I wish somebody would make me coffee.
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