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**realJim** · 05-21-2010, 07:44 PM

Granted! The founding fathers of Delta Spanka Wankers dine with you, then proceed to belt you without mercy.

I wish the house I want to buy is a real deal.

**GenessorDios** · 05-22-2010, 10:18 AM

Granted. You have to play Real Deal or No Deal to win it and Mandel's waiting for your pick. Hurry up! Time's running out and a commercial is coming soon!

I wish I had more dexterity in my fingers, maybe with a Ring of Dynamo Digits which has +10 to dexterity.

**MassHysteria** · 05-22-2010, 10:24 AM

Granted! You are given one Ring of Dynamo Digits... for each finger! Bwahahahaha! Now you're beyond dexterous, you are completely limp, flaccid and squishy. Enjoy.

I wish I could find my keys.

**GenessorDios** · 05-22-2010, 11:21 AM

Granted. Those arms you sacrificed to receive your new ability of echolocation would surely have been useful in picking up those keys; oh well, just wait until someone comes along I guess.

I wish my printer would print 50% faster.

**jonnyb** · 05-24-2010, 09:35 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, all the ink seems to miss the paper.

I wish that my home would miraculously stay clean while I am trying to sell it.

**GenessorDios** · 05-24-2010, 10:53 PM

Granted. The fairy maids are so meticulous that there is nary a speck of dust to be found even after your house has collapsed.

I wish I had eleven fingers.

**Fyrnae** · 05-25-2010, 04:12 AM

Granted! Unfortunately, you fall foul of 'Big Eddie,' who catches up to you and promptly removes the extra digit. Let that be a lesson to you!

I wish I had not run out of tea.

**GenessorDios** · 05-25-2010, 04:20 AM

Granted. You walk out on it, turn and gaze disappointedly, then carry on walking. Tea is very upset at having driven you away, for good this time it seems.

I wish I didn't have to spend so much time correcting my coworkers' mistakes.

**Minerva** · 05-25-2010, 09:48 AM

Granted. You are now unemployed. Hahahah! Good luck to you!

I wish that is was already the weekend.

**MassHysteria** · 05-25-2010, 09:50 AM

Granted! We just skipped ahead to Saturday. Too bad you were supposed to meet the man of your dreams on Thursday and win the lottery on Friday. *shrugs* You never know, huh?

I wish for a nutritious snack.

**Minerva** · 05-25-2010, 09:53 AM

Granted but it was pass its shelf life and now you have vomiting and diarrhea.

I wish I won the lottery!

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2010, 11:38 AM

Granted!

You win the bingo constellation lottery prize, a free set of denture provided by the dentist of your choice.

I wish I could get all the weeds pulled in my back yard.

**Minerva** · 05-25-2010, 11:59 AM

Granted, but it was removed my police officers and now you have to serve 25 years in prison.

I wish for a Caribbean vacation.

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2010, 12:26 PM

Granted! Wished for Caribbean vacations are only good during hurricane season. Not valid with any other offer.

I wish I could record the sounds the MRI machine makes from inside the bore.

**Minerva** · 05-25-2010, 12:35 PM

Granted... your recording device is attached to your skull and when you enter the MRI machine, it is pulled out and you now have a gaping hole in your head.

Where I am going isn't affected by hurricanes!
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I wish I would get the job I recently applied for.

**GenessorDios** · 05-25-2010, 03:45 PM

The thread genie regrets to inform you that the position has already been filled but he's willing to grant you a consolation peanut butter sandwich instead.

I wish I were deaf.

**Wry Satyr** · 05-25-2010, 05:47 PM

Granted - your auditory circuits short circuit from you repeatedly pushing the mute button an dnow you hear nothing...not even your thoughts.

I wish my ex weren't such a selfish pain in the ass.

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2010, 05:58 PM

Granted! She is now a lawyer, a really good one too. She is able to single handedly destroy your financial life and no longer be a pain in your ass after that.

I wish there were an animal that eats Box Elder tree bugs and that I owned one to eat all the bugs around my home.

**Wry Satyr** · 05-25-2010, 06:14 PM

granted - but they don't stop with the tree bugs - they gnaw thru the walls and then thru your legs, etc.

<it's not the money, it's my kids.>

I wish I could go swimming.

**MassHysteria** · 05-25-2010, 06:17 PM

Granted! Too bad you didn't specify what you wanted to swim IN.

I wish I had superpowers.

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2010, 06:18 PM

Granted! You do a back flip off of the diving board into the pool but realize after it is too late that the pool is full of the same toxic goo that the Toxic Avenger fell into and acquire the same powers. On the bright side, in about 6-8 months, you meet a blind guy who loves you.

I wish Deb were here.

**GenessorDios** · 05-25-2010, 06:19 PM

Granted. Your house slowly fills with water and you find through some sorcery that it won't drain even when you open the doors and windows. Hope you can hold your breath for exactly eternity minutes.

I wish I had a pet Martian.

**MassHysteria** · 05-25-2010, 06:22 PM

Granted! ...But... Where's the ka-boom?!? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-boom!!! *tsk* Delays... Delays...

I wish for a Golden Ticket.

**Wry Satyr** · 05-25-2010, 06:26 PM

granted, but he plots to kill you painfully for enslaving him.

I wish I could travel to other habitable planets.

**GenessorDios** · 05-25-2010, 06:28 PM

*ziiiip*

Here you go, freshly goldened.

I wish for some peace.

05-21-2010, 07:44 PM	#7976
realJim Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,488	Granted! The founding fathers of Delta Spanka Wankers dine with you, then proceed to belt you without mercy. I wish the house I want to buy is a real deal.
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05-22-2010, 10:18 AM	#7977
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You have to play Real Deal or No Deal to win it and Mandel's waiting for your pick. Hurry up! Time's running out and a commercial is coming soon! I wish I had more dexterity in my fingers, maybe with a Ring of Dynamo Digits which has +10 to dexterity.
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05-22-2010, 10:24 AM	#7978
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted! You are given one Ring of Dynamo Digits... for each finger! Bwahahahaha! Now you're beyond dexterous, you are completely limp, flaccid and squishy. Enjoy. I wish I could find my keys.
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05-22-2010, 11:21 AM	#7979
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Those arms you sacrificed to receive your new ability of echolocation would surely have been useful in picking up those keys; oh well, just wait until someone comes along I guess. I wish my printer would print 50% faster.
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05-24-2010, 09:35 PM	#7980
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Granted! Unfortunately, all the ink seems to miss the paper. I wish that my home would miraculously stay clean while I am trying to sell it.
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05-24-2010, 10:53 PM	#7981
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. The fairy maids are so meticulous that there is nary a speck of dust to be found even after your house has collapsed. I wish I had eleven fingers.
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05-25-2010, 04:12 AM	#7982
Fyrnae Core Member [408%] MBTI: IntJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,323	Granted! Unfortunately, you fall foul of 'Big Eddie,' who catches up to you and promptly removes the extra digit. Let that be a lesson to you! I wish I had not run out of tea.
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05-25-2010, 04:20 AM	#7983
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. You walk out on it, turn and gaze disappointedly, then carry on walking. Tea is very upset at having driven you away, for good this time it seems. I wish I didn't have to spend so much time correcting my coworkers' mistakes.
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05-25-2010, 09:48 AM	#7984
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,331	Granted. You are now unemployed. Hahahah! Good luck to you! I wish that is was already the weekend.
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05-25-2010, 09:50 AM	#7985
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted! We just skipped ahead to Saturday. Too bad you were supposed to meet the man of your dreams on Thursday and win the lottery on Friday. shrugs You never know, huh? I wish for a nutritious snack.
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05-25-2010, 09:53 AM	#7986
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,331	Granted but it was pass its shelf life and now you have vomiting and diarrhea. I wish I won the lottery!
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05-25-2010, 11:38 AM	#7987
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Granted! You win the bingo constellation lottery prize, a free set of denture provided by the dentist of your choice. I wish I could get all the weeds pulled in my back yard.
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05-25-2010, 11:59 AM	#7988
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,331	Granted, but it was removed my police officers and now you have to serve 25 years in prison. I wish for a Caribbean vacation.
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05-25-2010, 12:26 PM	#7989
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Granted! Wished for Caribbean vacations are only good during hurricane season. Not valid with any other offer. I wish I could record the sounds the MRI machine makes from inside the bore.
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05-25-2010, 12:35 PM	#7990
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,331	Granted... your recording device is attached to your skull and when you enter the MRI machine, it is pulled out and you now have a gaping hole in your head. Where I am going isn't affected by hurricanes! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I wish I would get the job I recently applied for.
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05-25-2010, 03:45 PM	#7991
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	The thread genie regrets to inform you that the position has already been filled but he's willing to grant you a consolation peanut butter sandwich instead. I wish I were deaf.
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05-25-2010, 05:47 PM	#7992
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,545	Granted - your auditory circuits short circuit from you repeatedly pushing the mute button an dnow you hear nothing...not even your thoughts. I wish my ex weren't such a selfish pain in the ass.
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05-25-2010, 05:58 PM	#7993
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Granted! She is now a lawyer, a really good one too. She is able to single handedly destroy your financial life and no longer be a pain in your ass after that. I wish there were an animal that eats Box Elder tree bugs and that I owned one to eat all the bugs around my home.
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05-25-2010, 06:14 PM	#7994
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,545	granted - but they don't stop with the tree bugs - they gnaw thru the walls and then thru your legs, etc. <it's not the money, it's my kids.> I wish I could go swimming.
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05-25-2010, 06:17 PM	#7995
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted! Too bad you didn't specify what you wanted to swim IN. I wish I had superpowers.
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05-25-2010, 06:18 PM	#7996
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Granted! You do a back flip off of the diving board into the pool but realize after it is too late that the pool is full of the same toxic goo that the Toxic Avenger fell into and acquire the same powers. On the bright side, in about 6-8 months, you meet a blind guy who loves you. I wish Deb were here.
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05-25-2010, 06:19 PM	#7997
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Granted. Your house slowly fills with water and you find through some sorcery that it won't drain even when you open the doors and windows. Hope you can hold your breath for exactly eternity minutes. I wish I had a pet Martian.
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05-25-2010, 06:22 PM	#7998
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Granted! ...But... Where's the ka-boom?!? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-boom!!! tsk Delays... Delays... I wish for a Golden Ticket.
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05-25-2010, 06:26 PM	#7999
Wry Satyr Veteran Member [63%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,545	granted, but he plots to kill you painfully for enslaving him. I wish I could travel to other habitable planets.
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05-25-2010, 06:28 PM	#8000
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	ziiiip Here you go, freshly goldened. I wish for some peace.
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